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[–]eWaffle 20 points21 points ago

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Reminds me of the Vietnamese Restaurant in Austin called:

Pho King Restaurant

[–]special_j 6 points7 points ago

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[–]itsdeuce 1 point2 points ago

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[–]implicate 0 points1 point ago

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Loin represent

[–]executivemonkey 6 points7 points ago

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Or Bich Nga in Houston.

[–]follier 0 points1 point ago

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Although it's pronounced like "bick nyah"

[–]akukame 0 points1 point ago

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All we get in Orlando are chinese restaurants run by mexicans. That sounds racist, but how else would you get places like "Chino Pollo Frito" and "Los Chinitos".

[–]rooibosaur 0 points1 point ago

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just off campus at my university, we have a Chinese fast food restaurant run by Hispanics, and across the street is a Mexican restaurant run by Asians. ironic but delicious.

[–]CreamyKnougat 2 points3 points ago

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It's Pho King delicious!

[–]illmatic707 2 points3 points ago

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We got one called What The Pho? near my school

[–]Deltigre 1 point2 points ago

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Bellevue?

[–]AFilthyJew 0 points1 point ago

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Duluth, GA?

[–]letdowntourist 1 point2 points ago

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i think this one is just messing with us.

[–]bitcheslovephotoshop 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamn it, now I want some Pho!

[–]WhiteHeather 1 point2 points ago

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On the topic of funny restaurant names: Hung Far Low.

[–]kintama35 0 points1 point ago

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oh snap, they started opening branches out in LA. Talked to one of the owner's kids or whatever. I have a shirt!

[–]ricktard 0 points1 point ago

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I think there's one of those in DC's Chinatown.

[–]Nichiren 0 points1 point ago

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Try Mo' Pho' at Fort Lee, NJ. Owned by a white guy I believe so you know that name's no accident.

[–]azurekevin 0 points1 point ago

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I still need to go there. I love pho.

[–]drummer_86 0 points1 point ago

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Pho' King is in California too

[–]OilySalmon 0 points1 point ago

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There's a restaraunt somewhere in Japan called 'niban'. You see, 'ichiban' means 'first' or 'best'. Ichi is one and ni is two.

I don't think I want to go to Niban...

[–]himself_v 0 points1 point ago

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So it's just "the second one", what's the problem?

[–]OilySalmon 0 points1 point ago

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It could also mean "second best". Just thought it was funny.

[–]appletechguy 116 points117 points ago

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I still laugh at this one.

[–]pg-robban[S] 57 points58 points ago

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[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 20 points21 points ago

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Why is the Dude having sex with the Dude?

[–]fikissupren 8 points9 points ago

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Coitus?

[–]political 6 points7 points ago

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Dudes' horny.

[–]alexander_the_grate 0 points1 point ago

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OK Johnny, we need to have the talk.

[–]snavesinned 1 point2 points ago

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You're being very unduuuude.

[–]toddshaw1974 -2 points-1 points ago

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But the real Dude's abide. . . .

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

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The dude fuckin' the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude!

[–]suavewalrus -1 points0 points ago

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Probably for a rug.

[–]prmaster23 4 points5 points ago

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I seriously wonder how much time you would last with a tshirt with that in a bible belt state. Probably a couple minutes.

[–]yorrick21 0 points1 point ago

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The point isn't to wear this yourself...

You print it on bumper stickers, then attach one to a douchebag's car in the WalMart parking lot and watch as his windows are smashed to shards.

[–]WistopherWalken 0 points1 point ago

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Heavenly.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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oh that is just terrible, you're terrible---why am I upvoting you?

[–]himself_v 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you're gay.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy this????

[–]Boxyrobot 1 point2 points ago

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this is all I could find I hope "coming soon" is true.

[–]Aelfhere 62 points63 points ago

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cross reference

at least they got the apostrophe in the right place

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[–]codebolt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RabidBadger 2 points3 points ago

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LOL nicely played Sake company, nicely played.

