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[–]romag14 30 points31 points ago

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i see you like shirt.woot, good job

[–]RoadDoggFL 122 points123 points ago

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Today's woot shirt.

[–]anexanhume 4 points5 points ago

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Also a good place to a get a HP touchpad for $380 if one is so inclined.

[–]OutsideObserver 5 points6 points ago

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No one is. That's why it's already on woot.

[–]Viper007Bond 0 points1 point ago

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I totally bought one too. Awesome shirt.

[–]jrblast 0 points1 point ago

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Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Man, This is what I love about Woot!

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[–]DarthJiggles 5 points6 points ago

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but woot gives credit to the artist on the page he linked...chill out man.

[–]zombiebunnie 53 points54 points ago

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I should just take the daily woot shirt and post it on reddit for free karma apparently.

[–]forum1388 9 points10 points ago

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I don't really mind that they submit the shirt.woot of the day. I mind that they do so by copying the image off of shirt.woot, uploading it to imgur, then posting that link to reddit without giving woot any credit.

Subby, if you're going to do this in the future can you please just link to shirt.woot? Heck just hotlink the image directly from shirt.woot and at least give them some traffic!

[–]aakritiajmera65[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I surely will next time, I wasn't aware that it was from shirt.woot, and I have always been pro-active in crediting the original authors/artists (you may check few of my recent subs for that or my comments history), and if someone has provided link to the original artists on my subs I have always upvoted it.

[–]Dealthagar 2 points3 points ago

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Except you also repost the crap out of things other people post. Do you credit the authors on thier original posts? No. You simply repost repost repost. You're a really good example of a bad redditor.

[–]fyoulucy -1 points0 points ago

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I agree. I didn't think redditors were like that.

[–]dragn99 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was thinking.

[–]M8ker -1 points0 points ago

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Man, you guys is just jealous bitches

[–]Exnie -3 points-2 points ago

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I was under the impression that reddit was a link aggregator for anything cool on the internet. If this doesn't belong here then what the fuck does? Also, I doubt that every one of /r/funny's 800,000 subscribers check shirt.woot daily.

[–]zombiebunnie 6 points7 points ago

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Its that this is about the fourth day I've seen this crap, which means if you didn't know, people are simply linking to the stand alone image giving no credit to the designers that did the artwork. If you want to link to shirt woot every night at midnight, go right ahead, but link it as www.shirt.woot.com not a direct link to the art work.

[–]forum1388 4 points5 points ago

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Heck it's not even a direct link to the artwork, it's been copied from the direct link to the artwork then uploaded to imgur!!

[–]NovaDeez -1 points0 points ago

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The point isn't that it doesn't belong here, it's that he should just link to the actual shirt itself instead of stealing the image and posting it as an independent thing. He's already stealing someone else's creativity, he may as well give them the credit and profit they deserve.

[–]NovaDeez -1 points0 points ago

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This guy is spamming the shit out of reddit. He's been active for 21 days and already submitted more than 260 links, most of them reposts or blatantly stolen from somewhere else.

[–]thedeathmachine 15 points16 points ago

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I was taught gasoline was made mostly of dead and compressed phytoplankton. This was after I raised my hand and said gasoline was made out of dead dinosaur matter. The professor laughed and corrected me.

But then again, according to reddit college education is overrated.

[–]bkay17 12 points13 points ago

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This is true. Dead dinosaurs don't turn into fossil fuels. It's almost entirely dead plant matter.

[–]mr17five 1 point2 points ago

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If I might also chime in to help ruin the joke, gasoline is, in fact, a liquid.

[–]cvframer 0 points1 point ago

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UReddit in session.

[–]cresteh 0 points1 point ago

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It's based off the idea of calling it "fossil fuels" Even though plants are still fossils.

[–]Reptar69 59 points60 points ago

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And plasma

[–]Pystt 34 points35 points ago

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And Bose-Einstein Condensates

[–]Surge72 4 points5 points ago

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I've never looked into what this state actually is. Perhaps if you tell me I'll finally know?

[–]OkChuyPunchIt 32 points33 points ago

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A stereo system designed by Albert Einstein and cooled to within 0.005% of 0 kelvins that produces sound of such clarity and richness it merits the Bose trademark.

[–]baseketball 4 points5 points ago

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No highs, all lows? Must be Bose(-Einstein condensate)

[–]LXicon 16 points17 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdzHnApHM9A&t=0m22s

when atoms get very cold they get close to the point where they stop moving (zero degrees kelvin). quantum uncertainty says that we can either know the position or the velocity of particles. if we know exactly where a given particle is then we have no idea where it's going. if we cool the atoms to the point where they stop moving then we know exactly what their velocity is (0) so we can't know their positions. all the atoms at this temperature meld into a sort of fuzzy blob where each atom is everywhere in the blob at the same time.

[–]muad_dib 9 points10 points ago

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... That is so fucking cool.

Ninja edit: hehe, I made an unintentional pun!

[–]cresteh 2 points3 points ago

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WOOOOOOOOWW That kind of stuff just amazes me. I wish I had the diligence to go into a science field.

[–]Dyolf_Knip 1 point2 points ago

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How's this work with predictions of the universe deep into heat death, when everything is exactly this ridiculously cold?

[–]LXicon 2 points3 points ago

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i don't pretend to understand it fully. it's more complicated than i described but that description gets the gist of it and it's something you can get your head around or at least remember.

i'm not sure how it would work in a universal scale. the idea is that the particles act like waves with longer and longer wavelengths and when the waves overlap they become indistinguishable from each other. this works when you have a particles that are cold but still close together but i don't know what would happen if the particles are all spread out like you might assume in a heat death universe.

