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[–]KVKT 47 points48 points ago

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this is so old, but so hilarious. the final, timid comeback. so funny

[–]famousninja 6 points7 points ago

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It's one of those things. This is old, and yet still funny, due to the fact that his goatee isn't stupid, it's just the rest of his face that is.

[–]mattpicasso 67 points68 points ago

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DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!

[–]marley88 5 points6 points ago

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This baffles me. When you submit to this subreddit you are forced to endure those words flashing in capitals, how people can still miss it is beyond me.

[–]Mastadave2999 2 points3 points ago

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I read it as goatsy - I was a bit confused to see a fb screeny

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Chill.

[–]Megaspore 1 point2 points ago

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See most of the time I never even notice. I just click the next blue title, and see what it is. Is it even enforced or is it just sort of a courtesy thing?

[–]nexxus-s 1 point2 points ago

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Can you explain to me why? Really i don't know.

[–]Sundogx2 8 points9 points ago

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Can we get a r/classic subreddit? Where we post really old shit? I would nostalgic soooo hard.

[–]zeppelinfromled 7 points8 points ago

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Sure. You can find it at reddit.com/r/all.

[–]zinc55 45 points46 points ago

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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:LOL! RELASHIONSHIPS!

-Grandma

[–]Dustmuffins 14 points15 points ago

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

[–]ForwardCounter 4 points5 points ago

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12

[–]I_SHIT_MINES 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think my grandma would say lol, or forward me emails.

[–]HustlerThug 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think my grandma knows what an email is anymore. Poor soul.

[–]Physics101 3 points4 points ago

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My grandma is dead ಠ_ಠ

Cherish yours while she liiiiives.

[–]zeppelinfromled 0 points1 point ago

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Your grandma forwards you facebook screenshots?

[–]Captain_Obvi0us 6 points7 points ago

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Lol Retro Repost, so old now its not mainstream...I bet the hipsters appreciate it now.

[–]t0wn 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, this is really really old.

[–]i_hate_hangover 1 point2 points ago

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you can always trust a man with mustache.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yeah it is.

[–]g00bers 1 point2 points ago

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Ohhhhh....goatEE. Sorry, misread the title. Came here expecting something totally different. Not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved?

[–]Jorgwalther 1 point2 points ago

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The obligatory bi-monthly repost! wewt!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I read as "my goatse isn't stupid"

[–]ipn8bit 0 points1 point ago

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Control F: goatse. FUCK YEAH! not the only one!

[–]bloodguard 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if our hyper intelligent pan-galactic descendants will still be forwarding this around in the year 3011.

Probably.

[–]GrumpyDingo 1 point2 points ago

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YourYourYourYourYourYourYourYourYourYour

[–]aureliusantoninus 0 points1 point ago

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This is sad. It kinda makes me sad.

[–]mulvaswish 0 points1 point ago

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it's so old a chick actually got the best of a guy on the internet.

[–]ReallyGuysImCool 4 points5 points ago

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no, the guy won. his goatees not stupid okay?

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

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dv for repost

[–]AllDesperadoStation 0 points1 point ago

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This is the proper response.

[–]troytheproducer 0 points1 point ago

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Too old

[–]niikuu 0 points1 point ago

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I'd kill myself if I were that guy

[–]AlwaysGeorge 0 points1 point ago

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I think that profile picture lands the exact mood of how he said that

[–]chopedtobits 0 points1 point ago

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never seen! this was great!

[–]Alarmin 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit woman, its "YOU'RE just jealous"

[–]Subreddit_Directions 0 points1 point ago

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/r/facebookquotes is up over yonder.

[–]cgabrielsen[S] 0 points1 point ago

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and the front page doesn't have anything fresher than a month ago.

is that ironic for me to be saying? lol

[–]BadGuyBill 0 points1 point ago

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good for you, standing up for yourself ALL BY YOURSELF!!!

[–]Achrist466 0 points1 point ago

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"Leave my goatee out of this!"

[–]Blacula 0 points1 point ago

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Hey look over there! --------------->

[–]crollaa 0 points1 point ago

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That cat picture that I wouldn't have looked at otherwise is adorable.

[–]Warloxwill -1 points0 points ago

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( o)

[–]Warloxwill -1 points0 points ago

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[Edit] ( 'o')

[–]asphyxiate 3 points4 points ago

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[Edit] ( 'o') c===8

[–]Warloxwill 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bogart1 -4 points-3 points ago

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Why is this crap still being posted to reddit?

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[–]theXarf 3 points4 points ago

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"All do respect"? Seriously??