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[–]NotThatDoug 7 points8 points ago

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Both my cats have stuffed animals that they carry around the house with them and sleep with every night, my 8 month old kitten even bought his stuffed sheep to me every day when I was laying in bed for a week after getting my tonsils taken out in march.

[–]deluxe89 2 points3 points ago

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That. Is. Fucking. Adorable. How did they get into this habbit?

Also, are you the black Doug or the white Doug?

[–]NotThatDoug 1 point2 points ago

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My oldest (6 years old) jumped onto my computer desk 1 day when he was 4 months old and stole the stuffed pig I had sitting there, I think because he was an indoor cat in my apartment complex by himself he got lonely and adopted the pig... he just started carrying it around, playing with it and using it as a pillow I think my new 8 month old just picked it up from watching him when he was given his sheep after we rescued him.

I will usually put the stuffed animals in the bedroom before I go away over night on a work trip but when I get home the next day they have both been carried out to the lounge room.

I'm the white Doug but not the one you are thinking of.

[–]deluxe89 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna see if Batman (my cat, about 2) wants a stuffed animal!

[–]LAnatra 0 points1 point ago

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I rescued my cat when she was a kitten at a shelter...they gave her a beanie baby bear. She still carries it around and uses it as a pillow...sigh.

[–]NotThatDoug 0 points1 point ago

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Mine do the same! especially when people are watching and they can show off the cuteness.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]MaeveningErnsmau 2 points3 points ago

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r/aww has numbed to this already after dozens of reposts.

[–]miskatonicrich 36 points37 points ago

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my first big scoring post was this image...it's a repost...was then, will be tomorrow, but it's a good one.

[–]SpeaksMind 14 points15 points ago

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Reposts like this remind me of how important titles can be(to me). I don't like this one.

[–]elustran 0 points1 point ago

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Confirmed

You've also made some other 'big' scoring posts...

[–]Tystero 1 point2 points ago

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You're like the Hans Landa of Reddit. Digging through his history and making benign-sounding comments with an underlying sense of malice and accusation.

[–]elustran 0 points1 point ago

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Malice? No... I see I failed to communicate the right tone - I was referring to the ahem, nudge-nudge-wink-wink 'big' things in some of his posts.

[–]zserf 19 points20 points ago

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While adorable, I don't find it funny.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Cat gifs are like girls, when they're this cute, they don't have to be funny.. bc you'll fuck them anyway?....wait...no....forget the last part.

[–]QuickRevive 0 points1 point ago

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wait, isn't it because you'll eat them anyway?

[–]GIFS_WITH_SOUND 5 points6 points ago

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GIF with sound - 0:24

15 seconds of clip - 9 second outro

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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is "no, mine!" your attempt to try and claim this gif as your own?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Nice technique on the Rear Naked Choke. Although I can't see if the kitty has his hooks in, if he doesn't the dog should be able to escape.

[–]40kfreak 2 points3 points ago

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For reposting this image I shall hire to conjoined twins to find your house then visit it with a stapler and an aerosol can. I shall then tie you to your kitchen floor and duct tape the aerosol can to your neck. Then I shall staple two pieces of string from a candle to your gas burner and from the gas burner to the aerosol can. Then I shall turn on the gas but not light it then light the candle so it catches the string and run like fuck. Then the string will light the gas and the other string causing the aerosol can on your neck to explode and decapitate you while your house burns down around you. This is the only way to stop reposters.

[–]Boggster[S] 0 points1 point ago

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two* that's some delicious copy pasta there, bud.

[–]40kfreak 0 points1 point ago

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:O this was original!

[–]wheezyninja 11 points12 points ago

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This should be sent to all of the rioters in the UK, you can't be angry after seeing this

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Your latest comment didn't follow the pattern, I want my money back.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

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On the contrary, it'd probably make them want to loot Build a Bear Workshop.

[–]st00pid_reddit 3 points4 points ago

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NO, REPOST!

[–]Im_poster -1 points0 points ago

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I saw just came from a thread where someone posted the very same thing you just did, stoopid_reddit

[–]rabidmunks 0 points1 point ago

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shut the fuck up, right now

[–]RichSherwood 1 point2 points ago

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This is not funny. Why is it in funny?

[–]hot_coffee[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Assassin kitty training on inanimate dummy.

[–]Jokell 1 point2 points ago

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O MY GOSH! THE CUTENESS!!! IT BURNS!!!

[–]Trashcanman33 3 points4 points ago

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Please put this in the Cats subreddit.

[–]glurf 1 point2 points ago

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I saw my cat do the same with a young hare it brought down just a few days ago. Was just as cute.

[–]Rawr58 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not seeing the humor in this, but absolutely adorable

[–]Cullenatrix 0 points1 point ago

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The awww factor just went through the roof!

[–]DockD 0 points1 point ago

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What kind (breed) of cat is this?

[–]Woozlez 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Go4th88 0 points1 point ago

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So dam cute

[–]Aww_Shucks 0 points1 point ago

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The bear: "AH FUCK, YOU CLAWED ME IN THE EYE, FUCKING CAT! I HATE YOU!"

[–]dz1262 0 points1 point ago

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DDDDDDDDD AAAAAWWWWWW

[–]roysourboy 0 points1 point ago

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D'AWW

[–]chioisabunny 0 points1 point ago

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Awfully cute, but you really shouldn't repost... stay classy Boggster...

[–]GokPotter 0 points1 point ago

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Tried to send it to a friend on facebook. Facebook had the link marked as abusive! Props if you can abuse someone with a .gif of a cat.

[–]Inseguirsi 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE IS THIS FROM!? I MUST KNOW!

[–]aim1ess 0 points1 point ago

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awwwwww

[–]ezodragon5 0 points1 point ago

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Fffffffucking adorable

[–]FlorishZ 0 points1 point ago

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omg thats cute :D

[–]stoprepostingthis 0 points1 point ago

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Stop Reposting This.

[–]dylandorf 0 points1 point ago

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Looks identical to my cat

[–]Topsiders 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. Goddammit. Godfuckingdammit. Upvoted. I'm sorry everyone.

[–]Saucymuppet 0 points1 point ago

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[–]1FLU -2 points-1 points ago

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ancient. have a downvote.

[–]phokas -1 points0 points ago

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Aaawwwwwwwwww

[–]OptionalRequirement -1 points0 points ago

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I am that dog.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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well you're famous..time to go get the bitchez.

[–]RedCaveTree -4 points-3 points ago

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How many cat pictures can you people look at every day? I'm sorry but I just don't understand this obsession with cat pictures. Buy a cat, maybe?

[–]trager 0 points1 point ago

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...there aren't that many on here