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[–]deckman 692 points693 points ago

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Everyone is misunderstanding this clip. Lebron actually meant to throw his stuff directly to the assistant.

The only problem was that it was the 4rth quarter and he was nervous and that's why he missed.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

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Next week it's Lebron's Labor Day; everyone gets to leave 12 minutes early.

Why didn't LeBron go to college? He didn't want to turn up for Finals.

[–]MrCinemaXbox 74 points75 points ago*

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Hear about the new LeBron iPhone? It dies even when it says 25% battery left.

[–]Nwsamurai 105 points106 points ago*

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And I heard it doesn't even have a ring.

[–]shindelins 1 point2 points ago

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Theres enough numbers hon the parent comment to make a phone call

[–]21000 1199 points1200 points ago

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Ringless douche.

[–][deleted] 202 points203 points ago

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And.... we have a winner.

[–]wheezyninja 297 points298 points ago

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actually we don't thus he's ringless

[–]Hijack32 36 points37 points ago

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It just makes so much fucking sense.

[–]Squintsisgod 122 points123 points ago

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Kevin Garnett does the same thing, a lot of players do actually (I'm friends with the Celtics ball boy). It's a superstition, the clothes must go on the floor before being touched.

It does look douchey, I certainly wouldn't do it, but it's a superstition for many of the players.

[–]SuperJoan 101 points102 points ago

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If this is a known superstition then why doesn't the dude just wait 'till all the clothes hit wood before he reaches for them? Missed a memo?

[–]wisenheimer 61 points62 points ago

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I follow the same superstition though I leave them on the floor till I run out of clothes and must wash them.

[–]Han_andre 44 points45 points ago

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Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be greeeeaaaat. And uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo.

[–]pineapplesmasher 13 points14 points ago

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The player could just say 'hey let the clothes hit the floor its a basketball thing' not just ignore the guy like he didn't exist.

[–]BUNGL3 213 points214 points ago

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Yeah, it's always been a superstition to disrespect those who make less money than you.

[–]lgodsey 29 points30 points ago

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Apparently, there are areas that commonly overlap.

[–]MrCinemaXbox 44 points45 points ago

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Sure as hell isn't working for LeBron.

[–]overloadofswagger 1 point2 points ago

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Next year, he'll start throwing the stuff to the other side of the court.

[–]AerialAmphibian 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody should tell these players that it's bad luck to be superstitious.

[–]whicker117 15 points16 points ago

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[–]beat_the_heat 27 points28 points ago

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Not a fan of Lebron or the Heat but I understand why NBA superstars behave the way they do..Lebron, Kobe, Jordan all were douches.

It's very similar to Hollywood child stars; from middle school they are labelled stars..Lebron had hundreds of people asking for autographs every single day, had an entourage, never had to lift a finger outside the ball court, was told he's special by everyone, learned he could do no harm and was on the cover of SI at 17 and had ESPN watching his every move...society nurtured him to believe he was better than rest of us so that's who he became..we call him a douche because we can't relate to him but how many of us would be who we are today if placed in similar circumstances as a teenager who hasn't yet learned who we are....all said I still don't like Lebron and hope he stays ringless for possibly setting a bad precedent joining the Heat lol

[–]UrbanDryad 2 points3 points ago

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No matter what forces contributed to him becoming a douche....he still is one. Period. Can I say I wouldn't have become one in that situation? I hope I wouldn't, but I can't be sure. There are examples of celebrities out there that aren't douches, though. So it has been proven to be humanly possible.

[–]frickindeal 4 points5 points ago

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never had to lift a finger outside the ball court

I get your point, but to be fair there is a lot of work off the court that goes into being a top-level athlete in the NBA.

[–]beat_the_heat 2 points3 points ago

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You mean like weights?

[–]kramzag 10 points11 points ago

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The Douchision

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[–]selectrix 38 points39 points ago*

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and for the most part, the ball boys love it.

Could you provide some substantiation for that? I can easily see how that could come to be the justification for the behavior, since the people who don't like it would probably quit before long, but this just seems like one of those "boys will be boys" things that, while by no means good behavior, isn't of enough consequence for someone to have changed the tradition yet.

Are there any teams in the NBA where hazing such as this is discouraged? Are the relations between the players and the support staff any better or worse on those teams?

