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[–]LaszloK 77 points78 points ago

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Rule #1: Cardio

[–]Evlon 17 points18 points ago

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All i could think about while watching this was, "Haters Gonna Hate".

[–]twinbloodtalons 36 points37 points ago

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That dog is a dick.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 15 points16 points ago

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Maybe that kid is a douche and the dog is administering some sweet, sweet justice.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like a real version of Calvin and Hobbes.

[–]dasDukeAtWork 42 points43 points ago

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ah hem....Rule #2 ... :)

[–]jkatz 4 points5 points ago

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Rule #4: Always Buckle up

[–]mysweetprints 62 points63 points ago

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can someone please make a happy laser cat .gif for this? like this one right Hurr

[–]christek 87 points88 points ago

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[–]ahnmin 5 points6 points ago

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[–]mysweetprints 3 points4 points ago

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this, this is something special. You cant see me, but Im making the hand motion of thanks that you are supposed to give to soldiers in the airport.

[–]mattomondo 2 points3 points ago

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That is amazing- are there more like it?

[–]NextTimeonDBZ 2 points3 points ago

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So NEDM is called lazer cat now?

[–]elustran 0 points1 point ago

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Is it 2007 again? Were the last four years a dream?

[–]Flucks[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Did they change it from the trailer to the movie? http://i.imgur.com/1E753.png

[–]lemmiwnks 12 points13 points ago

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Wikipedia and this site both say rule 2.

It appears that there was originally a different rule #2 which may explain why the trailer had the double tap at #4 (source).

[–]Flucks[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Weird. I stand corrected.

[–]tmb 5 points6 points ago

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For some reason I feel like the kid deserved it.

[–]Tashre 44 points45 points ago

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[–]BobSugar 10 points11 points ago

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Can you do bicycle kick Liu Kang?

[–]Furies 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHA, that was great.

[–]SANAFABICH 40 points41 points ago

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[–]wilc8650 13 points14 points ago

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If only it were larger. . .

[–]Deaderic 33 points34 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]mikeblackwinsnig 2 points3 points ago

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ctrl + is zoom

[–]DuXtin 3 points4 points ago

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Ctrl + what?

[–]kslixe 5 points6 points ago

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is zoom

[–]mikeblackwinsnig 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl and the +/= key zooms in on most pc's.

[–]TheKostiuk 0 points1 point ago

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Who is on second?

[–]Symbolis -1 points0 points ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite lets you drag images to zoom. Turns it grainy as hell, but you can see it just fine.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I first read the title as "Rule 34" and then was confused.

[–]notgordon 1 point2 points ago

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I first read it as "double fap" and then was confused as well.

[–]Fearc 2 points3 points ago

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Up voted before he even fell the second time

[–]restragularman 2 points3 points ago

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When this GIF started up, I backed out to re-read the title. Thankfully It did not say Rule #34.

[–]danielgr 4 points5 points ago

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I actually just saw that movie.. it's Rule #2!

[–]Awkward_Sexual_Joke 3 points4 points ago

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I double tapped a girl once. She might have been related to you.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Kid's Dad: "Fido! Make sure he has his bath!"

[–]Plurralbles 1 point2 points ago

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"fcuk you kid" "fuck you kid again"

[–]vipermagic 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this on [animals being dicks](www.animalsbeingdicks.com)

Hilarious site!

[–]AlwaysGettingHopOns 1 point2 points ago

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first actual LOL of the day... its 9:47 pm. THANK YOU.

[–]Dominiking 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Akamaru.

[–]StartsOutFriendly 0 points1 point ago

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I like this video.

[–]ubelong2matt 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't this has 3 hits by the same dog? I thought the dog came back from the right after the second hit.

[–]robin1961 0 points1 point ago

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still one of the best Gifs I've ever seen, 2 yrs later ;) Makes me chuckle every time!

[–]anujgamer343 0 points1 point ago

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I dont why I am laughing, that kid is probably hurt bad!

[–]CloseYetFar 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone got a link to the actual video?

[–]meloli 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I can stop laughing....totally just pissed some people off watching Weeds lol.

[–]sylvos23 0 points1 point ago

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probably the funniest gif i have ever seen.

[–]Ciganka911 0 points1 point ago

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When zombie takes over my town i want that dog on my team he knows what hes doing

[–]BoredBeyondBelief 0 points1 point ago

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inglourious basterd

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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HELL FUCKING YEA KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!! FUCK KIDS!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!111111111

[–]Durzo_Blint -1 points0 points ago

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One

[–]thehuntofdear -1 points0 points ago

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A

[–]Shabla_goo32 -2 points-1 points ago

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Two

[–]ZeppelinJ0 -2 points-1 points ago

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Three

[–]Lotier -1 points0 points ago

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I never liked that rule. It wouldbe such a waste of ammo. It should just be "Confirm your kill."

[–]mak051 -4 points-3 points ago

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upvote for zombieland ref

[–]llydecke -1 points0 points ago

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Rule # 4, You always double tap. That dog is going it right.

[–]desquibnt -3 points-2 points ago

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FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone is so concerned about coming out and saying it.

OhHai, why? Why did you gtfo forever?

[–]isgooood -2 points-1 points ago

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Jackbooted thug; I think one is lurking in my backyard.