[–]A_Twilight_Zone 1 point2 points ago

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Well, my last name is Bose, I've got to make sure to never meet with someone with the last name of Einstein now.

[–]jebuschrast 4 points5 points ago

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and Fermi condensate

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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Hooray for QI!

[–]jebuschrast 0 points1 point ago

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what a scholar and gentleman for watching that show, and for an even better username.

[–]OCDTrigger 1 point2 points ago

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And Rydberg molecules, and quantum hall states.

[–]Mr_Maps15 9 points10 points ago

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Too soon.

[–]timdiggerm 8 points9 points ago

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False. Gasoline is a liquid. /dwight

[–]DragonHunter 7 points8 points ago

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But it's only useful as vapor.

[–]pubup 2 points3 points ago

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So put a picture of a car emitting vapors, duh. /Gandalf

[–]jesusapproves 4 points5 points ago

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but what about plasma?

[–]Rizuken 2 points3 points ago

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WHY? WHY? WhY WhY do people think there are ONLY 3 states of MATTER? WTF!

[–]elHuron 1 point2 points ago

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WHY? WHY? WhY WhY do people think that oil is from dinosaurs? And that the dinosaur actually is solid, and becomes liquid, and that petrol is gas?

[–]Rizuken 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]Insomnya3AM 1 point2 points ago

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That's a spectacularly cool looking dinosaur.

[–]darthballs 1 point2 points ago

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This is like the 4th one of these i've seen from woot... People could at least give credit where credit is due and let people know this is today's shirt at shirt.woot.com.

[–]Toastlove 1 point2 points ago

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Dinosaurs are fucking awesome

[–]Stregano 1 point2 points ago

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This is the 2nd repost of a woot shirt I have seen today. Come on guys.

[–]Tectronix 1 point2 points ago

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As a geologist, this makes me cringe. As a geologist with a sense of humor, this compels me to buy a shirt.

[–]Chronique13 1 point2 points ago

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so i fill my car up with liquid dinosaur? fuckin sweet

[–]OCDTrigger 1 point2 points ago

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There are seven states of matter.

[–]p1rat 2 points3 points ago

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Can you list them?

[–]OCDTrigger 5 points6 points ago

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1} Solid

2) Liquid

3} Gas

4} Ionized Plasma

5} Quark-gluon plasma

6} Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC)

7} Fermionic condensate

[–]zem 0 points1 point ago

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superfluid? i'd argue that it was a state distinct from bec.

[–]mike1080 0 points1 point ago

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Should liquid be the oil? And gas be the vapour/pollution we get when burning it?

[–]geff_pH1 0 points1 point ago

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Im tired of people posting woot's shirts

[–]wakeupjackass 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mddtsk 0 points1 point ago

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What about powder?

[–]tempest63 0 points1 point ago

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You seem to have forgotten Duntfukin.

[–]Kn16hT 0 points1 point ago

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today's shirt, but every days diaper.

[–]gigamosh57 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NovaDeez 0 points1 point ago

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In case you weren't aware, this was stolen from a website that sells shirts.

[–]rib-bit 0 points1 point ago

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Happens every time I eat food without enough fiber...

[–]redditor3000 1 point2 points ago

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Gasoline is made of dead plant matter. /melvin

[–]cvframer -5 points-4 points ago

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U had an upvote until I was confused by the last part.

[–]manole100[!] 1 point2 points ago

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You too, but I was confused by that first part.

[–]redditor3000 0 points1 point ago

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Dead plant matter ---time---> Gasoline

[–]manole100[!] 0 points1 point ago

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The "U" part, Mr. Melvin.

[–]OWSucks 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong gasoline is a liquid.

[–]iruber1337 0 points1 point ago

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It's the circle of life!

[–]x3xtacYx 0 points1 point ago

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poor dinosaur...

[–]gabbagabbahey38 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this made me want to check shirt.woot.com...Glad I did.

[–]btlyger 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is a T-shirt, where can I buy it.

PS: I can tell by the pixels.

EDIT: JK! It was on shirt.woot. Thats the first place I went but couldn't find it. Thanks other redditors!

[–]Raptor_007 0 points1 point ago

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poor dinosaur :(

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

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The three common states of matter. There's a few more.

[–]Fri3dric3 -1 points0 points ago

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What about Plasma??? everyone forgets about the fourth state of matter.

[–]tigerss -2 points-1 points ago

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And this is why it is called petrol...

[–]Usakar -1 points0 points ago

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Well played comic strip!

[–]DrHankPym -1 points0 points ago

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Because not everyone accepts Dinosaurs or Evolution, the origin of oil is sadly still controversial.

[–]Kolada -1 points0 points ago

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What about plasma?

[–]frogman787 -1 points0 points ago

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Where's Plasma!?

[–]NJ_Lyons -1 points0 points ago

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What about plasma?

[–]Andernerd -1 points0 points ago

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You forgot Plasma - fire would have been perfect.

[–]Crossfox17 -1 points0 points ago

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Plasma. There are 4 states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma.

[–]GuffinMopes -2 points-1 points ago

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I expected this to be a JimKB

[–]icydeadpeeps -2 points-1 points ago

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I can has hi-res wallpaper size version?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Just thought about it today... How in America the patrol that is liquid but they call it gas. I wonder why that is.

[–]lamerx -2 points-1 points ago

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Theres 4 states now actually... Plasma being #4

[–]OCDTrigger 4 points5 points ago

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Seven states, but thanks for playing

[–]Dyolf_Knip -1 points0 points ago

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Five. Bose-Einstein Condensate.