[–]rsrsrsrs 73 points74 points ago

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Thousands of players over the past 70 years. Millions of minutes of NBA footage yet this is the only time we've ever seen something like this on tape. Show me some proof to back your claim (like another player doing this) and I'll believe you.

[–]CopEatingDonut 10 points11 points ago

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I smell an AMA

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[–]StudleyMumfuzz 4 points5 points ago

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I'm glad he sees stuff naturally - I always have trouble because I see everything artificially.

[–]deckman 7 points8 points ago

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It's been mentioned several times, but this is the opposing team's assistant so it might not apply here.

But to be fair, and I'm pretty sure this applies to all major sports, but being an assistant (a ball boy in NBA or bat boy in MLB etc...) requires some serious connections. I know a lot of the bat boys in baseball are sons of the players or coaches. That kid in this gif is probably the son of one of the coaches or directors. So it's pretty unlikely he'd be such a douche to someone linked to his own organization.

[–]gtarget 20 points21 points ago

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I was a batboy, and the only way I got the job was older fraternity brothers had it, and they had it because of older fraternity brothers, and so on.

And no {bat,ball}boys do not like that shit that Lebron is doing.

[–]hiplesster 2 points3 points ago

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Did you go to ga tech? I know a former bat boy who got his job through fraternity connections and your username hints at tech.

[–]gtarget 1 point2 points ago

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Someone finally made the connection!

Yea, from GT and worked for the Braves

[–]SwearImaChik 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't talked to this guy since high school, but I went to St. Vincent-St. Mary with him in Akron, OH and he was an asshole then, making me think he's probably an asshole now. He was two grades higher, but what interaction I had with him was inexplicably unpleasant, for both parties I think.

[–]h00gieboss 162 points163 points ago

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I know this is probably hazing the ballboy, but it reminds me of watching him play in high school. In one of St. Vincent-St. Mary's championship games, Lebron and teammates were warming up when apparently the other stud on the team (I think his last name was Walker) yelled at an assistant. I remember watching this assistant bring the guy a bottle of Gatorade. Shit you not, the player looked at it, rolled his eyes, and handed it back to the assistant. The assistant, obviously embarassed, removed the cap and handed it back.

Couldnt believe it.

[–]godofallcows 191 points192 points ago

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Well how the hell is he supposed to drink through a solid barrier?

[–]Sir_Beast 202 points203 points ago

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Use the vacuum power of his cocksucking mouth to break through.

[–]andbruno 48 points49 points ago

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Or he could use his hands. Not like any of them are obstructed by any championship rings or anything...

[–]SortaBeta 1 point2 points ago

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Oh how I wish at least one of he mavs gets to read this comment.

[–]lucky5150 152 points153 points ago

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just wondering, is there any context to go with this, or is he just that much of an asshole?

[–]supdogg 189 points190 points ago

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I read in an older post said that at the end of the season they are invited to player parties and get gifts and bonus's for being screwed with all season.

[–]phughes 304 points305 points ago

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Well then, that makes it OK.

I give the waitress 15% so it's OK to be an asshole and make a mess.

[–]maannequin 110 points111 points ago

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Lived in Akron for 5 years, and when people talked about Lebron they always had to mention how he NEVER tips the waiters. Also how he never autographs anything for adults, only kids (and that's if they're lucky).

[–]vousaimezmike 94 points95 points ago

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I served at an Olive Garden a mile or two from his house and can confirm this. He was such a demanding, rude prick that our managers would serve him to make sure we didn't get screwed out of a night's pay. Shaq, on the other hand, would come in and joke around with the entire staff and tip in $100 bills.

[–]SinisterMidget 71 points72 points ago

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I think the main issue here is that NBA players making MILLIONS a year are eating at the goddamn Olive Garden.

[–]vousaimezmike 51 points52 points ago

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I don't get it either... but they definitely come in. Shaq would order a dinner size chicken parm, a dinner size spaghetti and meatballs, two salads, and about eight breadsticks and finish it all.

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[–]SIRjimmypage 28 points29 points ago

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That's what I've heard too - Shaq is a chill dude.

It still doesn't make up for Shaq Fu, though.

[–]MrCinemaXbox 23 points24 points ago

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Or Kazaam.

