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[–]patrickjpatten 4 points5 points ago

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First rule of yuppie fight club, brunch at 10:30

[–]InanimatePhoenix 6 points7 points ago

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I don't wanna sound gay or nuthin, but I really want to watch these guys have sex.

[–]WatchYouSleep 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

[–]I_LIKE_SQUAT_THRUSTS 1 point2 points ago

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I now know there are at least 2 people who have seen the movie orgazmo. more than I thought.

[–]WatchYouSleep 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest movie ever.

[–]samvsam 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the shit out of that movie. twice.

[–]zoboom -1 points0 points ago

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What is this from, please?

[–]Pants536 0 points1 point ago

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It is a single picture from this collection.

[–]zoboom 0 points1 point ago

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Cheers ;)

[–]WreckerCrew -2 points-1 points ago

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I love how someone posted the collection on here yesterday and now we have to deal with weeks of reposts of one pic at a time....

[–]shockfyre[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I love how you complain about that, yet you've posted no links and therefore are in no risk of losing potential karma.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

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Who gives fuck about karma? I just don't need to see the same shit over and over again. If you are so out of it that you can't see all the other posts, then you are too stupid to explain the situation to anyways.

[–]shockfyre[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, because this EXACT PICTURE has been posted before.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

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Actually it was this exact picture that was in the collection posted the day earlier. Stop being a bitch and accept the fact that you are a karma whore and some people think you suck balls. You still got your 43 karma points, move on....

[–]shockfyre[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, please... Complain about it. It makes me horny.