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[–]flash_memory 130 points131 points ago*

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She's most commonly known as Vica Kerekes.

Full name: Éva Vica Kerekesová

Google

The source video is here.

Edit: Changed the link to a better version that doesn't require signup.

[–]cupsarap 99 points100 points ago*

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For the curious NSFW

EDIT: Looks like the site's bandwidth exploded: For the furious curious NSFW

[–]5ee5 39 points40 points ago

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WHY WAS THERE A TURTLE IN THE SECOND VIDEO?!

[–]ArcherIV 13 points14 points ago

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it doesn't matter my friend

[–]shiner_bock 11 points12 points ago

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It's turtles ...all the way down

[–]TesticleToe 93 points94 points ago

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I can't believe there were 0 hozzászólásoks...

[–]TA8601 24 points25 points ago

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47036 Nézettség?!?

[–]DarrelSirens 6 points7 points ago

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What an outrage.

[–]Fine_Cut 0 points1 point ago

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0 comments 47036 views

It's hungarian.

[–]TesticleToe 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah. Chrome translated for me.

But I wouldn't have gotten upvotes with, "I can't believe there were 0 comments."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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'Hozzászólások' is already plural, no need for the 's' on the end.

[–]Zoinac 8 points9 points ago

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That truely was szexjelenet!

[–]NeptunesDecision 3 points4 points ago

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yea at first when they were having sex I was like wow i'm really impressed by the cinematography in this you can't see much nudity apart from the butt. And then when she just started getting naked I was like...ok maybe not

[–]Cillex 4 points5 points ago

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Boner achieved.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Harold & Kumar!

[–]donkeyrocket 9 points10 points ago

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Moral of the story: If I stand in a remote part of the forest attractive gingers will flock to me to be ravaged.

[–]antraxx 2 points3 points ago

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1984 scene in the woods?

[–]Galtus_Maximus 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts exactly!

[–]slashbringinghasher 3 points4 points ago

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Did... did he just fuck her with a turtle?

[–]Provid3nce 9 points10 points ago

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Wow, reddit crashed the site. You sir, are now responsible for the deaths of trillions of sperm.

[–]meean 9 points10 points ago

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You mean the saving of trillions of sperm?

[–]Provid3nce 3 points4 points ago

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Well by posting the link he directly killed trillions. You can't really count the link being broken as him saving them.

[–]primitiveradio 5 points6 points ago

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every sperm is sacred.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think what he is saying is that the sperm have been saved because the fapping has ceased due to the site crashing. If the site were still working then people would be busting nuts left and right, and there would be dead sperm littered on fap rags all over the globe.

[–]cupsarap 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Provid3nce 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be in my bunk......

[–]TheresNoSpoon 2 points3 points ago

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1:22. Best poker face ever.

[–]pclamer 4 points5 points ago

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just gonna leave this here... for later.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You can save his comment...

[–]Ewalk 1 point2 points ago

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Only if you use RES.

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[–]Veltan 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it works great. You sure you're installing it right?

[–]Se7en_speed 1 point2 points ago

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tits and ass, must be a german version of HBO

[–]deminhead 1 point2 points ago

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503 service unavailable

[–]cupsarap 4 points5 points ago

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[–]GNU_bie 1 point2 points ago

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must... not... click...

[–]MarkG777 22 points23 points ago

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5 to 1 odd says you clicked it

[–]justcurious13 0 points1 point ago

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I am not leaving this here as a bookmark. This is a worthwhile comment - umm. Good job :-)

[–]RoboIcarus -1 points0 points ago

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[–]geekender -1 points0 points ago

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oops.

[–]Knucklessg1 -1 points0 points ago

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Link.... Link, is dead D:

[–]RaithMoracus 5 points6 points ago

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I have a question.

...what's being advertised?

[–]supaphly42 8 points9 points ago

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Does it matter? Whatever it is, I'll buy 37!

[–]unshifted 5 points6 points ago

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In a row?

[–]knestleknox 2 points3 points ago

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DAT AEESSS ;)

[–]Fuco1337 0 points1 point ago

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It's a trailer for a movie.

[–]d3x_Dark 6 points7 points ago

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Actually it's not from a commercial but from a trailer for a Czech movie called "Muži v naději" which means Men In Hope.

Also, her name is Éva Vica Kerekes, Vica is her middle name, so Éva Kerekes would be more accurate.

Her mother is Hungarian and her father is half Hungarian, half Slovak.