[–]naymlis 16 points17 points ago

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Kazaam does

[–]OneKindofFolks 9 points10 points ago

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When basketball resumes he will be on TNT's Inside the NBA (with Charles Barkley) this show will win an Emmy.

[–]inappropriatevideo 3 points4 points ago

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I met him this year (I live in Boston). He is as nice as he seems and I think he's the only celebrity I've met who is the same in person as he is in the media.

Here's a couple minutes of footage of him at the party we were at.

[–]tora22 1 point2 points ago

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Money doesn't buy good taste. Just sayin'..

[–]pineapplesmasher 5 points6 points ago

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Superstar basketball stars eat at Olive Garden ? What the fuck ?

[–]clockworm 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I've always liked about Shaq. Many times on Reddit you can find instances where his good nature is revealed. Lebron's an arrogant prick. Period.

[–]Siggy778 130 points131 points ago

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I don't have a problem with athletes not signing autographs for adults. Many adults just get autographs in hopes of selling them. But LeBron is still a douche.

[–]clownparade 26 points27 points ago

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i hate this logic, because its what so many people think. most of the adults who want autographs to resell get kids to go get them then pay them. secondly I'm considered an "adult" at 26 but I want an autograph so i can put it on my wall and keep it to have because i am a big sports fan, and eventually give to my own kids later on

[–]Siggy778 6 points7 points ago

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That's fair. It's okay to have different opinions on something like this. I see where you're coming from, but autographs to me have lost a lot of their luster since I was a kid (I'm 23).

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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The whole concept of keeping another human being's signature on a piece of paper in a picture frame on my wall is really weird when you think about it.

[–]applesandkiwi 17 points18 points ago

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You say that because it's about an athlete. I bet those who upvoted you wouldn't mind if they had Carl Sagan's or Richard Dawkins' autograph.

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[–]p8ball4life 18 points19 points ago

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The people that make a living doing that employ kids...

[–]Nismo350Guy 19 points20 points ago

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I live in the Akron area, and go to U of A, and I have heard the complete opposite. I know for a fact he tipped my friend that works at Luigi's 75 dollars on 90 dollar bill.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not surprised that there would be false negative rumors about him in Cleveland.

[–]maannequin 2 points3 points ago

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I left a month before he transferred to Miami, so the stories I heard were told when he was at his prime with Cleveland.

[–]NemesisofChuckNorris 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe he's not that great at math?

[–]carramrod191 10 points11 points ago

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Dude, Russell Westbrook of the Thunder does the same thing. Every time he comes in we just give him shit service.

[–]supdogg 17 points18 points ago

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I reread my post and verified that i did not say that it was "OK".

[–]Alliwantiskarmayall 2 points3 points ago

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15% is for doing her job. If you want to be an asshole andmake a big mess you probably owe her more like 20%.

[–]reddell 2 points3 points ago

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You also owe him/her respect, which means not being an asshole.

[–]Im_Sarcastic 9 points10 points ago

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If you gave her 15% everyday and then a car after you ate there everyday for a year, there might be some grounds for hazing the waitress.

[–]smpx 2 points3 points ago

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Except they don't. They give them things like coffee mugs. If they gave away a car it would indeed be different.

[–]Zeabos 2 points3 points ago

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Being a waitress is different from being a ballboy on the sidelines of professional basketball games...

[–]wakewolfie 21 points22 points ago

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Both still want to be treated like human beings.

[–]slipperyfist 1 point2 points ago

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they are invited to player parties

I wouldn't want to party with someone that treats me like shit.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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not sure if it helps much, but he's in an away jersey-- so maybe he's just trying to fuck with the home team's ... shirt boy?

Still doesn't make him any less douchey though, lol.

[–]SGT_756 8 points9 points ago

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Just looked at the gif again, you're right the ball boy is from Chicago, you can look at his shirt.

[–]k3n1120 19 points20 points ago

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This person makes a good point. Gifts are for ball boys at home. LBG is just a douche.

[–]blamethebigbang 9 points10 points ago

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LeBron Games?

[–]definitelynotaspy 79 points80 points ago

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It's hazing, basically. The players mess with the ball boys as a right of passage of sorts. They usually give them extravagant gifts at the end of the season to make up for it.

[–]cynnie 15 points16 points ago

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I was a bat boy for a minor league baseball team, i got fucked with constantly and never got anything at the end of the season. But this is a broke ass minor league team with players who make shit that we are talking about.

