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[–]mt0711 21 points22 points ago

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Oh I get it, it's because he uses gmail

[–]Discolady 14 points15 points ago

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Not much point in covering up the email when you can see it ends in k and his name is Ronald Dvorak.

[–]devourerofworlds54 2 points3 points ago

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I's actually Roanald.

[–]Multiman 0 points1 point ago

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KING OF THE GYPSIES!

[–]Arxhon 0 points1 point ago

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It could be something like rawk@gmail.com...

[–]Namaha 0 points1 point ago

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r.dvorak

r[initial]dvorak

ronald.dvorak

etc/

[–]SenatorStuartSmalley 1 point2 points ago

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in gmail, dots don't count. r.d@gmail.com and rd@gmail.com are the same account.

[–]Namaha 2 points3 points ago

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Good to know, but my point stands :P

[–]SenatorStuartSmalley 0 points1 point ago

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indeed.

[–]weasel707 0 points1 point ago

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in gmail, dots don't count

Good to know, but my point stands

[insert pun here]

[–]Rydrobot 1 point2 points ago

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I think that was the point.

[–]thezboe 4 points5 points ago

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I always wondered if bringing a Rubik's cube to an interview and solving it would help me get the job.

[–]j1mmie 5 points6 points ago

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And believe it or not, they actually hired him

[–]FellSwoop 2 points3 points ago

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"Toupe"?

[–]Franks2000inchTV 11 points12 points ago

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Taupe...

I was almost ready to say "I kinda want to hire this guy" but then, the spelling error totally ruined it.

[–]goxilo 2 points3 points ago

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His favorite color, no less.

[–]Franks2000inchTV 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe he meant his favorite colour was toupée?

[–]SenioritaRetrato 1 point2 points ago

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I'd interview him just for shits & giggles.

[–]Widdis[!] 2 points3 points ago

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At the software shop I used to work for, this would probably net him an interview.

[–]iesvs 1 point2 points ago

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You're hired!

[–]fisherd 1 point2 points ago

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shit be dope

[–]barchambles 1 point2 points ago

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But are you modest?

[–]barowski[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I bet it's one of his best and most touted traits

[–]decodersignal 1 point2 points ago

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He probably also enunciates well... PST for Post ScripT

[–]ASimpleGameOfChance 1 point2 points ago

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repost, but funny every time so far.

[–]barowski[S] 2 points3 points ago

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oops... I checked new, hot and top and couldn't find it. It's hard to find something fresh :s

[–]ASimpleGameOfChance 1 point2 points ago

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As long as I find it funny, you're allowed to repost it.

[–]Slivilth 6 points7 points ago

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  • Rule #1: you do not talk about reposts,
  • Rule #2: you do NOT talk about reposts

[–]barowski[S] 5 points6 points ago

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can you break rule 1 and 2 for rule 34?

[–]Slivilth 4 points5 points ago

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That's low bro. Of course you can!

[–]petersjf 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care about reposts, but I know one trick. Take the link to an image that you are interested in posting and put it into the search box. If it appears on reddit somewhere, it will take you to the post and in a yellow banner display "that link has already been submitted." Hope this helps. I loved the image BTW.

[–]kvellarcanum 0 points1 point ago

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You could get terminated for misleading information.

[–]FreeBribes[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I have a 60 year old outside-sales guy at our company who still has his AOL account... I went as far as setting up a gmail account, teaching him how to use it, and getting the company to email him there.

I was trying to explain to him how people will respect you more with a gmail account, but the guy still can't computer to save his life.

[–]LazursGoPewPew 0 points1 point ago

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I would hire you!

[–]Michichael -2 points-1 points ago

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By printing a repost and taking a picture of it with an iphone?

[–]HYPERNATURL -2 points-1 points ago

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I like the cut of his jib