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[–]NonPermissive 160 points161 points ago

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This post was just a race for people to post, "bitch I'm a bus"

[–]jspsfx 4 points5 points ago

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Fist bump bro I feel you, chappelle thought he had it bad with rick james...

http://i.imgur.com/0Lr2T.jpg

[–]nograv 0 points1 point ago

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"Why do they call him the bus?"

"Because he's scared of flying."

[–]D14BL0 0 points1 point ago

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To be perfectly honest, it was the only reason I clicked the comments at all.

[–]counters14 -1 points0 points ago

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I came here specifically to say that I was disappointed this was not the title.

[–]PenisBlood -1 points0 points ago

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[–]candyking45 294 points295 points ago

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bitch im a bus

[–]luminosity11 65 points66 points ago

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i remember that too!

[–]ordinaryrendition 24 points25 points ago

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Those were the days...

[–]akatherder 6 points7 points ago

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My friend...

[–]Khiraji 3 points4 points ago

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We thought they'd never end...

[–]beehiveworldcup 5 points6 points ago

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But they did. At least it looks like the karma train stopped a few miles down the road.

[–]Khiraji 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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A sign that we've been on reddit for too long.

[–]Sparkdog 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I remember something from 6 months ago, too.

[–]IClimbStuff 2 points3 points ago

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Read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

Consider yourself honored.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There's a difference between remembering shit from reddit and something productive that you can use in your job, kiddo.

[–]anonanimal 7 points8 points ago

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OP definitely missed a perfect submission title opportunity

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[–]XSeveredX 35 points36 points ago

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[–]BigLlamasHouse 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Bbbsccc 6 points7 points ago

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[–]userlame 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for this help. Although some find it necessary to downvote those seeking information, you have proven yourself a stalwart defender of the pursuit of knowledge.

[–]jb2386 8 points9 points ago

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[–]burnquist764 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I have a seemingly clever comment, it's always the first one.

[–]trollgrad 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cajunbot -5 points-4 points ago

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I came here to do that, well played, I guess that's why you're the candyking!

[–]david_n_m_bond -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, WHAT? ... Wow. My iPhone has voting buttons!!

[–]david_n_m_bond -1 points0 points ago

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And a NSFW button:...!

[–]Meyerhoffman -5 points-4 points ago

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beat me to it

[–]candyking45 -2 points-1 points ago

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and oddly i was like the 6th comment to say it, but all the others had negative karma

[–]Meyerhoffman -3 points-2 points ago

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Nice, alpha comment

[–]malenkydroog18 -1 points0 points ago

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Knew it.

[–]plettlebus -1 points0 points ago

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Excuse me?

[–]acousticfigure -2 points-1 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a boss.

Wait, what was it they'd always say about crossing the memes?

[–]PopularHat 13 points14 points ago

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It's like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!

[–]go_go_bannananas 41 points42 points ago

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[–]headasplodes 5 points6 points ago

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Was not expecting that at all.

[–]double1 2 points3 points ago

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I like the tranquil piano music in the beginning and then..BAM!

[–]tipped10 5 points6 points ago

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That's not promoting synergy.

[–]ImakeItBetter 0 points1 point ago

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Was that train about to hit the car stuck on the tracks?

[–]Teifion 0 points1 point ago

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Sir you are right, that is undoubtedly the best bus related link I will click on today, potentially all month or even year.

[–]BrutalNoob 0 points1 point ago

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It scared the fuck out of me...

[–]punt0the0dog 7 points8 points ago

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so you seriously saw the post from like 12 hours ago, copypasta'd, and just reposted it? 12 hours man that's a little shameless yeah? at least wait 14.

[–]cornholio12 43 points44 points ago*

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Let's be sure we've got our bases covered:

1) Obscure Speed reference and/or obvious one "Pop Quiz, Hot Shot"

2) Bitch, I'm a bus!

3) Reference to simpsons episode where Homer talks about Speed

4) Someone that likes the "like a boss" reference in title.

5) Someone that hates it.

