this post was submitted on
1,098 points (52% like it)
13,515 up votes 12,417 down votes

funny

subscribe2,700,371 readers

9,340 users here now


Results of the facebook poll


Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!


NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow 500

[–]your_inner_monologue 406 points407 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like to fart on my Polaroids to make them develop quicker.

[–]thereal_me 126 points127 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I beleive you have made the most sense of anybody in this thread.

[–]BlockoManWINS 208 points209 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've seen some beautiful creations made by amateurs as well as some horrendous pieces of shit made by "professionals" and i can say that about more subjects than just photography.

[–]jusu 26 points27 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the diagram was made by someone who was bested by a teenager with a Nikon. Teens are annoying, since for them everything is new and they're all enthusiastic about the things they like. That also is the greatest gift of being a teenager, so how about letting them be happy and enthusiastic and letting them make their own mistakes, just like we made ours.

[–]CreativelyCharming 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"I have just discovered politics and decided I have fucking opinions about it"

-Half the teenagers I knew, including myself, at 16.

[–]yuno10 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

God forbid having opinions!

[–]KingofCraigland 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, but uninformed opinions can be pretty fucking annoying. Most sixteen year old's are very uninformed.

[–]dordy 23 points24 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Most sixteen year old's people are very uninformed.

FTFY

[–]GrayMorning 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The vast majority of sixteen year old's I know are better informed than their parents. There's something to be said for being in a history/social studies class that addresses current events.

[–]KingofCraigland 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The simple fact that you know a "vast" majority of sixteen year old's leads me to believe that you are at an age where you could be familiar with a vast number of sixteen year old's. If you're a teacher then that ad hominem argument clearly holds no water.

Instead, I would point to empirical evidence, not scientific, but merely from my own experience growing up, that what I knew then and what I know now and what I continue to learn isn't something I would personally brag about. Perhaps a few students took a particular interest in current events and local, national and international politics. But I, and most of my cohorts simply weren't familiar with things like the Geneva Convention at the age of 16 because we weren't instructed on those particular topics just yet. For most normal students it takes time and lots of it to cover in-depth, all of the materials a well informed individual would need to be familiar with to be considered well informed. At such a young age, a Sophomore or Junior in high school simply hasn't had the time to learn about every topic under the sun that an aged veteran of historical and social studies would have. Not to say that most adults are there either, but if we're going to live in a democracy, more specifically a republic, we have to give the people some say in who it is we put up there on Capital Hill and in the White House.

Now you bring up an interesting point that these teenagers you know are better informed than their parents. It makes me wonder how you know these teenagers are so much more informed than their parents? If you are a teacher as I suspect you are, it would make sense that you really took the time to get to know these students, whereas you might only get 1 or 2 hours a year to get to know their parents. So whose making the sweeping generalizations again? This of course is all just speculation on my part so if I'm wrong I really wouldn't be that surprised. I'm extrapolating as much as I can from only two sentences after all. Thanks for the discourse!

[–]GrayMorning 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I am not a teacher, but I am 16. I know that doesn't really help my case, as anything I say will just be disregarded because I am "young and naive".

I know that I live in a very nice school district, so that could be part of the reason why most the kids I know are well informed. I realize that there is much to be gained by the experience that comes with getting older, but I also realize that experience often has no effect if you don't know the facts.

I think anyone not still in school would be surprised by how much we do cover and the extent of classroom discussion. I will be a Junior this fall, and in our Sophomore World History class, we were assigned a current event subject (eg, India in the 21st century, genocide, religion in schools, animal rights) and every other week (ish) had to find an article relating to our subject and connect it to history and other current events. We put our desks in a big circle and discussed as many articles as we could get to. I learned quite a lot with that alone, leaving out the book material.

I'm surprised that you mention the Geneva Convention, because that is part of our 10th grade curriculum going along with WWII (that is assuming you mean the fourth? That's what most people mean).

As for the parents, I know that when ever my dad and I would talk politics (or almost anything else, really), I would bring up either something that happened in the past as an example of history repeating itself, or just facts from a current event that he had not known. I hear similar stories from my friends, as well. We actually had a discussion in class one day about how much we were teaching our parents :) Probably made that teacher's day.

