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[–]PatMyWeiner 253 points254 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/DHZsm.jpg

Forget where it came from, it was a reddit post though.

[–]wolfJam 29 points30 points ago

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Maybe that's what happened to the playgrounds in Houston.

[–]buhzie2 0 points1 point ago

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one of my absolute favorites.

[–]fryjap 44 points45 points ago

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FACT- If you precede an asinine statement with the word "FACT", it automatically makes you right.

FACT- I am a Velociraptor

[–]ruinercollector 33 points34 points ago

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FACT- I am a Velociraptor

You should totally do an AMA. I didn't even know that velociraptors still existed, much less could type...

[–]RheagarTargaryen 8 points9 points ago

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Just make sure you don't ask if anyone is interested in an AMA of a Velociraptor

[–]unverified_vagrants 1 point2 points ago

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Would anyone like a subreddit for the sharing of NSFW discussion and pics of the velociraptor? /r/velociraptors

[–]flume 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW

.

Velocirapetor

FTFY

[–]aguacate 1 point2 points ago

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The little arms make them efficient typers.

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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Well, they can open doors, so it was just a matter of time.

[–]Higherpockets 0 points1 point ago

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Difficult to reach the keyboard, but I'm sure they could dictate it.

[–]t800rad 7 points8 points ago

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FACT- This sentence is true.

FACT- The sentence above is false.

world implodes

[–]Goozer4life 3 points4 points ago

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The second fact over rides the first fact imo..because it is the latest

[–]pinguis 5 points6 points ago

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He botched the delivery.

This sentence is false.

Is the correct one.

[–]dmatluvsu 7 points8 points ago

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to anyone wondering, that's not true. 1.) Velociraptors have been extinct for millions of years. 2.) Velociraptors can not use computers. 3.) If your claim was true any moderately intelligent velociraptor would be ruling the world. sorry.

[–]moronometer 4 points5 points ago

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FACT- you are NOT a Velociraptor

What now, bitches?

[–]adamwho 0 points1 point ago

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FACT- I am a Velociraptor

FACT- Velociraptors were the size of chickens.

[–]letitraincandy 82 points83 points ago

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dont tell me im wrong everrrrr...even if i am

[–]2scoops 18 points19 points ago

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Don't bother me with your pesky facts that refute my inane platitude.

[–]entertainingname 3 points4 points ago

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You misspelled 'refudiate'.

[–]iamwearingsocks 5 points6 points ago

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A: "This gun I'm going to play faux Russian roulette with is totally not loaded." B: <ethically ambiguous silence>

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Even if that was true, it can still be fatal.

[–]zombiedix 1 point2 points ago

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that chick so got told.

[–]MrMonkfred 0 points1 point ago

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And I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.

[–]sinkpee 151 points152 points ago

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This is the real reason you're not supposed to stand on the top rung of a ladder.

[–]lacksimagination 26 points27 points ago

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This is also why the city of Denver is a sea of molten lava.

[–]old_righty 24 points25 points ago

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Really. Forget apartment buildings, they would all melt.

[–]SBringer 30 points31 points ago

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Top of Everest is like an oven... I mean seriously people burn to death up there all the time!

[–]guy123guy 53 points54 points ago

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i know I'm reposting but: when you go up a ladder or up stairs it pushes the earth 10 feet further away from the sun, you actually stay in almost the same spot. same with going up stairs (imagine an escalator if that helps). It's just physics.

All around the world people are climbing ladders so you would think that the forces would cancel out so that you would climb into the sun BUT don't forget that it is night time on the other side of the world and there is less ladder climbing.

So it still gets hotter when you climb a ladder, but you don't die because it's not really 10 feet. It's intuitive: when you get done climbing stairs you're breathing hard and hot, and if you've ever climbed up onto a roof it's really hot up there. [edit: this part gets complicated, it is hotter at the top, and you are closer to the sun, because even though you're pushing the earth away there is a short delay. Try climbing stairs very slowly or going up onto a roof very slowly. You will notice that you won't feel nearly as hot as when you climb fast.]

[–]DarQraven 21 points22 points ago

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Clap

Amazing. Only very few people can impersonate an idiot so well that other idiots may believe them. Bravo!