[–]ewokskick 8 points9 points ago

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But this is a ball boy for the other team. Do you think Lebron bought gifts for every ball boy in the league?

[–]definitelynotaspy 6 points7 points ago

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No, but I'm sure players from his team bought him a lot of nice stuff.

You think Cleveland's ball boys didn't get fucked with? I don't see why it matters what team he's with.

[–]buthead 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe he doesn't want anyone fucking with his ballboy but him.

[–]Endur0 12 points13 points ago

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anyone who deems themselves king is an asshole, they gotta be to live up to that.

[–]deckman 3 points4 points ago

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Haha... I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I remember hearing that he has tattoos of the words "Chosen 1" and "The King" on his back.

[–]prencey 1 point2 points ago

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This is truth. I think he had those before he was even drafted.

[–]SlightlySlizzed 3 points4 points ago

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i'll take a car, to pick up clothes off the ground and to travel all over the country? psh, give me that fucking job.

[–]samfreez 206 points207 points ago

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....and here's your EXTRA creamy coffee, sir.....

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 29 points30 points ago

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To be honest I don't think it will mix with coffee that well. Can anyone confirm that?

[–]proxpi 21 points22 points ago

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I would guess that if the coffee was hot enough, the protein would denature and turn kind of stringy, kind of like an egg in soup...

[–]justarunner 10 points11 points ago

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this is what happens from what I understand.

[–]TheColonel 1 point2 points ago

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this is what happens from what I understand, you know, that one time I actually did it.

FTFY

[–]skaterape 7 points8 points ago

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Kind of like blowing it in the shower and then you have to take longer than it took to jizz to get that shit off your hands?

[–]soldierboi 5 points6 points ago

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Protip: Rinse off with cold/cool water.

[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points ago

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This is gonna save me sooo much time.

[–]samfreez 35 points36 points ago

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God I hope not... ಠ_ಠ

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 17 points18 points ago

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for science?

[–]upstreamsalmon 20 points21 points ago

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I can. I was young and stupid. Drinking was involved. Challenges were made and accepted. It was basically heavy creamer.

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 19 points20 points ago

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Did you just admit to drinking semen in coffee? What?

[–]upstreamsalmon 9 points10 points ago

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Unknowingly. I was told it was Coffee Mate's new extra thick creamer: now with more sodium!

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 8 points9 points ago

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Are you a ... guy?

[–]upstreamsalmon 27 points28 points ago

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i was

[–]Munz0 15 points16 points ago

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Was? ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_give_insults 8 points9 points ago

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I enjoy it a lot if there is sugar involved and it also saves me from having to buy milk.

[–]lubos 36 points37 points ago

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that's it. GOOD NIGHT INTERNET

[–]squirtbottle 1 point2 points ago

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Couldn't agree more, and it's 2:30pm here. Lol

[–]al0newestand 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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...Are we talking about the same stuff, here?

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[–]TripleFive 4 points5 points ago

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Word. Anyone whose cranked one off in the shower could tell you this.

[–]stardonis 1 point2 points ago

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Can't scroll past this discussion fast enough!

[–]upstreamsalmon 1 point2 points ago

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NO! you will come back and read my slimy tails!

[–]stardonis 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, ok. I think I figured out a way for me to be less effected by your claim. Are you a guy or girl? I mean that in the least flirty of ways.

[–]upstreamsalmon 1 point2 points ago

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it all looks the same on the internet, baby ;)

[–]stardonis 1 point2 points ago

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Hey you are right, I hadn't thought about it like that. Also, after thinking about those implications.. this.

[–]grex88 5 points6 points ago

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Since coffee is made up of water, it would turn into satan's silly string.

[–]ShavedOrange 4 points5 points ago

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I'd assume you would know this by now. And I say that based purely on your username. :)

[–]tora22 1 point2 points ago

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Can anyone confirm that?

Don't make us do your dirty work. You google "coffee cum"

[–]dronabinol 126 points127 points ago

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I like the part where he takes his shirt off. And then takes his shirt off.

[–]shawnzie 65 points66 points ago

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Matthew McConaughey is taking notes.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 4 points5 points ago

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[–]derision 43 points44 points ago

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And then he takes off his shirt.

