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[–]distopiandreamboy 183 points184 points ago

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thats like "made you eat your parents" level revenge. i mean he got grounded for 3 months but she will be labeled a slut for at least the rest of high school.

[–]imallinman95[S] 93 points94 points ago

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But it was funny, huh.

[–]distopiandreamboy 54 points55 points ago

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haha yes it was. im gonna go watch Hot & Fluffy now

[–]Ohaithereimjake 4 points5 points ago

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Repost something from top pictures, instant karma!

[–]fon1138 15 points16 points ago

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You know, I don't mind reposts, cuz I'm sure tons of people haven't seen it and it reminds me to show it to others that didn't see the first time around.

What I do hate, is how they won't look for a better image of the original.

[–]zeepee23 11 points12 points ago

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im sure it will fade out before she finishes middle school

[–]LincolnSt 13 points14 points ago

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This girl is in Middle School? What the fuck... the shit I missed going to Catholic school.

[–]v-ster 0 points1 point ago

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Over here, Catholic schools students are a lot more sexually active than most public schools.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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She will be labeled a slut for the rest of high school

Oh no! What ever will she do?

[–]HaxorusOG 123 points124 points ago

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Probably 20 men.

[–]ElusiveMoose 2 points3 points ago

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In a row?

[–]katelynroxx 17 points18 points ago

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More than that.

[–]dirtydave71 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, probably at least 100. I worked with a girl who was gossiping with her friends at work about how she'd been with over 100 guys. She was only about 20.

She didn't seem to care that half the place heard her saying it .. maybe she was up for more.

[–]ApolloXLII 5 points6 points ago

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what's her number?

[–]Cinelli 21 points22 points ago

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867-5309.

[–]barcodescanner 4 points5 points ago

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There's a plumber in Nashville with that number. Their radio commercials make me laugh. True story.

[–]Death_Blinder 5 points6 points ago

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Jenny?

[–]SolusLoqui 1 point2 points ago

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Rikki, don't lose that number. You don't wanna call nobody else. Send it off in a letter to yourself.

[–]mandyvigilante 0 points1 point ago

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maybe she didn't care. so what? u jelly?

[–]jp07 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe people with skeletons in her closet shouldn't be exposing others.

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

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Titus!!!!

[–]gerbs 0 points1 point ago

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More like, "Make you eat your own children" level revenge.

[–]360walkaway 88 points89 points ago

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Haircut = blowjob. Classic.

[–]SmoothMoveFerguson 30 points31 points ago

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Cut that shit Brian!!

[–]ScooterMcBooter 10 points11 points ago

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Worked for me.

[–]awesomemanftw 20 points21 points ago

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that guy is complaining about only being able to use the computer? What else is there in life?

[–]Rick_dangerously 9 points10 points ago

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  1. To crush your enemies.
  2. See them driven before you.
  3. To hear the lamentations of the women.

[–]HSOK 4 points5 points ago

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Well, one woman is lamenting.

[–]DropbearNinja 0 points1 point ago

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  1. To crush your enemies.
  2. See them driven before you.
  3. To hear the lamentations of the women.

.4. ...
5. Profit!

[–]jdrama83 130 points131 points ago

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Is this just some anal-retentive Asian thing about keeping good records or do all girls have secret dick sucking lists?

[–]v-ster 39 points40 points ago

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I wonder if my girlfriend has one. :|

[–]citizen511 121 points122 points ago

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She does.

[–]sleepyj910 37 points38 points ago

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Completed as of last night though.

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[–]awesomemanftw 13 points14 points ago

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It was a nice show

[–]TommysCrazyEgo 13 points14 points ago

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Oh so that was you watching?

[–]Loves_Popcorn 39 points40 points ago

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[–]venturboy 9 points10 points ago

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I love your novelty account. Here's another gif to get you started: http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo130/Dj-essen/popcorn.gif

[–]tennantsmith 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No, he was in the closet. I was disguised as the gigantic stuffed bunny.

[–]whoisduley 3 points4 points ago

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Oh dear. I need to apologize to you and your disguise for I did to the two of you...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's cool, bro, it's not gay unless balls touch...