Reminds me of the Pho place I go to: What the Pho

edit - for those who haven't had Pho, it is pronounced fuh

[–]ksmv 14 points15 points ago

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I had that when I was travelling in Japan with my buddy Fuck before he passed away. I think I will search for that very same drink, buy it, arrange a meet up at my place with our mutual friends and propose a toast, for Fuck's sake.

[–]khiron 2 points3 points ago

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A toast for your Fuck buddy.

/cheers

[–]DocBrown1984 31 points32 points ago

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Fake. Fo Fuk aren't Japanese words.

[–]dietotaku 56 points57 points ago

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you are right about it being fake, but not for the reason you stated. there's no reason a non-japanese person can't manufacture a brand of sake.

[–]NSNick 0 points1 point ago

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Are all Japanese names also Japanese words? Because if not, that could just be someone's name, no?

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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not necessarily words, but they use the japanese syllabary, which "fo fuk" does not.

[–]NSNick 0 points1 point ago

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That makes sense, thanks.

[–]Omegle 37 points38 points ago

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is "pepsi" an english word for you?

[–]Sniffnoy 23 points24 points ago

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I think DocBrown1984 misstated his point. The problem isn't that they aren't Japanese words; the problem is that they are made up of un-Japanese syllables.

[–]DocBrown1984 3 points4 points ago

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Yes this. Thank you for explaining better.

[–]Omegle 1 point2 points ago

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my point was the connection between that product being "fake" and words belonging to some language

[–]Sniffnoy 6 points7 points ago

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Yes. As you say, the fact that they are not Japanese words doesn't mean they couldn't be a Japanese product name. However, they still can't be, because they violate the constraints of Japanese phonotactics. It would be like seeing an American product, marketed to English speakers, named "mtar". That combination of sounds isn't permitted in English, and an English speaker would probably not be able to pronounce it properly.

[–]Aviator -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, why are they made up of 'un-Japanese' syllables? Surely the syllables are in the kana range? I can write it like this: フォーファック

[–]special_j 4 points5 points ago

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It's not impossible to approximate the sounds in Japanese , but they're not native to the language. They're especially unnatural here because sake is one of the most traditional parts of Japanese culture, and all sakes that I've ever come across are given very Japanese names. It would make about as much sense for a Japanese sake-maker to name his/her sake "Fo Fuk" as it would for a French winemaker to do the same.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I speak a little Japanese, so no expert, but I think in romaji (roman letters used in Japanese) that would be spelled foo (or fo with a little line over it) fakku. In Japan they'd never spell it Fo Fuk.

[–]ff123 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't that read "Fo Fuku" then? There aren't really any characters that don't end in a vowel when written in romaji, with the exception of ン.

[–]brand_x 1 point2 points ago

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You would never see "Fo" there. Fufuku, yes, fofuku, no. There are sounds you can make in English phonemes that you would never see in an English word or name, like "stlo" or "pta" with the 'p' and 't' clearly enunciated - yes, that is physiologically possible, but most native English speakers use the wrong mouth shape for the 'p'.

[–]ff123 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure " フォーファック" reads "Fōfakku," just to answer Aviator. But yes, I do realize that フォ wouldn't be used in a legitimate japanese word, perhaps only in foreign loan words.

[–]Wierdmin 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong mouth shape? I'd say you are crazy. Like the poster above said, it just violates phonotactics, nothing more.

[–]brand_x 0 points1 point ago

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The typical English speaker forms the 'p' sound at the beginning of a word with an ingressed pursed lip, tongue down and back, opening while aspirating softly. This can transition easily into, say, the 'r' sound (which can form in the terminal shape from the 'p' with just the tongue and voicing, but would require the tongue to move to an incompatible initial position for a 't' (front of the mouth, at the roof, moving down). The transition requires a pause and relocation.

However, the 'p' can also be formed with an indrawn lip, opening and aspirating quickly, and the 'pt' can be formed by darting the tongue into that aspiration shortly after it begins. This is a natural transition, and (at least some of) the languages that have true 'pt' sounds do it this way.