[–]redundantPOINT 4 points5 points ago

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That shit is SOOOOOO redundant.

[–]cantCme 72 points73 points ago

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That shirt is SOOOOOO redundant.

FTFY

[–]treytable 258 points259 points ago

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total douche

[–]jorellh 40 points41 points ago

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3/4 douche

[–]jorellh 109 points110 points ago

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you see you never get a 4th quarter out of him.

[–]davvblack 66 points67 points ago

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More like 3/5, am I right?

[–]TripleFive 19 points20 points ago

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American history joke. <me likes>

[–]davvblack 7 points8 points ago

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Also relevant to your username...

[–]Jilt_Soda 11 points12 points ago

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That is so hilariously racist it took a second for me to process.

[–]bl4ckduck 49 points50 points ago

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isn't that sexist? let's call him "the cumsock"

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points ago

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no. lets not.

[–]ckeeper 7 points8 points ago

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Everyone knows you have to throw clothes on the floor or you'll accidentally free your House Elf.

[–]somebodynew3 14 points15 points ago

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IAMA request: that ball boy.

[–]deesnuts 47 points48 points ago

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Ledouche

[–]overcat 28 points29 points ago

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Now I don't speak French, but I think that might actually mean 'the shower'.

[–]amsteridam 7 points8 points ago

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you sir, are correct

[–]DickHairsDeluxe 21 points22 points ago

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La* Douche

[–]asthepenguinflies 11 points12 points ago

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This guy has deluxe dick hair, so he must be french. We ought to listen to him.

[–]Ringodadingo 1 point2 points ago

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Why would i wan't to know the sex of a shower? I want to wash in it. not fuck it...

[–]Bone_Machine 23 points24 points ago

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The official List of things Lebron James is hated for:

  • Hyped as bball god: Since high school
  • Tatoos: "Chosen one" (DEAR GOD, this one is the worst imho), "Witness History" (hasn't won sh1t)
  • T-Shirt: Check my $tats
  • Overall attitude: Cocky, egocentric, arrogant, a spoiled brat.
  • Refers to himself: 3rd person
  • Best move: Crab dribble (ilegal)
  • Jump shot: Aesthetic
  • Flopping: For a living
  • On court: Dances when winning
  • Loses: No hand shakes
  • Important games: Quit
  • Fault: Never his
  • Coaches: Bumped
  • Fotograph sesions: Fake
  • Elbow: Fake injury
  • Dunked on: Tape stolen
  • Promises to cleveland: Broken
  • Free agency: Classless ditching of cleveland
  • Decision: 1 hour ESPN special
  • Competition: Joins them
  • Press conferences: Rides Wade
  • Birthday cake: 5 story w/crown
  • Actually thinks: He's a king
  • Towel boys: Humiliates them
  • Overall game: Hasn't evolved
  • Post moves: None
  • Tweets: Wrong after wrong
  • Mock fake coughing: Gets owned
  • Fans: Thinks they are worthless
  • Tips: 1,25%
  • Receeding hairline: Rises/Widens headband
  • 3pt contest: Camera whore
  • Dunk contest: Backs off
  • Winning it all: "not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7..."

[–]OlKingCole 37 points38 points ago

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When this was posted last time I learned that the players do this to break their assistants' balls in a friendly way.

[–]DukeEsquire 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah that will totally teach that ball boy a lesson!

[–]Dmitrius22 11 points12 points ago

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Do you think that the assistants see it that way?

[–]toofrat 14 points15 points ago

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does it matter? Like isn't that the point?

[–]Nwsamurai 4 points5 points ago

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I'll never understand that mentality.

"Well, we could respect you as an equal and tell you we appreciate the job you do... but instead we will treat you like garbage; that way in the future, you can treat the people below you like garbage."

[–]PhilxBefore 6 points7 points ago

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Same thing for the military and frats.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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If it is done to all of the assistants? Yes.

[–]truthie 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]ChickenDelight 105 points106 points ago*

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Around ten years ago, our college cafeteria was used by a NFL team that shall remain nameless* during their summer training. Probably 1/4 of the players would pull petty abusive shit constantly, and none of the kids working their way through college at the cafeteria were getting bonuses or invites to parties.