...at least that was the rule until it happened, so now we're looking for a new rule.

[–]brewsteal 2 points3 points ago

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I'm on page 2, AKA tonight

[–]walrus0 4 points5 points ago

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37 dicks?

[–]PocketBuckle 1 point2 points ago

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In a row?

[–]MrTapir 16 points17 points ago

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I think it is just a fake internet thing.

[–]SoCo_cpp 8 points9 points ago*

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I think I've seen that story before. I think they faked the comments and made the story look like a Facebook.

UPDATE: Maybe it is a real Facebook, but the story is at least as old as December 2009:

[–]MrTapir 0 points1 point ago

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It's been on reddit several times as well.

[–]Death_Blinder 9 points10 points ago

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Wrong, all things on the internet are real.

[–]realshygirl 4 points5 points ago

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My younger sister loves to tell the story of how my mom found her list hidden in her closet at my parents' house while she was away at college.

Meanwhile, it never would have occurred to me to keep such a list, but then again, my list would have been very short and uninteresting.

My mom is half Chinese but was raised in a German foster home.

So in conclusion, it must be a purely genetic (not environmental) Asian thing.

[–]awe300 1 point2 points ago

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It helps if you'd lose count I'd forget some girls I did 10 years ago without a list

[–]magstogram 0 points1 point ago

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no, i do not. i cannot speak for most though

[–]mknyan 112 points113 points ago

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I saw "grounded", then I saw "my parents are asian".

I lol'd. Fake "My parents are so asian" wannabe - any one with a true asian parent knows that a severe beating takes place, not grounding.

[–]GundamWang 84 points85 points ago

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This is true. What the heck is "grounded"? My parents didn't know the meaning of the word. It was just a beating followed by a week of death stares, and then everything back to normal.

[–]futuredr 5 points6 points ago

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pounded

FTFY

[–]craaackle 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I was "grounded" I was like "Are you serious?" and then my parents beat me and I felt all was right with the world.

[–]dirtydave71 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for username!

[–]arplayer2k 0 points1 point ago

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Same with the Indians. "Grounded? We're not white parents!"

[–]jsting 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to add that I started getting grounded in high school because the beatings were starting to become mere annoyances rather than painful.

[–]fiat_lux_ 30 points31 points ago

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This is true. My parents didn't need to confine me to a room. I voluntarily stayed in every time they broke my legs.

[–]ChocoMintIceCream 18 points19 points ago

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LOL! That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read it. No asian families ever ground their kids. NONE!!

[–]moistchomper 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah I've never been grounded. I'd take that over the 10 hour lecture any day.

[–]cozyswisher 17 points18 points ago

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Word. Apparently, true asian parents have something in common with true latino parents. My mom couldn't ground us for more than an afternoon even though she said she would...but she sure could beat the shit out of us hahaha

[–]vnl728 4 points5 points ago

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so sad but true.

[–]necenzurat 1 point2 points ago

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theyr American-Asians big difference

[–]DjangoFetish 0 points1 point ago

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westernized-asians ^

[–]Sexual_Walrus 1 point2 points ago

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Well this seems like high school, which is about the point where second generation asians get way friggen bigger than their parents.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My parents are Asian and they've never really understood what grounding means. It's simple, if I do good or bad, I don't get to go out of the house, period. Then again, I'm more of a forever alone guy so it doesn't even matter anyways. Fuck my life.

[–]Gloomzy 0 points1 point ago

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Theres an asian guy who was in the year above me in school, last year he got grounded for a year (dealt drugs) and then he topped the state in 2 subjects...

[–]illiterateninja 0 points1 point ago

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I got grounded for 3 months for having a week long party while my parents were in China. That lasted for about two days. This happened after I turned 18...I had never been grounded before that. Also whipping, lecture, whipping, dinner, bed.

[–]PoisnBGood 0 points1 point ago

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Also, most Asian parents don't care if their kids drink since it's pretty accepted culturally. My mom never really cared as long as it didn't affect my school work. If that happened though, I was sure to get a beating.

