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Girls who could explode from their clothing at any second.... (imgur.com)

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[–]PunumMute 24 points25 points ago

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Here is the picture of the girl in the blue. NSFW

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[–]NoxMortalitus 118 points119 points ago

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And here we see the ever so common specimen known as girl with such fake tits that she looks better with clothes on

[–]bronxbomber932 8 points9 points ago

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Can't tell where the plastic ends and the actually person begins.

[–]DarStar 7 points8 points ago

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What person?

[–]thebowski 17 points18 points ago

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The rings look like little door knockers

[–]jube18 10 points11 points ago

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knocker knockers

[–]dfjksd 2 points3 points ago

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stop making me laugh

[–]Ir0nExpress 26 points27 points ago

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She looked better when it was zipped up.

[–]bronxbomber932 5 points6 points ago

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[–]hypernova2121 3 points4 points ago

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ditto

[–]vinfx 9 points10 points ago

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Oh my God. Are there men who really like implants like that? They literally look like over inflated balloons. Like she hooked up her nipples to the air hose at the Shell station and inflated them to 65 PSI.

[–]m703324 6 points7 points ago

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yes there probably are some men who wouldn't mind laying a woman with fake boobs.

[–]vinfx 5 points6 points ago

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These aren't just standard "fake boobs". You know that. Those are way on the fringe of fake looking. I will never understand guys who like boobs on that level of fakeness to be attractive. Never.

[–]SgtFish 5 points6 points ago

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No true fake boob would ever be that fake looking!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe you could just accept the fact that there are men and women who feel attracted to all kinds of things and unless someone's rights are being violated then it is totally normal.

Fuck norms in sexual attractiveness.

[–]m703324 0 points1 point ago

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I think big and firm boobs are instinctively attractive. Because of evolution, procreation and all that. Fake ones effectively trick the mind even if one can tell that they cannot be real. Also big and firm breasts make the whole female body proportionately more sexy. With all due respect the whole same arguing could be done about makeup, corsets, high heels etc.

[–]vinfx 0 points1 point ago

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So her stunning good looks weren't enough? The plastic orbs resembling beach balls cinched that one for you. Eh?

[–]Iamametameta -2 points-1 points ago

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I agree. I think m703324 meant desperate, deprived and clueless men.

[–]vinfx -1 points0 points ago

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If guys like boobs like that, then why not just buy a RealDoll? Make the entire woman out of silicone?

[–]RickAtCU 1 point2 points ago

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wait, you can do that? and how much are they?

[–]vinfx 1 point2 points ago

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I believe around $7000.

[–]Iamametameta 1 point2 points ago

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Let's remember now, we're on Reddit. Anyone and their dog is fair game.

[–]bysse 1 point2 points ago

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All right, listen. The Girl is an infiltration unit: part girl, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue: flesh, skin, hair, blood - grown for the cyborgs.

[–]spielzebub 0 points1 point ago

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If some guys like boobs like that

Don't generalise.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying -1 points0 points ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]spielzebub 2 points3 points ago

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Some men. Some men like bagpiping and coprophagia. Some men like anthropomorphised dragon vore and imaging having sex with 200-foot-tall women.

[–]m703324 0 points1 point ago

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yes! and there are some weird fetishes that quite a lot of men like... like slightly over-average sized not saggy boobs. i'd say a percentage but then i'd be no better than a news network.

[–]flawlesslylogical 0 points1 point ago

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Well that explains it. She WAS about to burst out of her clothes.

[–]D14BL0 9 points10 points ago

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Susan Wayland, for anybody wondering.

[–]fr0tch 14 points15 points ago

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I clicked this thinking it would be an album of chubby girls wearing clothes two sizes two small, followed by a debate on why the hell it happens.

Still nodded a bit at the cleverness.

[–]yousername 1 point2 points ago

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Followed by a debate that fat is beautiful. Ok ok just AS beautiful.

[–]yousername 3 points4 points ago

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I just threw up all over on my dick.

[–]Noodlien 19 points20 points ago

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Stop sticking it so far down your throat, then.

[–]ABallRelaxer 88 points89 points ago

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Good thing there was the red circle and line or I might've missed it.

[–]LeAce 120 points121 points ago

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Oh good, I get to do this again!

[–]Coehld 7 points8 points ago

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Forgot the line.

[–]dfaktz 36 points37 points ago

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There you go.

[–]D14BL0 15 points16 points ago

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Oh NOW I see it. Thanks!

[–]doublen00b 2 points3 points ago

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What? what is it that they're seeing? I need an arrow to really know what's going on.

[–]dontRead2MuchIntoIt 12 points13 points ago

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Funny how used to whining you are that didn't notice it's actually showing the enlarged version of the picture, not just pointing it out.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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To be honest, I started fapping til I saw the two hags on top!

[–]ImReplyingToAFaggot 2 points3 points ago

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I liked the enhanced image. I don't think it was so much showing where to look as it was a border for the enhanced image. at least that's how I took it

[–]apullin 96 points97 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hqst1/girls_who_look_like_they_are_going_to_explode_out/

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/h966d/girls_who_look_like_there_going_to_explode_out_of/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gcnit/girls_who_look_like_they_are_going_to_explode_out/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g946a/itt_girls_who_like_like_theyre_going_to_explode/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dqti8/girls_who_look_like_they_are_going_to_explode_out/

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/dl9iq/girls_who_look_like_they_are_going_to_explode_out/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dbo03/girls_who_look_like_they_are_going_to_explode_out/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b8bs2/girls_who_look_like_they_are_going_to_explode_out/

Great contribution. Really. Let's see it on the front page again in another 4-6 months.

