dude check it

when I was a young guy who ate a lot, lived on the 8th floor and climbed walls for fun, I made this and it turned grocery runs into a piece of cake

• head down to your local climbing shop and buy about 20 feet of daisy chain and 2 dozen carabiners, the cheaper the better

• loop the chain around yourself in the shape of a chest harness, fastening with a carabiner or two, from here you can cut off the excess chain if desired

• attach the rest of the biners to the loops in the chain and throw the whole thing in your trunk

now when you have to haul your groceries, simply throw the harness over your head and attach the bags to the biners, you can carry 100 pounds easy this way while still leaving your hands free for large/awkward boxes and your keys, plus you look like a fucking boss when you do it

good luck