[–]DjangoFetish 0 points1 point ago

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my father would tell me to pick a branch outside from a tree, he would skin it with his machete in front of me and ask me how many times i think he's gonna hit me...

[–]etherreal 20 points21 points ago

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I read this in the voice of Teen Girl Squad. Sooooo Hot!

[–]pandashpace 6 points7 points ago

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so and so. whats her face. the ugly one!

[–]kiefstone 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"I have a crush on every boy!"

[–]liljhat 18 points19 points ago

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All he's succeeded in doing is making sure that every guy on that lists fucks his sister now

[–]simian187 28 points29 points ago

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So he's doing a public service, then?

[–]KellyTheFreak 20 points21 points ago

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His sister should really be thanking him. We all know how hard it is to tell someone you'd blow them if they'd only get a haircut. *sigh* Young love...

[–]lolyourwrong 38 points39 points ago

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Damn I wanted Brett to respond...

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[–]BraveSaintStuart 10 points11 points ago

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"He did what Katie? Oh I'm sorry, girl..." Zip!

[–]WarPhalange 16 points17 points ago

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Brett was too busy masturbating.

[–]FurryRacism 60 points61 points ago

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This is older than coon snatch.

[–]venturboy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]monkeiboi 36 points37 points ago

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If I were Brett I'd make her eat my poop....just because I know she wouldn't say no.

[–]Mega_horse 6 points7 points ago

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Finally, a reason to use the magnifier in my windows accessories!!! I've been wondering what this day would feel like, and now i know.

[–]acidrocker 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl++

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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Ah this one again huh? No worries it's still funny!

[–]alsorobots 23 points24 points ago

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TIL girls write down the shit we think about receiving.

[–]probablysarcastic 8 points9 points ago

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LADIES!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T JUST WRITE IT DOWN!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK!!

/foreveralone

[–]shippfaced 11 points12 points ago

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Nope. I never did this.

[–]alsorobots 34 points35 points ago

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*TIL one girl wrote down the shit we think about receiving.

[–]SparkitusRex 9 points10 points ago

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I can confirm this. As a female, I never had a written "I want to suck your dick" list. Mental, maybe. Never left evidence, though.

[–]kilo4fun 3 points4 points ago

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I've concluded I'm a strange human. I've only realistically crushed on one person at a time. I guess I'm bad at multitasking or whatever.

[–]InnuendoPanda 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the same way when people tell me they're talking to/casually dating a few people at once.

[–]falalamilkshake 1 point2 points ago

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No.

[–]KizzieMage 14 points15 points ago

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So... who's your sister? (willing to cut hair if needed)

[–]PartyBusGaming 7 points8 points ago

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"Fucking strict" = 3 months for hiding beer in your room?

My parents would kill me and bury me in 10 different holes if they found ONE can in my room.

[–]Chickenstew 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah that was the first thing that stuck out haha. I was like that is not strict, that is fucking laughable. I too would have recieved a beating of unknown calibers and be grounded till they said I was not anymore which typically when that happened it was for a long ass time. I spent most of my childhood grounded. Come to think of it I think I was grounded nearly all through school and for 70% of the summer lol.

[–]PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow.

I've been whipped a lot when I was younger.

I've actually never been grounded, I don't really do anything bad...

[–]The_Prince1513 1 point2 points ago

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wow you have ridiculously strict parents. that sucks. sorry bro.

[–]PartyBusGaming 1 point2 points ago

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It's okay. So far in my life, I've managed to be a decently mannered straight arrow.

No smoking, drugs, or drinking. I'm also 15, so I have some time to fuck that up.

We'll see.

[–]0x0000ff 1 point2 points ago

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Take my advice, skip all the stepping stones and start injecting smack.

Don't worry, you'll turn out alright.

[–]philogynistic 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, you need to smoke SOME weed. You're a teenager, live fast die young and all of that. But really, good on you for being so mature about drugs/alcohol. I'm certainly not.

Edit: I just realized this was a thread from 3 months ago.

[–]PartyBusGaming 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, nice ninja edit there.

Thanks, man.

