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[–]daveyhanks 10 points11 points ago

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He rolled around to make it look like it hurt. And then he realized it actually hurt

[–]PTB252Life 2 points3 points ago

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I think he might have survived

[–]johannthegoatman 4 points5 points ago

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FINISH HIM

[–]fhsd4264 2 points3 points ago

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What game is this? I /so/ want to see what happens after this.

[–]djunta 2 points3 points ago

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[–]krishnagoth 1 point2 points ago

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Unbearable pain? Do a barrel roll!

[–]gmalsparty 1 point2 points ago*

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Wow is he ok? Looks like he got hurt pretty bad!

These guys almost all got back up it would appear. Must not have been hit as hard...

[–]ComfortablySad 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen hundreds of gifs/videos like this. Are you rewarded for faking injury in soccer?

[–]r1s3 1 point2 points ago

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Context from youtube description:

For reasons known only to goalie Deesai, after catching a cross in the second half which saw him collide with Chiangrai's Brazilian forward Edvaldo, the number one turned psycho on his fallen prey. With Edvaldo already on the floor after the coming-together, Deesai unleashed a Thai boxing-esque kick straight into his opponents chest. That left his victim riding around in pain.

The assault was brainless and completely unnecessary, and it put the final nail in Siam's coffin.

Deesai was immediately sent off, a penalty was awarded, and Chiangrai notched their third and final goal.

[–]accipitradea 0 points1 point ago

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LOL @ "For reasons known only to goalie Deesai"

The guy on the ground kicked at Deesai first, he tried to trip him as he was backing up.

[–]fizzygalacticus 1 point2 points ago

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If that were inception, that'd be the worst kick to wake up to.

[–]picalo 1 point2 points ago

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As a Keeper...you never touch me in my box...I will fuck your day.

[–]theCHASE 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LiveByTheGuN 0 points1 point ago

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WOOPSIES!

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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he was never touched in the face and barely touched in the chest

[–]SGG 0 points1 point ago

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We need a photoshop wizard to add in blood squirting out of his neck/head along with pools forming as he rolls around. Sadly, I can't photoshop, and something like this would be too much for r/favours.

[–]scrimmins07 -1 points0 points ago

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haha, he rolled the opposite way he should have.

[–]Kevinator 2 points3 points ago

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He was rolling due to pain not conservation of momentum.

[–]TrollusMaximus 1 point2 points ago

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lawyered physicisted?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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he didn't even really connect with his foot

[–]scrimmins07 -1 points0 points ago

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I was joking.

[–]latusthegoat -1 points0 points ago

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insert douchebag hat onto gif, top line: get kicked in the chest, bottom line: roll around and clutch at face

[–]Antedilluvian -1 points0 points ago

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it's called football

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Falcon Kick!!!