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[–]ip_g_chodder 514 points515 points ago

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[–]DodongoDislikesSmoke 128 points129 points ago

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Nuclear downvote launch detected.

[–]Lunatic721 6 points7 points ago*

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People don't read comments! Silly you!

[–]spiraldroid 5 points6 points ago

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cloaks

Trollolololololol Operative, right?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect. As seen here.

[–]Donkey_ho_TEY 56 points57 points ago

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lmao, busted, asshole.

[–]QuintonFlynn 22 points23 points ago

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lmbao.

[–]puredoubt 1 point2 points ago

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i see what you did there.

[–]gamer999962 9 points10 points ago

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I knew i had seen this before

[–]IvanMawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, way to ruin it. I was about to post "And you haven't stapled condoms to all of the signs yet because...?"

[–]slid3r 0 points1 point ago

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Bad form.

[–]growlingbear 218 points219 points ago

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Condomon would be a digimon, not a pokemon.

[–]Fhajad 108 points109 points ago

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DIGIMON, DIGITAL HERPES, DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS BANG BANG

[–]pheel23 13 points14 points ago

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Mock it up. I might be able to get it made.

[–]SonicSam 12 points13 points ago

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I would love to be the voice actor for the main character who is sexually confused and is willing to experiment.

[–]Bobius 19 points20 points ago

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I like to play a game called "Guess the top comment" when I browse reddit. I'm very upset this was only the number 2 comment as it cost me a point :(

[–]gospelwut 7 points8 points ago

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You know how the game works. Take off the finger nail.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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and then i call next, unzip

[–]TheJosh 4 points5 points ago

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Type of people who worry about this sort of thing don't need to worry about the message the poster is trying to convey - they won't ever need to :P.

[–]Jahonay 0 points1 point ago

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Usually pokemon names are very witty like how squirtle is a mix of a squirrel and a turtle. So a condom would be called something like, prevenmistake. (couldn't come up with a better joke)

[–]Beefington 1 point2 points ago

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Loveglove evolved into Ribdo!

Edit: Ribdo used Spermicidal Lubricant! It's super effective!

[–]Jahonay 0 points1 point ago

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LOL

[–]i_am_a_turtle 1 point2 points ago

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Squirtle is a mix of squirt and turtle.

[–]roxm 0 points1 point ago

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What's the rationale behind this? I've never played either Pokemon or Digimon.

[–]growlingbear 13 points14 points ago

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Digimon all end with -mon. I can't think of a single Pokemon that does.

[–]Alaphant 4 points5 points ago

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I can't think of a single Pokemon that does.

Agumon.

[–]andybodies 9 points10 points ago

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Tell me you're joking.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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That's a Digimon, not a pokemon. No pokemon end in -mon. But plenty end in -on.

[–]Alaphant 5 points6 points ago

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No no, I'm certain agumon is a pokemon.

[–]codeki -1 points0 points ago

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wooooosh

[–]roxm 0 points1 point ago

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(thank you)

[–]y0urfuture 0 points1 point ago

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The only one that does is the Japanese name for Ditto -Metamon

[–]ltkillroy 351 points352 points ago

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If there is one demographic that really needs to reminded to use a condom, it is the people that are still into Pokemon.

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[–]Glitchsbrew 1 point2 points ago

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that demographic is legendary.

[–]Damasticator 1 point2 points ago

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Oh shit I read that poster as albino students association.

[–]necromundus 4 points5 points ago

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"Brought to you by the Aboriginal Student Association".

Yah... don't think aboriginals are really all that into pokemon

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Why not?

[–]alphtrion -5 points-4 points ago

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what? aboriginals are into pop-culture? I thought it was all about face paint, tribal dances, funny rituals and genocide!

[–]DMNWHT 10 points11 points ago

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thats only them hipster aboriginals

[–]STUN_Runner 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I'm into face paint, tribal dances, funny rituals and genocide. You've probably never heard of them.

[–]Jenjena 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know if you can really be called 'into' genocide when it's being perpetrated against you.

[–]Shannaniganns 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, I prefer single, maybe double homicide. Genocide is way too mainstream.

[–]Prius 5 points6 points ago

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High school students?

[–]Airazz 9 points10 points ago

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High school students who are into pokemon.

[–]PumpValve 20 points21 points ago

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Aboriginal high school students who have sex and are into pokemon.

So... nobody then.

[–]Airazz 11 points12 points ago

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I don't think this is aimed at aboriginal students only. It's more likely that this is by aboriginal students, to all other students who like Pokemon.

[–]PumpValve 8 points9 points ago

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It's more fun my way.

[–]catvllvs 0 points1 point ago

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You need to talk to truck drivers who go through Alice Springs.

[–]Shadoblak 0 points1 point ago

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Shit I knew there was something I forgot...