[–]dietotaku 10 points11 points ago

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i love how there are comments from guys on her list saying "wow, not hooking up with her now." also how the hell can you give your v-card to 2 different guys?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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I thought 'v card' was a valentines day card. Wtf is wrong with kids today. Oh, and get the fuck off of my lawn!

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 24 points25 points ago

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Anal, oral, fingerbanging and a valentine's day card

Aww, how sweet!

[–]fiat_lux_ 23 points24 points ago

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i love how there are comments from guys on her list saying "wow, not hooking up with her now."

Putting up a front to impress certain other chicks they want to bang.

I am not an STD-infested man-whore. I have standards. Be impressed.

[–]DontPeeInTheWater 15 points16 points ago

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i believe she took their v-cards

[–]nwestnine 0 points1 point ago

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DP.

[–]ThreeTimesUp 12 points13 points ago

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See, this is what I hate about girls. Like, you know how when you're getting ready for a date and you're wondering if you're going to get lucky?

When THEY'RE getting ready for a date, THEY already know!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Pro-tip: Don't fuck chicks that are this conceited, and don't be a such a slut that you'll take whatever action wanders your way.

[–]Carnane 2 points3 points ago

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The Daily Blink's WC3 version.

One of my favorite parodies.

[–]AnthropomorphicDog 9 points10 points ago

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Seems a bit fake but I aint complaining.

[–]furrytoothpick 7 points8 points ago

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Of course it's fake, it has the same signature pixel blur-out as all the other fake facebook posts. Additionally, each commentor is either typing in all caps, or all lower case, (only 1 exception), each with similar writing styles.

[–]Mozzy 2 points3 points ago

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This is even older than the fakebook posts.

[–]StevieJanowskiPowers 9 points10 points ago

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That Britney must be a whore also.

[–]FellerFeller 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, sounds like she's worried someone will find her list.

[–]Stratocaster89 3 points4 points ago

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Very old, but still worth a chuckle.

[–]staanje 3 points4 points ago

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"I love facebook like you love cock" Sorry, but that just did it for me.

[–]stonechitlin 0 points1 point ago

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I came to post this. Glad I searched first :)

[–]Kris18 6 points7 points ago

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DEFINITELY overkill, but it was funny as hell.

[–]pygmyzombie 5 points6 points ago

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please lord, don't bless me with a daughter.

[–]BigEddie 2 points3 points ago

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I know, wouldn't that suck? lol.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Although this is funny as shit... that is one super fucked up thing to do.

[–]pass_over 1 point2 points ago

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SO brutal.

[–]Felliniesque 1 point2 points ago

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Extremely old, bro.

[–]shippfaced 1 point2 points ago

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That's terrible.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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AMA Request.

[–]OG-Eazy 1 point2 points ago

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I mean..it's a list of things to do...not that have been done. Hardly makes her a slut.

[–]Pwnguin655 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, being grounded for 3 months but still being able to use the computer? That would be paradise for me.

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

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This upsets me on many levels

[–]elialbarran 1 point2 points ago

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soooooooooo ooooolllllldddddddd

[–]i_am_stellar 1 point2 points ago

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olde

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Once upon a time in a repost far far away.

[–]Volaire 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Jakabov 1 point2 points ago

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It clearly says they're asian.

[–]sparrowtail 10 points11 points ago*

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Does anyone else just find this to be an outright dick move? Shaming someone for their sexuality, making them a "slut" to everyone for years for afterwards that will no doubt have psychological consequences just because this guy was shit at hiding a twelve pack?

I can't imagine this being the same if a guy had such a list, honestly. Who gives a fuck if she has sexual thoughts? Don't you? What, are you going to shame me for watching porn? Then why shame someone of the opposite gender for having sexual thoughts? This is ridiculous double standard bullshit, reddit.

Put the beer cans in a fucking bush or something if your parents are that bad, jesus.

[–]iltat_work 14 points15 points ago

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Don't feel too bad. It's fake anyway.

[–]moistchomper 2 points3 points ago

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blackmail would've been fine

[–]s3r1n 1 point2 points ago

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I can't remember when I first saw this, but my first reaction was disappointment. Honestly, I think the main problem here is the lack of a long term strategy from the brother. If he would have simply showed her what evidence he has against her, he could have gotten away with ANYTHING for the rest of his childhood. What are we teaching our children these days?

