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[–]PainGod 257 points258 points ago

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Rippin' off little bitch. Have a downvote.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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He is a karma recycler, check his history. He is one of many who only repost old shit. Like that doug guy and his minions.

[–]PainGod 1 point2 points ago

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I did...Hence, the comment...

[–][deleted] 815 points816 points ago

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[–]DoctorRobot 904 points905 points ago

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This guy stole my comic... :'c

[–]djepik 138 points139 points ago

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I though I recognized it... I gave him a downvote for you. I don't mind the crossposting, I just wish you had gotten credit for it :(

[–]DrDan21 60 points61 points ago

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downvote all the reposters assholes!

[–]the_aptly_named 37 points38 points ago

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I didn't even know this was a repost until I saw your new comic! I came back to throw the thief a downvote!

[–]richf2001 3 points4 points ago

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swapped. Bad bad man. First world problems anyone?

[–]IAmA_Undecided 2 points3 points ago

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I gave him his very own r/fibs submission.

[–]doclogo 36 points37 points ago

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AMA request: comic thief, aakritiajmera65, on what it feels like to become a social pariah in a matter of minutes.

[–]ZeGermanVon 20 points21 points ago

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I dont really think he cares, look at his profile, dude is just a spammer.

[–]ShiftyLookingTeen 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, this isnt his first repost.

According to RES ive downvoted him 28 times since ive seen him. Its gotten to the point where i just assume whatever hes posting is a respost, and downvote without even looking.

[–]ZeGermanVon 6 points7 points ago

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solid policy

[–]StephAli 1 point2 points ago

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Looking at his history (of one month) it looks like all the does is repost stuff thats been done to death. He was bound to take someone's original artwork and get called out sooner or later. I don't think one thing he's posted is something I haven't seen (of the ones I clicked through).

[–]holm0682 1 point2 points ago

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I not only downvoted this, I downvoted ALL of their posts. You know...the hundreds of them they made in the 26 days they have been on here. And upvoted all the posts from DoctorRobot. True karma. Suck on it, phony.

[–]chubbalocity 13 points14 points ago

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Upvote for you, downvote for him, and the universe is one step closer to balanced.

[–]HUGE_BALLS 25 points26 points ago

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Oww! Have a hug! (and an upvote)

[–]irlyh8uguys 2 points3 points ago

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I pressed the downvote button really hard for you =)

[–]vnads 2 points3 points ago

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But you still have all that beer!

[–]the_mental_ninja 2 points3 points ago

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i just went through this guy's history, and literally all he does is steal other people's shit. there is not a single original post in there.

[–]ShitCandles 71 points72 points ago

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Looking at aakritiajmera65's profile, it's amazing someone finds enjoyment in getting karma points from reposting massive amounts of shit.

[–]blink-me 23 points24 points ago

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He's from Digg. I'd expect nothing less.

[–]splice42 14 points15 points ago

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It really is a pretty scummy, retarded thing to do to repost stuff from reddit to reddit. It's beyond the pale to do it with a post that is all of one fucking day old.

I can only assume that aakritiajmera65 is a sick, twisted fuckhead of a pervert who whacks it while staring intently at their karma, or else a stupid shithead of an astroturfer setting up an account to try and game reddit.

Either way, they're a goddamn stupid fucking shitglosser.

[–]alienangel2 7 points8 points ago

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a sick, twisted fuckhead of a pervert who whacks it while staring intently at their karma, or else a stupid shithead of an astroturfer setting up an account to try and game reddit.

Whoa whoa whoa buddy. I do all that but I don't steal stuff and repost it. Don't group all of us sick twisted fuckhead perverts with scum like the OP.

[–]CJ_Guns 14 points15 points ago

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I was just about to say, either I saw this yesterday or I can see the future.

[–]MyUsrNameWasTaken 20 points21 points ago

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Down voted 1 second ago

[–]respeckKnuckles 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe OP is some sort of bot?

[–]Ianjohn 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus, look at his profile. Redditor for 26 days and all he does is mass post links. Karma whore?

[–]cvancity 66 points67 points ago

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stolen material again?

[–]BadgerNose 59 points60 points ago

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Way to steal content buddy. Asshole.

[–]cycophuk 59 points60 points ago

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Thieving repost scum.

