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[–]RubiconFan 87 points88 points ago

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[–]drizzl -5 points-4 points ago

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Exactly! I hate it when people do this!

[–]wideiris 2 points3 points ago

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I lIke that it's posted, and clearly so do other people, but give credit

[–]Dem0n5 -1 points0 points ago

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He could have gotten it from a Reddit post and didn't save the source with the picture, or the source wasn't even included with the post. I normally wouldn't say anything as your comment is 5 hours old, but the other side of the story is rarely observed by "White Knight" commenters.

[–]slowbacontron 0 points1 point ago

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If that was true, then he would still be clearly reposting. And I'm surprised Abstruse Goose isn't more recognized on Reddit by submitters, it seems to get some pretty good exposure.

[–]k-dawg -2 points-1 points ago

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Google image search is quite a resourceful tool in finding original sources.

[–]wwwatson 14 points15 points ago

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Who wears a hat to bed?

[–]Fearghas 72 points73 points ago

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Tf2 players

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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If only women knew.

[–]phukka 12 points13 points ago

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If men were 100% brutally honest with women about what they were thinking of at all times, population growth would freeze completely.

We just say what it takes to not set women on rampages.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Same could be said for people in general. Men don't have a monopoly on fucked up.

[–]Homeschooled316 5 points6 points ago

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Old, but still good.

[–]RowanFaolchu 5 points6 points ago

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For the life of me, I cannot remember what this webcomic is ಠ_ಠ

Please Help

[–]noveltyAcctSubsitute 19 points20 points ago

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[–]RowanFaolchu 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you

[–]MrScantron 2 points3 points ago

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I love playing the ignorant man card to my advantage

[–]dsfraser2 1 point2 points ago

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Why's he got a cap in bed?

[–]mrbojangles0 5 points6 points ago

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Why did I accept his cap as perfectly normal?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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3 dream levels, Mr. Cobb would be impressed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I know this was supposed to be funny, and it was, I chuckled. But mostly it just made me sad.

[–]Boraas 1 point2 points ago

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sounds like a bad relationship,bail afp

[–]TurboNerd 3 points4 points ago

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It's sad that right after this comic ended it reminded me of football and that I must go to nfl.com and read up on the latest trades and shit -_-. Men really are simple minded.

[–]mrpoops 1 point2 points ago

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Oh shit, good idea.

[–]Rickcush 0 points1 point ago

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I do this all the time...except i end up crying in a corner

[–]Perk-a-Derk 0 points1 point ago

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After the eagles comment all I could think about was how much I hated them, and then I got sidetracked with the whole Mallet going to the patriots thing, knowing he will never touch the grass on the field so long as brady can breathe, which just got me pissed off right before bed... I'm a girl...

[–]OtherMikeP 0 points1 point ago

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tldr

[–]FlamedNightmare 0 points1 point ago

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TL;DR

[–]meman13 0 points1 point ago

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haha so true

[–]kyle1320 0 points1 point ago

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tl;dr.

[–]Th4t9uy 0 points1 point ago

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What is it with partners wanting to know what I'm thinking? And then not being able to comprehend staring at the ceiling with a completely blank mind.

[–]Heremateyerma 1 point2 points ago

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So this is a dream, within a dream? BRRRRRRRRRRRAWM

[–]everthinsirie 0 points1 point ago

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im pretty sure ive seen something like this on the front page before...

[–]spacemanspiff30 0 points1 point ago

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you really need to attribute comics

[–]venivididormivi -1 points0 points ago

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This is the only way to go three layers deep.

[–]Wittyfish -1 points0 points ago

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Females are from mars and men are from venus. But we're all R-tards who couldn't stop from gross generalizations if a Mac-Truck hit us. So maybe some men are from mars and some females are from venus. (see what I did there?)