6) Derogatory comments regarding Keanue Reeves acting. Possible "Whoa!" reference.

7) Someone that tries to have a serious discussion about brakes and/or how dangerous it was.

8) Am I missing anything?

[–]cornholio12 95 points96 points ago

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8) Am I missing anything?

Yeah, a smarmy asshole that summarizes expected comments into a list in a poor attempt to mock the unoriginality of the community.

[–]CommentStatistics 86 points87 points ago

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I don't appreciate you calling me a smarmy asshole.

[–]cornholio12 7 points8 points ago

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I've never seen you in the wild, but your comment history was intriguing.

[–]fckgwrhqq2yxrkt 15 points16 points ago

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I don't appreciate you being a smarmy asshole.

[–]SergeantKoopa 0 points1 point ago

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I don't appreciate your lack of appreciation for smarmy assholes, you smarmy asshole.

[–]fckgwrhqq2yxrkt -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't appreciate folks not appreciating thing around here.

[–]ENKC 10 points11 points ago

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I appreciate assholes.

[–]t-rexcantfap 1 point2 points ago

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we don't take kindly to your types round here

[–]chobi83 -1 points0 points ago

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I appreciate those who call out smarmy assholes...then again, I appreciate smarmy assholes, for if they didn't exist, who would call them out?

[–]lasernut 0 points1 point ago

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Such a conundrum.

[–]Tarkaan 1 point2 points ago

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At least he's not unoriginal.

[–]NonPermissive -1 points0 points ago

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Also, guy hating on the guy hating on the other guys.

[–]cornholio12 4 points5 points ago

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You do realize I replied to myself? I'm not sure how to list that? It's like my brain is caught in some sort of loop.

[–]NonPermissive 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I definitely realized that, got it straight off the bat. whistles

[–]Lilybloomus 1 point2 points ago

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It's called "whoosh!"

[–]frisky_business2 -2 points-1 points ago

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guy hating on a guy hating on other guys... guyception

[–]cornholio12 -2 points-1 points ago

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appropriate username for such a discretely worded homoerotic statement.

[–]Titan_Astraeus -1 points0 points ago*

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9) another asshole mocking the asshole who summarized the unoriginality of the community quite well.

Edit: woah.

[–]orange_kevin 0 points1 point ago

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Read the usernames of both the summary post and the reply to the summary post. Then realise who you're mocking.

... Commentception? I don't know, am I doing that right? Fuck knows.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Yea fuck that guy!

[–]Leadpipe 4 points5 points ago

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Also, 9) Elaborate calculations to determine how many fucks that bus driver gives.

[–]cornholio12 3 points4 points ago*

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Also, 9) Elaborate calculations to determine how many fucks that bus driver gives.

x=fucks given by bus driver

f(x)=∫((16-4)/12)-1

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=f%28x%29%3D%E2%88%AB%28%2816-4%29%2F12%29-1

[–]Priceless721 0 points1 point ago

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The guy who can't spell brakes.

[–]architectzero 0 points1 point ago

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N) And not a single fuck was given that day.

[–]ithunk 0 points1 point ago

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Am I missing anything

You're missing the WARCRAFT reference to an RBG (Rated Battle Ground) called Twin Peaks, which happens to be this weekend's "call to arms".

The goal between two teams is to race to the other teams base, pickup a flag and race back to your base without getting killed.

[–]Sleepy_One 0 points1 point ago

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That title made me chuckle for sure. The complete change of style (for pvp) in this expansion is what made me quit the game. Going from a ridiculously good win/loss ratio in WSG (alliance too :) to struggling to survive as a healer. Ugh.

[–]ithunk 0 points1 point ago

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warsong gulch was a good ratio? omfg, no. hate that bg. Alterac Valley FTW.

[–]Sleepy_One 1 point2 points ago

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Yea, I played priest, and my hunter buddy and I just WRECKED that place. 2.0+ W/L ratio. Sometimes we'd get the whole guild involved (lots of pvpers).