[–]SuperDepressedGuy 56 points57 points ago

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FUCK THIS GUY, YOU FUCKING THIEF!

[–]pogowhat 104 points105 points ago

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Downvote the thief!

[–]the_aptly_named 5 points6 points ago

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Let's downvote him into oblivion!

[–]katamba1 49 points50 points ago

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Downvote for you sir. Tis not your comic to have on the front page.

[–]HorseDivorce 95 points96 points ago

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Thievery is frowned upon. >:(

[–]DoctorRobot 239 points240 points ago

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This will probably get burried, but for posterities sake, I made the original comic. Apparently has been stolen on tumblr and various other sites. What a bummer :'c

[–]gimmeafuckinname 9 points10 points ago

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I remembered I had seen it before. That's what I get for hanging out on the 'new' tab.

[–]the_aptly_named 6 points7 points ago

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I went though all of his comments and submissions and gave him a downvote for every single one!

[–]NiMur90 40 points41 points ago

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Incoming downvote shitstorm. Alakazam65 is a thieving cunt!

[–]Radico87 40 points41 points ago

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And as this isn't yours, but another redditor's let the downvotes commence!

[–]wallythewombat 36 points37 points ago

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Douche

[–]Gearshock 36 points37 points ago

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Ripping off another persons comic. ಠ_ಠ

[–]johnnycade 67 points68 points ago

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How do you sleep at night you thief?

[–]HaxorusOG 29 points30 points ago

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Wasn't this on /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu just the other day?

[–]pheelyks 21 points22 points ago

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I normally don't mind reposts, but when the OP is a complete spamming asshole who apparently spent the last several hours posting every possible pic he could think of to reap the karma, it gets a bit depressing (click his username and take a look at his activity).

[–]XavierMendel 146 points147 points ago

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Repost from the front page only two days ago. Seriously?

[–]reflectiveSingleton 28 points29 points ago

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AND its already front page 3 hours after?

I don't normally complain about reposts...but SERIOUSLY???

[–]elcoremino 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously.

[–]a-blinkin 21 points22 points ago

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Seriously.

[–]addicted2reddit 1 point2 points ago

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I'm getting flashbacks of when this was posted the first time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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nah bro, that was in F7U12. posting in r/pics can get you like twice as much karma.

[–]Vinshade 16 points17 points ago

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Way to steal this.

[–]pathologicalGenius 15 points16 points ago

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I guess originality was not in those bags.

[–]RueCortina 14 points15 points ago

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aakritiajmera65 is a PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY.

HEY YOU KNOW WHO MADE THIS POST. A BIG PHONY.

HEY GUYS aakritiajmera65 IS A GREAT BIG PHONY.

Original Post: http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/jcgoz/every_time_i_return_from_the_grocery_store/

[–]foxfirewisp 482 points483 points ago

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The proper ratio is double the weight on one arm so the other arm can be used to unlock and open doors.

[–]Halladay 135 points136 points ago

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I more find that this happens to me because I like to see how many bags I can hold with my first arm as a testament to my super strength. I usually take so many I only have two or three for my second arm.

"Just one more..."

[–]the_aptly_named 110 points111 points ago

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I feel so manly when I do this, until the plastic bags start to cut off my circulation and then I can't get them off fast enough.

[–]SValient 46 points47 points ago

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Amateur.

if you're wearing a long sleeve shirt you can scrunch up the cuff so that it doesn't pinch your wrist while you carry

[–]Cast_Iron_Skillet 40 points41 points ago

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Or, turn your wrist sideways so the force is focused only on bone and flesh.

[–]addicted2reddit 22 points23 points ago

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as opposed to?

[–]dabunzae 119 points120 points ago

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As opposed to the brittle exoskelton.

[–]tHeSiD 72 points73 points ago

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hanging all the bags on one's erect penis.

[–]Dsilkotch 11 points12 points ago

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Blood vessels. He's trying to avoid the tourniquet affect.

[–]Kebre 24 points25 points ago

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Amateur.

if you're wearing a sleeveless shirt you can show bitches your muscles.

[–]Le_Plant 13 points14 points ago

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I haul all my groceries in two reusable Aldi bags.

Bitches love it when you're fit and eco-conscious.