[–]sutherlandan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]iamwearingsocks 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, this is very close to the Futurama physics that Professor Farnsworth describes concerning the engine on the Planet Express Delivery ship, which achieves 200% fuel efficiency by moving the universe sleekly around the ship, rather than moving the ship through the icky-wickle universe.

[–]BZWingZero 3 points4 points ago

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Which, is pretty much a textbook definition of one of these, minus the fuel efficiency part.

[–]shortyjacobs 8 points9 points ago

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....this is a joke, right? It's getting harder to tell on reddit...

(For those wondering, when you climb a ladder, you DO push the earth away...at a rate relative to the ratio of masses. You weigh ~102 kg, (high estimate, but this is reddit). The earth weighs ~1024 kg. So The earth moves about 10-22 as far as you do. You move 10 feet, it moves 10-21 feet, (again, simplified). 10-21 feet is about 0.3 millionths of an electron diameter...)

[–]n3mosum 15 points16 points ago

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feet and kg wut

...you. you wrote my engineering textbooks/problem sets, didn't you.

[–]shortyjacobs 7 points8 points ago

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As an engineer in the states, I can tell you that if you can't think simultaneously in both systems, you're gonna be in trouble.

[–]n3mosum 2 points3 points ago

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haha i mean, i can (and have for years), doesn't mean i have to be happy about it.

[–]shrididdy 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think I've ever used metric after college...

[–]spacemanspiff30 1 point2 points ago

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you shouldn't be using metric, that's what forner's use. go merika

[–]demonstro 9 points10 points ago

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Your mix of imperial and metric is confusing.

[–]guy123guy 6 points7 points ago

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Two things: First, this would be true if the earth were anchored to something. but it's not. You, on the other hand, are anchored to the ladder. Second, what matters is which party is exerting the force.

[–]shortyjacobs 10 points11 points ago

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Trolling, got it.

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot to proceed it with a 'FACT'. Now I am not convinced.

[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 4 points5 points ago

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Damn, first I thought you were speaking metaphorically. I was mentally agreeing with you; "yeah, don't stick your head out, you might get shot down". Then I saw this post and now I feel stupid.

[–]omnidirectional 1 point2 points ago

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Must have learned his critical thinking skills from FOX.

[–]I_FAIL_CORRECTIONS 2 points3 points ago

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*your

[–]TuriGuiliano 107 points108 points ago

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I love how she gets mad because the guy is providing her with facts and she looks like more of an idiot.

[–]I_give_insults 7 points8 points ago

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It's fake and a repost. Sinking so low to create fake sources and then raging together at them for the sake of confirmation is some of the most pathetic trait amongst Redditors.

[–]TalesAbound 23 points24 points ago

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What's your evidence for said claim?

[–]glonq 11 points12 points ago

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One of the things that disappoints me the most is those people who only watch/listen/read news sources that tell them what they want to hear. They are repulsed by new or contradictory information, and only seek validation for their current beliefs.

This chick with her "don't you f'kn correct me" response (and her sycophantic friends) tickles the same nerve with me.

We are intelligent creatures, put on this earth to discover whatever (God/nobody/Xenu/FSM/Ra) has placed before us. People who betray our inquisitive nature and stick their head in the sand make me want to move to a new planet.

TL;DR: to hell with this bitch and everybody like her.

[–]dhvl2712 10 points11 points ago

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I have to ask, I've heard "I didn't ask you, did I/Nobody asked you!" a lot of times. I'd like to know, what would be the appropriate response to that, besides unfriending?

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 8 points9 points ago

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You could respond with something along the lines of:
"Sure you did, you posted on your public wall. Being your friend I see this wall and so I saw your ignorant claim pretentiously stating a fact that was not only wrong, but so completely wrong that I just felt the need to debunk it."

[–]InheritTheStars 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, but the moment you start talking about facts that they don't like, you're being "mean" or a "bully."

I just want to smack 'em and say "Life sucks, kid. Sometimes, you're actually wrong."