Anyway, that is just my personal experience and I'm sure in different areas of the country it is very different. I appreciate you taking the time to make a well thought out and articulate response (a rare find on the internet, it seems)

Edit: Upvote for using "ad hominem" :D

[–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 40 points41 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

quality is in perception, not in the object itself.

[–]tiffums 42 points43 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Go sit naked on a poorly-built and minimally-sanded wooden stool. Then report back about quality being perception. ;)

[–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 36 points37 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That would still be perception. There are people who get pleasure from pain and discomfort, you know.

[–]tiffums 20 points21 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But pleasure is not the same thing as quality. I hate asparagus and get no pleasure from it, but I can still see/taste/tell the difference in quality between stalks fresh picked from the organic garden in the backyard and the sad things sold in the local supermarket.

But it's almost 5 am and I am very, very sleep deprived, so forgive me if I'm being overly contentious or more likely, make no sense at all.

Edit: I guess a better example would be that millions of people immensely enjoy/receive pleasure from eating McDonald's burgers, but no one educated in the science of food and nutrition would argue that it's quality food, even a little bit.

[–]NonAmerican 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Worst professionals are those idiots that think they can make a fortune by weddings and they are horrible, horrible artists. Worst of all people believe them and they do make a fortune at weddings.

[–]jskinnerphoto 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As a wedding photographer on the artistic side, this always bugs me. It's frustrating that I losing clients to "photographers" who have great skills in business and marketing but can't capture a wedding day and end up leaving their clients with mediocre images.

[–]the2belo 88 points89 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This entire thread is TL;DR: OH NO, MY HOBBY IS TOO POPULAR NOW

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"kids' sappin' mah market share!"

[–]Sawta 46 points47 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I assumed it worked something like this:

  • If you own and operate a camera, you are a photographer

  • If you use a camera often because it brings you personal satisfaction, then you are an photographer enthusiast

  • If you own a camera and you attempt to make a living at it, you are an amateur photographer

  • If you own a rather expensive camera and make enough money to get by, you are a professional photographer

[–]CheesySauce 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yup. I'm a professional photographer, but I encourage people to explore their hobby. Why are we ridiculing people for exploring art?

[–]biznatch11 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you use a camera often because it brings you personal satisfaction, then you are an photographer enthusiast

I think that makes you a photography enthusiast, unless you just really, really like photographers :p

[–]zeppelinfromled 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't think you have to make enough money to get by to be a professional. If you make any money at all doing it, you're a professional.

[–]schauerlich 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you own a camera and you attempt to make a living at it, you are an amateur photographer

By definition, amateurs do not make money in their craft.

[–]UnawareItsaJoke 90 points91 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

IF IT AINT SEPIA, YOU DONE FUCKED UP

[–]psychonavigator 55 points56 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Rule of thirds, nigga. Rule of thirds.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why do I assume you're a white nerd?

[–]psychonavigator 48 points49 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Because that's the typical reddit demographic?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ah hah! Only a white nerd would know that!

[–]cbfw86 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The rule of thirds isn't real. The rule of Fibonacci's spiral and the golden ratio, however, are.

[–]Kittens 34 points35 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Critics: Everyone with a fucking internet connection.

[–]Porpoise_of_Life 201 points202 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When the fuck did "Nikon" become some sort of derogative term when referring to cameras? Last time i checked they were one of the largest purveyors of professional and/or amateur camera equipment in the world...

edit: wuddup commas

[–]DarQraven 187 points188 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't think Nikon is used as a derogative term at all. "Nikon in combination with teenager" is what is being discussed here. Precisely because Nikons have a good reputation does this lead these kids to think they are professionals as soon as they own one.

[–]airmandan 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I hate how this seems to imply that teenagers can't be talented. I am admittedly biased, since this photographer is my own brother, but I think his 19-year-old self does some damn fine work with his Nikon.

[–]Moustachiod_T-Rex 232 points233 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Are you aware that your brother is probably a homosexual.

[–]airmandan 130 points131 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ya think?

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Give me his number

[–]shiftup72 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'd like to discuss my intentions with him.

[–]rblue 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm not gay, but I just want to lay on top of him out of respect for the way he handles his DSLR.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]airmandan 94 points95 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who cares? Yes, my brother's gay. It has no bearing on the fact that he takes nice photos.

