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[–]cabojay 136 points137 points ago

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[–]shroomtat 29 points30 points ago

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Thanks, the best part's at the end

[–]prezjordan 50 points51 points ago

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I disagree, so I'm glad he cut the rest out.

[–]Helmet_Icicle 2 points3 points ago

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Hard to karma whore otherwise.

[–]EllipsisAndTylerToo 12 points13 points ago

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Seriously. Why would someone steal it and then crop out half of it?

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

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So that you wouldn't remember it was stolen. "Oh, I think I've seen this before. Wait, no I didn't. That one ended differently so this must be new.

[–]itsprobablytrue 12 points13 points ago

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I do think the shorter version can exist as its own content, and I did like the shorter version better. It's like walking out of the room after one good joke. Leave them wanting more.

[–]Blahkah 1 point2 points ago

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you could use your hand to cover the other half :)

[–]Maverick144 1 point2 points ago

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spark milk

[–]HolyGatoradeBatman 41 points42 points ago

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Really? I expected him to wolf it down.

[–]nomgis0 14 points15 points ago

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This pun bearly makes the cut.

[–]FearofOnionRings 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not so sure. I was pelted with laughter.

[–]pieguyfry22 7 points8 points ago

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fur the sake of it all, I thought it was clever.

[–]drummererb 5 points6 points ago

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You guys are polar opposites

[–]PunIntendedSorry 2 points3 points ago

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Ouch... that was really cold. I'm gonna stay out of this one. I'm not hungry to be in between you animals when stuff starts to go down.

[–]Mozzy 2 points3 points ago

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A little sheepish, are we?

[–]Awkwardly_Stupid_Pun 5 points6 points ago

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Join the pawty.

[–]dbzgtfan4ever 0 points1 point ago

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Howl long do you think this thread can keep going?

[–]morespamforya 0 points1 point ago

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There are some baaaaa~d jokes in here

[–]ionlyspeakinbearpuns 1 point2 points ago

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This whole thing is bearly acceptable.

[–]HmmNoWays 0 points1 point ago

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This should now be posted with a further extension of the wolf biting his hand, and the title should be "Internet me vs real me"

[–]Andaliter 2 points3 points ago

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I upvoted solely because the guy in the pictures is fucking delicious.

[–]RetlaOge 18 points19 points ago

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Repost? (the answer is yes)

[–]ItsSchlim 3 points4 points ago

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Damnit I thought I had seen everything

[–]Pravusmentis 4 points5 points ago

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Thank Jebus no one was around to hear the noise I just made.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Charlie Brown?

[–]Creepwood 6 points7 points ago

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Came here to make a Charlie Brown joke, you just blurted it out. Now I have to wait a full week for this to get reposted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Refer to username.

[–]Creepwood 0 points1 point ago

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Blast!

[–]NotAtTheTable 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a rule that this comic must show up on reddit every month or something?

[–]apullin 10 points11 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/herhm/no_thanks_im_stuffed/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/h368s/no_thanks_im_stuffed/

Who knows how many more there are with different post titles.

Great thing we've got going here reddit. Just awesome.

[–]aspec 14 points15 points ago

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Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Reddit is dynamic. People come and go, and there are hundreds of subreddits on the front page. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone else has, and a link's presence on the front page indicates there are a lot of people who haven't seen it before. If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it. The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that.

from the reddiquette help page

[–]HUGE_BALLS 7 points8 points ago

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This is a repost.

[–]kitchlol 0 points1 point ago

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So is "This is a repost."

[–]xkaymex 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that if I've seen something before, other people still might not have? But... why didn't they just see it when I did? I'm having trouble understanding this.

[–]sandforthewin 0 points1 point ago

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But seriously, this was just on the front page a few days ago.

[–]aspec 0 points1 point ago

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If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it.

[–]apullin -1 points0 points ago

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If everything on reddit is reposts, then reddit isn't dynamic. It's static. BY definition. If the content is all the same, always, then it's static. I'm bring the most dynamism to reddit by discouraging reposts.

[–]aspec 1 point2 points ago

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If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it. The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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If reddit is going to just be reduced to upvotes, downvotes, and reposts, what's the point of it then? Why even have a comments section? Why not just run the whole thing with scripts and such? Or just watch TV? That's a one-way conversation.

[–]aspec 0 points1 point ago

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What are you, a Republican? Sit down, man.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

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Ha. I have been screamed at on many occasions when I walked about town with my Nader shirt on. Obama supporters back in 2008 were ... pretty emotional.

[–]aspec 0 points1 point ago

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Obama supporters back in 2008 were ... pretty emotional.

Haha, I know, right? And what was with all the crying on election night? I thought they would've been happy he won.