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 1 point2 points ago

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I figure I've been a bully since about 3rd grade in that light >.<

[–]smoovewill 5 points6 points ago

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It's a fucking Facebook status, not a private conversation. If you post a status, you give license to any of your (Facebook) friends to comment on it.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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how about "no you did not ask but I wouldn't want you walking around this earth misinforming everyone, Be grateful for the information you have received, I could have just let you keep being wrong, I could of kept my mouth shut and let you look stupid and be stupider than me, but I chose to share my knowledge with you, and for that you are welcome. If you're still mad about it then that means you enjoy being stupid and hate learning. Good day. "

[–]lidster 12 points13 points ago

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I would just say "Then stop being wrong," but that's just me

[–]texasjoe 6 points7 points ago

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Holy wall of bad grammar, Batman!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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lol sorry holding a baby in one arm while he's crying :-(

[–]hamish5178 9 points10 points ago

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...And that's Reddit Addiction for you folks.

[–]TuriGuiliano 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit. Not even once

[–]texasjoe 1 point2 points ago

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The commas...

They just

don't

stop!

[–]morhkt 28 points29 points ago

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It annoyed me that they went from millions kilometers to millions of miles and to miles in units without any apparent reason. Keep your shit consistent if you're trying to look smart.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 19 points20 points ago

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I don't think, in that context, it was particularly difficult to look smart.

[–]insertcitationhere 39 points40 points ago

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the best part was "dont' ever post on my status, telling me that i'm wrong ever again"

getting mad because someone posted on your public facebook page in like if you get mad because someone parked in your public Walmart parking spot.

[–]rafikki 6 points7 points ago

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She didn't ask those other people to praise her post, where's the hate there?

[–]ReflexMan 1 point2 points ago

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This post is definitely fake, but sadly, this aspect of it is completely true. It's so sad when people tell people to get off of their statuses like it is property, especially when they had to add you to their friend list anyway. Derpers gon derp.

[–]insertcitationhere 1 point2 points ago

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derping on the derpiest place known to man

[–]wagedomain 26 points27 points ago

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I truly don't understand people who say / post stuff like that and then get mad when people correct their facts. If you didn't want people talking about what you wrote, why put it up there at all?

[–]sunkenOcean01 18 points19 points ago

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You don't understand how it works. You're supposed to agree with them!

[–]Jimangalanga 14 points15 points ago

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Just like Reddit!

[–]OmegaVesko 3 points4 points ago

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It interrupts their circlejerk.

[–]ElGoorf 40 points41 points ago

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the "God is amazing" part is what kills me, and I'm religious.

[–]soggyperson 23 points24 points ago

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Why can't some people just accept the fact that they might be wrong. :/

[–]FredL2 3 points4 points ago

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Because that would make the world a better place, even if only by some small degree, and we can't have that.

[–]OmegaVesko 3 points4 points ago

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Because he's clearly interrupting the circlejerk they were having.

[–]0ruk 7 points8 points ago

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God's not that amazing. That's why.

[–]superdarkness 11 points12 points ago

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God IS amazing. A mythical creation, that's grown to be the "boss" of millions of people, and they won't even allow themselves to think anymore? Amazing.

[–]Exocytosis 7 points8 points ago

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*billions

:-(

[–]superdarkness 4 points5 points ago

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How many is in a brazillion?

[–]omniamorous 5 points6 points ago

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Depends on how slutty she is.

[–]natiice 4 points5 points ago*

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Reddit makes me feel like Facebook is filled with idiots who never check their facts. Oh wait, it is.

[–]HypocriteOpportunist 9 points10 points ago

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I really hate how her two friends back her up when she thinks that she is right in justifying that she never asked for the answer. So is she allowed to spew garbage in her facebook updates and expect everyone to believe her? Stupid people make me mad.

[–]AdaroTeiji 16 points17 points ago

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I can never appreciate this since, 90% of the time, they are created on a website that just replicates the look of facebook comments so people can make up strawmen idiots to argue with on 'facebook' and then post results here for karma. Obviously op didn't do this since he's not claiming it is his, but it's probably the source :/ can never feel better than someone off of these again... first world problem i guess

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[–]OmniaII 186 points187 points ago

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[–]Sharohachi 52 points53 points ago

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[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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MrOhai's opinion on reposts. God I miss that guy.

Some classic MrOhai:

Fuck you ikon42, reposting cocksucker. It's the people like you who are ruining reddit...

[–]BobSugar 11 points12 points ago

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Thank you.

Because of you, I found that little gem.

[–]Sharohachi 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is really entertaining. I like this one:

hero0fwar you are the biggest fucking reposter of this site, you are ruining reddit one link at the time, FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTLICKING ASSHOLE FUCKFACE

Fucking hilarious!