[–]lineape 188 points189 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Personally, I think he takes fabulous photos.

[–]alreadytakenusername 39 points40 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Here we go.

[–]crimsonryno 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, but everyone knows the gays are colorblind.

[–]luckyjinxer 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think you're in the clear. Role reversals dont usually work for gender roles.

[–]box801 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sorry bro, but those are not ground breaking. Just a camera with good glass.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, some of them did have a good concept, such as the train, and the weird little dots, other than that, just random people posing for the camera, nothing really special on your brother's end. It's just good glass and a tiny bit of enhancement in Photoshop.

[–]tiffums 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Having visitors to his stream immediately greeted by an easy-on-the-eyes half-naked dude doesn't hurt either.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I enjoyed that a lot. And not just because of the half-naked guys.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

None of those are particularly amazing, and exactly what this picture is about. Every one of those pictures looks exactly like the pictures my "photographer" friend takes.

[–]xtoshilary 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

damn there are a lot of fucking talented teenagers who take photos, many who are exhibiting and well respected by their peers twice their age, but that is definitely not one of them

[–]larsgj 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Great pics - thumbs up to your brother!

[–]test_alpha 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Meh, it's not horrible. Nothing jumps out at me.

[–]wilhalen 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have nothing against Nikons. But when I bought my Canon, the guy at the photography store apologised, saying they were out of Canon bags for me to carry my new equipment in. He gave me a Nikon bag and said, 'Well, at least no one is going to try and rob you.'

[–]no-mad 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just good salesmanship. Canons are just as expensive. He was stoking your lens.

[–]hoodatninja 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Truth. I use an old Nikon FE2 and let me tell you, it's a quality beast.

[–]No_Warhawkz 25 points26 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have a Canon, but I like Nikons. I didn't know people thought they were shitty!
Edit: fucking Christ I'm sorry I mistyped. CANON CANON!!! I'm SORRY!

[–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 77 points78 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

FUCK THIS GUY'S GOT A CANNON!

[–]AT361 65 points66 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Se7en_Sinner 104 points105 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You can shoot people with both.

[–]braumeister 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

One's more fun to shoot than the other.

[–]Managore 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's either threatening or propositioning you.

[–]9babydill 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

no, this Canon

[–]thebowski 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is this canon?

[–]braumeister 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This one's easier on the ears.

[–]xtoonx 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Come on guys, I'm pretty sure he was talking about this Cannon

[–]iainmf 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cannon or Canon? It makes quite a bit of difference.

[–]chockbock 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I used a cannon to take pictures once...it didn't go so well...

[–]PapaCorn 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"GIVE ME THE FUCKING PICTURES OR I'LL BLOW YOU TO HELL AND BACK"

[–]helium_farts 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I once used a canon to shoot a cannon, it would have been more fun the other way around.

[–]heavensclowd 399 points400 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fuck pretentious people...

"YOU CALL THAT PHOTOGRAPHY? IT ISN'T EVEN BLACK AND WHITE!"

[–]thereal_me 42 points43 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: One to change the light bulb and nine to say they could have done it better.

[–]WiretapStudios 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Real photographers just pull out their ring flashes when the bulb goes out...

[–]dmcnelly 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Everything needs more ring flash. NO EXCEPTIONS.

[–]lollerkeet 92 points93 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm suspicious it wasn't even taken with an SLR...

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Using less than 120 medium format film? Philistine!

[–]KallistiEngel 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

120 medium format film

I prefer digital DSLR pictures myself.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

digital DSLR

ATM machine

[–]mrhandyman 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

120 medium format

[–]Adurlacher 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Isn't that redundant?

[–]KallistiEngel 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pssst! So is saying 120 medium format film!

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

To be honest, Ive seen amazing pictures taken with a phone.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

the best camera is the one that's with you

[–]SkittishLodger 70 points71 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The best camera is the one inside your heart... And that camera exists inside us all.

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My cat threw up when i read this to him.

[–]jdoe3351 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I threw up when I read that your cat threw up

[–][deleted] 105 points106 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

** I N D I G E S T I O N**

[–]yamfood 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

BRAUWWWW!!!!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, except blind people.

