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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I sea what you did there.

[–]Dangerzone812[S] 2 points3 points ago

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On a scale of 1-10, that pun was expected, but good, a 7 for you good sir.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Does it become an 8 since I am a good woman?

[–]Dangerzone812[S] 5 points6 points ago

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OH SNAPper.

I did not sea that one coming.

Someone throw me a line!

Hook, line and sinker.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Well now you're just charming.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I guess I'm just going to have to upboat you.

[–]TheGizmojo 5 points6 points ago

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there's something fishy going on here.

[–]mightystu 4 points5 points ago

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These puns are a load of carp.

[–]Dangerzone812[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well. I guess at this point, we're up a creek with no canoe.

[–]DoctorEmo 4 points5 points ago

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That's the most terrifying thing I've seen all week.

[–]fangsby 1 point2 points ago

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I was all set to call it a night and then I clicked on this. You might as well have poured a pot of coffee down my throat.

[–]Spazit 0 points1 point ago

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Why are all these face-swaps so god damn terrifying?

[–]Rustysporkman 0 points1 point ago

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I've been in a giggle-y mood all night, and this sent me off the edge. Upvoted!

[–]BlueScreen 0 points1 point ago

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So that's where sega gets those god awful things from the Seaman games...

[–]Dangerzone812[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I was actually thinking of making that the title! But I didn't think anyone would get it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am upvoting this for the awesome title.

[–]FluidMoshun 0 points1 point ago

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I know someone who looks exactly like the guy in the middle. Not the man face on the fish, but he legit looks like the guy with the fish face.