[–]Jahonay 0 points1 point ago

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I have a friend who's very big and has sex with a gorgeous women because of pokemon. I'm not lying, this happened in college. There is no such thing as logic anymore.

[–]olafurw 36 points37 points ago

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Is it stapled on?

[–]CookieJarvis 12 points13 points ago

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Back in the day, i visited a friend at her college, and they had one of these cork board use condoms type things, with an assload of condoms stapled to it. I'm honestly not sure if it was supposed to be a joke, but a few had been taken.

[–]Aszuul -3 points-2 points ago

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as long as they don't staple through the condoms...

[–]Teekoo 37 points38 points ago

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That's the joke.

[–]KinRiso 11 points12 points ago

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They typically do, to discourage people from taking them.

Granted, then only stupid people take them, which doesn't really solve any problems.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Seems like they could probably cover their asses, and hopefully others' asses as well, if they put a disclaimer saying "WARNING: CONDOMS ON BOARD INEFFECTIVE DUE TO HOLES".

[–]KinRiso 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen a few boards around my campus with condoms on them that do this, and we (I'm part of a group on campus that promotes safe sex) often use tape for whatever condom decorations we make, mostly for that reason.

[–]dmrnj 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think you'd want to use a condom with a wrapper that was stapled through. If it was sitting around for a while the latex could become brittle, especially if it were subject to temperature changes. They're so inexpensive and misuse is so expensive, just get a new one.

[–]Aszuul 2 points3 points ago

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that's a very good point. We should start a campaign to stop mistreatment of condoms by schools.

[–]OttoBismarck 28 points29 points ago

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Last weekend this one girl made me squirtle; now it burns like charmander when I Pikachu.

[–]Chondriac 6 points7 points ago

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This morning i noticed this weird green bulbasaur on the tip of my cubone.

[–]tjblue 20 points21 points ago

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At least they are trying. Don't they get some points for effort?

[–]2t0ne 27 points28 points ago

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[–]PumpValve 15 points16 points ago

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I've seen that before so it's not aboriginal.

[–]Korpse 19 points20 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE WRAP!

[–]big-o-notation 20 points21 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE HARDEN!

[–]KinRiso 18 points19 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE POUND!

[–]Dr_fish 15 points16 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE SPLASH ATTACK!

[–]Bladez 7 points8 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE REST!

[–]codeki 7 points8 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE DOUBLE TEAM!

[–]Chondriac -1 points0 points ago

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I hope that was never an actual attack.

[–]NastyBigPointyTeeth 1 point2 points ago

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It was. The pokemon that used it fell asleep and recovered health.

[–]Chondriac 0 points1 point ago

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Then had coffee and walked hungover back to it's dorm?

[–]Korpse 9 points10 points ago

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IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[–]Tav- 7 points8 points ago

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NOW CONDOMON, FINISH THEM OFF AND USE DRAGON RAGE!

[–]venominator 7 points8 points ago

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CONDOMON, USE PROTECT!

[–]vaginaface 16 points17 points ago

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That's already been put up all around the internet

[–]bunnyfarts 6 points7 points ago

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[–]I_give_insults 0 points1 point ago

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I really like Pokemon.

[–]DeadZeppelin 3 points4 points ago

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Nintendo plan to begin air-dropping lawyers within the hour.

[–]profnutbutter 2 points3 points ago

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You're a liar. Thanks for the repost.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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...aboriginal students association? what the fuck?

[–]owl_man 42 points43 points ago

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Australia.

[–]lucidlurch 54 points55 points ago

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Or Canada

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Or Eurasia.

[–]Avalon143 22 points23 points ago

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Yes, Myasia.

[–]skyskr4per 6 points7 points ago

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No no, Eurasia.

[–]Avalon143 9 points10 points ago

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Like I said, myasia.

[–]TheLoveKraken 0 points1 point ago

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They're the guys that sang A Little Respect, right?

[–]lordsandwich 8 points9 points ago

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Or Eastasia.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's Oceania

[–]BroadStreetElite 2 points3 points ago

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who we have always been at war with, Eurasia is our ally.

[–]dudleymooresbooze 32 points33 points ago

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It's Aboriginal student's association. Singular. As in one dude who is really into Pokemon and apparently thinks that putting up reminders all over campus will help him remember to use protection in his many one-night stands with other Pokemon enthusiasists.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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More likely they, as students, suck at apostrophe usage.

[–]I_give_insults 5 points6 points ago

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Good Golly, is that what the world has come to?

[–]Sylraen -1 points0 points ago

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You suck at insults.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That is the student version of the Australia version of the NAACP, i imagine.

[–]Repentia -5 points-4 points ago

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Could be a typo on "unoriginal".

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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I'll allow this.

[–]doublestep 16 points17 points ago

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This is like two years old, nice try though

[–]MrBurton801 11 points12 points ago

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did anyone else notice it says ''STI'' I didn't know i needed a condom in a Subaru

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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STI actually makes more sense to me than STD. Infection seems like a better fit than disease.