[–]bgsilver 3 points4 points ago

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It has nothing to do with him not hiding the beer well enough; she should not have ratted him out. Now, does that merit this sort of shaming? Everyone can hold their own opinion on that. But rafting out your sibling for a pretty benign offense simply for the lulz is also a pretty dick move.

[–]sparrowtail 2 points3 points ago

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Sure, I'm in complete agreement with you. But by that reasoning we can ask whether or not he having the beer merits that sort of punishment?

I say neither deserve punishment, and I'm not saying you agree or disagree with that. I'm not standing up for her exactly, I'm not fond of what seemed to be an outright spiteful action from her, but I just think this guy is a massive cunt with no sense of proportion.

[–]mangwow 1 point2 points ago

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Sitting around one night and thinking of all of the different guys you would fuck and in what position is generally slutty. Is there anything wrong with being a slut? No. Is there anything wrong with hiding a fucking twelve pack of beer? No. Do they both warrant punishment in today's society? Yes. She should've considered the consequences of fucking with someone who knew her better than anyone else before she decided to do it. She deserves absolutely no pity. She started it, he finished it.

[–]KellyTheFreak 4 points5 points ago

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It's a HUGE dick move, but I don't feel sorry for the girl at all. She started the war, and he ended it. You don't rat people out for harmless things.

[–]sparrowtail 11 points12 points ago*

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Yeah I admit ratting him out in the first place was pretty nasty too. I still feel sorry for her. She ratted on some cans, he gets grounded for three months (which sucks, don't get me wrong) or whatever. So he gives her something that will very likely fuck her self confidence and in turn general success up for life, the labelling and bullying of being a slut.

Yeah that's not gonna have consequences on her future sexual behaviour or thoughts at all, is it?

Fuck 'em both, though, spiteful little shits.

[–]fantasticsid 3 points4 points ago

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You can blame WT Sherman for inventing the doctrine of Total War.

[–]The_Prince1513 3 points4 points ago

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You should probably replace 'life' with 'high school'

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Fun fact: "Chris" committed a crime by doing this.

If she was smart enough and desire to his sister could most definitely have the last laugh in this situation. Public disclosure of private facts ain't no joke.

[–]AnnArchist 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if she accomplished her list by 4/2010

[–]K4ge 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought maybe it meant April of 2010 but after reading the list I thought "no way, it probably means the 4th day of 2010"

[–]GrimTuesday 3 points4 points ago

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You know, it probably would have been smarter for him to hold onto the list, with the threat of publishing it, so she won't rat on him again.

[–]K4ge 4 points5 points ago

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That's some pussy shit. Threats accomplish nothing after too long of threatening the same thing (or after they know you won't actually do it).

DOING something, on the other hand, shows you fucking mean business.

[–]eswindy 2 points3 points ago

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Hey that's what she gets for ratting her brother out.. Why would you even have a list like this?? I mean I remember the other girls in school having a crush list, but guys you would give a blowjob too, that's just plain dumb!

[–]Navae26 3 points4 points ago

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Seen this a thousand times...love it every time

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Neato, slut-shaming! By golly, I'm going to take this scarlet woman down to the malt shop and share a malt with her and discuss how she belongs to men and should save it for her husband! Shucks!

This isn't the 1950s. What's wrong with a girl having sex?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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For me, it's not about sexism. I'd consider a man who keeps an active list of the dozen or so chicks he wants to fuck, complete with details of the specific sexual acts he wishes to perform, a whore and a creep as well.

[–]plasticknife 3 points4 points ago

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Is it really that different from thinking about all the different sexual acts you would like to do with a dozen or so people? Remember we're talking about teenagers here.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I think there's a difference between a passing desire or even a sustained fantasy and creating a detailed checklist you intend to execute (complete with a self-imposed deadline!).

Writing something like this down and tracking it in such a way is an exceptional act of slutitude.

