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[–]JRose11 157 points158 points ago

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I can almost hear his gooch ripping.

[–]imakepeopleangry 9 points10 points ago

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Fucking. Ow.

[–]JavaLSU 16 points17 points ago

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[–]quixilistic 8 points9 points ago

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I was so happy for Ted when he found the Gooch. And I loved her Ukulele.

Ted needs to man up a bit though.

[–]OverTheir 6 points7 points ago

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Kate Micucci is adorable.

[–]t800rad 28 points29 points ago

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FUCK SHIT GODDAMMIT WHY THE FUCK YOU YOU SAY THAT.

sigh have an upvote for making me cringe.

[–]JRose11 3 points4 points ago

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Haha, I guess I'm not as put off by this imagery as you are, but I'm glad I could add some spice to your day!

[–]lyssa_buh 3 points4 points ago

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CRINGE

[–]McPantaloons 3 points4 points ago

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I could also hear his choad ripping.

[–]ultrafil 11 points12 points ago

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I could also hear his taint tearing.

[–]contextsdontmatter 4 points5 points ago

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pop pop

[–]sweetlou623 6 points7 points ago

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Magnitude?

[–]GrumpyDoctorGrammar 1 point2 points ago

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It's a 4.9!

[–]fmontez1 4 points5 points ago

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I could also hear his narf splitting.

[–]alsorobots 0 points1 point ago

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Scruffy lookin narf herder?

[–]elguffer 4 points5 points ago

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I could also hear his bifkin ripping

[–]Dstanding 112 points113 points ago

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To be honest, that was far better than any trick he could have planned.

[–]smulz 34 points35 points ago

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True, it shall hence forth be called the Kick Split.

[–]funkmastamatt 12 points13 points ago

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I'm gonna call it the Taint-Stretcher.

[–]PhilbertFlange 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer Separating the Twins.

[–]echokiller 28 points29 points ago

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It's just that split second where he looks up asking "WHHHYYY!" before hittng the deck.

[–]rosstronica 78 points79 points ago

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Skating mongo. He deserved it.

[–]preferstea 3 points4 points ago

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You beat me to it.

[–]iAboveTheClouds 9 points10 points ago

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You beat me to telling him that he beat me to it.

[–]phi186 6 points7 points ago

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ditto

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Can't believe how many of us came here to point this out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bahh, I supidly posted something similer without reading the comments first.

[–]studlyspudly 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a longboarder and ride mongo...I'm regular footed, so that means I keep my right (back) foot on the board and push with my left (front). But since I have much better balance with my right leg than my left, It's always made sense to me to ride that way. I mean I've never actually put too much thought into how I ride, I just do it, but I never understood why skating this way is considered a "faux pas" as wikipedia puts it.

Is it different for longboarders?

[–]cookiem0nster 9 points10 points ago

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It looks silly ... and doesn't have as much potential for minute control.

[–]popsac 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not sure about longboarding. But if I'm going up to a rail or a ledge, I can have my front foot where I want it ready for a grind or a flip trick. If my back foot is on and I'm pushing with the front, there's a whole adjustment process. That adjustment process also eats your shoes up quickly.

[–]Sh1v3i2 2 points3 points ago

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Riding mongo makes foot braking hard as hell.

[–]delti90 1 point2 points ago

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Not really. I longboard mongo and never have issues foot braking.

[–]Sh1v3i2 0 points1 point ago

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All of your weight is on the back of the board which creates instability.

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I don't know why there are so many confused people answering this. It's obvious. Picture a regular foot skater standing still with his left foot on the board and his right on the ground. Facing straight forward so his feet are even. Now he pushes forward. The board and left foot that's on it move ahead, the right foot that's planted on the ground to push trails behind. His body twists to the right, the way it faces normally when he rides. After the push he just has to move his right foot that's trailing behind to the back of the board. It's the closest end, his feet are already in that order and his body is already turning towards the way he faces when he coasts.

If you push mongo you take your front foot off to push, turn 90 degrees to face forward then after the push your front foot ends up behind your back foot. Your body also twists to the opposite side of your natural way of riding. After the push to get back into regular position you have to turn your body way back around and bring your pushing foot all the way up past your back foot to the front of the board again.