[–]kindall 19 points20 points ago

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What you need is a couple of these.

[–]NeoSniper 16 points17 points ago

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"Nicholas!"

[–]iambilliam 12 points13 points ago

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"You mean this gallon of milk RIGHT HERE?!"

[–]drustartswitht 6 points7 points ago

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you're the strongest boy in the world! you should fight crime!

[–]eviljolly 47 points48 points ago

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I just load everything on my left arm, and carry one or two heavy things like milk jugs or 6-packs that I can set down to unlock the door.

One thing I hate though is when I put my keys in my left pocket, and I'm trying to reach across my body to pull them out with 50lbs of groceries cutting off my circulation.

[–]scsoc 78 points79 points ago

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If you're setting stuff down, you're doing it wrong. I toss the gallon of milk up in the air, open the door and then catch the milk.

[–]eviljolly 14 points15 points ago

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Post a video of that on reddit and you're sure to get some karma.

[–]scsoc 24 points25 points ago

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Oh boy. Then I'd actually have to do it. And my wife would be pissed if I busted a gallon of milk all over the front step.

[–]adog231231 29 points30 points ago

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Tell her it's for science!

[–]eviljolly 6 points7 points ago

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FOR SCIENCE!

[–]monkey3 19 points20 points ago

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You mean bust 40 gallons of milk until you finally get that one shot.

[–]HaterSalad 5 points6 points ago

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Porn directors hate that.

[–]Chronza 8 points9 points ago

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This is where it helps to live in a ghetto ass apartment where the door doesn't latch shut entirely so all you need to do is kick it open if it isn't locked.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 14 points15 points ago

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That, plus it looks kick ass.

[–]MonkeysOnMyBottom 7 points8 points ago

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My wife would shoot me the first time I tried that

[–]ryanbytes 3 points4 points ago

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I love doing the kick when I get the chance. I am strong like OX.

[–]desquibnt 6 points7 points ago

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[–]thedevilsdictionary 4 points5 points ago

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Damming evidence is sure damming!

[–]de4hbys4 6 points7 points ago

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why the fuck does reddit even bother having links anymore? all i needed was the headline - i just relied on my memory for the rest.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Open doors with foot. Sometimes fall over.

[–]Cherrytop 11 points12 points ago

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LOL I had to pick up Adam West from the airport when I was a production coordinator in LA, and he was pissed at me, so I was offering to help carry his bags, and he turned his nose up at me, and was like, "NO, I'll be off balance, THANK YOU.'

I guess later, he was in a better mood because he asked me if I knew how to do the Tarzan yell. And would I do it for him.

Weirdo.

[–]LaPetiteM0rt 16 points17 points ago

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Way to steal this off someone else.

[–]zmagid 14 points15 points ago

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command+f repost... some people remember

[–]goinunder0390 29 points30 points ago

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Reposting a link is one thing, but reposting something that a fellow redditor took time and effort to make is just plain dirty. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–]swing9this 28 points29 points ago

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OP has been a redditor for 26 days and has 37,000 link karma.

Guess it pays to repost everything.

[–]emohipster 10 points11 points ago

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Look at OP's profile, non-stop reposts. What the fuck. Cue epic downvotes.

[–]synesoft 10 points11 points ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[–]ssshhhiiiiiiiii 10 points11 points ago

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I took my upvote back.

[–]Soft_Serve88 20 points21 points ago

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I've downvoted you now that I learned you stole this from another post. Fuck you.

[–]FillInTheBlank 331 points332 points ago

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Repost from yesterday

[–]ZeroMercuri 131 points132 points ago

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Worse than a repost... stolen!

[–]baph 21 points22 points ago

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Take a look at his submission history. I didn't realize some people have 10 - 20 submissions a day...scumbag redditor.

[–]zooboomafool 76 points77 points ago

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That deep red indent you get on your fingers from carrying 8 bags in one hand -- SO FUCKING WORTH IT

[–]StrangeGibberish 33 points34 points ago

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Fingers? Slip the loops around your wrists! Leave your hands free for keys and door openings!

[–]Miroven 17 points18 points ago

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hahah screw wrists, I just start snaking my arm through the handles while they're in the trunk until there isn't any more room left on my arm to hold anything. Only then am I allowed to attempt to lift.