Cashier: "Uh, sir, I need to scan your ID" [for the free meal you're receiving]

Fine upstanding professional ballplayer: "Put it under my name"

"Um, well, uh, I can enter it manually in the back office but we're busy right now and I'd have to write myself a note and not forget to do it at the end of my shift and its kind of a hassle...."

"So do that already"

Sigh "Okay, can I get your name?"

"Are you fucking playing with me right now?" [Big angry tantrum at the idea that anyone might not watch football, or somehow watch football and yet not have the name and face of a third-string linemen on the then-worst team in the league committed to memory]

[Then a fifty-fifty chance that he'd either intentionally make a huge mess, or repeat that scene the next day, to make sure the cashier learned his name. Or both.]**

*Hint: It rhymes with San Biego Shmargers.

**Aggressive downvoting, huh? Nothing about this is embellished. This exact scene would play out with minor variation a couple of times every year.

[–]electricfistula 14 points15 points ago

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What kind of cashier says "well, uh, I can enter it manually in the back office but we're busy right now and I'd have to write myself a note and not forget to do it at the end of my shift and its kind of a hassle"? That is just so stupid - it is like asking to do extra work. In my experience people would just say "Nope, it is impossible - scan your ID".

[–]ChickenDelight 4 points5 points ago*

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And then...? Snatch the tray of food from a 270 pound professional athlete?

People did, on occasion, legitimately forget their cards, and we would always handle it without complaining. The issue was the people that didn't care, or were doing intentionally (which was usually the case), and just knew there were always going to be zero repercussions for fucking with wage-slaves.

[–]Nwsamurai 1 point2 points ago

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You don't accomplish much by telling a customer "nope".

The cashier was probably looking for the best solution, and may have been nervous around all the giant, obnoxious football players.

[–]HyruleanHero1988 22 points23 points ago

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You only have 3 downvotes brah. Calm down. It doesn't suite you to complain about such a small amount of downvotes. You'll learn in time that there is apparently a small minority of assholes here that will downvote you for reasons you will never understand. I upvoted you, by the way.

[–]Nwsamurai 1 point2 points ago

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There is something very pathetic about a man yelling at someone for not knowing who they are.

Especially because it's only small people who do it, people with shitty reality shows or people of minor importance on s sports team.

I bet if Tom Hanks was confronted with someone who had never seen one of his movies, he wouldn't be offended.

[–]LyssaPearl 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant story: I used to work at an auto parts store in Northern Cali, and an actor who lives in the area would come in pretty regularly. First time I helped him at the register, I asked for his id to go with his credit card (standard procedure...) and my older female coworker freaked out on me because I didn't know who he was. Important to note that he was from a tv show that aired before I was born, and I'd never heard of him. He was totally cool about the whole thing.

[–]Nwsamurai 1 point2 points ago

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Actor sounds like a cool person, do you remember who it was?

[–]LyssaPearl 1 point2 points ago

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It was Perry King. He was in Riptide and Slaughterhouse-Five, to name a few. He's got quite a bit of property in my hometown, and also horses and some awesome cars.

[–]BrainTroubles 16 points17 points ago

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I don't like Lebron at all (as a person he just seems like a cock), but this is far from unusual. You'll see shit like this at any NBA game. I went to a lakers game and saw Odom literally pull the ball boys chair out from under him....twice. It was hilarious, the ball boy just smiled and rolled with it. It's just sports hazing, it happens all the time in every sport.

[–]dinofan01 1 point2 points ago

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Not Lebron so no one cares. People just want to hate the guy.

[–]bigredmoose 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, then where is Crazy Ira?

[–]gloomdoom 13 points14 points ago

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But...but...basketball players are so important to society.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Supply and Demand. Society seems to think they're pretty important.

[–]Tommygee98 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah I always fuck around with my underlings! Today I was polishing glasses and had my assistant next to me, rather than hand them to him in a civilised way I just threw them on the floor. Way to motivate someone.

And yes, I'm sure the assistant has a smile on his face, laughing and joking with the obviously superior 'man', but I can guarantee on the inside he's thinking one thing.

'Fucking Douche'

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Sure smells like repost in here.

[–]Chicagobruno 4 points5 points ago

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LeBrick is a dick.

[–]kuroshiro 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care how many times this has been reposted. I will always upvote it. Ringless douchebag.

[–]checkenginelight 28 points29 points ago

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This thread has reinforced my belief that the majority of redditors do not understand sports.