[–]Sniffnoy -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, I must admit I'm not actually too familiar with Japanese, but my impression was that you have to force it a bit. In particular you have to have "fuku", with the syllables "fu-ku", rather than have a syllable actually ending in 'k'. (I'm not sure what the "a" and "shi" are doing there? Sorry, I'm not familiar.)

Is "フォ" for specifying "fo" rather than "ho" standard? I was under the impression that ordinarily there's not really a distinction between "fo" and "ho", with the latter being the more usual.

...oh, I see, there's an "extended katakana" that covers that, in which that is standard. Huh. I hadn't known about that. Obviously it's not needed for actual Japanese stuff, but I guess "fo" kind of works without forcing. "Fuk" still doesn't, however. And I don't think the "fo" was intended to be foreign, anyway...

[–]Aviator 2 points3 points ago

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ファック is a known transliteration of the word "fuck": link. It sounds like "fakku"; the u is slightly silent.

[–]Sniffnoy 1 point2 points ago

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D'oh, silly me, getting the vowel wrong. Still, like I said, you have to force it. Just like there's slightly no vowel before that 'm', but really there still kind of is, because I only speak English. :)

[–]Wierdmin 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's odd how "mtar" is such a widely-used example of phonotactical violation in English.

[–]Sniffnoy 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I copied it from Zompist. :) Dunno who he copied it from.

[–]Wierdmin 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe I'm just too Zompocentric, since that's probably where I saw it.

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[–]Sniffnoy 4 points5 points ago

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You are trying to prove wether a specific word exists or not in a language.

No, I'm talking about whether a word is permitted as a sequence of sounds in the language, not whether it actually exists as a word. "Blorst", "cleck", "zotposter" are not English words; however, they satisfy English phonotactic constraints and could, e.g., used as product names, or in the future as words.

Mtar is permited in english. Such sounds are often seen in acronyms.

No. I'm talking about sounds, not sequences of letters; I've been sloppy by using English spelling rather than IPA, but I'm talking about sounds. If you saw the acronym "MTAR", how would you pronounce it? Almost certainly, as "Em-tar" -- two syllables, with a vowel inserted before the "m". What you would not do is pronounce the consonant cluster "mt", a consonant cluster in a one-syllable word, because that sound isn't permitted in English. If you tried, you'd likely end up accidentally inserting a vowel before the 'm' regardless.

Say you want FUKU then you can easily recreate your example from the Hiragana set (see the table and you will find Fu and Ku).

Yes, if you want "Fuku" (or really, as Aviator points out, it should be Faku, if you want it to sound like "Fuck"). But say you don't want "Fuku", but rather "Fuk"? Then you'll have to make do with an approximation. Much as, say, if Thabo Mbeki visits anywhere they speak English, he's going to have to endure people pronouncing his last name as "Um-beki".

[–]hthu -5 points-4 points ago

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'gmail'?

[–]Sniffnoy 0 points1 point ago

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No, because you pronounce that "jee-mail". You don't pronounce a "gm" cluster; that doesn't exist in English.

[–]hthu -1 points0 points ago

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yeah but the brand exists regardless of spelling rules

[–]Sniffnoy 0 points1 point ago

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I am not talking about spelling. I have never been talking about spelling. Please actually read the thread.

[–]powercorruption -4 points-3 points ago

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Actually "Pepsi", and "McDonalds" were entered in the English dictionary in 1994.

[–]silencedogood1 1 point2 points ago

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ha, DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION. Typical reddit...

[–]Capsss 18 points19 points ago

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Ohmygodwhocares

[–]SHFT 5 points6 points ago

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now in jpg format!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No shit, Sherlock.

[–]randomb0y 1 point2 points ago

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It's a name. Doesn't have to be Japanese.

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

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Real product, joke name.

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

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THAT GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]gertk 7 points8 points ago

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Fuk, I'm laughing!

[–]gyrorobo 1 point2 points ago

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Fuk! Now I'm laughing!

