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[–]pl885 28 points29 points ago

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Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I had my picture taken while struggling for air.

[–]TerryFunk337 13 points14 points ago

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Ever since the VH1 checks stopped coming Flavor Flav had to find a new way to pay child support

[–]drunk_otter 12 points13 points ago

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"Now look back at me - I'm still drowning."

[–]slid3r 9 points10 points ago

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OK, who ordered the salted crackers with sea horses?

[–]RockmSockmjesus 5 points6 points ago

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i have to sneeze..

[–]Ogal[!] 13 points14 points ago

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"This orgy better fucking deliver."

[–]cerebrix 8 points9 points ago

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It's all fun and games till a fucking zombie pops out of the water

[–]from_the_past 6 points7 points ago

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my in-laws have the weirdest Christmas cards...

[–]IStillSurf 2 points3 points ago

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Great Moments in Awkward Finger Bang History

[–]Princenarwhal 8 points9 points ago

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That black guy is gonna drown...

[–]Pantstown -2 points-1 points ago

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Winner.

[–]SuperStalin 7 points8 points ago

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You can lead a horse to water, but ... something something nigga, something Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]LordGrey 4 points5 points ago

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"Leading horses through the ocean which are mounted by stupid white people isn't normal, but on meth it is. Meth, not even once!"

[–]WhaIDontEven 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking tourists!

[–]fangsby 9 points10 points ago

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Damn it. I had to try and get all fancy and you beat me.

[–]GexGecko 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard of water polo but this is ridiculous.

[–]rogerhahn 1 point2 points ago

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Do I have to keep carrying these horses?

[–]Medium_King_David 1 point2 points ago

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"Aw, man! Hung like a WHAT?"

[–]imhungryyum 1 point2 points ago

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Black guy swimming

[–]somanylulz 1 point2 points ago

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Taken at the exact moment when the shark-man breached the water with jaws wide about to devour his unsuspecting prey

[–]upperpartials 1 point2 points ago

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Driving ms. daisy 2: LOST

[–]1corn 1 point2 points ago

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When you see it..

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck the Middle Passage.

[–]rawrzorzz 2 points3 points ago

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I gave that bitch a slave. Bitches love slaves.

[–]wyedg 1 point2 points ago

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I know it's terrible but...

Woman: "Honey I think the horses shat in the water"
Man: "That explains the smell"

braces for down votes

[–]padmadfan 2 points3 points ago

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Feel good? Feel good about what you just did?

[–]potes 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO!

[–]from_the_past 4 points5 points ago

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brokeback mountain 2: heterosexual ocean edition

[–]ghostofbuddyholly 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I warn't long making him understand I warn't dead. I was ever so glad to see Jim. I warn't lonesome now. I told him I warn't afraid of him telling the people where I was. I talked along, but he only set there and looked at me; never said nothing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This is awesome. My caption was "Fuck you, Tom Sawyer!"

[–]hawkman707 1 point2 points ago

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his horse must have been black too

[–]jacob_ns 2 points3 points ago

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Obligatory joke about black people.

[–]blessedwithacurse 0 points1 point ago

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I could use a joint right now...

[–]marc114 0 points1 point ago

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Howdy ho winslows!!

[–]Bukowskaii 0 points1 point ago

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Hey baby, what say you let me finger you while that guy that is keeping us on these horses slowly drowns.

[–]waspoederman 0 points1 point ago

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says it 'll be romantic. drowns

[–]NeverStopPosting 0 points1 point ago

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Wins what?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Fuck you, Tom Sawyer."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I also like "...And all of them died. The End."

[–]Knight_of_rTrees 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you guys, i can't swim.

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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RACIST!!

[–]Malarky345 0 points1 point ago

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professional underwater horse breeder

[–]samban 0 points1 point ago

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FLAVA FLAVVV

[–]yrogerg123 0 points1 point ago

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This picture doesn't even need words.

[–]dembones01 0 points1 point ago

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FLAVOR FLAV!!!

[–]spesic -2 points-1 points ago

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"Flavor flaaaaaave!"

[–]Paddykg -1 points0 points ago

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Is that Andy Cole?

[–]swarrior216 -3 points-2 points ago

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"I better get my damn watermelon"

[–]MisterJerk -2 points-1 points ago

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Bobbing for horse apples!

[–]Rythin -3 points-2 points ago

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Shit. I hope moot introduces upvote/downvote system to 4chan, so that all of you can get back there.