[–]mellowmonkey1 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The lens cap is still on.

[–]nixonrichard 217 points218 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This shouldn't be surprising, as the phone has a camera built into it. Show me an amazing picture taken by a rotary phone and then I'll be impressed.

[–]dnlprkns 266 points267 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]ButterBread 95 points96 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes... well... hmmph.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

looks like he phoned it in.

[–]bomoffinland 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I guess you called him on it

[–]zulhadm 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow you're like relevant_rule34's cleaner brother

[–]onelao 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It even uploads pictures to the internet using a built in 14.4k modem.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My rotary phone has a digital pinhole camera built in.

The CCD was homemade, from silver-infused butterfly wings.

[–]ashadocat 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is that really something that can be done? Making a ccd?

[–]migshark[!] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Check the specs: http://reviews.cnet.com/cell-phones/bang-olufsen-serene-unlocked/4505-6454_7-32161243.html

Still Image Resolutions 640 x 480, 320 x 240, 160 x 120 Digital Zoom 4.0 Special Effects Gray, Black & White Features Multi-shots

It even has black and white!

[–]Toof 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just took this with my phone on a hike. Kind of proud of it _^

EDIT: Was following a butterfly, from flower to flower, trying to get a good picture of it, when I captured him in this situation.

[–]Gh0stRAT 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I took this with my phone while frisbee-golfing, and it's probably one of the best pictures I've ever taken.

[–]Apple_Cider 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I took this with my phone. It's not my best work, but it certainly suggests what can be done with low-end equipment and a passion for the medium.

[–]cherie_amour 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pretty. It looks like a piano.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Of course! For example, here's a kind gentlemen getting his picture taken with a low-end cellphone: http://imgur.com/UY25O

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ugh, this photographer is such a hack. How could they let that big "FOTOSEARCH" get in the middle of the shot like that?

[–]athifox 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

there is a professional photographer that got a book published using nothing but the camera on one of the first iphone models.

[–]heretosayhello 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

it's Chase Jarvis, the book is here

[–]helium_farts 16 points17 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

SLR? please, if it isn't taken by a view camera on a glass plate it doesn't count.

[–]cybrian 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fucking hipsters with their ironically retro glass plates...

[–]priapic_horse 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No fancy silver nitrate for me! Tintypes all the way!

[–]hazleapricot 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I remember back when birds with large peaks would carve the picture into stone for you.

Relevant.

[–]CSIHoratioCaine 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

whats up 'eight years ago when the Megapixels didn't go high enough to make high quality photos in colour' how you doing?

[–]Apist 29 points30 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reddit is seriously showing it's own intelligence here.

It's not about owning a Nikon, the original pie chart was a low blow at teenagers who like taking pictures even if they are not "professionals." The original author forgot that in order to be good at something, you need to practice it. If I practice painting, I'm a painter. If I practice playing the guitar, I'm a musician.

I honestly think this has gotten way more attention than it deserves. I have no idea why people thought the original was funny in anyway.

[–]sjmoore 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I had another comment somewhere in this thread, but to give you some perspective, I found the original hilarious. I started managing a studio and doing professional portraits for money at 17. This career choice was inspired by a high school photography class.

However, other people took that class. Three years in a row. And invested hundreds in cameras. And never got better at photography. Which is still wonderful, I like seeing people enjoy the art, BUT the problem is, they all think they're good. People ask me constantly what my opinion is of their work, and I sort of want to say "well, it's just as bad as it was 4 years ago, only it's less grainy now that you've got that $500 camera. How have you not learned proper exposures yet? Crooked does not equal abstract. AND STOP SEPIA TONING EVERYTHING!", but I can't.

TL;DR I started doing professional work when I was a teen, and lots of other teens sucked ass at photography but thought they were on the same level as me. Not everyone has natural talent in everything. People no get this. Therefore, I think the original is funny, though I know personally it's not true for every teen. It can still be funny without being taken as a 100% blanketed remark.

[–]Sabotage101 553 points554 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In that case, I'm a chef because I just baked a frozen pizza. Arguing semantics is so clever and interesting.

[–]aldld 78 points79 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You could also discuss the difference between a chef and a cook.

