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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Tampert 109 points110 points ago

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It's funny cause the cat is portrayed as human while it is clearly an animal.

[–]autocorrector 111 points112 points ago

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You would be well received by the youtube comment community.

[–]jklpuzo 92 points93 points ago

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Thumbs up if you agree

[–]coolbeens 70 points71 points ago

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13 people don't like cats

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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Thumbs up if you're viewer 303.

[–]reddiotpilot 42 points43 points ago

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I like the part where the cat tells the girl that she's not its real mom

[–]ChrnoIV 30 points31 points ago

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My favourite part was 0:00 - [the end of the video]

[–]jhc615 25 points26 points ago

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thumbs up if your here from tha front page

[–]zetrate 21 points22 points ago

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Blowjobs are great, thumbs up if you like blowjobs!!

[–]criticalsection 0 points1 point ago

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Thumbs up if you hate people who quote lines from the video

[–]I_call_it_dookie 3 points4 points ago

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NO REDDIT LIKE GIVEZ U AIDS AND VIRUSES AND STUFF DONT GO ITZ BAD!!

I fucking hate it when people do that.

[–]MiracleBlue 2 points3 points ago

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U WILL BE KISSED BY UR CRUSH IF U FORWRD THIS EMAIL TO EVRY1 U KNO 4 RLZ I TRYED IT

Oh wait we're talking about youtube? I meant IF U POST THIS COMMENT ON EVRY UTUBE VID U CAN

[–]CroMag -3 points-2 points ago

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Would you rather YouTube commenters coming to Reddit?

[–]iamcase 12 points13 points ago

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Hold 7 for epicness.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Something... something... Justin Bieber.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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1,944 people don't have real moms.

[–]Tampert 1 point2 points ago

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That's why I'm here!

[–]Charlyminor 4 points5 points ago

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he is a coz za asy guys ... dont talk to him

[–]bobazefett 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Retsoka 0 points1 point ago

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Kriminalpolizei!

[–]Pickleweasel 13 points14 points ago

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It just wouldn't be reddit if we didn't see this picture at least once a week.

[–]Sirtet 5 points6 points ago

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Pfft! once a week, I expect to see it reposted at least 4x in the next 12 hrs.

[–]drdavidphd 1 point2 points ago

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And it will collect the same amount of karma every time.

[–]Im_poster 4 points5 points ago

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Wrong pussy on the table.

[–]spriggig 21 points22 points ago

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This is the second time I've laughed at this.

[–]jfh2112 27 points28 points ago

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Look again; then it will be the third.

[–]immatellyouwhat 3 points4 points ago

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Look down, look up; the picture is now diamonds!

[–]TrumpetH4X 1 point2 points ago

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I'm on a horse!

♫ Doo doo doot doot doo doot doot doo ♫

[–]Agave 19 points20 points ago

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Who's the blonde? Miss, would you like to see my etchings?

[–]wonderhat 20 points21 points ago

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Something I just remembered and want to type out more for myself than anyone, so bare with me.

I only learned about that phrase about three quarters of the way through the past school year. I was just finishing my freshman year at art school this may, and when it was explained to me as the old-timey "come up for coffee," i realized I had done the reversed role to "Nah, coffee keeps me up this late at night."

A girl I'm close friends with was walking with me back to our dorms from a music show. We were having a good conversation, and when we got back to the dorms, there was a moment where we were about to split and I remembered a drawing project that I'd been working on that I was excited about. I said, "Hey, do you wanna see these drawings I'm working on real quick?"

She then came into my room and we sat on the floor together and I showed her my drawings. We talked about them for a bit, and then I promptly said, "ah well, I think i'm going to hit the sack. I'll see ya tomorrow!"

nailed it

[–]oleoleoleoleole 2 points3 points ago

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I want to downvote you so badly right now.

[–]wonderhat 1 point2 points ago

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don't hate the player, hate the game!

[–]reddingAtHome 0 points1 point ago

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Without the bird in the picture, moderately amusing.

[–]thatkenyan -1 points0 points ago*

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Kendra Wilkinson

Edit: After reading a titillating comment, I realize it may not be her.

[–]DrRedditPhD 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Kaley Cuoco to me. But it's really hard to tell.

[–]BackwerdsMan 1 point2 points ago

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Those are not Kendras tits... fact.

[–]turtles_and_frogs 7 points8 points ago

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I would be so happy with the fact that she's not my real mom.

me gusta

[–]Zamiatarka 12 points13 points ago

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Did anyone else notice the girls breasts?

[–]Britlurker 8 points9 points ago

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No, where were they?

[–]Delfishie 8 points9 points ago

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In the refrigerator, I think.

