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[–]AetherFlash 78 points79 points ago

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[–]SgtFish 14 points15 points ago

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I'm so glad this video was made before the time of "Winning".

I'm also really glad that Charlie Sheen is no longer a common joke.

[–]ducttape83 0 points1 point ago

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Comedy Central is roasting him next. I'm about as excited as I anticipate you will be when you hear this news. I'm just waiting for him to fade into the obscure.

[–]SgtFish 0 points1 point ago

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He won't be obscure anymore if they're gonna' roast him though...

[–]ducttape83 0 points1 point ago

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Mornin', sar'nt. What I meant was I can't wait for the roast to come and pass. This way Sheen will be on his way out, hopefully.

[–]FrankFlyWillCutYou 0 points1 point ago

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I never really understood any of the phrases associated with him, but I just kept hearing them repeated over and over and his name coming up. By the end I was actively attempting to avoid learning what these things meant, because he is a gigantic knob.

[–]SgtFish 0 points1 point ago

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My first experience with the term "Winning" was in a TF2 server where some complete faggot kept saying it in that Charlie Sheen tone after every kill or something he did.

That shit got old, real fast.

It's not so much the phrase itself that irks me, but that "swag"-mentality behind it. The idea of some internet badass who thinks he's just that is pretty enraging.

[–]UnicornPuppy 3 points4 points ago

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That's how I feel about "faggot."

[–]SgtFish 0 points1 point ago

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No word can express how I felt toward this fucker.

Please enlighten me of other, modern derogatory terms.

[–]robinr22 0 points1 point ago

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Cock-smoker forms part of the current lexicon, or so the kids tell me.

[–]The_Director 4 points5 points ago

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People should stop using gifs.

[–]AdaroTeiji 3 points4 points ago

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or... maybe... find some way combine GIFS with SOUND!

[–]donkeyrocket 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Shut the fuck up and link to the source next time faggot.

[–]ExogenBreach 0 points1 point ago

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Subtly unsubtle novelty account.

[–]Chad_Chaddington[S] -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha good one xboxgamer. you're hilarious!

[–]poptart2nd -4 points-3 points ago

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what makes you think that he enjoys sex with the same gender?

[–]Chad_Chaddington[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Also, what makes you think I am a guy?

[–]DNA_producing_robot 22 points23 points ago

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And I would still die on Q-bert when I jump off the level because of those freaking isometric controls on a D-pad...

[–]pandahpounder 8 points9 points ago

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You should go and play Progress Quest.

[–]YouAreSoRight 1 point2 points ago

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The best game for the laziest of gamers.

[–]Shiaar 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yeah. I have a level 87 character on progress quest.

[–]ithinkitsduke 6 points7 points ago

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Synonymous title: If 80s games were made today.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 12 points13 points ago

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I didn't really laugh until it reached the 5-year-old kid with leukemia.

[–]khold 7 points8 points ago

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I lost it at pong.

[–]sirisaacnuton 8 points9 points ago

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My favorite was "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." Hands over Triforce.

Would certainly have saved a lot of hassle.

[–]Jymotion 25 points26 points ago

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my favorite was one of the ones that hasn't been listed yet

[–]sgt_shizzles 15 points16 points ago

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What the fuck this guy stole mine.

[–]rawlyn -3 points-2 points ago

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That always gets a laugh.

[–]PsychoKuros 2 points3 points ago

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It ended at the best part!

[–]mathematical 4 points5 points ago

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What's the point of playing Scorpion if you're not gonna do the "Get over here" thing?

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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leukemia boy too short

[–]moose27 3 points4 points ago

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boy, that escalated quickly

[–]namith 7 points8 points ago

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The ghosts in Pacman don't just chase you. Each one has a different objective.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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On that note, it's a fun and easy intro CS exercise for any of the younger computer types reading.

http://gameinternals.com/post/2072558330/understanding-pac-man-ghost-behavior

[–]theusernameiwanted 1 point2 points ago

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Will do!

[–]hatetom 1 point2 points ago

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The pong one was the best

[–]knightwave 0 points1 point ago

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I'd play the Zelda one. Link needs a break anyways.

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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I love how it ends just before Scorpion clobbers that leukemia kid.

[–]Quagsy 0 points1 point ago

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perfect games for the modern Gamer.

ftfy

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

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Progress Quest.

[–]positivevibemerchant 0 points1 point ago

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well done sir

[–]harenae 0 points1 point ago

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I actually ready love lazy games, but when I say lazy, I don't mean easy, I just mean games that don't require a lot of effort. The only games that I can usually find that fit this criteria are tower defense.

[–]arbuthnot-lane 0 points1 point ago

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Someone recently told me that Duck Hunt can be cracked by firing at something white, like a wall.
I have no way of checking it out, but if so I'm furious.

[–]wizfez 0 points1 point ago

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Im not sure about a white wall, but it does work with a light bulb.

[–]dylanwenzlau 0 points1 point ago

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The Gatling gun is hilarious. I mean, if all you're trying to do is kill the ducks, why not use an automatic?

[–]lollerkeet 0 points1 point ago

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[–]threejd 0 points1 point ago

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actually, in the pac man game one of the ghosts wouldn't follow you around like that, one of them just moves randomly

[–]El_Rista1993 0 points1 point ago

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You're talking about Clyde (orange), correct?

He doesn't move randomly. If he is more than 8 tiles away from Pacman he will chase him like Blinky (red), but if he is closer, he does what he normally does in scatter modes and runs to the bottom left corner.

[–]crash331 0 points1 point ago

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Become a Pac-Man master.

http://home.comcast.net/~jpittman2/pacman/pacmandossier.html

Yes, I found this about 3 years ago. Yes, I read it in full. Yes, it was pretty interesting.

[–]beertastic 0 points1 point ago

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oh it's the new wario ware game?

[–]El_Rista1993 0 points1 point ago

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What happened to the Sonic one?

[–]scubasteve23 0 points1 point ago

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Lost my mind with the Mortal Kombat one.

[–]vinsane 0 points1 point ago

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freakin' hilarious. the fact that i'm really tired right now might have helped.

[–]adomorn 0 points1 point ago

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Q Bert was awesome.

[–]LulFace -4 points-3 points ago

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You're already a gamer, which probably makes you pretty fucking lazy. But being a "lazy gamer"? Wow.

[–]crash331 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even play games anymore because I'm too lazy. I just get on Reddit or watch The Daily Show or Jeopardy.

[–]Chad_Chaddington[S] -1 points0 points ago

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we're through the looking glass here people!

[–]Furycrab -1 points0 points ago

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The last one is just wrong... lol :)

[–]daanishh -1 points0 points ago

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I thought there really was a list or something. I am disappoint.

[–]RoseforMVP -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost.

[–]elmombaker -3 points-2 points ago

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OLD, if u re post something, then put: (xpost) after it. please

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[–]DownvotesEnsue 8 points9 points ago

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Your mom is easier but nobody brought that up!

Ass.