[–]chka 26 points27 points ago

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The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that.

[–]Daxx22 20 points21 points ago

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Did you know Recursion contains the word Recursion?!

[–]tony_bologna 2 points3 points ago

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If there were less reposts.

"This is a repost" wouldn't be the most repetitive content on reddit. Think about that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The second most repititive comment on reddit is someone calling out someone who is calling out a repost.

[–]chka -1 points0 points ago

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So don't do it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Right back atcha.

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 2 points3 points ago

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4-6 months? No. Days.

[–]EVILFISH -3 points-2 points ago

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just remove karma.

problem solved.

[–]HungryMoblin 4 points5 points ago

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How? It wouldn't cut down on accidental reposts. The karma won't matter, it'll still get to the front page and gather comments like flies.

[–]EVILFISH 1 point2 points ago

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nope. but it will stop karma whoring.

and lol at downvote.

implying karma means anything = facebook users

[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

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No it won't. It'll just have another name. Comment/front page whoring. The entire point of the karma system is that people like to see their contributions become popular. They'll still like that, with or without the karma system.

[–]EVILFISH -1 points0 points ago

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uh no

maybe your just butthurt becouse of your karma.

if you had -1000 you would agree with me

[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

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You call people faggots and personally attack them. Were you expecting anything but downvotes?

[–]EVILFISH 0 points1 point ago

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butthurt

[–]thebigschnoz 22 points23 points ago

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Can we make this a subreddit?

[–]dahlkomy 26 points27 points ago

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You into bombers too, eh?

Martyr I'd Like to Fuck.

[–]Wisemanism 0 points1 point ago

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It would be an explosive experience.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It would be a real waste if she blows her load before you.

[–]PsychedelicAmpersand -2 points-1 points ago

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Second.

[–]kmofosho 12 points13 points ago*

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i saw this on 4chan and didnt even think of putting it on reddit...

[–]lovesmasher 22 points23 points ago

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I wish more people were like you.

[–]trollexico 23 points24 points ago

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Old as hell.

[–]robeph 58 points59 points ago

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The other two aren't that old. Just the bomb lady.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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As the saying goes...women age like fine red wine

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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...I keep them in my closet until I can't resist them anymore?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Why, due to the stench of decaying cavity? I am not the only one it seems

[–]SpaceDog777 1 point2 points ago

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They get to a point where they are beautiful and then turn into nasty sour viniger?

[–]shiznipz 7 points8 points ago

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I'm going to go to hell for laughing at this, but I don't care anymore.

[–]KC_RUFFIAN137 2 points3 points ago

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SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

[–]Dr_WLIN 1 point2 points ago

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I think I blew a funny fuse. I couldnt even grin...but I was dying of laughter on the inside....this is weird.

[–]Eagles1000 1 point2 points ago

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For fuck's sake how many times do we all have to this picture ?

[–]rabbit_trousers 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know, she looks like a grenade....(shameful Jersey Shore reference)

[–]Cornbread65 8 points9 points ago

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She's probably not DTF

[–]Donald_Pietrowski 6 points7 points ago

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What we have here is a situation. And in the event of a situation, the situation must take care of the situation, by showing off the situation.

[–]hodgie 2 points3 points ago

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its in here somewhere

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Down to fulminate?

I disagree.

[–]rabbit_trousers 0 points1 point ago

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A man can still dream though, can't he

[–]Toovya -1 points0 points ago

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I'd jump on a grenade for you. Throw my hand on the...

[–]ahkistler -2 points-1 points ago

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You could have easily gotten away with it, because no one I know watches that show.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 2 points3 points ago

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: Re: Re:

Do you just keep a folder of old reposts or what?

[–]theboneycrony 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a subreddit for this?

[–]MetalGuitarist 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[–]AnEternalSkeptic 0 points1 point ago

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(push it somewhere else Patrick)
Let's take all the top posts from /b/
And post them for reedit karma

As much as I might complain, I upvoted anyway because shit's still funny!

[–]suicidemachine 0 points1 point ago

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Tried not to laugh so hard... but failed.

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

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Was this photo in response to, or the reason why, Congressman Anthony Weiner posted his photo of "Guys who could explode from their clothing at any second..."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a subreddit for this? I want.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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nevermind the infected looking pustules on Blue Girl's chest, I'm downvoting for the woman in the Burqa with the bomb strapped to her. Poor taste, even for you.

[–]tfanalwitchaq 0 points1 point ago

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Does this suicide belt make my ass look big?

[–]septhanie[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I really wanted this to be a picture of the girl in Australia who just made headlines.

[–]sequeezer 0 points1 point ago

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it even says 2009 in the picture itself...

[–]empyreanmax 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody know who the girl in blue is?

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[–]JCacho 4 points5 points ago

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Not surprised you know her name, Silvio.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, Silvio.

[–]TheShitOfABat -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck off.

[–]desquibnt -1 points0 points ago

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I mean, really. Who hasn't seen this picture?

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I always appreciate exciting and original content

[–]99billiondollars -3 points-2 points ago

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If you find this funny, please tell me why.

[–]Roton7 3 points4 points ago

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gtfo.

[–]99billiondollars -2 points-1 points ago

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Can't answer?

[–]Nebulaoblivion -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually It doesn't make sense, she isn't going to explode from her clothing, she's going to explode from the bomb strapped to her.

[–]EVILFISH -3 points-2 points ago

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and? shit like that i posted there all the time.

welcome to the internet newfag

[–]BenFung -4 points-3 points ago

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I laughed at this, then immediately felt awful.

[–]Andrigaar -5 points-4 points ago

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Ah, /s and their latex threads.