One time we went up against this guild that was Black Temple geared PVE gear, and we were all PVP geared to the teeth. Before there were time limits on WSG. Flag carriers went to 100% bonus damage every single flag cap, but we managed to etch out a win.

[–]FredFnord -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, you're missing me. Going 'What the fuck is an RBG, and for that matter what Twin Peaks are we talking about?'

[–]friendlyhumanist -1 points0 points ago

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You forgot the corollary that someone will spell "boss" as "bau5."

[–]shocktatic -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, the part you log out of one account before posting under your own comment.

[–]cornholio12 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, the part you log out of one account before posting under your own comment.

I hope your hangover goes okay buddy.

[–]hayden_evans 2 points3 points ago

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Post on /r/bitchimabus/ Yes there actually is a subreddit for things like this

[–]Stevoman 4 points5 points ago

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"What the other teams look like on Twin Peaks in our RBGs :("

Is it bad that I understand exactly what this means?

[–]Duramax159 1 point2 points ago

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Prot warriors are fucking OP for FC maps in RBG's.

Our Blood DK just can't stack up. =/

[–]elbowfrenzy 1 point2 points ago

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Nope.

[–]Garfield234 0 points1 point ago

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Its very good actually. You would be at least 2x as nerdy if you understood it. You are blessed sir, truly blessed.

[–]MrPeachesMcCrabpants 1 point2 points ago

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IF THIS BUS GOES SLOWER THAN 55 MPH, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

[–]waffleninja 2 points3 points ago

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brakes are out i'm guessing.

[–]B_S_O_D 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, they're too mainstream. (hipster glasses)

[–]coolerthanpoo 5 points6 points ago

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Obligatory "bitch im a bus" comment.

[–]Zerotwohero 0 points1 point ago

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I think they made a movie about this...it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down!"

[–]Chairboy 0 points1 point ago

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Like Speed 2, except with a bus instead of a boat?

[–]thefreshscent 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone make a "Speed" reference yet?

[–]evomatic01 0 points1 point ago

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"Stay on or get off?"

[–]Gerrymander 1 point2 points ago

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EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME COMING THROUGH EXCUSE ME

[–]frisky_business2 1 point2 points ago

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in soviet russia bus drives you!

[–]adaminc 3 points4 points ago

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What kind of bus was that? It looked like a... short bus, but for public transit.

[–]13xforever 4 points5 points ago

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[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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ha, awesome! Thanks.

I tried looking for it, but couldn't find it.

[–]WMDistraction 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BriscoCountyJr -1 points0 points ago

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And here I was, a simpleton being impressed with on epic GIF of a bus... life changed.

[–]stanky_shake 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch, I'm a bus.

[–]Truesday 0 points1 point ago

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Disregard traffic. Gain distance.

[–]BruceIsdead 0 points1 point ago

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Repost with a WAAAAAAY better title.

[–]Nosferatu616 0 points1 point ago

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This link clearly does not belong to you.

[–]astrohelix 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love bus drivers, always doing crazy shit to scare their passengers.

[–]tikifumble 0 points1 point ago

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but if its speed drops below 50 mph...

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

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He just got $0 on Crash Mode.

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

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Proof positive public transportation is the way to go.

[–]deadmyth 0 points1 point ago

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i. am. keanu. reeves!

[–]stalking_ya_mom 0 points1 point ago

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He couldn't stop! There was a bomb on the bus and Bruce Willis was driving!

[–]JRDubstepcom 0 points1 point ago

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this is actually from the movie speed

[–]WillWideBoy 0 points1 point ago

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and that was the inspiration behind speed the movie

[–]mrmeatyomega 0 points1 point ago

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like a baus

[–]renzfenz 0 points1 point ago

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High five!

[–]yinyangyan 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]noochboy 0 points1 point ago

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Damn BUSted...

[–]Phase_2 0 points1 point ago

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This driver works for the Pittsburgh Port Authority and makes more money than you. Also, they still won't be on time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That bus straight up did not give two halves of a fuck about your day

[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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i'd like to see the video, at the end it looks like the bus also cleared up traffic too.

