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[–]tokeinatreefort 103 points104 points ago

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Can we at least give credit where its due for reddit-origional content??

Come on

[–]CoughSyrup 11 points12 points ago

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I'm amazed at the five day turnaround. Usually it's only one.

[–]erosonradar 2 points3 points ago

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The gif is great, i cant watch for hours now!!

[–]evilpig 2 points3 points ago

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Not to mention we killed the site.

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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god i LOL'd at "tengen toppa jesus christ." XD

[–]DuppyLoLo -1 points0 points ago

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I'd rather give credit to you for finding an original way to spell original.

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[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 10 points11 points ago

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It was also posted in /gifs yesterday under the very same title.

[–]WolfKnifeLaserTorch 5 points6 points ago

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I'm 20, can't grow any facial hair for shit, and all I want is an epic beard.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 4 points5 points ago

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What you need, is a magic beard!

[–]WolfKnifeLaserTorch 3 points4 points ago

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For only three easy payments of 19.95!

[–]CaveBacon 5 points6 points ago*

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If you act NOW we'll give you 2, that's right 2 magic beards!

[–]WolfKnifeLaserTorch 3 points4 points ago

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2 MAGIC BEARDS! But that's not all! Call in the next 10 minutes, and we'll throw in a 12 oz bottle of magic beard conditioner ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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That's 2 Magic Beards so now, not only can you roll like Z Z Topp, you can rock it like your favorite 70s porn star.

[–]chrisbannex 0 points1 point ago

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What about two easy payments and one fucking hard payment? They won't tell you which, but one of these payments needs to be made in wampum!

[–]Alexf22 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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If going for third party beards, you might also try, the cinco mouth decorator

[–]ihailfrommo 1 point2 points ago

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Me too. But i realized I'm too Asian to grow hair

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That man is a wizard.

[–]KarlyPilkoids 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I saw the video.

[–]bysse -1 points0 points ago

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Me too, 5 days ago on the front page

[–]Conrad_McMasters 0 points1 point ago

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]scubasteve23 0 points1 point ago

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That Jesus is one magical character...

[–]lordtaco 0 points1 point ago

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For my next trick I'll turn myself into Greg Allman

[–]t-rexcantfap -1 points0 points ago

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epic beard is no longer epic. it's a damn shame.

[–]TheQuietMouth 8 points9 points ago

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it's a damn shave.

FTFY.

[–]Nouik 0 points1 point ago

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WTF? Why would you take this as your own work???

[–]y0us1rn4me -2 points-1 points ago

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did OP say it was his own work?

[–]Smorsh 1 point2 points ago

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He sure didn't credit the original.

[–]y0us1rn4me 0 points1 point ago

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Neither did he claim it as his own. /r/funny is for redditors to post funny things they find over the internet, I mean, you can't possibly expect everyone to just submit their own work.

[–]Smorsh -1 points0 points ago

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True, but it's still a complete dick move to not give any form of credit to the source.

[–]y0us1rn4me 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to reddit!

[–]_Upvotes_For_All_ 0 points1 point ago

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JESUS!!!!

[–]fanimold19 0 points1 point ago

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And this years winner of the jesus lookalike contest is...

[–]Xena93 -4 points-3 points ago

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this has been reposted how many times?

[–]LAHAROFDEATH -4 points-3 points ago

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kudos for the .gif

i'm not a vimeo fan.

[–]fknsewermoose -1 points0 points ago

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That man is wearing a hairshirt!

[–]PencilMan -1 points0 points ago

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Ted Nugent?

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[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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alright, alright, alright!