[–]non_sequential 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A cook is a person who cooks food. A chef is a person that tells those people how to cook food.

[–]stoopidquestions 48 points49 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So, putting the pizza in the oven myself makes me a cook, but telling my 12 year old how to put the pizza in the oven makes me a chef?

[–]bdmflyer 50 points51 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You got it, chef.

[–]lynzee 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well you have to be wearing a hat when you do it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We can compare them like:

Cook = "Any Photograph"
Chef = "Professional Photographer"

[–]Sabotage101 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh, but we already are.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No. A chef, by definition, is "is a person who cooks professionally for other people."

a photographer, by definition, is "a person who makes photographs."

Notice, that to be a photographer, no professional experience is needed.

[–]old-nick 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Here are definitions taken from two different dictionaries:

Merriam-Webster: one who practices photography; especially : one who makes a business of taking photographs Oxford: a person who takes photographs, especially as a job

Of course, one always can be described as an 'amateur photographer'.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

my source was Wikipedia. But both your provided definitions still allow for a nonprofessional to be legitimately called photographers.

[–]Pete_Venkman 18 points19 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Photographer = Anyone who takes photos.
Professional Photographer = Anyone who takes photos as a living.

The chef thing doesn't work, as a chef is defined as someone who cooks professionally. A person who bakes a frozen pizza can be considered a cook, but not a chef.

[–]midas22 251 points252 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, photographer is a profession which requires education and experience just like a writer can be. You don't walk around calling yourself a writer just because you own a fancy pencil. That would be pretentious.

[–]Deeterific 167 points168 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You don't walk around calling yourself a writer just because you own a fancy pencil.

You don't? Well it looks like I need to take something off my resume.

[–]Marty_McFuckinFly 136 points137 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Good thing you have an eraser.

[–]DrPhilly 125 points126 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pff. The FANCIEST pencils don't have erasers because REAL writers don't make mistakes.

[–]paganel 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The FANCIEST pencils don't have erasers because REAL writers don't make mistakes.

Tell that to Flaubert.

[–]zackks 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That portrait is how I envision 98% of redditors to look--you bunch of pedantic fucks!

How's that for le mot juste!

;)

[–]GazUtd 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We do. But fuck it, that's what sub-editors are for.

[–]hoodatninja 119 points120 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

professional photographer or some other sort of qualifying adjective requires education/training/experience/etc.

Owning a camera doesn't make you a photographer (i.e. owning a fancy pencil), taking pictures makes you a photographer (i.e. writing with said fancy pencil). Quality is not a factor in this unless you say, "I'm a writer/photographer" as in it's your trade or profession or something

[–]vwllss 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But why is photography the only thing where people identify their persona with such ease?

Most redditors who comment on things do not introduce themselves as "Hi, I'm a writer." Most people who play basketball on occasion don't say "Yeah, I'm an athlete." I'm not an interior decorator since I painted the walls of my room once. I'm also not a carpenter since I nailed something to something else with a hammer.

Are you arguing then that I should claim to be all of these things? If so, then what value do the words hold? They would quickly become meaningless.

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Plenty of people call themselves gardeners despite only doing it as a hobby. plenty of people who only doodle and sketch for their own amusement call themselves artists. Plenty of people who write crappy slash fics call themselves writers. Plenty of people who only game casually call themselves gamers.

Most people who play basketball on occasion don't say "Yeah, I'm an athlete."

But most people who play a sport regularly as one of their hobbies or passions DO.

I'm not an interior decorator since I painted the walls of my room once.

No, but if you regularly redecorated your own home, even if you did it incredibly poorly, for the sake of an interest in interior decoration, you would be.

I'm also not a carpenter since I nailed something to something else with a hammer.

But I am because I regularly cut and nail wood for small projects I do as part of my other hobbies.

Doing something once doesn't give you the title. doing it regularly as a hobby or interest DOES. Whether anyone thinks you're doing it well or not.

[–]solblurgh 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I should call myself a drinker.

[–]andypants 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'M A REDDITOR!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

and I am a professional flatulator.

[–]MarcoEsquandolas 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've got a job for you...

[–]mmp 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kill The Batman?

[–]reddie313 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And I'm a professional masturbator.