[–]MrBurton801 3 points4 points ago

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ahhh gotcha

[–]3825 2 points3 points ago

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you got STI?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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In Australia, they're known as STIs. No one says STD

[–]TheLoveKraken 1 point2 points ago

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When I was at school in the UK we were told to say STI and I now use both interchangably.

[–]Annon201 1 point2 points ago

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This has only been a recent trend - I remember it being called STDs in late primary school, and by late high school it was STIs, that all happened in the less then the last decade. But, I do agree, it is a more sensible term; Disease generally implies that there is no cure and doesn't acknowledge the fact that it is caused a viral, bacterial or fungal infection that theoretically can be cured.

[–]KinRiso 4 points5 points ago

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Sexually transmitted Infection, it's technically the proper term, but no one uses it.

[–]falkortheluckdragon 4 points5 points ago

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You'll never look at Subaru's the same. STI is definitely a better term than STD.

[–]MrBurton801 3 points4 points ago

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yes i am glad i own a evo 8

[–]Plazm 2 points3 points ago

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Just another day at Wallabonga High

[–]johnsteed 4 points5 points ago

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surprisingly good design!

[–]wheatfields 3 points4 points ago

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Are they trying to say Misty was a dirty whore?

[–]BucketBot420 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, she was.

[–]CJ_Guns 4 points5 points ago

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At least, we all wanted her to be.

Those suspenders? My god.

[–]Poop_Tickler 1 point2 points ago

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I went to a catholic high school and what is this?

[–]atypicalreddituser 5 points6 points ago

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Satan

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"They" as in "you"?

[–]Ub3rpwnag3 1 point2 points ago

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You mean they don't teach abstinence only sex ed in your school? This is madness!

[–]The_Longer 1 point2 points ago

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When did THEY change STD to STI?

[–]Crioca 1 point2 points ago

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Australia or Canada?

[–]mcreeves 1 point2 points ago

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Upherbutt! I choose you!

[–]kaptinkracker 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this along time ago so I highly doubt it actually your school.

[–]TheScrantonStrangler 1 point2 points ago

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Diglet always reminded me of a penis.

[–]homesnatch 7 points8 points ago

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Wrong target audience. The ones that relate to Pokemon are not the ones getting laid.

[–]bwillb 7 points8 points ago

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Ravers, man. Pokemon, Ecstasy, and orgies.

[–]KinRiso 3 points4 points ago

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Furries.

[–]nashife 3 points4 points ago

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I don't care how cheesy/silly the campaign is. Count yourself lucky that your school doesn't just do abstinence-only education. :)

[–]Tenshik 6 points7 points ago

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HEY GUYS, LET'S REPOST A LITTLE HARDER Seriously they need to make a rule not to fuckin post anything unless you fuckin took the picture yourself.

[–]Freedom470 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, they should just make it so that no one could post anything, ever. I'm sure you'd be happy then.

[–]Tenshik 0 points1 point ago

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No, just the people that go around frequenting memebase that see a funny picture and think WOWO reddit will love this. As if reddit hadn't already seen the image, 2 years ago.

[–]ducttapetricorn 0 points1 point ago

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Interestingly they chose Ash's design from Hoenn.

[–]webertiger 0 points1 point ago

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I guessing you're not in elementary school.

[–]fedex_1 0 points1 point ago

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No 'apostrophe's' with plurals. Is it that hard to follow D:?

[–]Raeko 0 points1 point ago

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These are posted around my college too!

[–]werdest 0 points1 point ago

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You must be in Canada

[–]tg_wl 0 points1 point ago

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I've been doing it wrong all this time?

[–]Nasicom 0 points1 point ago

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How useful is a condo-pokemon anyway. What is that like a building type?

[–]mitchij2004 0 points1 point ago

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Just how many Abordigineese do you have going to your school anyways?

[–]Veritas7 0 points1 point ago

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They are correct. STI's are not like Pokemon they are so much faster.

[–]cloud9_hi 0 points1 point ago

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Sti's are dope. I actually prefer my std's come with a turbo!

[–]NoRefund5 0 points1 point ago

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I personally like how they made no attempt to make it look like a pokemon. Its like they just copy and pasted a picture from the trojan website.

[–]willywanka86 0 points1 point ago

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STI's and Aboriginals. Definitely not from my neck of the woods.

[–]Airforceabs 0 points1 point ago

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So a little kid that throws balls around with animals inside them is trying to promote safe sex? Not only that, he works for the Aboriginals?

[–]quips 0 points1 point ago

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I love how this what brought to me by the Aboriginal Student Association!

[–]Makelevi 0 points1 point ago

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Pictured: Repost IRL.

[–]Jace_09 0 points1 point ago

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Subaru WRX's aren't good to have????

