every time i grill

Godtiermasturbator · 1 year

This joke was first made by a homo habilis.

TaintTickler · 1 year

Put the lid on

ganjinam · 1 year

A few more beers and you'll be on the floor... away from the smoke.

Damasticator · 1 year

This summer, I discovered the joy of natural lump charcoal. Burns clean and gets hotter than propane. Add your own wood chips for smoke flavor. I also switched to using a chimney starter a few years ago. Lighter fluid is for suckers.

workerparasite · 1 year

Perceived Grilling vs. Grilling

Hank_Hill_Strickland · 1 year

That's hwhat happens when you use charcoal. Propane burns clean and doesn't produce that much smoke. It'd save you a lot of trouble I tell you hwhat.

unimproved_road · 1 year

If I hear one more person say smoke follows beauty this summer I will push them directly into the fire. Who am I kidding I will just sit there quietly and think about what would happen if I did.

Hornswaggle · 1 year

I hate white rabbits

tehpope · 1 year

Submit the god damn source.

TheGazelle · 1 year

This isn't a grill thing, it's a fire thing. Fire's kind of a dick that way.

"Oh, you think you've tamed me mr. human? EAT SMOKE MOTHERFUCKER!"

not_me_man · 1 year

Way to be a fucking douche bag and not only not credit the author, but you removed the watermark from the fucking image. Fuck you.

http://comicalconcept.com/illustrations/wind-sucks

micah1_8 · 1 year

Can somebody science this theory for me? I suspect that the reason this happens has something to do with the effect your body has on wind currents in your general space. Something, something, eddies in the breeze, blah blah yackety schmackety, backdraft or something.

Could that be an explanation?

im_still_here · 1 year

every time we go camping this happens with the fire...my buddies and i have a saying, "smoke follows the a$$hole"

PhilipNight · 1 year

You're grilling wrong, sir. You don't grill over fire. You're supposed to wait until the coals turn to white embers. There's a lot less smoke and you have far more control over the heat (through stacking the coals on a slope)..

Ramshackle76 · 1 year

Alternately, smoke in the face while cooking, then smoke in all guests faces as they join me outside making me feel like it's my fault they are getting smoked. :/ "Sorry sorry! It should clear in a minute!"

zac503 · 1 year

Here is the context from the author of the image.

http://comicalconcept.com/illustrations/wind-sucks

relevant_shirt · 1 year

relevant

[deleted] · 1 year

that's because you should use propane and propane accessories

mailerdeemon · 1 year

GRILL WITH THE LID ON YOU FUCKING HIPPY!

Equivocator · 1 year

Anyone else heard "'cause every time I grill, I get this feeling" (to the tune of Every time We Touch by Cascada) in their head when they read the title?

...no?

...Okay...

zgh5002 · 1 year

The best tip my father gave me when he surrendered grilling duties to me was, "Son, if you're lookin' you aren't cookin." Put the lid on it and let that baby smoke.

PBRBeer · 1 year

Smoke follows beauty, That's my philosophy.

ours · 1 year

If only there was some sort of vented cover he could put over his grill to reduce most of that smoke and allow heat to build-up inside instead of letting the open flame burn the meat. If only. I guess that round thing on the grill's feet wouldn't pull it off.

[deleted] · 1 year

Experienced, passionate griller here. Here's the Cole's notes:

Preheat the grill before putting food on
Oil the food, not the grill
Grill with the cover closed
Only ever flip once (this applies to almost everything and is super important for burgers/steaks)

andropogon09 · 1 year

Camp fires work by the same principle.

RamirezTerrix · 1 year

why u no bbq!!!

dbe4l · 1 year

every time I grill

cphd · 1 year

Well whenever we cook inside, mom always does the cooking. But whenever we cook outside, you do the cooking. How come?