[–]qiba 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yes, thank you! if you regularly do something and cultivate it as a skill, you can use that title. you can choose to qualify it, i.e. "i'm a professional photographer" vs. "i'm an amateur photographer", but if you omit the qualifier it's still true.

[–]eatadickyesyou 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i think a lot of the argument has to do with pointing a camera at yourself as being a skill one could cultivate. and making duck faces while doing it. or just fucking around with the sepia filter.

granted, there are people who actually try to develop an eye for things, actually getting a shot that has an idea in it and deapth. it may suck, and they may not really develop the skills involved (develop in the sense that they increase or mature over time), but they are trying to do something. i'd say these people, who are in the grey area to some folks, are very different from someone who thinks they're a photographer because they take a picture of anything and want to be somebody. so yeah, you're right.

i totally just realized i used the word "develop" several times in a discussion about photography and wasn't even thinking about it. hilarious. time to fap.

[–]Tallest_Hobbit 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well said.

[–]Shirai-chan 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think this is the most accurate post here.

[–]idbar 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I agree. I like to take pictures. I'm not professional, and I don't expect to be. But independent of that, the person taking pictures is as photographer as a person cutting/fixing the grass/flowers is a gardener.

They don't have to be good. Any person with a computer can program and certainly these days anyone can be a "web designer", and boy there are bad ones! But the experience only tells if you are or not good, not if you do or not the things you're allegedly doing.

[–]sunsunsun 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You don't walk around calling yourself a writer just because you own a fancy pencil

But what if you use that pencil to write something? Really, are we saying that a writer is not someone who writes? At what point does it become real enough for you?

[–]lobo68 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pretty sure you're a writer if you make money doing it, regardless of skill.

Which, for those keeping score back home, is what a "profession," is: a something you make money doing.

[–]Pete_Venkman 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You can be a writer and not make money from it.

[–]nctt 27 points28 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ITT:

Sabotage101 criticizes people for arguing semantics.

People proceed to exclusively argue semantics in the replies.

[–]XenoX101 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Actually this is incorrect, Sabotage101 is still arguing semantics because he is arguing the meaning of the word. The only way out of arguing semantics is to say one doesn't care how the word is used.

[–]Sabotage101 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It turns out r/funny was the best place for this topic after all. My inbox is chock-full of hilarity.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cook, actually.

[–]UniqueRebel 29 points30 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I only hang out in bars with professional photographers on staff.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know if you're joking or not, but the bar I work at actually does have professional photographers. All the party girls fucking love it because they get professional level profile pictures of them omghavingsoooomuchfun.

[–]thisisfunnyright 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The lowest rung of the "professional photographer"

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now, separating good photography from bad is an entirely different story.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]Enteroar 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You bought your friend a mkII? I want to be your friend too :'(

[–]myinnervoice 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As long as that flare isn't added in Photoshop.

I fucking hate that filter.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh yeah?

Edit: [6]

[–]myinnervoice 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

AIEEEEE!!

[–]geft 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

5d mkII as a birthday present?

Holy shit.

[–]PackTheBowl 85 points86 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dude photography is a legitimate profession don't sell them short

[–]test_alpha 34 points35 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well let's be honest, "dude photography" is a great euphemism, but you're talking about gay porn here. Don't worry fella, your secret is safe with me.

[–]WISCOrear 27 points28 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How dare you be so pretentious about others' pretentiousity

[–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that's a case of "valid hypocrisy", which isn't actually hypocrisy. if you complain all the time, I'm going to complain about it. if you hit me, I'll slug you. if you're yelling, I might yell at you to shut up. if you hate everyone I might hate you. if you're intolerant, I won't tolerate you. If you hold someone against their will, the government will hold you against your will.

there is no intellectual error in any of these cases.

[–]Airazz 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Original one should have said "People who thing they are professional photographers." I swear to god, some kids become pros literally the second when they flick the ON switch on the camera for the first time.

[–]P-Dub 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I made a geocities page in 1998, I'm a web developer.

[–]Lavarocked 147 points148 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who's a writer? anyone with a fucking pencil you pretentious fuck

No.