[–]rdeluca 10 points11 points ago

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Doesn't make it any less shitty a post. It was pretty shitty the first time.

[–]PhantomGenocide 2 points3 points ago

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This makes me sad. Especially considering most of the reposters are just Karma Whores...

[–]minno 4 points5 points ago

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Downvote reposts. If lots of people have seen it, it won't rise very high. If only a few have seen it before, downvotes won't make much of a difference.

[–]wilc8650 1 point2 points ago

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You just reposted. GOD DAMNIT!

[–]OmniaII 2 points3 points ago

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Basically, I just saw it, thought, this again?, and made a comment with a fact attached, and people could make up their own minds.   

See my lengthy'ish post re:this   

I didn't complain it was a repost, I merely let people see it was here in other places.

[–]billbacon 1 point2 points ago

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Nice site. Reddit should hire them to help filter out reposts of reposts.

[–]EvilMcBadguy 7 points8 points ago

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I know people have been downvoting you for posting Karma Decay, but fuck 'em. Is the search function that hard to use?

[–]sunkenOcean01 105 points106 points ago

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Heh. You said "but fuck 'em."

[–]texasjoe 9 points10 points ago

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Damnit, Beavis!

[–]OmniaII 6 points7 points ago

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I try not to be 'rude' about pointing out reposts. I don't want to be 'that guy' I try to limit my pointing out to front page reposts or within the last few days or the obvious "jeeze, not this crap again" type of posts (like this one)

I try to make my 'this is a repost' as part of the conversation so that I add to the conversation as well as point out the repost.    

   

  

And no, it is really simple to do a Karma Decay search. Just open the comments, copy the URL and paste in to the search box and it will give you a listing of files from the last four (4) months. I am not sure if he will 'fix' it to go back further.

[–]EvilMcBadguy 3 points4 points ago

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That search function question was rhetorical. Your comment will help others though.

[–]Smoked_Herb 2 points3 points ago

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Just because you've seen it, does not mean everyone has.

[–]OmniaII 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I totally agree, but this is a 'common' post that appears every few weeks.

But you'll notice by my post that;

  • I wasn't complaining.

  • I made a fairly benign comment neither for or against the post.

  • I didn't 'call out' the OP for a repost

Basically, I just saw it, thought, this again?, and made a comment with a fact attached, and people could make up their own minds.

[–]ahhdum 2 points3 points ago

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...im not complaining that this is a repost im just sayin'...hey everyone! if you didnt notice, this is a repost. heres proof. complain away.

just remember: the most repetitive content on reddit is 'this is a repost'. think about that.

[–]Calvert4096 0 points1 point ago

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I was not aware of the existence of that site... my eyes have been opened. Thank you.

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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I SAW THIS ONE ALREADY

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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This girl pissed me off, I don't know why, I'm usually a very unaffected person. But her stupidity and then sheer anger towards someone helping her become a little smarter made me want to throw her into a deep deep hole. It's people like this man..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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How do I get christian friends? My facebook news feed or whatever is nothing but youtube videos...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You're getting 'facebook' confused with 'photoshop'.

[–]Aaya 2 points3 points ago

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These kind of people, along with conservatives, are who make us Christians look bad =[.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not really. You only look bad to idiots who generalize.

[–]Throwawayname 4 points5 points ago

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Sometimes I get sad that I never get the opportunity to tell people off like that on facebook, and the I realize it's because I'm not friends with anyone that dumb on facebook, and I get happy again.

[–]Puranto23 12 points13 points ago

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lol 2 people still like the little bitch's response.

[–]dlenoxx 3 points4 points ago

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They may be like it simply because of that response?

[–]CarpeNivem 14 points15 points ago

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Pretty sure they just love God, reject science, and hate when those disagree.

[–]armannd 3 points4 points ago

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The others love science, reject God, and hate those who disagree.

[–]DMoT 1 point2 points ago*

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They don't realise that without 'science' they wouldn't even have their current religion.

Without science and it's developments you don't have printed books. You wouldn't even have had the hand written religious texts that preceded printed ones. You wouldn't of even had writing. Writing itself was a scientific development. They'd just believe something else though, with equal fanaticism.

Science, to quote wikipedia, "is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe."

Humans naturally rely on 'science' all the time, just to operate in the world.

