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[–]ImReallyNewHere 43 points44 points ago

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Randy, you cheeseburger eating maw fuck...

[–]Buffalo_Dave 13 points14 points ago

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frick off, Ricky

[–]Enapes14 6 points7 points ago

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"Mr. Lahey, maybe you should cut back on the alcohol."

"Randy, maybe you should cut back on the cheeseburgers?"

fucking love this show

[–]booder1987 5 points6 points ago

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Rico suave lookin

[–]Benevolent1 4 points5 points ago

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Oh you did NOT just call me Jaime!

[–]Eminence120 2 points3 points ago

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"Hi can I get 22 half-eaten cheeseburgers to go."

[–]Web3d 7 points8 points ago

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The shitbus, Randy. The shitbus.

[–]MsAnnThrope 7 points8 points ago

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Fuckin' Randy's gut, it's full of dirty little cheeseburgers...

[–]garretthope 3 points4 points ago

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So why don't you and that 15-cheeseburger eatin', Rico-Suave-lookin' mafucka go on 'cause you ain't beatin' nobody! Peace.

[–]Rotterfest 5 points6 points ago

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Fuckin samsquanch.

[–]Snakkred 1 point2 points ago

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Face full of cheeseburger gut.

[–]fmontez1 5 points6 points ago

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How many cheeseburgers have ya forced into that cocksucker?

[–]riverstyxxx 1 point2 points ago

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Do cheeseburgers ever blow out your blowhole?

[–]Bloomy999 1 point2 points ago

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Randy, the cheeseburger whore.

[–]mrpopenfresh 1 point2 points ago

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Watcha lookin at my gut fir?

[–]nilleftw 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, hello, I'd like twelve half eaten cheeseburgers to go, nawhatimsaying!

[–]rndmname 2 points3 points ago

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[–]nilleftw 2 points3 points ago

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What, are you from the department of "know what I'm sayins"?

[–]TheCleanupCrew 1 point2 points ago

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One of my worst nightmares while riding a bus.

Right above actually having to talk to someone.

[–]sup_brah 1 point2 points ago

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sup, Brah?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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5up, brah!

[–]y0us1rn4me 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there..

[–]OmniaII -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone else wonder who/why it was filmed?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]mattyramus 1 point2 points ago

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wow! A TPB subreddit! My life is complete. Thank you stranger, I am forever in your debt.

[–]nilleftw 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for this, you beautiful human being.

[–]_Freedom_ 2 points3 points ago

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Because that's the only way for them to put shows on the television?

[–]wilc8650 1 point2 points ago

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Canadian TV show.

[–]TheCleanupCrew -1 points0 points ago

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Don't ask questions or it will lose its funny awkwardness.

[–]OmniaII -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]thecityjp 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else see the ripple effect?

[–]elatethegreat 0 points1 point ago

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someone should find the clip of this tpb episode, i laughed out loud at the woman's expression afterwards.

[–]daderade 0 points1 point ago

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randy's gut is a running theme in that show, another reason why I love it.

[–]rndmname 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget Phil Collins. Yer lookin at my gut

[–]TokiBumblebee 2 points3 points ago

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Watch'er lookin' at me gut fer?

[–]Troll_o_lolz 1 point2 points ago

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Baaaammmmmmmmmm

[–]Lucratif6 0 points1 point ago

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I've been reading reddit all night and that's the first time I laughed aloud

[–]oohbabay 0 points1 point ago

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ahaha i just LOLed.

[–]BaconChapstick 0 points1 point ago

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I can only imagine how weird this must be for people who don't get the context.

[–]itzme_petey 0 points1 point ago

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i understand the person that got hit reacted..

but what the fuck is the person behind her reacting for?

[–]PorterJustice 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing this 6 years ago. Forgot about it. Nice.

[–]Troll_o_lolz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]derpintine 0 points1 point ago

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not sure why but this made my morning. ;)

[–]TheConeIsReturned 0 points1 point ago

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one of the greatest works of television genius ever

[–]_MBW 0 points1 point ago

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TPB for life. I fucking todaso

[–]UnionForeverIII 0 points1 point ago

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"Never trust a man with no shirt on."

[–]Quit_My_Day_Job 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]skifrk29 -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously? I'm the only one who used to go on 4chan? I'm the only one who noticed that's an old 'bump' image?

[–]y0us1rn4me 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes you are.

[–]Kracus -2 points-1 points ago

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hilarious shit, that show is filmed not far from where I live. Also, his belly is a prop, I've seen him put it on he's not actually that fat. I've spoken to the entire cast too they're all great guys.

[–]Brownandcrustystains 2 points3 points ago

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was filmed...

:(

and that is defiantly his real gut...

So I am calling bullshit on your whole story

[–]GRX13 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, that IS his real gut. A while back, about a month or so, the boys did an AMA and put the response video on youtube (skip to 1:40). They do address this, and they do confirm that it is indeed his real gut.

[–]Kracus -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah they don't really address whether or not it's fake, just saying he put on a few pounds. The thing is, I understand your denial, I thought the same thing until I SAW him put it on. You guys can debate it if you want but I know for real it's fake. He's not like a flat 6 pack abs underneath it but he's not as extended as it looks in the show.

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[–]Kracus -1 points0 points ago

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I looked quickly online to see if I could find some mention of it but I really couldn't but I swear to you his belly is fake. If you're ever watching an episode you can see the makeup that conceals it going down the side of his ribcage right behind where his arm would sit if he was standing straight with arms down.

[–]Brownandcrustystains 0 points1 point ago

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In interviews, the boys talk about how he maintains his gut. And even though they could be lying, a fake belly that realistic couldnt be on a show with a budget as low as it is for trailer park boys.

[–]Kracus 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly what I thought too until I saw him strap it on. Once you see what they do to conceal it, it suddenly loses it's magic and you can't unsee it.