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[–]GazUtd 3 points4 points ago

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Some people would do both.

[–]Crazydutch18 0 points1 point ago

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If your into different flavors.

[–]Kulrak 5 points6 points ago

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Yes.

[–]LumpyDog 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not certain, but I think there might be a sex joke somewhere in there.

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm...I'm not sure, but I think she's trying to make a joke in which the "gum balls" and "bouncy balls" represent male testicles, and the question asked in the title of this post is referring to a sexual joke in which it can be viewed as her asking if she should put the "testicles" represented by the different types of balls in her mouth, or if she should fondle them due to the different purposes of the balls, but the purposes can be applied to testicles too.

[–]Chish 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not certain, but I think this chain of comments contains meta-humor.

[–]LumpyDog 0 points1 point ago

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I'm no expert, but your assumption that the OP is a girl may be overly optimistic.

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points ago

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I know the OP, so therefor I am correct, my good sir.

[–]p0lygon 1 point2 points ago

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thats what she said.

[–]JordanBelcher 1 point2 points ago

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Play with them a bit then put them in your mouth.

[–]DogmaDog 1 point2 points ago

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This is literally negligent behaviour here. How someone rationalizes a gumball machine like this is unimportant. It is insanity.

[–]Sandi315 0 points1 point ago

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I got a little scared there...

[–]garrando 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like a personal problem

[–]TTtheFish 0 points1 point ago

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Your mom tends to opt for the former, then advances to the latter.

[–]HOORAY_FOR_SARCASM[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Eww, my mom is 60.

[–]chuckieballs 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't make it any less true.

[–]cantbebothered 0 points1 point ago

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My response would be smell it. Gum balls smell very different to rubber bouncing balls. Following smell test I would act accordingly.

[–]Everypony 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.