The Douche

deckman · 1 year

Everyone is misunderstanding this clip. Lebron actually meant to throw his stuff directly to the assistant.

The only problem was that it was the 4rth quarter and he was nervous and that's why he missed.

21000 · 1 year

Ringless douche.

h00gieboss · 1 year

I know this is probably hazing the ballboy, but it reminds me of watching him play in high school. In one of St. Vincent-St. Mary's championship games, Lebron and teammates were warming up when apparently the other stud on the team (I think his last name was Walker) yelled at an assistant. I remember watching this assistant bring the guy a bottle of Gatorade. Shit you not, the player looked at it, rolled his eyes, and handed it back to the assistant. The assistant, obviously embarassed, removed the cap and handed it back.

Couldnt believe it.

lucky5150 · 1 year

just wondering, is there any context to go with this, or is he just that much of an asshole?

samfreez · 1 year

....and here's your EXTRA creamy coffee, sir.....

dronabinol · 1 year

I like the part where he takes his shirt off. And then takes his shirt off.

treytable · 1 year

total douche

ckeeper · 1 year

Everyone knows you have to throw clothes on the floor or you'll accidentally free your House Elf.

somebodynew3 · 1 year

IAMA request: that ball boy.

deesnuts · 1 year

Ledouche

Bone_Machine · 1 year

The official List of things Lebron James is hated for:

Hyped as bball god: Since high school
Tatoos: "Chosen one" (DEAR GOD, this one is the worst imho), "Witness History" (hasn't won sh1t)
T-Shirt: Check my $tats
Overall attitude: Cocky, egocentric, arrogant, a spoiled brat.
Refers to himself: 3rd person
Best move: Crab dribble (ilegal)
Jump shot: Aesthetic
Flopping: For a living
On court: Dances when winning
Loses: No hand shakes
Important games: Quit
Fault: Never his
Coaches: Bumped
Fotograph sesions: Fake
Elbow: Fake injury
Dunked on: Tape stolen
Promises to cleveland: Broken
Free agency: Classless ditching of cleveland
Decision: 1 hour ESPN special
Competition: Joins them
Press conferences: Rides Wade
Birthday cake: 5 story w/crown
Actually thinks: He's a king
Towel boys: Humiliates them
Overall game: Hasn't evolved
Post moves: None
Tweets: Wrong after wrong
Mock fake coughing: Gets owned
Fans: Thinks they are worthless
Tips: 1,25%
Receeding hairline: Rises/Widens headband
3pt contest: Camera whore
Dunk contest: Backs off
Winning it all: "not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7..."

OlKingCole · 1 year

When this was posted last time I learned that the players do this to break their assistants' balls in a friendly way.

ChickenDelight · 1 year

Around ten years ago, our college cafeteria was used by a NFL team that shall remain nameless* during their summer training. Probably 1/4 of the players would pull petty abusive shit constantly, and none of the kids working their way through college at the cafeteria were getting bonuses or invites to parties.

Cashier: "Uh, sir, I need to scan your ID" [for the free meal you're receiving]

Fine upstanding professional ballplayer: "Put it under my name"

"Um, well, uh, I can enter it manually in the back office but we're busy right now and I'd have to write myself a note and not forget to do it at the end of my shift and its kind of a hassle...."

"So do that already"

Sigh "Okay, can I get your name?"

"Are you fucking playing with me right now?" [Big angry tantrum at the idea that anyone might not watch football, or somehow watch football and yet not have the name and face of a third-string linemen on the then-worst team in the league committed to memory]

[Then a fifty-fifty chance that he'd either intentionally make a huge mess, or repeat that scene the next day, to make sure the cashier learned his name. Or both.]**

*Hint: It rhymes with San Biego Shmargers.

**Aggressive downvoting, huh? Nothing about this is embellished. This exact scene would play out with minor variation a couple of times every year.

BrainTroubles · 1 year

I don't like Lebron at all (as a person he just seems like a cock), but this is far from unusual. You'll see shit like this at any NBA game. I went to a lakers game and saw Odom literally pull the ball boys chair out from under him....twice. It was hilarious, the ball boy just smiled and rolled with it. It's just sports hazing, it happens all the time in every sport.

bigredmoose · 1 year

Wait, then where is Crazy Ira?

gloomdoom · 1 year

But...but...basketball players are so important to society.

Tommygee98 · 1 year

Yeah I always fuck around with my underlings! Today I was polishing glasses and had my assistant next to me, rather than hand them to him in a civilised way I just threw them on the floor. Way to motivate someone.

And yes, I'm sure the assistant has a smile on his face, laughing and joking with the obviously superior 'man', but I can guarantee on the inside he's thinking one thing.

'Fucking Douche'

[deleted] · 1 year

Sure smells like repost in here.

Chicagobruno · 1 year

LeBrick is a dick.

kuroshiro · 1 year

I don't care how many times this has been reposted. I will always upvote it. Ringless douchebag.

checkenginelight · 1 year

This thread has reinforced my belief that the majority of redditors do not understand sports.

Binghammer · 1 year

Not a fan of Lebron, but I think the same could be said for people who leave their trash behind in a movie theater.

howitzer1 · 1 year

What a nobber

Quothefool · 1 year

That's what comes of paying people millions of dollars to move a ball around. Their sense of self-worth gets thrown as far out of proportion as their salaries.

ChicagoMemoria · 1 year

I've been watching too much Parks and Recreation. This was my first thought after reading the title.

DJMutagen · 1 year

My first job was being a Team Attendant for the Portland Trail Blazers... ALL THE TIME! There were a couple dudes who were cool and handed them to you, Scottie Pippen, Arvidas Sabonis and Seung-Jin Ha(when he was around) Oden does as well, he's a nice guy. Although, no one really does it anymore I hear(on the Blazers), my dad is the head athletic trainer(Geoff Clark), he gives them so much shit for it, they stop out of annoyance. xD It is kind of tradition for some of the older players, luck/superstition, but most are douches.

quez4665 · 1 year

Pretty sure this was posted and on the front page before.... I have it saved under my 'Super Secret Online Society' folder.

xi_mezmerize_ix · 1 year

Almost every NBA player does this. It pisses me off everytime I see it, which is multiple times, every game.

thecommentisbelow · 1 year

Alright everyone, this was posted a few months ago and I said it then. But here goes again:

I work in the equipment room at my university so I can relate to the kid. Yeah, perhaps Lebron took it a bit far. But seriously, no one takes an equipment job waiting to get praised by players coaches ect. they are performing a service so that the players can focus on the game. If Lebron doesn't hand you his jersey, tough shit, pick it up. And as you can see, this is an away game, fucking with the other teams equiptment staff is tradition among college football, but I'm not so sure about the NBA. Not trying to be a downer on the "Hate Lebron" train, just trying to give some context.

NewsFlashShilo · 1 year

Isn't this how all of Lebron's shots are?

cooladvicebro · 1 year

Repost, and if I recall correctly, pretty much all of the players fuck with them, it's like part of the job.

[deleted] · 1 year

Am I supposed to know what the fuck I'm looking at?

Menoku · 1 year

I will miss the NBA this year...

Grova · 1 year

Maybe a stupid question but who is that douche?

mtldude1967 · 1 year

I've read some comments that claim that this is hazing, and the assistants are rewarded with gifts at the end of the year for putting up with it. Hazing is fine...when done in private. This is public humiliation...the assistant's family and friends could be seeing this. I have to agree: This guy's a douche.

celticeejit · 1 year

what a cocksmoker

Hydranis · 1 year

Fuck this guy.

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