People need to stop seeing science as 'Shit that proves we are wrong' and start seeing it for what it is: 'Shit that shows us what is right'

[–]CarpeNivem 2 points3 points ago

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I think there's room for loving both, and respecting that there's a time for one, and there's a time for the other.

[–]armannd 3 points4 points ago

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Me too. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that we represent the minority.

[–]Felt_Ninja 4 points5 points ago

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There has to be a way of making money off these people. I know! I'll open a church that sells coffee!

[–]rdeluca 3 points4 points ago

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Starbucks?

[–]UncleJJ 1 point2 points ago

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I swear I read that in Dwight's voice

[–]FishWash 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like there should be a subreddit for people getting owned on facebook.

[–]Confucius_says 1 point2 points ago

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the best part about these posts is that these oh so great owners that tell off people.. are telling off their "friends".. well their facebook friends. theyre just people they add to facebook to make people think they have friends....... Isn't that just so sad...

[–]joedude 1 point2 points ago

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Yea some girl once was bitching about people (me and my friends, she was a friend of a friend) calling each other nigga (my group of friends, we're mixed race nobody gives a shit we're all fine with it) and so i say as a joke that we're all from africa so everybodys a nigga so its allll good. and then she tells me that people are actually from europe. I go ಠ_ಠ and link her an article to the out of africa theory. she flips out in all caps HAVNT YOU HEARD OF THE FUCKING EUROCENTRISM THEORY. I then tell her that that theory not only has nothing to do with the origin of people it has everything to do with how people think. Everyone lol'd, she deleted the entire thing before i could screenshot :(.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Someone doesn't like being corrected!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They all say the earth is round but it looks damn flat to me... God is amazing.

[–]TheGayUnicorn 1 point2 points ago

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religious superiority complex allows them to lie to tell the "truth"... if you correct them then you are in the wrong?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa, for a second I thoguht I was on r/atheism. This is r/funny, post some funny shit

[–]havoc802 1 point2 points ago

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This picture has been reposted so many times that it's gradually losing quality

[–]owenseven 1 point2 points ago

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and every time its a christian...

[–]kirkoswald 1 point2 points ago

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hahah religion... always finds the dumbest people and beds down in their brain

[–]Cbracher 3 points4 points ago

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This may be a dumb question but why do people always blur out names and faces of facebook posts like this? Is there actually a legal issue or am I looking to far into it?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's a reddit policy.

[–]Cbracher 2 points3 points ago

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Oh gotcha. Probably something to do with sharing personal information? Thanks for the quick response!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I think there were a few Anonymous-style hivemind 'retributions' on people who were in the end innocent. After that, the admins stepped in and put a ban on personal information.

Right, I'm going to go outside now.

[–]lidster 1 point2 points ago

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checks comment history

You liar!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Bugger!

[–]Human_IRL 2 points3 points ago

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That person thought that they were all smart laying out the facts 1, 2, 3, but then the OP totally burned them. The OP totally didn't ask him for any input!! OWNED.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone who thinks they're "owning someone on facebook" is a fucking tool.

[–]reelo 0 points1 point ago

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All hail, Dr. Cooper!!!

[–]pilsner407 0 points1 point ago

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what a dumbass

[–]fomorian 0 points1 point ago

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it's better when they take it with poor grace.

[–]WeDoWork 0 points1 point ago

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Not to mention the fact that this does not support creationism either. We evolved in the way we did BECAUSE of the distance from the sun that we are. We would have some different characteristics if we were closer or farther away.

[–]no13le 0 points1 point ago

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Don't tell me when I'm wrong on my wall like evar agian. I'm interesting cause I pretend to know things. Geeze.

[–]shockfyre 0 points1 point ago

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God I love how people have to be right all the time.

"I'M RIGHT"

"NO YOURE NOT, Here's why with science."

"FUCK YOU I DIDNT ASK YOU."

[–]c0mputar 0 points1 point ago

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The answer is, more or less, the angle in which the light hits our atmosphere right?

[–]fuzzyshorts 0 points1 point ago

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God, I felt such immense glee for the owner, and disgust for the ownee. What a pleasure. She put it on facebook and when she got schooled she didn't like it. Eat shit girlie!

[–]texasjoe 0 points1 point ago

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TIL what the fuck EVE Online means by "au"...

