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[–]holey_moley 35 points36 points ago

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[–]wise_comment 10 points11 points ago

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fuck it

i'm moving to Canada

[–]pokoleo 17 points18 points ago

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The money has an AAA rating.

/justsaying

[–]wise_comment 1 point2 points ago

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AND Alan Rickman/Spock money!

[–]BexterV 1 point2 points ago

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I got a Spock five at work awhile ago, very exciting

[–]spoolio 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Leonard Nimoy and Alan Rickman have the same facial features.

[–]truthanddelusion 28 points29 points ago

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[–]2SmokesLetsGo 38 points39 points ago

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5 points to Slytherin

[–]Colvanila 9 points10 points ago

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Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

[–]Richard_Jae 3 points4 points ago

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DUMBLEDORE!

[–]Colvanila 0 points1 point ago

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I predicted this.

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 0 points1 point ago

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Severus Snape,

Severus Snape,

Walking on all fours,

like a fucking ape.

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 3 points4 points ago

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He will save the children,

But not Gryffindor children.

He will save the children,

But not Gryffindor children.

[–]mthardison 4 points5 points ago

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Question: How long has Snape been on Canadian money? Answer: Always.

[–]robomonkster 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like an Oblivion NPC.

[–]pintocat 2 points3 points ago

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Not ugly enough to be an Oblivion face.

[–]Wowbringer 0 points1 point ago

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Woha, good eye! I can actually see it.

[–]th3Christianator 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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YES!

[–]Blues39 1 point2 points ago

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He's always been Palpatine to me.

[–]jeanthine 1 point2 points ago

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Five dollars from Gryffindor.

[–]shtfuk 1 point2 points ago

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If you put some red hair on him I think he would look more like the Weasley father.

[–]bobmystery 0 points1 point ago

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Expelliarmus, eh?

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 0 points1 point ago

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I'll get you, wee Potty

[–]YoungAndAimless 0 points1 point ago

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genius

[–]NoSunlightNoSunlight 0 points1 point ago

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So lifelike.

[–]incrediblep4ss 0 points1 point ago

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I wish our (USD) bills were made of the same material.

[–]carasson 2 points3 points ago

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We're getting new material soon anyways :D

[–]pokoleo 5 points6 points ago

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Canadians are getting new material: plastic, AAA grade currency.

Apparently you guys are getting colourful, AA+ grade currency. You're almost there.

[–]mckennaj75 0 points1 point ago

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it looks like bruce willis!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yippie Kay-eh?

[–]thedeathmachine 0 points1 point ago

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AKA snEHp

[–]LiveHigh -1 points0 points ago

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snipe snipe sneriousss snipe

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Mind - BLOWN

[–]Frogrolld -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]pokoleo 0 points1 point ago

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wtf was that.

[–]gaflar 0 points1 point ago

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Note the username. Bad meme resurrection attempt.

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[–]butalsopenguin 18 points19 points ago

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It's funnier because it's worth more than American money.

[–]fooknprawn 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't change the fact that we pay more for shit up here

[–]wopchop87 5 points6 points ago

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correct me if I'm wrong..but don't we get paid more on average here in Canada? So it kind of works out to be the same in the end. No?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Some professions, like teachers and police officers, make a LOT more than they do in the US. Some professions, like doctors and lawyers, make a LOT less (as in, instead of bringing home 350k, they're only bringing home 125)

[–]DZ302 1 point2 points ago

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So our middle class make more and our rich make less, what's the problem?

Prices for most things are similar enough anyway, I mean just shop on Amazon Canada vs US or Newegg.com vs Newegg.ca

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Absolutely nothing, it's awesome!

[–]Forey 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah... I got headphones that are 100 dollars here, plus tax, for a grand total of 80 dollars buying them in the states. It also helps that Michigan only has 6% sales tax too.

[–]adamzep91 0 points1 point ago

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lol wut?