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

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Nintendo has announce a lawsuit against a University...

[–]Idontlikecock 0 points1 point ago

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So either you reposted this from multiple accounts, or you just reposted it and claimed it to be from your school.

[–]OnTheEveOfWar 0 points1 point ago

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Get off my lawn!!

[–]consequencegamer 0 points1 point ago

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challenge accepted.

[–]MrSmiley159 0 points1 point ago

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Someone working for your school has a sense of humor.

[–]loraka 0 points1 point ago

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Is your school 4chan? Cuz that picture has been there for years, exact same wall and everything. Some damn people man...

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

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But all the cool guys have STD's

[–]TheLoveKraken 0 points1 point ago

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In Jamaica this is a housing agreement.

[–]best30seconds 0 points1 point ago

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Genius!

[–]babiesloveboobies 0 points1 point ago

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Don't give them ideas now, kids fucking love the Pokemon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta Condom-on! You teach me and I'll teach you! CONDOM ON!!!

[–]mckelroy88 0 points1 point ago

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At my school they are posting bumper stickers that say

"Just Use It" and in the background is an elongated condom. i guess its some sort of play on the Nike logo.

[–]GenerationKILL 0 points1 point ago

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If you're still playing Pokemons and trying to get laid. Good luck with that, nevermind protection, you've got bigger problems on your hands.

[–]talitus 0 points1 point ago

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Condom on? Or Condo mon(ster)

[–]wudaddy 0 points1 point ago

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lol that's hilarious and awesome at the same time. I wonder if the people who runs the ad campaign are laughing hysterically that it was actually used.

[–]rpecaut 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta catch 'em all?

[–]MaxPlanck 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a tingling feeling in my lawsuit gland

[–]wizfez 0 points1 point ago

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STI is what we call them in Australia, for some reason.

[–]boredandworking 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone knows that digimon had names that ended in mon... not Pokemon.

How often people get this wrong depresses me.

-_-

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[–]MrSmiley159 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge accepted. Challenge defeated.

[–]Thingtwos -4 points-3 points ago

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WTF is an STI?

[–]MessageAnxiety 20 points21 points ago

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Infection?

[–]terrible_name 3 points4 points ago

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Infection sounds worst than a disease... But only with STD can you catch sexually transmitted alcoholism

[–]dino340 2 points3 points ago

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Bringing whiskey dick to a while other level

[–]LOLSTRALIA 1 point2 points ago

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That and STD is the old school term for a long distance telephone call. Telling someone you just made an STD call could be quite uncomfortable in certain situations.

[–]terrible_name 0 points1 point ago

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"I just got an STD from my Grandma"... Ya, I see what you mean

[–]Parasthesia 0 points1 point ago

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or perhaps infestation, as well, with little critters in mind.

[–]adinifinitum 14 points15 points ago

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Sexually transmitted infection. It's more encompassing to say 'infection' than 'disease', since a disease is, essentially, an infection that causes symptoms.

Public health officials originally introduced the term ''sexually transmitted infection'', which clinicians are increasingly using alongside the term ''sexually transmitted disease'' in order to distinguish it from the former. According to the Ethiopian Aids Resource Center FAQ, "Sometimes the terms STI and STD are used interchangeably. This can be confusing and not always accurate, so it helps first to understand the difference between infection and disease. Infection simply means that a germ—virus, bacteria, or parasite—that can cause disease or sickness is present inside a person’s body. An infected person does not necessarily have any symptoms or signs that the virus or bacteria is actually hurting his or her body; they do not necessarily feel sick. A disease means that the infection is actually causing the infected person to feel sick, or to notice something is wrong. For this reason, the term STI—which refers to infection with any germ that can cause an STD, even if the infected person has no symptoms—is a much broader term than STD." The distinction being made, however, is closer to that between a colonization and an infection, rather than between an infection and a disease.

Source

TL;DR: All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

[–]Senious 0 points1 point ago

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Then you have language which doesn't always follow the rules and just does its own thing. People refer to engines all the time as motors, its wrong because if it is burning fuel its definitely not a motor. However, people usually don't bother to correct people on this because they know what the fuck they are talking about and trying to correct them would serve no purpose other than to please their own egos. There is no need for a new term. STD is sufficient and everyone knows what it means.

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Sexually Transmitted Isease

[–]stumpyraccoon 7 points8 points ago

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Sexually transmitted infection, it's far preferred these days over STD. Disease sounds like an incurable life-long infliction whereas Infection more accurately describes most of the bad-but-treatable ones out there.

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[–]djexploit 0 points1 point ago

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Fast ones!

[–]Thingtwos 0 points1 point ago

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LOL. Those cars are so badass.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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Sexually Transmitted Infection. The improved version of "STD" that never seemed to catch on.

[–]tuner_racer 0 points1 point ago

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