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[–]ReliableSource 80 points81 points ago

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Looks like that cat has nein lives.

[–]Jysician 15 points16 points ago

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Its nice that you're so Forth-Reich with your puns.

[–]likwidfuzion 12 points13 points ago

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reddit is getting too kampfortable with the puns now.

[–]abbott_costello 31 points32 points ago

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This cat looks like Hitler.

[–]stating_the_obvious_ 27 points28 points ago

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I do nazi the similarity.

[–]ringringbananaphone 15 points16 points ago

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anne frankly I don't think it's a fair comparison

[–]plokijuhujiko 4 points5 points ago

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I don't appreciate Volkswagen their tongues about this.

[–]Jysician 6 points7 points ago

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Its more evident in Hitler's favorite movie, Balls of Fuhrer.

[–]vgman20 3 points4 points ago

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Germany

[–]anonim1230 2 points3 points ago

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I like the way James May says German. "Jewwman".

[–]SystemSpiker 7 points8 points ago

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This cat is hungry for some Kibbles 'n Blitzkreig.

[–]lAmCaptainObvious 1 point2 points ago

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This cat does look like Hitler.

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if Poland has any relation to it.

[–]lAmCaptainObvious 2 points3 points ago

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Hitler invaded Poland.

[–]karmaval -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, and do you know who else looked like Hitler???

[–]SHFT -3 points-2 points ago

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I think you got this from his autobiography "Nein Kampf"

[–]Sachyriel 33 points34 points ago

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Share it with Stalin Cat.

[–]Cargussy 32 points33 points ago

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The successor of Lenin Cat

[–]Sachyriel 17 points18 points ago

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You get full Marx.Top Marx!Not Karl Marx

[–]takatori -1 points0 points ago

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Vladimir Ear-scritch Lenin!

[–]InactiveUser 22 points23 points ago

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Mein Furrer..

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

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Mein Furry or Mein Purrer would also have been acceptable.

[–]tdogg926 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, you beat me to it!! Furget you!

[–]NullPointerInception 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you mean Furk you?

[–]djrender 13 points14 points ago

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[–]karmaval 1 point2 points ago

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And which memories are those?

[–]dandello 6 points7 points ago

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[–]hans91 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait 2 weeks and sure you can. On some subreddits it will be considered rude to notice that your did a repost.

[–]ch13fw 0 points1 point ago

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So many times. **

[–]endline80 -3 points-2 points ago

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if there were never any reposts, what would the world be like.

[–]dandello 1 point2 points ago

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New and exciting.

[–]nuovo_donna 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, that is really a funny idea putting ironic captions on cat pictures. The internet needs more of these.

[–]hotbox4u 1 point2 points ago

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i instantly thought of this. Maus

[–]philogirl 1 point2 points ago

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He needs to take a nap in Mein Kampfy Chair http://i.imgur.com/QNXa2.jpg

[–]desquibnt 8 points9 points ago

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FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:

[–]SpecialK7225 5 points6 points ago

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Nein Kitler! Nein!

[–]len3001 2 points3 points ago

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haz*

[–]cuntunderground 1 point2 points ago

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Verdammte Scheiße!

[–]Sophrosynic 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, the world said "Ja" to Hitler having Poland, if he promised he wouldn't invade any more countries. He lied.

[–]dyszka4u 6 points7 points ago

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Did you mean: Czechoslovakia

[–]takatori 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "Czechoslovakia".

Only Stalin said "Ja" to Hitler having Poland, and only half of it at that.

[–]Mispelling 1 point2 points ago

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Yeeeeeah, because THAT was Hitler's problem... lying.

[–]DanGliesack 1 point2 points ago

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Mein Catf

[–]neubs 0 points1 point ago

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That kitty better watch out for Purrwin Rommel

[–]dcsc2 0 points1 point ago

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There is a term for such cats, they are called kitlers. you can find them at http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Save comment. And upboat for lulz.

[–]philmoskowitz 0 points1 point ago

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I would call him Chip Hitler

[–]tftkr111 0 points1 point ago

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nooooooooooo

[–]p014k 0 points1 point ago

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As a Polak, I approve.

[–]TehTechnoGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for clarifying this.

[–]fiat_lux_ 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the humane society workers who named a kitten "Kitler". No one would adopt her.

[–]YouFrgotPoland 0 points1 point ago

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POLAND HAS NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN!!!!

[–]XPurpleJerkX 0 points1 point ago

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is this a hetalia reference?

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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Can I has original content?

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[–]sanfranman 0 points1 point ago

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I can haz Poland?

I can haz Poland.

FTFY

[–]jwdjr2004 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Grimm 0 points1 point ago

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First they came for the cheezbugers, and I did not speak out.

[–]substanceboarder 0 points1 point ago

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This is older than the internet. The fact that it got this many upvotes makes me very sad and disappointed.

[–]maninorbit 0 points1 point ago

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it's funny because i read it in a german accent.

[–]AcronymEjr -1 points0 points ago

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lolcats gets you front page now eh? Alright.

[–]lemmet4life -1 points0 points ago

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Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Furry!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I once heard that If you go back in time and kill Hitler a cat that looks like Hitler will have sex with your grandmother... or something like that. It's science.

[–]mlgadcomplainer -1 points0 points ago

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German word in the title? Must be something about Hitler. You bore me...

[–]coffeepunk -1 points0 points ago

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I mean, the first of September is approaching...

[–]DontBreatheThis -3 points-2 points ago

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Nein cat

[–]seanieb64 -1 points0 points ago

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Well, actually, you forgot Poland.

[–]makewhoopy -1 points0 points ago

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Reading a little bit of the Hunger Games trilogy are you?

[–]tipsythegza -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]YouveBeenTomRolld -1 points0 points ago

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[–]HobosSpeakDeTruth -1 points0 points ago

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You know, that cat should be looking east (right, face right on the map - we ain't downunder here!)

Just sayin...

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[–]livefromheaven -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]sarahpalinsdick 0 points1 point ago

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Says yes we can . . doesn't.

[–]Jason207 -4 points-3 points ago*

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Shit, someone go back in time and kill that cat!

[–]connectionlost -3 points-2 points ago

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This is very boorish