[–]Krelboyne 0 points1 point ago

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In Russia, buses drive you.

[–]PapaGator 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this 3 other times in the past day. Fucking reposts.

[–]beards_and_bitches 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Roarsack 0 points1 point ago

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Not a fuck was given that day

[–]wintremute 0 points1 point ago

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Just like on my honeymoon in Jamaica. O.O

[–]grizzsaw12 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody move this bus

[–]RaipFace -1 points0 points ago

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Sandra Bullock and Keanu are making sure it doesn't explode.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bus on Speed (1994)?

[–]I_Smell_Panties 2 points3 points ago

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India...

[–]13xforever 4 points5 points ago

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Russia, actually

[–]jshhmr 1 point2 points ago

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I must know something. Do you smell panties as in a sniffer of panties (like a hobby), or do you currently smell panties, as if they were cookies baking in the kitchen?

[–]GiantManaconda 0 points1 point ago*

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Isn't india left-side-drive? I think might be in Turkey, but that's just a guess.

[–]Relevant-Simpsons 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car ... oh look, there's a dog driving a bus!

[–]TeddyJake 0 points1 point ago

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the only thing that I could think of while watching the .gif was " holy shit they made grand theft auto into a movie? "

[–]ThadMasterBlaster 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted just for the title. well done sir.

[–]mikew1200 0 points1 point ago

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pretty ninja reflexes from the last guy in the left!

[–]MetalGuitarist 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a real life version of Speed.

edit after I read the comments: Fuck, I'm not as original as I thought!

[–]peachey2011 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK TRAFIC!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly how I play GTA.

[–]mongo_lloyd 0 points1 point ago

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What I was waiting to see posted.

[–]Malfeasant 0 points1 point ago

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meh, i prefer dropping a helicopter on your head.

[–]ClamHarpoon 0 points1 point ago

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Freedom Train, comin' through!

[–]PandaDentist 0 points1 point ago

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bitch i just BUSted your ass.

[–]Pokeadot 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly he can't drive the bus under 55 mph

[–]MayorMcCheeser 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like me on GTA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Alpha as fuck!

[–]mrrizzle -2 points-1 points ago

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Truly only funny with the caption

[–]sahdu -1 points0 points ago

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I'd like to think this was some sort of real life Speed.

[–]Efanito -5 points-4 points ago

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Bitch I'm a bus!

[–]em483 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]tb2007 -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank you I haven't seen it yet with that music haha

[–]ottovonblood -2 points-1 points ago

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Well done indeed.

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 2 points3 points ago

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[–]frunch -2 points-1 points ago

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What does this have to do with twin peaks?

[–]instrumentality 0 points1 point ago

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He's not referring to the series. He's referring to Twin Peaks, the battleground in World of Warcraft.

[–]frunch 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! That was confusing for me as a Twin Peaks fan!

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with nukes

[–]knirefnel -1 points0 points ago

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Fact: whenever Keanu Reeves has to ride public transportation, he convinces the bus driver that if they slow down the bus will explode. The driver knows he's full of shit but they play along with it.

[–]Dark_Rain_Cloud -1 points0 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given.

[–]lAmCaptainObvious -1 points0 points ago

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That's against the law.

[–]QaSpel -1 points0 points ago

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Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!

[–]everythingulove2hate -1 points0 points ago

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Absolutely funny.

[–]BirdPirate -1 points0 points ago

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Every BG ever on Kil'Jaeden.

[–]DropAdigit -5 points-4 points ago

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must be thailand

[–]13xforever 2 points3 points ago

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Russia

[–]BYoungNY -3 points-2 points ago

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Pop quiz hotshot...

[–]jphw -5 points-4 points ago

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I see they have started the shooting for Speed 3.

[–]dodo826 -2 points-1 points ago

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That's my school bus! Off to school! bus swerves on wrong side of road AHHHH!!! FUCK!!!!

[–]invalidusername2 -2 points-1 points ago

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It has to stay at speed or else the bomb will go off.