this post was submitted on
831 points (60% like it)
2,328 up votes 1,497 down votes
shortlink:

atheism

subscribe1,186,890 readers

1,289 users here now

Welcome to r/atheism, the web's largest atheist forum. All topics related to atheism, agnosticism and secular living are welcome here. Please read our FAQ.

Please link directly to any images or use imgur to avoid being flagged as blogspam

Recommended reading and viewing

Thank you notes

Related Subreddits <--the big list
GodlessWomen YoungAtheists AtheistParents
BlackAtheism AtheistGems DebateAnAtheist
skeptic agnostic freethought
antitheism humanism Hitchens
a6theism10 tfbd AdviceAtheists
Events
10/5-6 NAPCON2012 - Boston
3/28-31 AA Convention - Austin
Giving
DWB/MSF fundraiser
Kiva lending team
FBB's Appeal to Freethinkers to Fight Cancer
Camp Quest
Ex* Groups
ex-Muslim ex-Catholic ex-Mormon
ex-JW ex-Jew ex-SistersinZion
ex-Bahai ex-Christian ex-Adventist
Assistance
Coming Out
Atheist Havens
Start an Atheist Club at Your School

Chat: #reddit-atheism on irc.freenode.net

Watch: #/r/atheism on reddit.tv

Read The FAQ

Submit Rage Comic

Submit Facebook Chat

Submit Meme

Submit Something Else

Read The FAQ

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

830
831

Some mormons just left me a business card. Nailed it. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by Tonnycorelli

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on
all 95 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]Piratiko 80 points81 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If there's a religion that revolves around flan, I'm fucking in.

[–]emmemm 56 points57 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If there's a religion that revolves around fucking flan, I'm in.

[–]Tonnycorelli[S] 51 points52 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If there's a religion that fucks around flan, I'm revolving.

[–]Rubin0 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And then I say something!

[–]JaymesJB 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If there's a flan that revolves around fucking, I'm in.

[–]argo15 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If I'm fucking in a flan, there's religion around.

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If there's a religion that fucks around flan, I'm revolvin'.

FTFY

[–]GLTurk -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If there's a flan that fucks around religion, I'm revolving. Wait...

[–]argo15 -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If I'm fucking in a flan, there's religion around.

[–]argo15 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yo wtf happend to 504 try once more. jesus flan christ

[–]viciousbreed 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't think there are any more "try once more" errors. All of mine have gone through lately when I get that message. The rhyme means nothing now!

[–]mechanate 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pasta is the only truly holy food, infidel.

[–]Byeuji 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Oh I'm not that religious... I'm just here for the flan."

[–]Piratiko 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

For some reason, I read that in Jim Gaffigan's voice.

"flaaaaan pocketttt"

[–]skankingmike 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My wife's family is Spanish (spain) and there's a flan every year. It's good, I guess, but I'm not that into it.

[–]Philip1209 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm partial to spaghetti.

[–]Chronophasia 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A coworker introduced me to flan a few weeks ago. I actually said "Oh sweet Jesus have mercy.". Yes. It was that delicious.

[–]Spectralite1 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Facebook flagged this image as "offensive".

[–]jevus2006 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Same here. I even tried to upload it again to imgur and it still marked it. Photobucket is it...

[–]Ishmael999 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think I heard somewhere that facebook just marks all imgur links as spam wholesale.

[–]ScannerBrightly 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What? Imgur doesn't "mark" anything.

[–]jevus2006 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I meant Facebook still marked it as spam.

[–]Taladar 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Facepalmbook?

[–]tuscanspeed 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Muriel! More Flan!

[–]invadrzim 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Buy Flantasy Flan

[–]indite 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YOU LOVE FLANTASY FLAN

[–]Irongrip 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I FUCKING LOVE FLANTASY FLAN!

[–]neuralstate 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I hope so. I love flan!

[–]Frakking 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I had to google what a flan was. I am not worthy.

[–]Seuripub 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've had cheesecake flan before, mouth-gasm.

[–]Osiris02 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Same here, I've even eaten it before. Crust-less pie my ass...

[–]Frakking 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, I had an "Oh, THOSE!" moment.

