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[–]dreadlordbone 22 points23 points ago

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Lobster Dog is an anagram from "God, Let's Bro."

Makes sense.

[–]DSSCRA 6 points7 points ago

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Or "Let's rob god" clearly Lobster Dog has robbed god of all his powers and taken his place.

[–]emilesinclair 0 points1 point ago

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Also "Bro, let's god".

[–]martinky24 1 point2 points ago

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fucking win

[–]Meyerhoffman 3 points4 points ago

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Red Lobster

[–]hybridsilence 1 point2 points ago

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[–]smashsmish 0 points1 point ago

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Mock lobster

[–]colsatre 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, not as good as clarinet kid.

[–]AEddington 1 point2 points ago

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This happened to me once, true story....also sorry, I'm really bad at this God thing, natural disasters and wars and poverty and such.

[–]chazwhiz 1 point2 points ago

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What is your will Lobster Dog?

[–]VWSpeedRacer 1 point2 points ago

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This title would make an excellent password

[–]fucking_leverpostej 1 point2 points ago

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He sure did. Good boy!

[–]frisky_business2 1 point2 points ago

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

[–]novembr 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone know where I can find the sort of photos this one is parodying? I see them from time to time but cannot locate most of them.

[–]Sypheck 1 point2 points ago

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Well if you're referring to the silhouette thing then I'd have to say the majority of these memes are rooted from awkwardfamilyphotos.com but you really gotta dig through them to find gold and there's tons on there. One of the most memorable ones like this one came from there.

[–]novembr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DothHomage 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh.*This will cause a revolution!This is too creepy to see right before going to happen?it broke my leg so my mom sold her to the neighbors4 people can be on her at a time but most likely someone's limb'll get caught It lowers the value of your home.

[–]blacksunseven 0 points1 point ago

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Not even sure why but I upvoted this.

[–]TheLivingExample 0 points1 point ago

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The internet makes me happy sometimes.

[–]Starl1te 0 points1 point ago

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your don't understand the definition of "transcend" or "omnipotence" or both.

[–]dwstevensyr 0 points1 point ago

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Lobster Dog is amazing

[–]Shitgoose 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for my new desktop picture

[–]AceDecade 0 points1 point ago

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So I became a dog fix'd

[–]NeuralNet -1 points0 points ago

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Newfags don't know bout mah dogfort.

[–]Bitch_ImTheBest -1 points0 points ago

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r/dogfort

[–]CapNRoddy 5 points6 points ago

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Shitty subreddit.

Ran into the ground quickly, and the mod bans people who disagree with him. He also tries to monetize other people's work.

[–]a_can_of_solo 0 points1 point ago

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shame is was kinda cool when it started

[–]Bitch_ImTheBest -1 points0 points ago

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I wasn't aware of the subreddit horseshit. my apologies.

[–]GNG -2 points-1 points ago

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I never thought I'd see the day Lobster Dog was made un-funny.

[–]nunchukity -1 points0 points ago

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Well that's all the evidence I need! No more atheism for me, I'm all about lobster-dog-god

[–]awheck01 -2 points-1 points ago

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sometimes reddit is funny, and then sometimes a post comes along that makes you so embarrassed for even being on the site that you never want to come back.

fuck everything about this stupid post.

[–]dudeabides_bonerland -1 points0 points ago

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That'll do lobster dog, that'll do.