[–]rafikki 4 points5 points ago

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Well? Did she make the shot?

[–]Sushisource 1 point2 points ago

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Do want. Did anyone else notice the random hippo in there?

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[–]flash_memory 2 points3 points ago*

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Added a better link above.

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what they're selling. But I'm buying.

[–]Sirius5 0 points1 point ago

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brb Czech Republic

[–]Fuco1337 0 points1 point ago

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She's half Hungarian, half Slovak.

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[–]ChrisAshtear -1 points0 points ago

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so....very....hot....

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]acceptableusername 66 points67 points ago

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Gee, your hair smells terrific!

[–]Jushooter 11 points12 points ago

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Why is this in /r/funny?

[–]TheFAJ 0 points1 point ago

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The guys name is "down vote magnet", and posting an obvious repost. ಠ_ಠ

[–]rwhiffen 22 points23 points ago

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there are a lot of good comments from the first time I saw this gif

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/itkn5/improvised_hair_tie/

You can see the trailer for the movie this is from, the translation of the trailer and more.... much more, nsfw more, but more just the same.

[–]Meoow 41 points42 points ago

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Hi, have you met frontpage?

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[–]The1stAnon 9 points10 points ago

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this is a repost.

[–]sivade 11 points12 points ago

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[–]MrBokbagok 16 points17 points ago

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Goddamn, this is the hottest chick I've seen on the internet in like, a week

[–]cmatute 1 point2 points ago

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Me too, sir. I would like to add that I wasn't expecting to masturbate so early in the morning. Cheers.

[–]jazzstronaut 24 points25 points ago

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For a second I thought this was a gif of Tina Fey...

[–]blackstrat 11 points12 points ago

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In my mind, it is Tina Fey.

[–]rampantdissonance 7 points8 points ago

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Liz Lemon, I like your hair today.

[–]philm0 9 points10 points ago

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"your head smells like a cunt."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My first thought: Hungarian Christina Hendricks.

[–]Sorkijan 0 points1 point ago

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haha me too

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is it me or does she like like Bret from Flight of the conchords?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Her head is going to smell like ass :S.

[–]cntbckwrdsfrm10 1 point2 points ago

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I would never do that! I don't want my hair to smell like vag!

[–]zackyworth 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NotTheDude 1 point2 points ago

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From hair pie to hair tie!

[–]madame_gaston 1 point2 points ago

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Right, I'm giving up on all flirting and just doing this from now on.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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She looks like a MUCH hotter Christina hendricks.

[–]Audacity451 3 points4 points ago

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Source?!

[–]TheBobYouKnow 10 points11 points ago

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CTRL+U

[–]roofermann 0 points1 point ago

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please?

[–]bijida 1 point2 points ago

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PLEASE!!!!

[–]AndyJarosz 1 point2 points ago

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I BEG YOU!!!

[–]Spazit 1 point2 points ago

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Look up, the source is above you somewhere.

[–]AndyJarosz 4 points5 points ago

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I was referencing "DOOR STUCK!!" but that also works.

[–]taskrab 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha best vid

[–]ChaChaBolek 1 point2 points ago

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Written on the ceiling

[–]elf_dreams 3 points4 points ago

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I did this to my gf one night when she was piss drunk. She didn't appreciate it. Kept her from getting puke in her hair though...

[–]theironkilt 2 points3 points ago

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Sweet. Now her hair smells like vagina and farts.

[–]moistlotion 0 points1 point ago

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I wish she was my sister.

[–]bad_at_anatomy 1 point2 points ago

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that ass

[–]mamapycb 1 point2 points ago

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i could watch that all day

[–]amberleyanne 1 point2 points ago

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I have actually done this... no shame whatsoever

[–]Tw9caboose 2 points3 points ago

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Must stop watching, but can't look away.......

[–]findler 0 points1 point ago

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Username is relevant.

[–]talitus 0 points1 point ago

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Dude that's pretty gross. I'd compare it to wiping your balls with a bandana and then putting it on your head.

[–]Variance_on_Reddit 23 points24 points ago

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If your balls are dirty enough to make that gross, I think you have bigger problems than missing a bandanna.

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[–]Variance_on_Reddit 7 points8 points ago

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It's less a matter of actual germ count than the cootie count. Dirty balls have way more cooties than vaginas, which are like, anti-cooties.

This is something I've come to accept regarding my laptop trackpad.

