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[–]NamelessRaver 9 points10 points ago

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I read this as Mooses... which i was gonna say is not the plural of moose.

[–]thisisntadam 2 points3 points ago

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Same. I was disappointed in the resulting comic.

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

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Was Moses the second Mose?

[–]TheJames69 0 points1 point ago

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COOL STORY BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]amsellie 51 points52 points ago

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that's abnormally strong language for a mildly funny joke

[–]internetsuperstar 36 points37 points ago

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That's something a faggot would say.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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that's abnormally strong language for a mildly funny joke

[–]MALON 3 points4 points ago

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That's something a nigger would say.

Ninja edit: This is stupid. This will get downvoted. Sorry.

2nd Ninja edit: This may actually get upvoted because of Ninja edit. I'm not sure what will happen now.

[–]Tallain 8 points9 points ago

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Now it will just float in place

[–]internetsuperstar 4 points5 points ago

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An interesting observation. Perhaps now that we have isolated karma in action we can calculate its density.

[–]Tallain 1 point2 points ago

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But what will we do with such knowledge?

[–]happywaffle 0 points1 point ago

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Got here after the 2nd ninja edit—no idea what to do now!

[–]friendlyhumanist 0 points1 point ago

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I did my part to maintain this post at a steady zero.

[–]cludeo656565 7 points8 points ago

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That's standard English in Australia.

[–]ByGrabtharsHammer 1 point2 points ago

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G'day cunt, fellow Aussies always get any upvote from me!

[–]friendlyhumanist 4 points5 points ago

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I can tell by the pixels, etc. This seems to be the most popular version, after I Tineye'd it.

[–]ThaddyG 1 point2 points ago

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This may not have been American. In the UK and Australia cunt is a much more commonplace epithet.

[–]strikezone 0 points1 point ago

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[–]froderick 0 points1 point ago

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I see someone isn't Australian.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, see, he keeps doing it.

[–]Jelenfellin9 -1 points0 points ago

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Use "strong language" enough and it will eventually lose it's "power".

[–]Redcard911 -1 points0 points ago

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I was gonna say! Damn! Throwin' out the "C" word in such a casual setting!

[–]brevityis 4 points5 points ago

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His hook's not baited anyway.

[–]Creeggsbnl -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say this, damn ye!

[–]cerebron 2 points3 points ago

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The original version was on my bosses wall forever.

[–]Sir_Knumskull 1 point2 points ago

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I found a printed version of this in a rusty iron chest in the attick of my grandmother's house 15 years ago.

[–]djduni -1 points0 points ago

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difference?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I think the original replaced "cunt" with a more mild word like "ass"

[–]asmosdeus 4 points5 points ago

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Moses looks like he has a log up his ass...

[–]ajax413 1 point2 points ago

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Moses, you big bully!

[–]illuminary 1 point2 points ago

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You think that's bad ... read what the cunt did to the followers of an alternative religion:

So Moses said to Israel's judges, "Each of you must put to death those of your men who have joined in worshiping the Baal of Peor." [Numbers 25:5]

Because, you know ... "Thou shalt not kill".

Moses IS a cunt.

[–]myztry 0 points1 point ago

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Performs magic. Accuses others of being "Witches"

[–]Wonderboy64 1 point2 points ago

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My grandma will love this!

[–]chris-martin 1 point2 points ago

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Why does the style of that text not match the drawing? HMMMMMM???

[–]Eustis 0 points1 point ago

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Part the waters, leave the fish on the ground!

[–]hannahwartooth 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe I'm spoiled by Larson, but I think it would be funnier without the text. Just an angry face from the second man, and maybe captioned "Moses didn't get invited on many fishing trips."

[–]Psychonik3 0 points1 point ago

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Well he wouldn't catch anything either way because he doesn't have bait.

[–]Cublol 0 points1 point ago

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[–]masterbard1 0 points1 point ago

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I am in disapoint reddit someone posts a picture that is older than the internet itself and boom 300 upvotes.

someone posts something new and bam 2 upvotes. and someone steals it from him and reposts it and baam instant karma master.