[–]StrangeGibberish 20 points21 points ago

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Screw arms! I just slip the handles over my NECK! Only once I start getting light-headed am I allowed to head up the three flights of stairs to my apartment.

[–]fattony1349 43 points44 points ago

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Screw neck! Just tie each grocery bags to your pubic hair and enjoy having both hands free to open the door. Only once your scrotum stretches past your knees am I allowed to walk the mile and half home.

[–]RevWaldo 10 points11 points ago

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Nipple rings. What? You think people would get those if they weren't useful?

[–]Miroven 9 points10 points ago

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I shall pay you the fealty you're due with an upvote, my large-scroted friend.

[–]icarus05 2 points3 points ago

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I think we've got a winner.

[–]giveitago 10 points11 points ago

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I brought two of those handle things with the hooks for the bags from the dollar store. I never use them.

[–]dcs7 4 points5 points ago

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Such a thing exists? I LOVE YOU for sharing this

[–]richardsim7 6 points7 points ago

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Red? Mine go purple

[–]Jafit 2 points3 points ago

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Purple? Mine go greyish green, and smell funny.

[–]2_cents 2 points3 points ago

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Greyish green and smell funny? Mine go dark grey and snap off.

[–]DrMcThundercock 2 points3 points ago

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Dark Grey and snap off? Mine explode into burning red mist.

[–]arjie 3 points4 points ago

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Red Mist?! Mine turn a kickass green colour.

[–]Jafit 12 points13 points ago

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Green? Mine turn into incandescent plasma and undergo thermonuclear fusion, causing a massive 50 megaton explosion and destroying everything and killing everyone for miles around.

[–]2_cents 2 points3 points ago

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Threads like these are always fun and games until everybody has to die from a nuclear explosion. Guess that's the most sure way to kill them.

[–]renesisxx 3 points4 points ago

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My Dad was boss at carrying grocery bags home from the store like a real man. Until one day when the tendon in his wrist snapped while carrying too many bags one day. I've always been a bit wary of going nuts with the carrying since then.

[–]TheBluePanda 16 points17 points ago*

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Scumbag Redditor:

Sees awesome rage comic.

Reposts it and takes the credit.

Edit: I downvoted 10 pages of your previous posts. I hope you didn't mind?

[–]papercowmoo 5 points6 points ago

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lol be prepared to get downvoted in to oblivion, motherfuckaaaawawawawwawawawawawawawawa

[–]yourenotmydad 48 points49 points ago

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I bet i could carry 100 bags...

[–]AnteChronos 92 points93 points ago

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Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to carry a hundred bags, but take it from this old grocery store rat, I've spent my entire adult life shopping for groceries, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only train one part of your body (and that's all a single exercise like carrying bags is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.

Carrying bags basically only train the biceps and to some extent, the wrists. What you really want to do is train every method of carrying objects, all the major weight-bearing points (head, forearms, back, and shoulders) at the same time, over the course of a workout. And don't forget your cart-pushing work!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with grocery shopping, carrying bags, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good grocery store, with qualified baggers who will design your programs for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for carrying more groceries. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being able to balance a bag of charcoal on your head to leave your hands free the first time you walk into the grocery store. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and do it! :-)

[–]oneAngrySonOfaBitch 17 points18 points ago

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And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being able to balance a bag of charcoal on your head to leave your hands free the first time you walk into the grocery store. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you

As a grocery guy myself, I can completely confirm this.

If I see a person at the groccery doing three trips, I'm going to be a judgemental arsehole.

If I see a person, actually working up those wrists 5 bags deep, I'm thinking "Good on ya, mate".

[–]tygerstyle 13 points14 points ago

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Shit, I break a sweat carrying a bag of charcoal.

[–]lets_do_this 14 points15 points ago

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I bet I can carry 100 bags of charcoal.

[–]OverTheir 10 points11 points ago

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Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to carry a hundred

*[REDACTED] *

Now get out there and do it! :-)

[–]lets_do_this 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ZeBaron 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck you, guy.

[–]Donkey_ho_TEY 10 points11 points ago

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Good job reposting this, it was on the front page the other day

[–]RawrRevenge 10 points11 points ago

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nice another re post

[–]fender35303 4 points5 points ago

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downvote him to hell!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[–]westtowel 3 points4 points ago

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so, you are the london roiter.

