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[–]biochemguy 27 points28 points ago

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[–]team_antioxidant 13 points14 points ago

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[–]chipt4 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fallingtopieces 1 point2 points ago*

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what the hell is this?

http://i.imgur.com/bFjpT.gif

shark pee? shark fart?

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[–]fallingtopieces 0 points1 point ago

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[–]scrash 1 point2 points ago

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omg this is the funniest blog i've seen.

[–]cmdrhlm 0 points1 point ago

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I like this one.

[–]speedyleedy[S] -1 points0 points ago

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haha. That has some funny stuff on it.

[–]rhyspatto -3 points-2 points ago

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Awesome, but deff needs either a video alternative or links to the video sources. Hate gifs!

[–]herecomesthepunch_ 130 points131 points ago

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same thing happens in Korea. but it's not as funny because the water is boiling..

[–]OhManThisIsAwkward 68 points69 points ago

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You ruined all my happy.

[–]herecomesthepunch_ 0 points1 point ago

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..but not your appetite. :3

[–]Ackilles 29 points30 points ago

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Not going to lie, that comment made me laugh more than the original.

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[–]evilmatt535 15 points16 points ago

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Thanks, please provide a list of other unfunny things so I can correct my morals.

[–]Ackilles 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't eat a dog myself, but that doesn't make it not funny.

[–]rav42000 3 points4 points ago

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Got me cracking up

[–]demonsurge 15 points16 points ago

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[–]kevinstonge 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the link.

I'd like to complain about something though. Do they make camcorders that compensate for the fact that the voice of the person holding the camera is always so much louder than the voices and sounds of whatever is actually being filmed? I try not to talk at all when I am filming, and if I have to talk I try to keep it just above a whisper because this bothers me so much.

[–]LeoPanthera 1 point2 points ago

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Decent cameras come with a hot shoe on the top to which you can attach a directional microphone. This helps, but in reality there's only so much you can do when you're inches from the microphone. Either give the subject of your video their own microphone, or shut the hell up.

[–]MagicMurderBean 2 points3 points ago

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Why couldn't OP just link to this? :/

[–]pwincessbuhuhcwuhp 5 points6 points ago

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I can't be watching vids at work bro

[–]speedyleedy[S] 8 points9 points ago

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c'mon man. I don't have an internet index in my head!

[–]cor315 4 points5 points ago

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I'll admit it. I like GIFS!!

[–]gittenlucky 1 point2 points ago

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The 'hover zoom' extension will not play videos, but gifs work just fine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lol poor dog

[–]Psycho_Snail 17 points18 points ago

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Planking doggystyle.

[–]speedyleedy[S] 18 points19 points ago

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mmmmm. Doggystyle.

[–]eppursimouve 8 points9 points ago

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[–]speedyleedy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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that's so bad, it's gold.

[–]moar_noaw 4 points5 points ago

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He can't hold on forever..

[–]Xiphcreature 15 points16 points ago

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Ah but it's a .gif! Therefore he can. :D

[–]PtsbrgSoftwarePirate 11 points12 points ago

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Fear boner

[–]xwreslter 0 points1 point ago

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I get those whenever I step out into public.

[–]nailPuppy 14 points15 points ago

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Why are you bathing a rat?

[–]NonPermissive 4 points5 points ago

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Tickle the bastard's belly.

[–]RenegadeTwister 1 point2 points ago

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I see no way out of this.

[–]FellerFeller 3 points4 points ago

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Wait for the water to evaporate.

[–]Master_Choda 1 point2 points ago

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I could do this all day...

[–]rybones 1 point2 points ago

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Would have been much more funny if it was a pot over a fire Looney Tunes style.

[–]neo912 1 point2 points ago

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I love how the dog starts looking around like "hmm maybe I didn't think this through..."

[–]phongbong 1 point2 points ago

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The little doggy has a boner.

[–]cleverlyannoying 3 points4 points ago

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I started laughing so hard I choked on my own saliva. Not one of my best moments.

[–]Ptchow 0 points1 point ago

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Clever dog....

[–]kungfoojesus 0 points1 point ago

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Fluffly dog in a yellow bucket. Sounds like a sexual move.

[–]hackysack 0 points1 point ago

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Something tells me he didn't escape the bath.

[–]Slammin_Muff 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I was waiting for him to fall in. Then I thought OH SHIT IT'S A GIF.

[–]ollew 0 points1 point ago

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Waiting so long hoping that he was going to fall in

[–]causeiwanna 0 points1 point ago

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You know, half the time I think dogs hate baths because owners use the ice cold hose outside. Would you like that?? Maybe try a nice warm bath inside and a calm atmosphere.

[–]decaf23 0 points1 point ago

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WELL, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??

[–]Scizorz 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or does it look like that dog has a boner :/

[–]giveuptheghost 0 points1 point ago

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That dog is planking.

[–]Hyperion5 0 points1 point ago

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Eventually

[–]paranoideo 0 points1 point ago

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Numa numa guy!

[–]davie18 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe I watched that whole gif in the hope that he'd fall in.

[–]FOODisFORme 0 points1 point ago

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You can see by the look in his face...that is what he was thinking.

[–]ours 0 points1 point ago

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He has that "I can do this all day you know?" look.

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

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so what's your exit strategy there, Fiddo?

[–]semperconstans 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I have to piss with morning wood.

[–]NotWorkingAtWork2011 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Fry's dog?

[–]vicodin313 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot that this was a gif and I kept watching it wondering if he was gonna fall in

[–]JohnnyCashed 0 points1 point ago

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"How the hell do I get out of this one?"

[–]Kolya52b -1 points0 points ago

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[obligatory penis joke]

[–]Ubermensch655321 -1 points0 points ago

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Repost

[–]TheMediumPanda -1 points0 points ago

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You can bring the dog to the wash basin, but you can't make it bathe.

[–]dirtydave71 -1 points0 points ago

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It looks like lady gaga.

[–]srt4b -1 points0 points ago

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I've been watching for 2 hours guys, he still hasn't fell in.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Typical small dog owner: haha, my dog is uncomfortable, it's so funny

[–]chingchong_meow_meow -3 points-2 points ago*

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Isn't this animal abuse then what it is?? You are forcing this dog to bath without its consent. I hope someday someone grabs you and put you in same scenario where below is water and on top you are hanging try to save yourself from drowning.

[–]distlethwaite -3 points-2 points ago

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