[–]Molotovn 1 point2 points ago

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Not a single Fuk was given that day..

[–]gyrorobo 0 points1 point ago

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Why the Fuk didn't I think of that!?

[–]yellowcandle 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant (not my photo, but the street is in my neighborhood)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this in /new and thought "That's not funny..."

Reddit says otherwise.

[–]special_j 1 point2 points ago*

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Actual bottle label. OP's image says the real name, "Daihanjou," in the vertical column of words on the left.

[–]uberscheisse 1 point2 points ago

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unfunny.

[–]77d7c587534dc32f83fd 1 point2 points ago

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Fo Fuk isn't a Japanese name - it sounds Chinese. They even pirate alcohol.

[–]G-0ff 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because there is literally no way to make the word "fo" in japanese. Fuo is the closest you can get.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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Cute. Though the syllable "fo" doesn't exist in the Japanese language. The only "f" sound they have is "fu". Ask a Japanese person with little to no English speaking experience and they'll have a very hard time pronouncing"fo". Closest they might get is "fuu fukusu sake." Edit: "seiku" not "sake".

[–]Spoggerific 8 points9 points ago

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フォ

Where is your god now? It's even used in plenty of Japanese words, like フォーク, フォーラム, フォーマル、等

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[–]Spoggerific 4 points5 points ago

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English loanwords, but words used in Japanese nonetheless. I was mainly combating the point that Japanese people can't pronounce "fo", which they can. He's rirght, however, that a non-English-speaking Japanese person's "fuk" would not sound anything like the English "fuck".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You are the deceiver!! And you shall bring destruction upon us all! But yeah, you're right. Though they still have trouble making it sound like "fo".

On a side note, anybody know, does ウ with a ten ten sound like "v"? I have asked a lot of Japanese people and nobody ever gives me a clear answer.

[–]Spoggerific 0 points1 point ago

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On a side note, anybody know, does ウ with a ten ten sound like "v"? I have asked a lot of Japanese people and nobody ever gives me a clear answer.

You'll probably be hard-pressed to get an answer from anyone except the person you replied to in a 3-day old thread, lol.

It doesn't sound like a "v"; that's another sound the Japanese have a hard time pronouncing. It's usually used to represent a "v", but it usually ends up sounding more like ブ.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, sometimes people tell me it means "UHH!" like getting hit in the stomach or something. I most often see kids write "v" as ブィ, but yes I've also been told the ten ten ウ is "v". So I guess the answer is there is no official thingy for it.

[–]Cyatomorrow 0 points1 point ago

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I think the real problem is that sake isn't even pronounced the same way.

[–]Vaste -2 points-1 points ago

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It could be a Chinese brand.

[–]luke0 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for putting the punchline in the title

[–]SpiralUniverse01001 1 point2 points ago

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sake is not pronounced like sake its SA Kay, but its still funny!!

[–]soapycub 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, don't lie! That's a Fo Fuk lie!

[–]soapycub 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, downvotes? Not fans of Russell Peters? :(

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

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Drink it all in!

[–]YoYoBitch 0 points1 point ago

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HA. I want that. Where do i buy?

[–]edu723 0 points1 point ago

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made me lol at work. dont care if its fake.

[–]Caize 0 points1 point ago

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Sake it to me, baby!

[–]jafarykos 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! Watch it! That's a Fo Fuk Lai

[–]helsetika 0 points1 point ago

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fookin' prawns

[–]Sashanmidoh 0 points1 point ago

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Epic!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy this???

[–]dazilla 0 points1 point ago

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What the Pho in Bellevue.

[–]theupdown 0 points1 point ago

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extremely clever pg-robban

[–]iamtenninja 0 points1 point ago

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I was worried about the pronouncing this - then I realized Sake was Sak-"EH"

[–]fernguts 0 points1 point ago

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Novelty liquor-branding is a guarantee that I won't buy it ... unless the bottle makes a really cool candle-holder, like that vodka with the skull-shaped bottle.