PanchoVilla1 · 1 year

you look angry when you cook

NuM3R1K · 1 year

This reminds me of this girl that was tripping and kept complaining that all the smoke from cigarettes kept going into her face. So I stopped, looked at her seriously and said, "You don't know?" I then went on to explain in detail that smoke is filled with tiny metallic particles and that all of the electrical processes of the brain make it function like an electromagnet, drawing the smoke in. I then went on to warn her about getting her head too close to strong magnets because it could erase her memories. She had the most terrified look on her face once I was done explaining everything.

striderchris · 1 year

GDmit I hate that so much. I especially hate the ol smokey eye.

ImAPeople · 1 year

You gotta sit underneath.

psykosoulja · 1 year

WHITE RABBIT!

evan13_7 · 1 year

This is a first world problem.

ecco88 · 1 year

[deleted] · 1 year

smoke follows the fool

aszy · 1 year

I know I fucking hate when the one tone backdrop changes on me

Omlott · 1 year

In sweden we have a saying that goes "The one the smoke is blowing on is the one who is hungry". There is also another version of that one where the reason is far more naughty.

mssylmarie · 1 year

Men enjoy cooking... as long as there is danger involved. In this case, the danger is asphyxiation.

[deleted] · 1 year

You're doing it wrong.

PRSNAFU · 1 year

Is it just me or would that image make a great t-shirt?

Dawsie · 1 year

I let the smoke die down before I cook

kodanky · 1 year

White rabbit then u jump over it

Kind_Of_A_Dick · 1 year

That's why you always need to have at least one friend around with incredibly bad luck. They will be the one with the smoke always blowing in their face instead of you.

Tom_And_Jerry · 1 year

I grill with propane - taste the meat not the heat!

stalemilk · 1 year

this literally just happened to me. and yes, I'm on reddit while grilling burgers.

ProdigalSheep · 1 year

What is your opinion on white rabbits?

steamed__hams · 1 year

Also happens at campfires.

KiwiF · 1 year

Well my father always told me that smoke follows beautiful woman.

Fapotheosis · 1 year

it's funny because it's true.

mjgrrrrr · 1 year

You're doing it wrong. Put the lid on.

edit: someone already beat me to it.. guess ill go eat some beets.

version13 · 1 year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4kwa5RSFc

radherring · 1 year

"smoke always blows toward the asshole" is what pretty much every man in my life says.

YardOnion · 1 year

Isn't that what the lid is for? And stop playing with your meat.

TrollNumberOne · 1 year

Protip: put the lid on.

kinz711 · 1 year

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit!

bradur · 1 year

I'm an atheist but we have this saying in Finland: "Savu seuraa syntistä" ("The smoke follows the sinner"). I seem to be getting most of the smoke whenever we grill.

ThaeliosRaedkin1 · 1 year

Be a man!!

rikerr · 1 year

I would like this as a shirt.

celestialwolf · 1 year

This works the same for me, only at campfires.

wittlepup · 1 year

Animadvertisine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?

[deleted] · 1 year

Ah, so you're that guy? I've heard of you

BloodyNobody · 1 year

That's why you need to have a big piece of cardboard with you to fan it away.

At least, that's what my dad did.

tmm1641 · 1 year

say white rabbit you nigger

iamnotatroll · 1 year

That grilling method is weak sauce. Use water Torture at least. Smoke inhalation under the premise of a backyard BBQ could kill him too soon.

hong_kong_phooey · 1 year

This is called being waftic

Remember Sniglets?

fatmaggot · 1 year

Szépre száll a füst, de bolond aki állja. The smoke goes towards the beautiful, but they are a fool if they stand it

headless_bourgeoisie · 1 year

You're doing it wrong.

Mattythecheese · 1 year

my uncle always taught me to say I love rabbits when near fire to avoid just that and it hasn't failed me yet. Although, one wonders if the first time was beginners luck and the rest were the power of positive thinking.

[deleted] · 1 year

did you try not being a retard and standing upwind?

jellybeaner · 1 year

Thank you for not making the title "Every.Time.I.Grill"

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