[–]VonWolfhaus 3 points4 points ago

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Didn't this exact image get posted within a comic yesterday?

[–]Randomguy79 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure if this is Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook either way have a word with yourself and GTFO!

[–]just_a_troll_account 4 points5 points ago

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Hey fuck you you fucking image thief. Now I'm off to go downboat everything you've ever posted.

[–]anonymau5[!] 3 points4 points ago

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SINK

[–]flava_dave_81 2 points3 points ago

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I bet he was alittle upset when all the downvotes started flooding in today... I bet he's from London... damn thieves.

[–]dooposaur 3 points4 points ago

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THIEF!

[–]theonomatopoeia 3 points4 points ago

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YOU FOOL!

[–]FightingAmish 3 points4 points ago

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You're not going to claim you didn't know the source for this one are you?

[–]mblmg 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ have a downvote you fucktard

[–]Ewoklove 3 points4 points ago

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One douchevote down for you!

[–]tjinurface 3 points4 points ago

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Pitchforks and torches for saaale!

[–]lilwinkie 12 points13 points ago

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I bet he still has to go back and close the trunk.

[–]RugerRedhawk 24 points25 points ago

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Use your forehead.

[–]piptastic 6 points7 points ago

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i use my inner elbow, from the side

[–]Phargo 6 points7 points ago

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pft. rookies.

[–]kton 5 points6 points ago

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walk like that from the grocery store home, you little pussy

[–]epidose 2 points3 points ago

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I tried this, milk fell, catastrophe ensued. Downvoted. (also for reposting)

[–]SymBionic 2 points3 points ago

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For shame! It's bad enough reposting something from a year ago but within the same week?!? Very weak.

[–]btnheazy03 2 points3 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG PHUAT PHONY!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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well aren't you just the littlest of faggots.

[–]xxgambinoxx 9 points10 points ago

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These groceries look like ball sacks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Cheap repost.

[–]sabooya 5 points6 points ago

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DOWNVOTE!

[–]RippedJeans 4 points5 points ago

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Stealing is wrong :(

[–]keros04 3 points4 points ago

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You are garbage, downvoted

[–]godless_puffin 1 point2 points ago

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Totally do this! This causes me to have to turn to the side going through the door ways and up the stairs. All the while I'm hoping my cats are sleeping and don't decide to greet me (stop in front of me) until I make it to the kitchen.

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

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He could have fit all that shit in three paper bags.

[–]Nowat 1 point2 points ago

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The worst part of these trips was the door boss and trying to use the pinky / ring finger technique to get that damn doorknob to turn.

[–]mulvaswish 1 point2 points ago

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those bins the grocery store has for you to carry around while you're in there? i bought two. i bring them with me every time. fill em up, unload to pay, fill em back up. get home, hook them on my forearms=hands free to the door.

like a boss.

[–]cthomasgunter 1 point2 points ago

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when i was younger my mother and i had a fight about this that the neighbors are still talking about.

[–]pilvlp 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not climbing the stairs again. FFFFUUU dat!

[–]Bezulba 1 point2 points ago

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exactly the reason why i use my bike with bicycle bags (http://www.thuisvergelijken.nl/img/category/191/fietstas.jpg) and no mine aren't flowery.

i can take 4 bags with eazy and i don't have to do 2 trips walking

[–]SuperDepressedGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm too poor for groceries :(

[–]Kayvanian 1 point2 points ago

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I've dropped a watermelon doing this.

[–]skztr 1 point2 points ago

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I don't have a car. The amount that causes "me being impressed that it only took one trip" has increased significantly since the time I did.

[–]nakedrampage 1 point2 points ago

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This person clearly needs a Baggler

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow this is such an original idea to Reddit

[–]Blueberry_Yum_Yum 1 point2 points ago

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The only time I take another trip back I when I have 2 24 packs of water.

[–]bricardo 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing like half-stairway regret.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And I walked them home from the grocery store 2 miles uphill both ways

[–]ChipWhip 1 point2 points ago

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I call this "one-tripping," and my girlfriend hates it. I refuse to take two trips, so if there's something I can't take, I try to leave behind something that will be OK sitting in the hot truck all night and the next day until I come in from work.

