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[–]smackythefrog[S] 50 points51 points ago

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Wonder if he went to prison looking like that. I'd be scared of him.

[–]marquizzo 51 points52 points ago

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Let's be honest; you'd be scared of him regardless of his hairstyle.

[–]ndkzvv 25 points26 points ago

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Because he's black! Right? Right guys??

[–]okeycokey2000 6 points7 points ago

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Yo bro you half starting me...

[–]dfritsch86 6 points7 points ago

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We all saw scrubs ;)

[–]Christophoro 3 points4 points ago

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That made me laugh-ro.

[–]crackshot91 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheMediumPanda 4 points5 points ago

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What? .... Oh thank God.

[–]360walkaway 3 points4 points ago

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Shit you beat me to it.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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This joke does not work in my accent and took me a second..

[–]BrotherSeamus 0 points1 point ago

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Pool's half closed.

[–]spiraldroid 0 points1 point ago

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DO WANT: Half emo fringe, half fro.

[–]FRITZLZ 15 points16 points ago

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When getting a haircut I always imagine what would happen if an end of the world scenario broke out and im left with to die with shit hair.

[–]Horace_P_McTitties 10 points11 points ago

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I used to worry about this too. Then I bought a hat.

[–]FRITZLZ 0 points1 point ago

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Some solid advice.

[–]SoPoOneO 26 points27 points ago

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Most of the time black guys look like that is not because they are getting their hair cut, but because they're getting it re-braided and it's only half done. In fact, that kind of looks like the case here.

[–]Endyo 5 points6 points ago

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Came to say this. The only time anyone legitimately wears a fro these days is when they take out their braids and get them rebraided. However it can take hours depending on who's doing it.

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[–]m2309a3 11 points12 points ago

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pics or it didn't happen

[–]Specnerd 14 points15 points ago

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Pics of his whole life?

[–]m2309a3 6 points7 points ago

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One pic for every hour he has had an afro... Or else it didn't happen.

[–]Endyo 0 points1 point ago

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Crab man?

[–]nspriggs 0 points1 point ago

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Or... You know... To get it cut...

[–]EppyKay 0 points1 point ago

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My ex had a fro for years because she hates perms and weaves. And she wasn't waiting to get braids done.

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

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What about jew-fros? I had one back in high school.

[–]betch 0 points1 point ago

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cam whore.

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

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Give me a break bro, it was high school and it was for myspace. and chicks loved the fro.

[–]asfarasicansee 8 points9 points ago

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His crime was stabbing another man with scissors, so, yes, the haircut fits the crime.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/09/david-davis-stabs-man-whi_n_833520.html

[–]killedbyaninja 10 points11 points ago

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That's funny because I'm missing a pair of scissors. I wonder where they w

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[–]Magnesus 5 points6 points ago

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There should be an option for this moments - if you don't hit save for a minute or so (for example because you are dead) it saves automagicly.

[–]WhiPhone 2 points3 points ago

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The ninja clearly did it!

[–]BowlingisnotNam 1 point2 points ago

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I remember somewhere in Hitchhiker's Guide some guy takes the time to carve into the stone wall "NOOOOOOOOoooo..." while he dies, I think by Agrajag.

[–]architacos 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when I first saw this posted on reddit. I clicked on it because I thought the pic looked funny, but after reading the note I realized this crime was committed on the street I was going to move into a week from that date. My wife was not happy at all, we thought it was a safer neighborhood. But still, the coincidence was kind of funny.

[–]elementus 11 points12 points ago

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Holy crap. I actually recognize this guy. I used to work in Stamford, CT (where this happened) and this guy used to come into the store.

This is the first time I've ever actually seen something in the news or online where I've seen the person IRL before.

[–]statiktv 0 points1 point ago

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live there now. yay stamford...

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[–]GlitchLord2 7 points8 points ago

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He would ingore the fight and carry on with getting his haircut if he were emulating the great Moss.

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[–]BowlingisnotNam 3 points4 points ago

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Its too real, Roy!

[–]bwillb 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that's ruddy mysterious, innit?

[–]GlitchLord2 0 points1 point ago

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What OS does it run on?

[–]mixmanminute 4 points5 points ago

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I keep imagining the barber was the barber Eddie Murphy played in Coming to America.

-shaves half the fro-, "That'll be eight dollars."

[–]spherexenon 1 point2 points ago

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just let your Soooul Gloooow!

[–]fuczak 4 points5 points ago

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Why on earth would he want to get rid of that afro?

[–]bawzonurjaw 8 points9 points ago

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it is pretty epic, but has to be taken care of alot more than straight hair. also if he wanted to get a job, anywhere, he would have to get it tied down , braided, rows, something to tame it.

[–]Syriom 6 points7 points ago

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a HUGE fishnet.

[–]Specnerd 3 points4 points ago

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Just like your mom wore last night.

[–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

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To hide from the popo

[–]stanfan114 4 points5 points ago

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You'd have to be one hell of an asshole to manage to get into a fight during a haircut.

[–]themuffins 2 points3 points ago

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wow, you know you're a real asset to society when you can't even control yourself to sit through a haircut

[–]evilep0ptart 9 points10 points ago

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No comments on his name? Seriously, I believe that is the name of the Devil "David Davis". The only thing worse would be "David Davids". Horrible parents.

[–]FacelessBureaucrat 11 points12 points ago

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I think this poor girl has it worse.

[–]Nagasaki_Kid 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of the name "Marcy Darcy"

[–]evilep0ptart 0 points1 point ago

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Haha. You are right. If that is real, it takes the trophy so far.