[–]darwins_bitch 9 points10 points ago

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This thread has reinforced my belief that I do not understand sports.

[–]Nwsamurai 21 points22 points ago

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I think redditors have a hard time understanding outdated macho bullshit like hazing.

We should all be mature enough to know that there is nothing "fun" about making another human feel like garbage.

[–]steady-drip 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! I was thinking this very thing right before I read your comment!

[–]TimMitchell 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly. Hazing comes with the gig, the assistants know about it going in and enjoy it; it's just playful ribbing.

[–]Binghammer 6 points7 points ago

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Not a fan of Lebron, but I think the same could be said for people who leave their trash behind in a movie theater.

[–]howitzer1 11 points12 points ago

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What a nobber

[–]Skitrel 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote for making me wonder what reddit would look like if it were populated by mostly British.

[–]Quothefool 9 points10 points ago

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That's what comes of paying people millions of dollars to move a ball around. Their sense of self-worth gets thrown as far out of proportion as their salaries.

[–]ChicagoMemoria 1 point2 points ago

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I've been watching too much Parks and Recreation. This was my first thought after reading the title.

[–]DJMutagen 1 point2 points ago

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My first job was being a Team Attendant for the Portland Trail Blazers... ALL THE TIME! There were a couple dudes who were cool and handed them to you, Scottie Pippen, Arvidas Sabonis and Seung-Jin Ha(when he was around) Oden does as well, he's a nice guy. Although, no one really does it anymore I hear(on the Blazers), my dad is the head athletic trainer(Geoff Clark), he gives them so much shit for it, they stop out of annoyance. xD It is kind of tradition for some of the older players, luck/superstition, but most are douches.

[–]quez4665 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure this was posted and on the front page before.... I have it saved under my 'Super Secret Online Society' folder.

[–]xi_mezmerize_ix 1 point2 points ago

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Almost every NBA player does this. It pisses me off everytime I see it, which is multiple times, every game.

[–]thecommentisbelow 1 point2 points ago

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Alright everyone, this was posted a few months ago and I said it then. But here goes again:

I work in the equipment room at my university so I can relate to the kid. Yeah, perhaps Lebron took it a bit far. But seriously, no one takes an equipment job waiting to get praised by players coaches ect. they are performing a service so that the players can focus on the game. If Lebron doesn't hand you his jersey, tough shit, pick it up. And as you can see, this is an away game, fucking with the other teams equiptment staff is tradition among college football, but I'm not so sure about the NBA. Not trying to be a downer on the "Hate Lebron" train, just trying to give some context.

[–]NewsFlashShilo 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this how all of Lebron's shots are?

[–]cooladvicebro 31 points32 points ago

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Repost, and if I recall correctly, pretty much all of the players fuck with them, it's like part of the job.

[–]WorksForMe 115 points116 points ago

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that makes it ok?

[–]truthie 16 points17 points ago

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Yes.

[–]nikolai_jizm 8 points9 points ago

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I think you're right, it's like a hazing ritual of sorts.

[–]WarPhalange 66 points67 points ago

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And hazing is for douchebags. I see no problems here.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Am I supposed to know what the fuck I'm looking at?

[–]Menoku 3 points4 points ago

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I will miss the NBA this year...

[–]sonicmerlin 1 point2 points ago

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Well unlike the NFLPA the NBAPA actually cares about all its players, not just the wealthiest quarterbacks and highest paid players. The NFLPA was completely unwilling to go on strike to fight for its players' rights, and gave up revenue while still forcing non-guaranteed contracts on their players for hardly any concessions at all.

[–]Grova 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe a stupid question but who is that douche?

[–]bowoflong 4 points5 points ago

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LeBron James - current basketball player on the Miami Heat.

[–]Tyrus31 5 points6 points ago

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LeBron? No I don't think I know him. Doesn't have a ring to it.

[–]mtldude1967 2 points3 points ago

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I've read some comments that claim that this is hazing, and the assistants are rewarded with gifts at the end of the year for putting up with it. Hazing is fine...when done in private. This is public humiliation...the assistant's family and friends could be seeing this. I have to agree: This guy's a douche.

[–]celticeejit 4 points5 points ago

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what a cocksmoker

[–]Hydranis 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck this guy.