[–]zumbza 0 points1 point ago

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Repost of a repost of an old, old legend

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love you Reddit.

[–]ColeSloth 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it tastes like ass, though.

[–]Relevnt_Househld_Itm 0 points1 point ago

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omg we're twelve!

[–]Glen843 0 points1 point ago

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Ho's Dynasty where the women are almost as good as the duck.

[–]radbrad 0 points1 point ago

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that's fwied wice, you pwick

[–]BankerWhoLeavesAt420 0 points1 point ago

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this looks questionably real... can anyone confirm? if so where do I buy?

[–]JALbert 1 point2 points ago

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It isn't close to real.

[–]Maskburk 0 points1 point ago

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This one is old, but I can't stop smiling whenever I come over it.

[–]keryskerys 2 points3 points ago

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Said the bishop to the actress...

[–]HyperionRevived -1 points0 points ago

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Do you buy this at City Wok?

[–]megamoose4 -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck man, that fucking fuck stole my last bottle of fuk!!

[–]4FukSake 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry man.

[–]alexman17c 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, how did this not get to the top? Sorry for your missed opportunity of massive amounts of comment karma, fellow ent :P

[–]4FukSake 0 points1 point ago

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I tried man i tried :/

Ill wait a bit, then strike with a repost.

[–]alexman17c 1 point2 points ago

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Good luck to you, this shall be a repost that I'll upvote

[–]unclejohnny -1 points0 points ago

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Troll or real? I sincerely hope the latter

[–]aaipod -1 points0 points ago

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wonder if Fuk ever got his sake

[–]Se7en_Sinner -1 points0 points ago

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I'd only drink this when I'm really angry.

[–]ifukc -1 points0 points ago

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for my sake! please

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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They have that at Liquor Box, where the prices are Sofa King low!

[–]ElFua -1 points0 points ago

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The food isn't actually shitty.

http://www.shatinchinesefood.com/

[–]MuhBukka -1 points0 points ago

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Niggas always be frontin' bout' how hard their life iz, look at this, fo fuks sake this shitz funny as hell.

[–]syobon3 -1 points0 points ago

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who is Fo Fuk and where is teh sake

[–]s1r_art0r1us -1 points0 points ago

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You should try Sofa King Bueno

[–]Jimmyjumpnjive -1 points0 points ago

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Drink up fo Fuk's Sake.

[–]stanstheman89 -1 points0 points ago

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Still laughing... 5 min later

[–]cenkozan -1 points0 points ago

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Fo fuk's sake, how do you people find this material?

[–]RobotWithMarbles -1 points0 points ago

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[–]zulu90 -1 points0 points ago

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The waiter poured me a full glass. i said i only want half a glass fo fuk's sake

[–]Warloxwill -1 points0 points ago

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AHH, SIRRY ENGRISH

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[–]j4p4n 0 points1 point ago

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'cept of course "fukin" isn't pronounced "fahkeen" like English, so "fukin" (fOO-KEYn) is a different word, but spelled they look similar :) Extra tid bit, with different chinese characters "fukin" is also used as a word for a wipe down cloth! wooo now you know haha

[–]CanNibble -1 points0 points ago

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Because how it's pronounced in Japanese if VITALLY important when we're dealing with the word "Sake."

[–]j4p4n 0 points1 point ago

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Good point, not sure what come over me lol continue on with the merriment ;)

[–]daman345 -2 points-1 points ago

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It probably is fake, but is it not being a Japanese word really a reason? It could just be a dudes name, like Jack Daniels, or a shortening of one. Are names all considered words of that language? Or as someone else pointed out - brand names like Pepsi.

Probably fake, but the name alone doesn't make it so

[–]Howisdiscool -3 points-2 points ago

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Do it for Fuck.

[–]xer0theher0 -3 points-2 points ago

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now i gotta try this Fuking sake!

[–]imtiredofthisshit -5 points-4 points ago

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HEY GREAT REPOST COCK JOCKEY