[–]tolegittoquit 1 point2 points ago

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if your like me you also have to grab the baby in one arm too.

[–]schrute_buck 1 point2 points ago

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9 years of living on my own, only made a 2nd trip once. We had a rather steep up-hill sidewalk and our town got it with about 2 inches of ice. I could only in at a time what I could set down and craw/push to the door.

[–]peloquin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]puredoubt 1 point2 points ago

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what in bog's name has reddit become? i wish digg were still alive so you people would go back there.

[–]elforastero 1 point2 points ago

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Juset add my bike and 30 minutes of road and that's me

[–]vanevalentine 1 point2 points ago

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story of my life, thanks God I at least have a bike :P

[–]stare_indecisis 1 point2 points ago

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I always get a certain amount of pride from being able to carry in all the groceries like a pack horse.

[–]azzkicker 1 point2 points ago

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Protip: You can use a lighter to hold the load of the bags, and simply hold the lighter. It will eliminate the loss of circulation, since all the pressure is exerted on the lighter, which fits comfortably in your hand.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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clearly not a pussy, look at all those dangling testicles.

[–]Spo8 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mjpunk 1 point2 points ago

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The jug of milk is always the X-factor!

[–]steve6nans 1 point2 points ago

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SICK REPOST

[–]tophatmcbabs 1 point2 points ago

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Man, I would do this thing every week my parents bought groceries and asked me to bring them in. I would carry 2 of the total of 4 12-packs of cocks under each arm while carrying every single grocery with every finger. I was ridiculous.

[–]acidscan 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Patienceisavirtue1 1 point2 points ago

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"38,531 link karma redditor for 26 days"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]RadicalRaid 1 point2 points ago

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I've posted this once before, but I feel this applies perfectly here:

A couple of weeks ago I saw something about this piece on Reddit, where basically people can sell their high karma Reddit accounts for money. Companies also put up adds for high karma Reddit accounts to be bought in bulk. These accounts seem to be used for viral marketing purposes.

Now, every time I see something like this reposted ( by which I mean, something that received a lot of karma a couple of days ago ), I can't help but think people are trying to get as much karma as possible just to able to sell their account.

I get this feeling even more if something has a lot of karma, but the poster doesn't seem to interact with the people commenting on the post at all. Or when you check their account there doesn't really seem to be anything original, just reposts and barely any comments. Sometimes it even seems like their account name is just something they quickly typed up but and doesn't seem to have any thought behind it, in contrast to a lot of other accounts on Redddit. Of course, there can be other reasons for this, it just seems curious to me.

The barely any comments part seems to be remedied by the companies asking for the accounts though. The accounts have to have a certain amount of comment karma too in order to be purchased.

I'm not bitching on reposts or anything, because those are bound to happen and are probably a good thing for the people who didn't catch them the first time they made their round. I just can't help but wonder. You sometimes see people reposting high karma stuff the exact same day, or even within hours.

To be perfectly clear though, I don't want to accuse the creator of this post of anything. I'm not even sure if any or all the things I mentioned apply to him / her. I just want to share my thoughts on the whole reposting thing.

tl;dr: Are there people creating reposts of high karma posts on Reddit to sell their account, or to make their account sellable?

Basically, the word karmawhore gets a much deeper meaning when people actually get money for their karma, I find.

[–]RexBearcock 1 point2 points ago

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1 Repost everything, preferably if it was only posted days ago, and created by other redditors.

2 ?????

3 Be a thieving asshat with tons of karma!

[–]MRDD 1 point2 points ago

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DOWNVOTE!

[–]latino_steak_knife 1 point2 points ago

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you get a downvote and you get a downvote

[–]coversherinclubsauce 1 point2 points ago

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downvoting all this user's submissions, the little twat.

[–]sweetthang1972 1 point2 points ago

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Y U NO MAKE UR OWN COMIC?

[–]rajnocerous 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted into oblivion!

[–]patchypower 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote 4 douchebaggery stealing

[–]thechickabides 1 point2 points ago

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You're a real jerk, you know that? ಠ_ಠ

[–]bethwhowishes 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking karma thief.

[–]avidbrandy 1 point2 points ago

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wow you're a scumbag.

[–]auntacid 1 point2 points ago

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KARMA WHORE!