[–]wbeavis 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to create a site/database to store and catalog things like this. That way employers can blacklist complete morons. Seriously, even McDonald's and such could benefit. I hope Colleges review this type of stuff now.

College Recruiter: Well Ashley, everything seems in order. Let's just take a look at your Facebook page...

Ashley gets up and leaves

College Recruiter: How does she manage not to walk into things?

[–]lolwhatsausername 0 points1 point ago

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precisely why my keyboard goes through the window when im on facebook.

[–]theroguesstash 0 points1 point ago

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There should have been a followup comment that pointed out the poor spelling.

[–]lusophiliac 0 points1 point ago

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I just love it when people aren't on f*** book!

[–]isleshocky 0 points1 point ago

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Did I ask you? Answer:NO

[–]Drunk_Stank 0 points1 point ago

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In related news it has been proven that the moon IS actually made of cheese. The only reason it doesn't melt is that it only comes out at night. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.

[–]Berandun_Duskyy 0 points1 point ago

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The bitch needed it

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully, he correct her again. No doubt, many more 'facts' were forthcoming.

[–]Norumu 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely love it! That asshole with the space science crap totally got owned. It was awesome.

[–]HeavenSix 0 points1 point ago

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I love it when people get owned by Scientific facts. I love Science.

[–]MrJakk 0 points1 point ago

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All I can say is if you post something on facebook where people are invited to post comments, then you should just accept it.

[–]zeuxo 0 points1 point ago

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stupid bitch is truly a stupid...bitch

[–]b4b 0 points1 point ago

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As I dont really like religion and find it retarded; one could argue that there is something in this; Earth is based on the "right" spot and it does not matter if the right spot is 2km or 2M km in diamter..

[–]RusselNash 1 point2 points ago

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And the majority of planets aren't in habitable places. Go figure. It's exactly what you'd expect: extremely rare.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

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She just couldn't remove the comment?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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so if i take a rid on the subway i would freeze to death?...

[–]sirevil 0 points1 point ago

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clearly someone has an abusive mindset

[–]hannibalcorpse 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]Kowalski888 0 points1 point ago

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So this person wants to remain ignorant?

[–]GosuSheep 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb people are dumb.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As they're usuall fakes, no.

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

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How are you supposed to learn anything if you refuse o be corrected?

[–]resykle[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing has even not happened quite as much as this has never happened.

[–]nogoodtrying 0 points1 point ago

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This actually enfuriates me.

[–]Firadin 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly this shit then gets deleted by the status owner because he doesn't want to look like the idiot he is

[–]sean122382 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there not a subreddit for this?!

[–]danibus 0 points1 point ago

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so satisfying

[–]thelittleking 0 points1 point ago

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Oh this is only as old as the internet.

I kid, I kid. Made me laugh (again), OP.

[–]ProfessorMcLurk 0 points1 point ago

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I love when people don't post stuff like this

[–]RawrRevenge 0 points1 point ago

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all of these are fake

[–]Plurralbles 0 points1 point ago

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but... tits! v :(

[–]i_am_stellar 0 points1 point ago

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I love how she put fact before that asinine post, and didn't even bother to google it to see if it was true or not.

She should have just put "FACT- GOD IS AWESOME (yes I'm one of those)"

[–]spacemanspiff30 0 points1 point ago

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liked it the first time i saw it and it will never get old

[–]casualthang 0 points1 point ago

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SUBREDDIT FOR FACEBOOKPWNS! maybe a shitty name, but it definitely needs a subreddit, these are the funniest things!

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I hope she gets hit by a car.

[–]Daniels15 0 points1 point ago

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mad. 8D

[–]FightingPolish 0 points1 point ago

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It's not worth it to spend so much time, effort, and energy to refute morons on Facebook. Even if you completely crush their argument like the example shown they will just reply with a "Fuck off, I know it's true because my preacher/friend/FOX News/dad told me so." At that point you've just wasted a good chunk of time that you can never get back shaking your fist at the internets with no result instead of doing something enjoyable. It's best to just push the delete button instead.

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I like how the kid tried to defend himself by ignoring the facts. NICE

[–]MonacoE92 0 points1 point ago

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As a Christian, people like this make us look bad... We're not all ignorant crazies.

[–]ub-a-dub 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, for their stupidity!!!1111111gold!

[–]itsthematrixdood 0 points1 point ago

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New to me, LOL.