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[–]FacelessBureaucrat 0 points1 point ago

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Or Marijuana Pepsi. There are plenty of cruel parents out there.

[–]vincentrevelations 1 point2 points ago

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They tried to name him David Davids but the last name was already set.

[–]KingHannibal 0 points1 point ago

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David Davis is also the name of an MP in the British Conservative party, who came second to David Cameron in the 2005 leadership election.

He was shadow home secretary for 5 years, amongst other things.

[–]atomickid 2 points3 points ago

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The title of the story should have been... "Afro-Samurai Arrested After Sword Fight.

[–]onowahoo 4 points5 points ago

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It would have been cooler if he was wanted. Then arrested while trying to change his appearance.

[–]ADangerousMan 1 point2 points ago

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Davis... Davis?

[–]Pimpology 0 points1 point ago

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guess the parents were too exhausted to think of names at the time.

[–]ForTheBacon 1 point2 points ago

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I went to high school in da ghetto and people would walk around like this all the time. He was probably not mid-haircut.

[–]Jesufication 1 point2 points ago

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I had a hair cut just like that for a few months.

Edit: proof

[–]spherexenon 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I go to the barber I wonder "what happens if the power goes out in the middle of my cut?" I guess now I know

[–]cjb630 1 point2 points ago

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what the fuck? did the police station call the news like "we got another funny mugshot for ya." that seems like an abuse of police resources and news reporting.

[–]GrilledCookies 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing he wasn't getting his hair dyed at the time.

[–]givequicheachance 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, they only got through puffing out one-half of his afro.

That's how afros work, right?

[–]Jorgwalther 0 points1 point ago

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I used to see guys with their hair like this in highschool all of the time, I always assumed they ran of time while a girl was doing their hair...guess that was silly of me not to assume it was a fight.

[–]midnightbean 0 points1 point ago

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"you trying to cut me fro?"

[–]CorkyKribler 0 points1 point ago

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I hear that the fight was one-sided.

[–]RdoubleU 0 points1 point ago

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Maurice Moss.

[–]brite19 0 points1 point ago

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now he can wear a hat perfectly sideways on the side of his head!

[–]SirTophammHat 0 points1 point ago

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Last name = Typo of first name.

[–]tha_ape 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Should read:

"Man arrested BECAUSE of haircut"

[–]HideousInfant 0 points1 point ago

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He actually bears a resemblance to Jimi Hendrix.

Best I could do with MS Paint

[–]jzr1991 0 points1 point ago

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scrubs episode immediately came to mind

[–]MrLegend 0 points1 point ago

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Why you never discuss politics at the Barbers LMAO!!

[–]TheRedComet 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad he wasn't Saxton Hale. That guy can fight lions while getting a shave.

[–]billwhy 0 points1 point ago

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That's what hats are for

[–]Jason_R 0 points1 point ago

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You should see the other guy, critical condition, multiple lacerations. Doctors say his life is hanging on by a hair.

[–]Lanfear00 0 points1 point ago

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I found his name more lulzy than the photo. Is that OK?

[–]i_poop_splinters 0 points1 point ago

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Was the fight about his hair?

[–]taerin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm always worried about a fire alarm going off during a haircut, it could take awhile to get back into the chair...

[–]aherco 0 points1 point ago*

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David Davis

Looks like his parents got arrested while they were naming him.

[–]dsalmon9 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, wasn't gettin' a haircut, was getting corn rows.

[–]The_Egg_Man 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ItGotRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

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The real question is why would he cut that beautiful fro? If anything he should be fluffing it out FURTHER with product.

[–]hiddenlakes 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought he lost half the fro in the fight itself, and I was really amused.

[–]wadall 0 points1 point ago

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He has two first names.

[–]FunGal_in_SoCal 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure why this made me laugh so hard, but it did.

[–]CatOnKeyboardInSpace 0 points1 point ago

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His name is david davis... his left half is david, the average, every man. his right half is davis, batshit crazy, fight your grandmother dude.

[–]hk_beast 0 points1 point ago

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hey uhmmm David Davis... you got two first names David Davis...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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David Davis sounds like a Spicies name. Like Lupus Lupus.

[–]FacelessBureaucrat 4 points5 points ago

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It's never Lupus Lupus.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 1 point2 points ago

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Except that one time it was.

[–]Syriom 0 points1 point ago

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Disregard statistics acquire lupus.

[–]ImAllMilhouse 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised that during the fight he didn't get.... clipped?

[–]EitherStonedOrAtWork 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God, of course this happened in my hometown. Of course it did.

[–]Splitshadow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

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Uh, um, it actually looks like he was in the middle of getting his hair braided, not cut, just to clear it up a bit.

[–]FruitingBodies -3 points-2 points ago

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Upvote for the name David Davis.

[–]ElusiveHiggsBoson -1 points0 points ago

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Must be hard to keep balance

[–]_mft_ -1 points0 points ago

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I think this was on failblog. I liked the title: Timing Fail.

[–]kyle1320 -1 points0 points ago

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I dunno. It's too even.. Kinda looks fake to me.

[–]MisterSquirrel -2 points-1 points ago

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You mean, of all the totally badass times to get into a fight...

[–]BigCliff -1 points0 points ago

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Hey-ya!

[–]DLXII -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit that is a huge half-fro. He could hide a gun and half of Indonesia in there.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, black people. Thank you for remaining hilarious at all times.

[–]Zeppelanoid -4 points-3 points ago

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TIL how to cut an afro.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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BEST. PICTURE. EVER!!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh man, this is almost as funny as when I saw it yesterday!

[–]2sip -3 points-2 points ago

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Anyone who has hair like that, deserves an ass kicking.