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[–]hacktiveLife 64 points65 points ago

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This makes no sense. I'm an adult and I enjoy all those things...

[–]snatcher04 17 points18 points ago*

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The realization that you never grew up and were pretending to be an adult...

[–]LgnTss 13 points14 points ago

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Priceless.

[–]knuklz 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 21,

Sadly the left describes my lifestyle all to well.

Not sure if achievement

or just immaturity

[–]Flyntard 9 points10 points ago

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Im 18 and I do eat vegetables, take showers, and put effort into organizing my clothes.

[–]manofmonkey 21 points22 points ago

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You are doing it wrong

[–]Flyntard 8 points9 points ago

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Shit.

[–]Khalexus 41 points42 points ago

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I sometimes feel like the only dude who has never jerked off into a sock before...

[–]Linuxexorcist 14 points15 points ago

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You're not alone!

I just don't see the appeal.

[–]scy1192 6 points7 points ago

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[–]LNMagic -1 points0 points ago

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That's the first WKUK I refused to watch the whole way through.

[–]dannyr 0 points1 point ago

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You're not alone there.

[–]2Deluxe 0 points1 point ago

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The concept of having sock material caress my cock makes me shudder. Kleenex, shower, make em swallow, allover yourself, whatever as long as its not a re-washable material! It just makes me want to puke.

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about puke, but definitely wince.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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if there was anything on the internet that would make a perfect curb your enthusiasm skit, its that

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Shouldn't this be titled 'Oh to be a College Student again'? Because few of these things relate to my teenage life.

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[–]Spiro_Agnew 2 points3 points ago

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Oooh wow, an associates! Look at the big grown up here with his pseud-degree and his clean sink! Serously though, that probably explains why you have to beg for free pizza from Reddit, although that doesn't match up with the image you posted. Are you a yuppie or are you too poor for pizza? You can't be both.

Also, for a dude who reposts shit all reddit all day, you're quite pretentious.

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[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

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I do not like green eggs and ham.

[–]MigratedCoconut 5 points6 points ago

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since he deleted his account... i assume you won? or were you arguing with yourself. The world may never know.

[–]keke_kekobe 7 points8 points ago

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I still use my dryer as an iron. I see no reason to ever change this. If something needs ironed that bad then it's probably a fancy thing for a funeral or wedding or something and I'll just pay the extra $2 to have it pressed when I get it dry cleaned anyway.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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FUCK YOU I'M 28

[–]I_DONT_HAVE_AIDS 4 points5 points ago

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I must be the only person in the world who always hated sleeping in couches or single beds.

[–]famousninja 1 point2 points ago

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And I'm the guy who feels weird sleeping in double beds.

Then again, a king single is all a man ever needs until he gets attached.

Then he just has to move over.

[–]jonplant 2 points3 points ago

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Yes... teenager.

[–]Contero 2 points3 points ago

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Oh to be 24 again...

[–]Dreamlines 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, to repost this old thing again.

[–]procastinator4life 2 points3 points ago

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TIL i am still a teenager at 25

[–]tamiswacur 0 points1 point ago

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Me too.

[–]anonymousHacker 2 points3 points ago

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This is a repost, the title used to say some about being a bachelor.

[–]reccaikari 1 point2 points ago

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Internet = Classes Reddit = The Enlightened Ones

[–]britzilla 1 point2 points ago

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hahahah love the last one.

[–]passwordinvalild 1 point2 points ago

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Oh good, I thought I was the only one who masturbated into my shop towels.

[–]Type_1_Person 1 point2 points ago

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Lost it at socks = shop towels

[–]bitchinkitchin79 1 point2 points ago

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shop rags as socks? im 17 and i must be doing it wrong...

[–]Surfacetovolume 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone explain the vegetables = coffin thing to me please?

[–]afrofuturist 3 points4 points ago

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Kids hate vegetables. They are death.

[–]danceydancetime 1 point2 points ago

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I think once you're a teenager you're not such a little bitch...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I buy fresh vegetables and put them in the fridge crisper I forget about them or forget to cook them for a meal. They end up rotting in the crisper forever. I think that's what the OP was going for.

[–]Surfacetovolume 0 points1 point ago

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Ah I see. Thanks.

[–]mashingthekeys 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, this picture again. FTFY

[–]DamnRedTower 0 points1 point ago

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teenager or bachelor?

[–]Cargussy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a teenager and it's the exact opposite of that.

Well, except the last one.

[–]Eddiboojak 0 points1 point ago

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This was used for "to be a bachelor."

[–]lordtaco 0 points1 point ago

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uh I'm way over being a teenager and column one looks normal to me.

[–]sabisyns 0 points1 point ago

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That's a state of mind, not an age thing lol

[–]DirtChicken 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 37 and at least 4 of those still apply to me. No wonder I don't have a gf.

[–]EdgarSonneborg 0 points1 point ago

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tl;dr: OP wants to be a teenager

[–]Mesocyclone 0 points1 point ago

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Hm. I like all the things on the right side of the screen, but I am only pretending to be an adult. My husband and I are like the worlds biggest kids :) Drives our 3 real kids crazy to no end.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

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Teenagers iron? I'm 22 and I only vaguely remember ironing once when I was 10.

[–]wojokhan 0 points1 point ago

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...fuck.

[–]tsilb 0 points1 point ago

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I am 30 and in what way is this not true? Oh, right, I don't stock pepper.

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

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Youporn equals treadmill?

[–]liquidcourage1 0 points1 point ago

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Different types of exercise, my friend.

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

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AHA I get it now

[–]PrettyCoolGuy 0 points1 point ago

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It does get your heart rate up! Although it took me a minute or two to get it.

[–]tsproxy 0 points1 point ago

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wasn't this similar to the bachelor's point of view

[–]tdawgx85 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure how a box of vegetables is equivalent to a casket, though.

[–]nuclearwar 0 points1 point ago

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I suppose 20-something, or even 30-something bachelors, are just extended teenagers now?

[–]Nansai 0 points1 point ago

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Ah so true. Although I take showers regularly, otherwise I feel gross.

[–]lanium 0 points1 point ago

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it'll be a sad, sad day for my lady parts the day I start running instead of watching porn. however I am not a 15 year old boy so I don't use youporn.

[–]Schickm86 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 25, it's safe to say most of that applies to me. And it's awesome.

[–]LudicrousGibs 0 points1 point ago

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Teenager, my ass. :)

[–]trager 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand most of this

[–]JMedina85 0 points1 point ago

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Yup that about sums it up

[–]zane17 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 16 and I sleep in a bed, don't eat fast food, take showers regularly, eat at a table, organize my dresser, do dishes, don't use my socks to clean the floor, eat vegetables, brush my teeth, and run Cross Country.

Also this is a repost.

[–]zstars -1 points0 points ago

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I'm 18 and I'm getting nostalgic looking at this...the fuck is wrong with me?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Speak for yourself you disgusting shut in.