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[–]gullibletrout 0 points1 point ago

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Be sure to stay within the (color) lines.

[–]plannerboi 1 point2 points ago

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Or you're writing your own death sentence

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

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What do you mean "you pencils"?

[–]kbundle 0 points1 point ago

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My wife calls them pencil crayons. Silly Canadians.

[–]shortony -2 points-1 points ago

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Coloured FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Colored FTFY We don't need u. Really.

[–]shortony 0 points1 point ago

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chill brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's all good mang! I had to give you shit. Everybody gets all obsessed over the differences in spelling across the pond, when we're all from the same place. My grandparents on my mom's side are both Scots, and my dad's side are English. Now we're just mutts! LOL!

[–]shortony 1 point2 points ago

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yea mutt here too. Italian/scotish dad born in the falkland islands now we live in australia. I dont know what to think anymore

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, at least you live in a civilized country that has jobs and health care. The US has turned into an even worse armpit than it was before, and that's saying something. Nothing like being the actual axis of evil. If I was about 30 years younger I'd move to Australia, but they have immigration laws that make sense. They don't want us old fucks who can't contribute enough taxes in the long run to justify our pensions. Wise politicians you have, at least in that sense.

[–]shortony 0 points1 point ago

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Yea immigration is surprisingly strick considering we are surrounded by water and so it shouldn't really be that important