[–]ND3G 3 points4 points ago

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Makes sense, got to keep milk chilled afterall.

[–]Jim_Gaffigans_bacon 2 points3 points ago

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you mean there was something else to the picture besides those?

[–]MostlyPooping 0 points1 point ago

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Boobies.

[–]AstaRasta 2 points3 points ago

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Don't make me get the Spray Bottle!

[–]BearsRespectElbereth 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't it bother anyone else that the dialog from the cat is as if the cat is yelling and angry, but the cat is yawning? Is it just me?

It's like this.

[–]jfh2112 13 points14 points ago

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This is my favorite LOLcat picture ever.

[–]waffels 25 points26 points ago

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I thought this was considered the pinnacle of LOLcat humor?: http://i.imgur.com/Kq94a.jpg

[–]throdon 1 point2 points ago

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...But I don't want to spend a lot of money.

[–]jfh2112 1 point2 points ago

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OK, that's a good one.

[–]anexanhume 34 points35 points ago

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It's ok. Nothing beats this one:

http://i.imgur.com/fLVjE.jpg

[–]callmelucky 7 points8 points ago

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I'll see you that, and raise you this

[–]madwh 4 points5 points ago

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Before I clicked I was about to reply with that image to your comment thinking there's no way it's the one I'm thinking about. Well it is.

[–]beernerd 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed uncontrollably and I don't even know what that means.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I appreciated that. :)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Nice boob. Not too big, not too small, tasty.

[–]arbores 8 points9 points ago

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i don't think you could have made that post much creepier

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Do I get an award ?

[–]SometimesMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Nice boob. Not too big, not too small, tasty. Good thing I snapped a couple pictures before she looked.

That's a little creepier....

[–]jibijib 2 points3 points ago

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That girl is pure hotness.

[–]lAmCaptainObvious 1 point2 points ago

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Cat's can't talk.

[–]greyseeker 3 points4 points ago

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But they can sure whine.

[–]PopularHat 1 point2 points ago

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Anything cat-related needs to be in its own subreddit. This is getting ridiculous.

[–]SometimesMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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It is. It is called the front page. The front page subreddit. How new are you here, seriously?

[–]universearight 1 point2 points ago

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Last resort: do the cat daddy

[–]superscript 1 point2 points ago

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why is this on the front page

[–]RetlaOge 8 points9 points ago

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Get off the repost!

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sirico 0 points1 point ago

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Listen your mother and me need the table for a bit, go and play outside

[–]caketimenow 0 points1 point ago

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My cats been playing this game all day.

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

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I just spit out orange juice.

[–]Botulism 0 points1 point ago

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Is this being gamed by bots? Or is this what reddit is now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Violentacrez is a fucked up motherfucker. Look deeper at his posts and which subreddits he mods.

[–]Th3H4nd0fGOD 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SimplyGirly 0 points1 point ago

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This gets me every time.

[–]MyriPlanet 0 points1 point ago

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An entire post of one lolcat.

:I

[–]clutchX2 0 points1 point ago

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She's a step-monster!

[–]TheFizzleFry 0 points1 point ago

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Yaaaaaay this belongs at least on the second page. Wooo hooooooo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Get off the shed!

[–]Matriss 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me laugh every time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]Bake_Him_Away_Toys 0 points1 point ago

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This is the reason I hate reddit.

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

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The only acceptable retort by the cat should be that it would, if she showed her tits.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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R-r-r-repost.

[–]starphish 12 points13 points ago

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You broke the very first reddiquette guideline.

Please don't: Complain about reposts. Reddit is dynamic. People come and go, and there are hundreds of subreddits on the front page. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone else has, and a link's presence on the front page indicates there are a lot of people who haven't seen it before. If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it. The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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This is from like 2002.

I thought reddit had standards.

[–]honeybadgerrrr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

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Kendra?

[–]nick_giudici -3 points-2 points ago

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This has been off the front page for long enough to get an upvote from me.

[–]KingToasty -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is this so popular? Ain't funny.

[–]Icanhazcomment 0 points1 point ago

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It took me a couple of hours to notice the cat..

[–]Kneecro 0 points1 point ago

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Boobs forced me to upvote

[–]blingx 0 points1 point ago

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One time when I was in like 3rd grade. I was walking in the halls with the whole class in a single file line. I was whistling really loud and kind've swaying back and forth in the hall. A random teacher walked past and told me to quiet down and get back in line. I yelled at her and told her she wasn't my teacher.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Reposts are getting more frequent... four days ago...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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haha reddit this is so fucking dumb but i love you anyways.

[–]yParticle -1 points0 points ago

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But... what if she was?

[–]didshereallysaythat -1 points0 points ago

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forever alone bag in the background