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[–]blastfromtheblue 29 points30 points ago

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dude he's a dragon, he just spat fire

[–]boags 15 points16 points ago

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He's not a dragon...Dragon's don't burn

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[–]Xena93 5 points6 points ago

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a lannister always pays his debt

[–]DreadNot_Z 0 points1 point ago

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we do not sow

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 0 points1 point ago

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I'll cut off your manhood and feet it to a goat!

[–]captainpuppy 2 points3 points ago

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Hear me roar

[–]KronktheKronk 2 points3 points ago

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what the fuck? These lost original context reference in the second fucking reply.

[–]DreadNot_Z 0 points1 point ago

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"Some septa trained you well. You’re like one of those birds from the Summer Isles, aren’t you? A pretty little talking bird, repeating all the pretty little words they taught you to recite"

[–]SweetAlmighty 10 points11 points ago

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He's a dragonborn.

[–]Atario 18 points19 points ago

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I SPIT HOT FAYAH

[–]xcmiranda 2 points3 points ago

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Top five rappers in the world: Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon.

[–]randomscarab -3 points-2 points ago

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You get an upvote because Dave Chappelle is hilarious

[–]Six96hoot 0 points1 point ago

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I just laughed so loud and so suddenly I made my cat jump

[–]Germanfries 18 points19 points ago

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That's what happens when you move around for the first time in a week.

[–]Magnesus 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds me of one of the old kings from Westeros who drunk wildfire because he wanted to transform to dragon. He transformed into a corpse instead.

[–]omgz0r 0 points1 point ago

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You've awoken the dragon! slapslapslapslap

[–]Zeppelanoid 6 points7 points ago

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What is this, a GIF for ants?

[–]GIFS_WITH_SOUND 12 points13 points ago

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[–]ModemGhost 1 point2 points ago

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I have to say, I like the cut of your jib.

[–]Kairu927 12 points13 points ago

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Love the guy who tries to help put it out by emptying his beer on him

[–]braumeister 3 points4 points ago

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Waste of beer. This saddens braumeister.

[–]skrangle 5 points6 points ago

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The year 2000-something called. They want their gif back.

[–]Watawkichaw 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna say- be careful with this one, it's an antique.

[–]Smoopid 7 points8 points ago

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Are there really people this dumb in the world ?

[–]kavalierorclay 2 points3 points ago

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Yup, they're called bros.

[–]helvetebrann 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. It's why we have Darwin awards. Thankfully, they exist to amuse the rest of us.

[–]OttoBismarck 18 points19 points ago

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You don't need to blow out the shot; you just need to actually shoot it like a man and not wuss out. If you do it fast and aren't scared of the fire, it gets immediately extinguished. If you try and hold it away from your mouth, or take it too slowly, you'll either burn your lips or spill burning alcohol on yourself.

The whole point is to take the shot while it's still on fire; you just have to do it right.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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How about this. How about you don't do it--ever. Problem fucking solved. "Oh, look at me! I'm cool!" No you're not. You're never cool. Stand there and do nothing.

[–]OttoBismarck 5 points6 points ago

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Actually, it was a novelty that people were pretty damned fascinated about. Just because you aren't entertained by something doesn't mean other people aren't.

[–]Esparno 1 point2 points ago

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you must like the things that i like, ONLY THE THINGS THAT I LIKE

no...hey....stop that! STOP HAVING FUN!

IM TELLING MOM

[–]Xena93 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ well done

[–]ShadowEdge6 0 points1 point ago

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Or put your lips around the rim of the shot glass and extinguish the fire and then profit.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, the whole point of lighting the shot on fire is a way to improve the flavor. There is no need for you to take the shot when it's on fire, it is very risky and idiotic.

[–]retrospects -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]roberrt777 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone tell me how badly hurt he was?

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 1 point2 points ago

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Bad.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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if he breaths in before the whole thing is swallowed, his whole esophagus and lungs will be on fire

[–]brimur 1 point2 points ago

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I think the first time I saw this was in a Netscape Navigator browser!

[–]HerrBongwasser 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

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Was that Dy-lan?

[–]derpbird 0 points1 point ago

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I believe that shots called a flaming repost.

[–]soniklife 0 points1 point ago

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not enough fire. fucking tool

[–]XxSirCarlosxX 0 points1 point ago

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This really gets me, because I had a friend who did exactly this when we had to have about.. 16? We must have gotten our hands on some absolute because I know that Popov shit we usually had wasn't going to light on fire.

[–]maddgoddess -1 points0 points ago

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i'm sorry, i laughed.

[–]ShadowEdge6 0 points1 point ago

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Really he got down voted for saying that. Oh and I though it was hilarious

[–]I_Like_Llamas -1 points0 points ago

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Shit, just found a real life charmander

[–]Xena93 0 points1 point ago

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shit just got real

[–]gte6495 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to see a video. Maybe with the aftermath. Awww yeah someone please deliver!

[–]lobf -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Germanfries 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for that. It's like the gif, only on YouTube.

[–]gte6495 0 points1 point ago

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Good enough I guess :P

[–]lobf 1 point2 points ago

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...I wonder why the downvotes...

[–]gte6495 1 point2 points ago

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People can't stand to simply ignore things that they don't like, and they feel empowered when they downvote.

cough

[–]lobf 0 points1 point ago

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shrug

[–]dekkpimp 0 points1 point ago

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that drink might have had a bit of kick to it

[–]SheepdogFC 0 points1 point ago

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Charmander I choose you....

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[–]braumeister -1 points0 points ago

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It was super effective...on his face.

[–]rendezvous_destiny -1 points0 points ago

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Fratboy was hurt from recoil.

[–]DCBizzle -2 points-1 points ago

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this was hilarious

...like 4ish years ago.

[–]Tiffehx3 -1 points0 points ago

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Just wondering what lighting up the shot does?

Is it just aesthetics (oooh shinyyyy!!!!) or does it actually alter the taste of the alcohol and how?

[–]fangsby -2 points-1 points ago

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It just looks cool. Lighting it actually burns off the alcohol (just like in cooking) so the drink will be less potent the longer it burns.

[–]MrTwistx -1 points0 points ago

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A friend of mine did something similar years ago. He was trashed at a bar and someone bought him a flaming shot. He wasn't exactly paying attention, so he didn't notice it was on fire. Not only did he not put it out, he realized about halfway into it that the shot glass was really freaking hot. He ended up dropping the glass in shock, but not before inertia covered his face with the flaming alcohol.

[–]mgs42093 -1 points0 points ago

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just drop it in a damn glass of beer!!!!! it'll put it out if the glass is full enough and then you feel like boss when you finish!

[–]ladybetty -1 points0 points ago

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I love that he tries to swipe that initial tickling feeling off his neck, before he realises his throat is actually on fire.

[–]alpinemobile -1 points0 points ago

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a Dragon!

[–]braumeister -1 points0 points ago

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Flame on!

[–]buzzKillington1 -1 points0 points ago

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A group of kids did something similar near my school........burned down their entire house pretty much.....people are fucking stupid

[–]wittynamehere44 -1 points0 points ago

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Darwin, workin' his magic...

[–]Honeyblade -1 points0 points ago

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As someone who has worked as a professional fire breather, lol.