[–]Seuripub 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuck no! It's better pudding plus caramel sauce.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]HoptimusPr1me 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yea I did a double take.

[–]flyingcanadia 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yea I did a double cake.

[–]HoptimusPr1me 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

then Queen Latifah stole both of them and ate them.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The sad truth: God is out of flan.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We all await the second jelling!

[–]Uniquitous 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Could God make a flan so big that even He couldn't eat it?

[–]dv_vb 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Your typical flan fan.

[–]He11razor 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Tried to improve it a bit http://i.imgur.com/esycU.jpg

[–]cavortingwebeasties 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I came for the infinite celestial sex... I stayed for the flan.

[–]owenstumor 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As far as hand drawn flan pictures go, that is top notch.

[–]stillnotking 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The flan is a lie!

[–]Shabla_goo32 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Good news friend, god has a flan for us all! Isn't he great?

[–]Taladar 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Skyflan

[–]mechanate 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like how the question just assumes god exists in the first place. You're here because your parents fucked, and you've got a limited amount of time to make the most of it.

[–]tacophagist 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just cracked up at work. Thank you.

[–]mark2talyho 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ahhh stereotypes, normally you would be frowned upon, but since your being used to bash religion (a batshit insane one i might add) i guess we can let this one slide.

[–]Ishmael999 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm... confused. What's the stereotype? I just see him changing the word plan to flan.

[–]mark2talyho 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She looks like she is of Spanish decent, and flan is a traditional Spanish dessert

[–]Iyoten 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you, kind sir/ma'am, for making me laugh today.

[–]Crommunist 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wish I could upvote twice.

[–]fon1138 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

FTFY: Flanned it.

[–]phantomprophet 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mmmmmm... Flan.

[–]Splatterh0use 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But what about us that are lactose intolerant?

[–]Ishmael999 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is how God separates the wheat from the chaff.

[–]Leechifer 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can you make flan with lactaid?

[–]Leechifer 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mmmmm....flan. Delicious, delicious flan.

[–]Vauce 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This was the same girl that was on Colbert last night as one of the spokespersons for Mormonism.

[–]skankingmike 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

wait, there are Hispanic Mormons?

[–]Nithing 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe they've seen the light and feel bad for their cursed ancestors trying to steal America from the white Israelites.

[–]Fun-Cooker 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was in a band called "God Flan"

[–]LeftFeild 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That should be their new thing. Shirt, Tie, Name Tag, and FLAN. I would go back to church just for the FLAN.

[–]solmaster 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Those heretics, they don't believe in sky cake???!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55h1FO8V_3w

[–]bweekins 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She looks so knowing.

[–]ConcordApes 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is the contact information on the business card? They want us to contact them back right?

[–]Jackomo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Relevant

[–]Zilliam 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just thought of A Wolf at the Door.

[–]johanbcn 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh, so they have finally switched from offering candy to offering flan. Clever bastards!

[–]Ishmael999 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Our kids are more at risk than ever. Who can say no to Flan?

[–]Nwsamurai 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Happy birthday, here's some goo."

[–]HenryDorsettCase 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is that the flan that came in a magic talking hat or the flan that was on magic gold plates?

[–]ProdigalSheep 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Young Queen Latifa is a mormon?

[–]Hector_Kur 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

FUCK YOU IT'S CAKE MOTHERFUCKER

[–]Blostfire 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[–]stopsayingnailedit 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]LimeyPunk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Jeezus Christ am I hungry all of a sudden

[–]worshipthis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I dunno about God but I have a plan for that

[–]lolwatdahek 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

on that background it looks like a bilboard to me . lol

[–]brisingre 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm not entirely sure why, but I laughed. Have an upvote.

[–]DropbearGrylls 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nice, but what about planet? I hear mormons love that stuff

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oooh, fun anectode time. Mormons came to my door. I was all 'Okay, give me your holy book plz, I wanna read it'. They refused. I had to convert first. WTH. A Mormon I trusted said 'They should have given it to you'.

[–]Ishmael999 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's crazy. Where I'm from, the missionaries give them to anybody who will take them.

[–]taniableh -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I dont get it.

[–]limetom -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well that was a little bit racist.

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 32475 on app-137 running e31913e.