It's not fucking pretentious. Jesus Fuck. Hi, I'm a fisherman, I'm a hair stylist, I'm a chef, I'm a baseball player. I'm a sculptor. I'm a photographer. I can claim any identity I want by dabbling in something momentarily. I'm a firefighter, I put out a fire in my kitchen. Wow! That's now who I am, and that's what I'm going to tell people I am. Not a student or a cashier. I'm a dog trainer. See? Spot rolls over.

You have to understand why photographers get so defensive. It's because people act like their life work is FUCKING NOTHING, even more so than other artists, or IT people, or writers.

[–]Lettherebesammich 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

isn't that why "professional" is usually added before those terms? to draw a clear line between people who do it for a living and are usually really good at their skill and people who do it just cause or with out as much skill.

[–]Noveltyaccount101 27 points28 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow if I like to go running and it is my major hobby then can I not say I am a runner or is that reserved to olympic level athletes?

Don't get butthurt because people enjoy their hobbies enough the identify themselves by them.

[–]tmatte 47 points48 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, you are all of the above things. I agree, there's a difference between a professional photographer and an amateur photographer, but what you're doing is discrediting photography as a hobby.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Photography is my hobby, vs I am a photographer.

[–]specialk16 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No. You see, we all understand that photography is profession. We wouldn't trust a 30 year old woman with a mid life crisis who just got a camera to take our weeding pictures fore example.

But you guys need to stop making fun of people who just want a new hobby.

[–]voracity 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

From Wikipedia:

A photographer (from Greek φωτός (photos), meaning "light", and γράφω (graphos), meaning "I write") is a person who makes photographs. A professional photographer uses photography to earn money whilst amateur photographers take photographs for pleasure and to record an event, emotion, place, or person.

From Dictionary.com

a person who takes photographs, especially one who practices photography professionally.

[–]LazyVisionary 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

From Dictionary.com

a person who takes photographs, especially one who practices photography professionally.

FTFY

[–]CyberTractor 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When I was in high school, I bought a camera and started taking pictures. I developed my own pics in the dark room at school. I won several local contests for my darkroom techniques, and sold several of my pictures at exhibitions we had. I used a Nikon 75 SLR. Does this mean I'm not a photographer?

[–]Toffeeapple 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Unfortunately you're only a processional if you use Canon, it's official.

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think I'd quite like being a processional.

[–]Toffeeapple 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Proof that I'm not a professional writer : )

[–]borisia 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Its a shame that some people can get so pretentious that if the photograph wasn't taken by a professional photographer then they think it isn't a good photograph at all. I've seen some really beautiful pictures taken by amateurs.

[–]BigBagofHorses 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As someone who went to college for art, and specialized in photography this graph is so accurate its scary.

[–]voracity 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Next up:

Who is an artist?

[–]helium_farts 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

easy, someone who makes art.

[–]rmm45177 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I always find it amusing how much reddit hates teenagers, considering how much of this site is composed of teenagers.

Seriously though, whats the reason for all the hate?

[–]HarryJamesDotUk 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you so much for this. I always get called a prick for being a teen with a camera

[–]neuromonkey 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There are plenty of professional photographers who produce utter shit, and plenty of amateur photographers who make incredible images.

[–]fdelys 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So wait, this thread is saying there's NO difference between a pretentious teenager with a decent camera and a seasoned pro that has spent his or her life taking photos, editing them, and selling them to make a living?

You're telling me there's NO difference? Come on. Seriously, come on.
So what, the first thread was a little douchey. This one is even worse. You may be a photographer when you pick up a camera and take a photo, but you aren't a Photographer. That's all the first thread was getting at. Why does everything on Reddit have to be a game of semantics?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Both are photographers, one is a professional photographer.

[–]queviltai 34 points35 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There is a massive difference. But they're both photographers, of sorts.

[–]DustFC 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm pretty sure the entire point of the first thread was semantics.

[–]laddergoat89 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They're both photographers. One is profesh.

[–]CapNRoddy 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Do you take photographs?

Confuckinggratulations

[–]slurpme 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was at Roma Street parklands today and I lost count of the number of people taking extreme close-up shots of the flowers...

[–]awfuljimjam 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

FYI-

THIS is/was (not sure if it still holds the record of) the most expensive photograph ever sold....3.34 MILLION dollars.....

Art is art....art is about evoking emotion, not about who took the picture or how old they are....