I push mongo when approaching something switch and needing a little more speed but as a regular way of cruising around it's way less efficient.

[–]sachiel416 -2 points-1 points ago

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i used to ride mongo, and if i ever started skating again i would still do it. its just dumb kids creating mythical rules of skateboarding.

[–]Entangle 16 points17 points ago

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You get more control of your board if you push regular and you can set up for tricks much faster, it also looks better. I used to skate mongo and I'm really glad I learned skating regular, it has helped me alot.

You should skate however you want to though, in the end it is all about having fun.

[–]phi186 0 points1 point ago

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i used to skate mongo, then other skaters said it was weird, so i switched, i tried recently doing mongo and now i can't even do it

[–]brycedriesenga 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with you for the most part, but the "looking better" part is just opinion.

[–]getgnar 4 points5 points ago

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Or maybe pushing mongo looks ugly.

[–]tokeyoh 3 points4 points ago

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you need WAY more runway when you push mongo, and it takes longer to set up. its just stupid

[–]sachiel416 -4 points-3 points ago

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that makes no sense. you either have to position your front foot or your back foot either way you ride. its not like if you ride regular your foot is in position for whatever trick you are going to do.

[–]tokeyoh 3 points4 points ago

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think about what you just said. when you push mongo you have to switch your body around and reposition both feet, whereas when you push regular all you have to do is put your back foot on... it really does make a difference. i mean why dont you see any pros push mongo?

[–]caminator -1 points0 points ago

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If you're pushing mongo you have to set your front foot and then your back foot taking far more time. Not to mention it's far easier to get your foot set on the tail. And pushing regular you can certainly set your foot where you need it, or at least really close while pushing.

[–]sachiel416 -2 points-1 points ago

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who gives a crap if it looks ugly? i never skated to look pretty

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Mongo just isn't the right way to do it. It's like driving with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake, it works, but...it's wrong.

[–]sachiel416 -3 points-2 points ago

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how can a preference be right or wrong?

[–]shabatooo 8 points9 points ago

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That was arguably more impressive than the original stunt

[–]MartialFur 19 points20 points ago

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From what I've seen in public, skaters nail about 5-15% of the tricks they try. I haven't seen anybody (live) perform a series of amazing tricks without constant fuck-ups.

[–]phi186 3 points4 points ago

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x-games have a pretty good rate goin

[–]Atemis 8 points9 points ago

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"Oh, that's not what you meant?" - Universe

[–]wreckemtech 38 points39 points ago

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Um, if he wasn't planning it, then how does he keep repeatedly landing the trick?

Splain that homie.

[–]mescon 6 points7 points ago

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God damnit, that hurts!

You always try to fight it, which makes you stretch your muscles all the more. UGH!

[–]SC2_Bench 3 points4 points ago

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I guarantee every former skateboarder in here cringed and grabbed their crotch.

[–]HalfRations 9 points10 points ago

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I cringed at the fact he's skating mongo.

[–]SC2_Bench 1 point2 points ago

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HAHA I didn't even notice. I was only able to watch it once before I had to turn it off. It hurt me too much.

[–]snakeseare 0 points1 point ago

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I felt an actual twinge, and I don't even skate.

[–]SC2_Bench 0 points1 point ago

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the only skater I saw that wasn't deterred by doing the splits was a skating gymnast friend of mine. He got split one time and just kind of stopped in a perfect splits position like "no big deal" and was totally fine. Fucking flexibility.

[–]snakeseare 0 points1 point ago

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Believe it or not, the most flexible I've ever been was in the Army. They emphasize flexibility and stretching exercises during PT, and my 1SG was extra gung-ho. It's a good thing.

[–]SC2_Bench 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't surprise me at all. A limber soldier isn't gonna pull a hamstring in a combat situation. That's an easily avoidable pull that can get you killed.

[–]BoogerPresley 0 points1 point ago

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"Ohhh Mister Wilson!"

[–]J_M_B 4 points5 points ago

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Ow... my balls!

[–]brokenzion410 7 points8 points ago

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it seemed very well planned out to me...I think he's doing it right

[–]Shirosynth 2 points3 points ago

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I'd say he even nailed it.