[–]hamish5178 -2 points-1 points ago

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blue waffle

[–]Variance_on_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

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more delicious than normal waffles, if you ask me

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

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Don't do it

[–]kilo4fun 3 points4 points ago

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They are very dirty compared to other orifices. I'd say maybe the mouth is worse, but vaginas are definitely pretty "floral".

[–]Variance_on_Reddit 7 points8 points ago

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The more mutual exposure mouths and vaginas have, though, the more the count will equalize. cough

[–]kilo4fun 2 points3 points ago

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I'd definitely volunteer for that experiment!

[–]RockySterling 0 points1 point ago

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Goat Boy would love to volunteer!

[–]diothar 0 points1 point ago

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They aren't. They're magical and awesome. :-)

[–]hcregular 0 points1 point ago

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....45 minutes later....

[–]reztip 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like she could be Cilian Murphy's sister.

[–]CptSpiffyPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Great now i want to watch panty and stocking with Garderbelt

[–]WalkerTexasRanger 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care how many times this gets reposted. I will upvote every time.

[–]starberry697 0 points1 point ago

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I once used the ring from the end of a condom.

[–]clemay 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was Tina Fey...

I like it better believing that.

[–]Jarthos1234 0 points1 point ago

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Mentos! the freshmaker!

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

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And that is why, children, Tina Fey's hair smells like tuna...

[–]callmeapples 0 points1 point ago

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:o

[–]wudaddy 0 points1 point ago

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What movie/show is this from? haha

[–]Daveyd325 0 points1 point ago

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Those legs man.

[–]Pulse99 0 points1 point ago

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Repost is reposted.

[–]apotshot 0 points1 point ago

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I've improvised a set of "handcuffs" from a woman's panties. XD

[–]GavinZac 0 points1 point ago

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That's in the standard manual, soldier.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually kinda gross if you think about it.

[–]jacobian64 0 points1 point ago

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she's so damn hot.

[–]Barleybomb 0 points1 point ago*

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So apparently whoever posts this once a month gets 500+ karma. EDIT: I just searched.. make that FIVE times a month.

[–]thekind253 0 points1 point ago

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So hot!!!!

[–]scotchlobster 1 point2 points ago

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This gif reminds me of how much I want to stick my penis in Tina Fey.

[–]honkish 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god! I worship her.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A+

[–]peno_asslace 1 point2 points ago

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Would fap again!!

[–]fuzzyshorts 0 points1 point ago

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That left me breathless. What a body, what a smile, what a chick mcguyver move!

[–]sheepgirl 0 points1 point ago

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be right back, tying hair

[–]truthie -1 points0 points ago

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Goddamn! She's like a hot Christina Hendricks

[–]RawrRevenge -1 points0 points ago

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smells like ass and seamen

[–]arcticmonk3y -1 points0 points ago

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her hair is gonna smell like vagina

[–]LaBambas -5 points-4 points ago

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The smelliest hair tie of all.

[–]tsenti23 -2 points-1 points ago

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she's screwed if she has crabs!!

[–]fang_dejavu -4 points-3 points ago

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so damn sexyyy!!! I'm heading out to buy a red dress and a red panty like those for my gf right now!!

[–]getinthevan 10 points11 points ago

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for your gf...suuuure

[–]Sirtubb -1 points0 points ago

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MaCGotmeaboner

[–]Gestalt911 -1 points0 points ago

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That girl has some guns.

[–]velocity010 -1 points0 points ago

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slooooooooowomoooooooooooooo GIF

[–]Confucius_says -1 points0 points ago

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video link?

[–]Magikarp -1 points0 points ago

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gewwwwaaadd damnnnn

[–]Gerryoak -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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me gusta *le bookmark*

[–]FoxHoundUnit89 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck she is gorgeous.

[–]warpus -1 points0 points ago

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Improvised boner reporting for duty

[–]observationparadox -1 points0 points ago

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Watched this at least 10 times before my.. finger hit the back button.

[–]Attacus -1 points0 points ago

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Now can she keep making it to the frontpage instead of Hendricks? Thanks.

[–]BaqAttaq -1 points0 points ago

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Her and Christina Hendricks need to get into a pillow fight... right now!

[–]rwgordon -1 points0 points ago

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Ba ba-ba ba, ba ba ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba ba ba ba ding ding-de dong REPOST!

[–]jfgao -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]zackks -2 points-1 points ago

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Does anyone else shake their iPad in hopes magnificent boobies like that jiggle for them?

[–]Single_Now -2 points-1 points ago

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haah she looks just like my ex