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[–]CaveWitch 81 points82 points ago

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"He's asking permission!"

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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god damnit I just watched that movie and I thought I would finally get to post a clever comment.

[–]donwilson -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, THAT movie, why would we care to tell other redditors what said movie is?

[–]Loneytunes 1 point2 points ago

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Guess, you jamoke.

Saw ROTPOTA (yes Im abbreviating it), just a couple hours back. This gif terrified me.

[–]hupcapstudios 1 point2 points ago

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shakespeare in love

[–]pmoney329 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck, I thought I would get this comment!

[–]DJwhiteyD 7 points8 points ago

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fuck, I thought I would get that comment, then i thought I could get this comment.

I got this comment :(

[–]sinsyder 2 points3 points ago

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I thought I might comment on him getting that comment before you getting to comment on the comment before. Well...... here it is.

[–]killzy707 0 points1 point ago

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well... shit.

[–]Hydris 1 point2 points ago

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You saw rise too huh.

[–]GreasyJ 10 points11 points ago

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I saw this on AFV 3 years ago, I've been looking for it ever since

[–]Psyducks[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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your welcome

[–]Kentenathien 15 points16 points ago

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my welcome?

[–]tacobell 1 point2 points ago

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GreasyJ, can you share some of your welcome with me?

[–]ColdChemical -1 points0 points ago*

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You're welcome.

FTFY

[–]itoucheditforacookie 0 points1 point ago

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who are you quoting?

[–]ColdChemical 0 points1 point ago

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I was correcting his grammar...

[–]madcap699 15 points16 points ago

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Also would have excepted "Tada"

[–]jetmark 15 points16 points ago

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"Hit it, boys!"

[–]Hackenslacker 6 points7 points ago

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accepted*

[–]guns_of_navarone 15 points16 points ago

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Hey, throw me a beer.

Why don't you get it yourself, lazy monkey?

gets up, struts over, throws out hand

I SAID FUCKING THROW ME ONE.

[–]JdoubleE5000 5 points6 points ago

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His Kung Fu is strong.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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Wax on...

[–]JordanBelcher 2 points3 points ago

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Spidermonkey?

[–]dkrainey 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like a Bonobo or a small Chimpanzee, spider monkeys are small. A chimp or bonobo is the kind of ape that could pull your arms off and play your hollowed out skull like a drum.

Spider Monkey

http://www.google.com/search?q=spider+monkey&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1600&bih=771&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=b3tATsifKImdgQfJh42gBw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CBMQ_AUoAQ

[–]Shenorock 3 points4 points ago

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I think he meant it looked like he was shooting web like Spiderman. Should have gone with Spiderape, but that looks wrong.

[–]dkrainey 0 points1 point ago

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Makes sense. That one went right over my head. :-)

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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I've also learnt that bonobos fuck like a wild bunch of Caligulas.

[–]Ramphastid 4 points5 points ago

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Caeser is home...

[–]randomperson1121 1 point2 points ago

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and not a single fuck was given.

[–]Please_Disregard 4 points5 points ago

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Even though he rudely asked for one.

[–]muellkonto 1 point2 points ago

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"I'll take one art, PLEASE."

[–]Chiddaling 1 point2 points ago

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[–]M7600 1 point2 points ago

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Temba, his arms wide!

[–]Phil6x 1 point2 points ago

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I need about three fiddy

[–]turduckenstan 1 point2 points ago

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fuck you, pay me.

[–]im_lost_at_sea 1 point2 points ago

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Andy Serkis does it better

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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wait...

[–]Calobez 1 point2 points ago

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Damn I wanted to high five him so bad!!

[–]arghnard 1 point2 points ago

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"Here is your proof!" xD

[–]vallav111 1 point2 points ago

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this is what happens at school when they figure out I have gum :<

[–]Benevolent1 3 points4 points ago

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He kinda reminds me of Techno Viking.

[–]soupeh 0 points1 point ago

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"THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?"

[–]golfr26 2 points3 points ago

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[–]No_Pants_No_Problems 1 point2 points ago

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Corey and Trevor smokes, lets go.

[–]Dtrain323i 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna need about tree fiddy

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 1 point2 points ago

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[–]lengjai2005 1 point2 points ago

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Monkey card crusher

[–]SolarShores 0 points1 point ago

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that's me when i try playing portal 2 cooperatively with my friends

[–]xtremeradness 0 points1 point ago

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One-handed hadoken!

[–]RdoubleU 0 points1 point ago

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The Chairman from Iron Chef?

[–]Scizorz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SL8Rfan 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, i forgot to put a new flint in this thing. but still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

[–]fishbutt314 0 points1 point ago

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Tada!

[–]kwansolo 0 points1 point ago

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i think ta daaaaa would've been better caption

[–]shazzy303 0 points1 point ago

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Someone please make a spider man monkey version of this haha. i saw that and instantly pictured him trying to shoot a web xD

[–]morgothmm 0 points1 point ago

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that was so funny i almost pissed [4]

[–]YummyMeatballs 0 points1 point ago

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Oh to have some gif editing skills so that I could add a bit of force lightning to the end of his hand.

[–]Veggieleezy 0 points1 point ago

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Heeere's JOHNNY!

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

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someone edit a ninja outfit and him throwing a ninja star.

[–]Coaste 0 points1 point ago

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The neeew Allante!

[–]wahwahwildcat 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else instantly think... 'GET OVER HERE!' ?

[–]cyb1n 0 points1 point ago

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Not quite, in my head the monkey said "Pay up! Sucka!" ...although I'm still trying to figure out why the monkey's voice in my head sounds like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

[–]babiesloveboobies 0 points1 point ago

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We could all learn a lot from that monkey.

[–]Rbax1010 0 points1 point ago

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CAESAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Zehaha 0 points1 point ago

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He is a spidermonkey shoting his webs

[–]Barleybomb 0 points1 point ago

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When he points, it reminds me of technoviking

[–]Diss1dent 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a guy who started to work out a couple of months ago.

[–]Rice_Daddy 0 points1 point ago

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I was think more on the line of spider-monkey!

[–]sparkey0 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone please combine this with Scorpion's "Get over here" and the spear sound?

[–]buttsmell 0 points1 point ago

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Give me my goddamn banana right the FUCK now.

[–]yobobob 0 points1 point ago

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Lets Dance!!!

[–]Roarsack 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me Bro!

[–]HonestlyImportant 0 points1 point ago

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Damn those chimp Nazis!

[–]dkrainey 0 points1 point ago

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I would give that thing whatever the fuck it wanted, lest you piss it off and find out first hand who is the physically stronger of these two great ape species.

[–]skippy619 0 points1 point ago

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I kinda wish that gif had sound.

[–]rhyso90 0 points1 point ago

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JUST BRING IT

[–]pajmode 0 points1 point ago

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I've been looking for this video for a hell of a long time. Up-votes for you, good sir and or madam.

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

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Just watched Rise and I have to say i find this a little terrifying.

[–]scorpionqueen 0 points1 point ago

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This is why Chimps terrify me.

[–]cs03zp -1 points0 points ago

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"Ladies and Gentlemen....THE BEATLES!!!"

[–]miriannnn -1 points0 points ago

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this just synced up to beyonce - "diva" that is playing on the radio.

[–]Loathar -2 points-1 points ago

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Seems like he's saying "now this fucker over here is watching our every move!"

[–]neoblackdragon -2 points-1 points ago

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Only one getting a bill and ted vibe?