[–]spiny_dogfish -1 points0 points ago

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and it was awesome

[–]ImSpicy 2 points3 points ago

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And that's where girls come from.

[–]bronk1977 2 points3 points ago

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His taint ain't gonna be the same.

[–]thorizzle117 2 points3 points ago

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Its cus he pushes mongo

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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Has to be real. NO-one could do that on purpose. Ow.

[–]SC2_Bench 7 points8 points ago

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Rodney Mullen could do it on purpose.

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. You could be right. I've never seen some of that before. Guy just may have a talent there.

[–]Marcob10 2 points3 points ago

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He's the Tony Hawk's counterpart of freestyle and street skating. He has invented/popularized a lot of the fliptricks used today.

[–]surfnaked 4 points5 points ago

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He has a huge imagination to come with those tricks, and a ridiculous amount of physical ability to pull them off. Skate God.

[–]mcganjabus 1 point2 points ago

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laughed. so. hard.

[–]r0nin 1 point2 points ago

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thats what you get for pushing mongo

[–]KingGirardeau 1 point2 points ago

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I like where you can actually see the moment his groin reaches it's maximum tension.

[–]hunibeer 1 point2 points ago

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This is better than what he was planning.

[–]spaztwelve 1 point2 points ago

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I see the problem...right.............there. MONGO!!!! Upvoted!!!! Toodles...

[–]cool-raph 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if he would try again. I would definitely be unsure...

[–]jeridaraven 1 point2 points ago

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Not exactly what I was expecting. :) Better.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Serves him right for pushing MONGO!

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he acted like it was intentional afterward.

[–]snakeseare 0 points1 point ago

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My groin hurts.

[–]Metrofball52 0 points1 point ago

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Or was he.......

[–]greenp 0 points1 point ago

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..Or exactly what he was planning

[–]gamrgrl 0 points1 point ago

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What a thing to be famous for - abusing your sack in a bad way

[–]sdec9870 0 points1 point ago

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thats what he gets for skating mongo

[–]Spappy 0 points1 point ago

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Or perhaps exactly what he was going for

[–]Christophoro 0 points1 point ago

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That's one way to make your balls drop.

[–]BuffNStuff 0 points1 point ago

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He's pushing mongo. That's his problem.

[–]ratmeleon 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have this gif with sound?

[–]callme_e 0 points1 point ago

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the coolest way i've seen someone learn the splits accidentally

[–]bananafingers 0 points1 point ago

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... but what he was planTing: le face!

[–]Mushmallow 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot help but laugh. . .

[–]grundlebuster 0 points1 point ago

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I planned that one.

[–]vencappro 0 points1 point ago

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Remember, Heat then Ice.

[–]Texas03 0 points1 point ago

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What is going on in the background? Is there a fire?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is from the book titled: "500 ways to destroy your nuts using a skateboard"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what he gets for pushing mongo.

[–]itsgotpower 0 points1 point ago

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I NEED the source for this .gif

[–]farfigneugan 0 points1 point ago

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There should be an "ouch" tag, like there is for NSFW, 'cause eech, I don't wanna see this kinda thing. Ouch.

[–]saki2mi 0 points1 point ago

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maybe that's what he was planning all along.

[–]jaggedtea 0 points1 point ago

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I LITERALLY YELLED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS. ... thank god i'm alone in my apartment and not at work.

[–]laller 0 points1 point ago

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Of all the things that could happened, he got the absolute worst scenario of them all.

[–]dcgi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure he wasn't planning to end up as another fucking gif

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

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They call it the neuter.

[–]ripasaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

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Ow! Fucking brutal.

[–]Pez88 0 points1 point ago

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It happened cause he was pushing mongo

[–]Crizzletin 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it was going bad when he pushed mongo.

[–]leax 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happens when you push mongo.

[–]giantasparagus 0 points1 point ago

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At least he learned to do the splits.

[–]sarcasm_rocks -1 points0 points ago

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winning

[–]ssshield -1 points0 points ago

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I lol'd at work. It takes a lot.

[–]dankherbals -1 points0 points ago

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thats just got telling you to give up skating right now >_<

[–]TheBluePanda -1 points0 points ago

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YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE SKATEBOARDS SO I PUT A SKATEBOARD IN YOUR SKATEBOARD