[–]Cdresden 1 point2 points ago

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Why do we have to see this again? Oh yeah, new internet person.

[–]s992 4 points5 points ago

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Reluctant upvote.

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[–]mickey_NOO 18 points19 points ago

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Unhesitant downvote.

[–]Nibas 3 points4 points ago

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cute bear.

[–]voipme 1 point2 points ago

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I remember accusing that guy of being on 16 & Pregnant and/or Teen Mom... And he denied it. I still have my doubts.

[–]LaziestManAlive 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, that's the first thing that occurred to me. I feel ashamed knowing.

[–]rouxious 1 point2 points ago

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Gary from Teen Mom?

[–]DTMFA 0 points1 point ago

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my thoughts exactly.

[–]xtremeradness 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I don't remember saying that...

[–]UnrivalleD 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad somebody re-posted this (As said in the comments) because I had not seen it before! :D

[–]tetzy 0 points1 point ago

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The funniest part of this thread? Seven-hundred-two upvotes.

Seriously, are you people high?

[–]-Deidara- 0 points1 point ago

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So bad it's good.

[–]ilikeulike 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh. Mildly funny at best. Posted way too often.

[–]thebattlefish 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favourite picture on the internet.

[–]Greenzafiro 0 points1 point ago

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yes !!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant Username lmao

[–]DownvotesEnsue -2 points-1 points ago

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Relevant how?

[–]CWSughrue 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else think that was Gary from Teen Mom?

[–]ThereIsNoGod- 1 point2 points ago

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No, most of reddit tends to shy away from shite television

[–]CWSughrue 0 points1 point ago

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I disagree. That show is comedy gold.

[–]haphsaph 0 points1 point ago

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that's why I thought it was Sock from Reaper (Tyler Labine)

[–]Woebeful -3 points-2 points ago

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do you watch the Jersey Shore too? You're what's wrong with America.

[–]makoureactor 0 points1 point ago

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That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]KuchiKobe 0 points1 point ago

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I love his power ranger shirt

[–]Firebr4nd 0 points1 point ago

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Read this in a russian accent because I instantly thought of the heavy.

[–]brilliantNumberOne 0 points1 point ago

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LOOK OUT, THERE'S A POLAR BEAR BEHIND YOU!

[–]CeorgeGostanza 0 points1 point ago

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This man is a king

[–]afxaloha89 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jameswf 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOO That sandwich is making my eye twitch. It is not ok in so many ways....

[–]afxaloha89 -1 points0 points ago

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My dog..

[–]badhobbit -1 points0 points ago

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You must really hate those sheets.

[–]yellowped -1 points0 points ago

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Who is that guy? I swear I've seen him somewhere before. I feel weird.

[–]SaddestClown -1 points0 points ago

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I smile every time this comes up. Larry Hooper is the man and just put the final touches on his second cd.

[–]bbop -1 points0 points ago

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You know hooper? I also know hooper.

[–]SaddestClown -1 points0 points ago

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Let's meet up and hoop it up.

[–]BdotDS -1 points0 points ago

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Repost

[–]duhpower -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank you! I normally smirk or heh heh, but this was an honest to god laugh.

[–]hankhill3820 -1 points0 points ago

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now that was a funny joke

[–]FreeSammiches -1 points0 points ago

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I'll take that sandwich if you don't need it.

[–]seeyourintentions -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]chthonical -1 points0 points ago

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Drugs, or a Malkavian?

[–]PullOutBoy -1 points0 points ago

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Give credit to the original source you stupid faggots you guys aren't funny or original, we'll find the content you steal

[–]sleezeep -1 points0 points ago

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is that gary from teen mom?

[–]cholomite -1 points0 points ago

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glad to see gary from teen mom is getting work

[–]karmaterrorrist -1 points0 points ago

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The really weird thing is that my brain automatically reprocessed it, and I read it as, "No thanks, I'm satisfied."

WTF.

[–]Dmoneater -1 points0 points ago

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I like the part where they're stuffed.

[–]dopplegango -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm totally stealing this idea next time I go to a nature museum.

[–]cl0ckt0wer -2 points-1 points ago

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A wolf, and two bears walk into a bar...

[–]Versalite -2 points-1 points ago

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Obligatory forever alone comment.

[–]olleolle -2 points-1 points ago

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The short version is better.

[–]ackza -2 points-1 points ago

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i recognize this guy from santa cruz!

[–]JayMayKay -5 points-4 points ago

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if i could upvote this 50 times i would

[–]TheFatOneKnows 6 points7 points ago

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No need! Just wait for this to be reposted 50 more times!

[–]JayMayKay -3 points-2 points ago

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that^