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[–]RelevantToMyInterest 37 points38 points ago

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FUCKIN PUNCHLINE IN THE FUCKIN TITLE!!! GRAAAAARRGH!!! RAGE!!!!

[–]Legionofdoom 15 points16 points ago

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Rest in peace Patrick Swayze.

[–]Mekkah 6 points7 points ago

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"These aren't the hobbits you're looking for!"

[–]Fuck_You_Downvote 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck You,

Downvote

[–]TheMcBrizzle 2 points3 points ago

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All your base now belong to Mordor, Mr. Snape!

[–]Stop_Sign 3 points4 points ago

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You couldn't think of a title so you made me read the only text in the picture twice.

[–]lajksdgbiu 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheSeparateFirst 1 point2 points ago

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This picture always makes my brain spasm a little.

[–]dylanfarnum 1 point2 points ago

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TIL The guy who played the Architect in the matrix is ripped.

[–]the_nonameguy 1 point2 points ago

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Good Night, Sweet Prince... 1941-1943

[–]thefreshscent 1 point2 points ago

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Has anyone seriously not seen this yet?

[–]TechnoAllah 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it, why did you post a picture of John Locke?

[–]th3_r0ckg0d 1 point2 points ago

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"Only Uruk-hai speak in absolutes"

-- Dumbledore

[–]all_caps_copycat 0 points1 point ago

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Close enough?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I liked how the punchline was in the title.

[–]neededa2ndname 0 points1 point ago

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Sex of icon needs to be changed.

[–]PintoTheBurninator 0 points1 point ago

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If you read that in William Shatner's voice while looking at the picture you will destroy the space-time continuum.

[–]Sound_On_Trollover 0 points1 point ago

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Why is Capt. Kirk saying it?

[–]yeathisismyname 0 points1 point ago

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Nice title.

Shitty comic.

...or, wait.

[–]Matt872000 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite quote from The Chronicles of Narnia.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

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Really??? You are going to try and revived these stupid ass memes?

[–]robanders8 0 points1 point ago

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Just saw this on facebook and searched it on here, yep - one month ago

[–]thepastafarian 0 points1 point ago

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There is so much wrong with this picture I don't know what to say

[–]vaporking23 1 point2 points ago

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but you'll say it twice

[–]thepastafarian 1 point2 points ago

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Yea that's my bad

[–]thepastafarian 0 points1 point ago

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There is so much wrong with this picture I don't know what to say

[–]vaporking23 1 point2 points ago

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but you'll say it twice

[–]thepastafarian 1 point2 points ago

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Yea that's my bad

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[–]DownvotesEnsue -1 points0 points ago

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That's no moon.. It's his head FTFY

[–]theredbaronx 0 points1 point ago

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"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the friend zone"

-Severus Snape

[–]correctly_attribute -2 points-1 points ago

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  • Quote "Use the force...." spoken by Obi-Wan in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" ---- "Harry" part of a quote made by Hagrid in the book Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
  • Attributed speaker is actually a character in The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Pictured character is Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek

[–]Tulki 0 points1 point ago

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  • Poster's name: correctly_attribute

  • Comment Karma: 2 points as of 18:29:16 (UTC-08:00) August 10, 2011

  • Suspect in robbery of Lay's Potato Chips: Classic, 7-11, Red Deer Alberta, Canada.

[–]dhvl2712 -1 points0 points ago

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Actually you're supposed to use the proper quote. Misusing it is just overkill.

Example:

"Fly you fools" - Obi Wan Kenobi, with a picture of Gandalf or Dumbledore.

[–]LaserPacer 0 points1 point ago

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