[–]PPKAP 5 points6 points ago

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I don't think he did it to try and "shame" her away from acting "slutty," he was getting revenge for something she did by doing something he knew would embarrass her.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And it's only embarrassing because many in society still think it is wrong for a girl to have multiple sex partners.

[–]fantasticsid 4 points5 points ago

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No, it's embarassing because you're not meant to write that shit down lest somebody find it, no matter what you've got between your legs.

If I, hypothetically, had a similar list in high school, and my hypothetical sibling released it to the public, I would be pissed as hell, both at my own stupidity and because now I wouldn't be getting ANY of that action.

[–]PPKAP 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree. Any time someone finds out how you feel about them without you intending to let them know, it's a little embarrassing.

[–]Murnig 2 points3 points ago

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There's nothing wrong with it. Having a list detailing exactly how far you are willing to go with a large selection of males, however, goes beyond just being sexually active. The shallowness displayed in statements like "maybe a BJ if he cuts his hair" along with the high level of promiscuity is pretty much the definition of what our society labels as slutty behavior.

[–]pass_over 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you! It was pretty cruel of her brother to post this. But the only reason people are acting so shocked is because "OMG GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE SEX!!"

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 0 points1 point ago

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ITT, Redditors miss the entire point and veer off on a wild tangent.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What, exactly, is the point? Responding to a cruel action with a cruel sexist action isn't funny.

[–]TokiBumblebee 3 points4 points ago

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You apparently missed the list... Which was written down... In hard copy.... For everyone to see. Are you seriously not seeing the funny?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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For everyone to see.

No, it was a private list that he rooted through her closet to find.

As for funny, I don't find this type of cruelty funny.

[–]captchasarehard 0 points1 point ago

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seen it before, but I still enjoyed it.

[–]Tustavus 1 point2 points ago

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Old, but hilarious. And every time I see this, I think of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of1bVlo_5Y4

[–]IIoWoII -1 points0 points ago

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This is years old.

[–]WINZOW 2 points3 points ago

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Revenge is a dish best served ice fucking cold.

[–]wiz_khalifa 0 points1 point ago

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fucking suucks!

[–]le_canuck 0 points1 point ago

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Brother gets grounded Sister probably gets laid

I think we know who the winner is here

[–]draco207 0 points1 point ago

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I guess Adrian didn't want a hand job...

[–]mafibasheth 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad this is about two years old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I REALLY hate to say it, but... Saw this on Digg over a year ago

[–]konrad9 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care if it's a repost, or fake, it's fucking hilarious every time I read it.

[–]SManSpiff 0 points1 point ago

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Fatality.

[–]chesarahsarah 0 points1 point ago

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The mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.

[–]geenearerer 0 points1 point ago

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Is the date being updated on this? I feel like I've been seeing it for years.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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People haven't seen this before? ughh.

[–]Boggster 0 points1 point ago

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lol, this is older than dirt.

[–]poeq 0 points1 point ago

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this is so old.

[–]SouthernThread 0 points1 point ago

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did u have to go into a time machine to find this gem?

[–]honestfella 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaaaaaaannd another crappy screenshot!

[–]1LongHairedHippie 0 points1 point ago

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Damn!! That's messed up!

[–]Rcmike1234 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, he is grounded but he can get on the computer???

[–]ape_cage 0 points1 point ago

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Wow this is old.

[–]taint_odour 0 points1 point ago

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I heard he published her $250 copy of a cookie recipe too.

[–]Pyistazty 0 points1 point ago

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An asian with nothing to do but sit in front of a computer for 3 months? Become a bonjwa at starcraft, damn kids these days.

[–]mutantsarereal 0 points1 point ago

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did he survived?

[–]OmegaVesko 0 points1 point ago

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What are you going to do, caps lock me to death?

[–]Jacks_Grin 0 points1 point ago

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she totally was though, so there is justice in the world.

[–]bushwacker 0 points1 point ago

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lolfbmoments.com redirects you to a shirt site. The veracity of this posting is dubious at best.

[–]SC2_Bench 0 points1 point ago

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person does thing like 4 years ago, modern redditor still receives karma.

[–]Debtceiling 0 points1 point ago

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I hope his parents have a facebook and someone else tags them in it.