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Definitely going to feed my future babies grapefruit (thehotglove.com)

submitted ago by orangefarm

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[–]helix19 24 points25 points ago

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I always wondered about the guy who named the grapefruit. "Hmm, a strange fruit. Size of a softball, skin like an orange, sour like a lemon, color of an apricot. Reminds me of a grape."

[–]TheAdAgency 14 points15 points ago

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Apparently because the fruit on a heavy-laden tree often suggests a huge cluster of grapes.

Bit of a weak reason to be honest. I say we rename them angry oranges.

[–]NickDouglas 3 points4 points ago

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Annoying Oranges, because I can stand them about as much as I can stand that goddamn show.

[–]PoorFargoth 4 points5 points ago*

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I read that in Larry David's voice. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[–]nonsiccus 1 point2 points ago

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That raises some interesting questions about the sex life of the guy who named cantaloupes.

[–]helix19 1 point2 points ago

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Can't elope? Can the lopes? Can't a lope? Am I an idiot?

[–]this_is_weird 1 point2 points ago

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Grapefruits grow in clusters, like grapes, hence the name.

[–]Kelevra_Slevin 25 points26 points ago

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OH MY GOD YOU HAVE FUTURE-BABIES!?

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[–]MonsterIt 1 point2 points ago

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mutha fuckin' BTU's and fusion.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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"I trusted you, man!"

[–]White_Hamster -1 points0 points ago

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The trust of a baby is very different from that of a square

[–]ipn8bit 11 points12 points ago

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I don't have kids because I would be an asshole father.

[–]rcgarcia 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, sure.

[–]MonsterIt 1 point2 points ago

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I don't have kids because of future zombies.

[–]blacksteyraug 6 points7 points ago

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"IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!"

[–]SuperNintendoChalmer 3 points4 points ago

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"YOU MAY EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO!"

[–]ChoTai 3 points4 points ago

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"MMMMM MMMMM BITCH!"

[–]nonsiccus 3 points4 points ago

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FINISH HER!!!

[–]dankchunkybutt 5 points6 points ago

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Every now and then I give my son a slice of lemon just to watch the hilarity.

[–]follier 0 points1 point ago

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.. and he suffers through it, instaforgets, and then asks for more. Rinse and repeat. Babies are so -dumb- friggin awesome.

edit: Really? No strikethrough? Aminotdoinitrite?

[–]McIntatos 2 points3 points ago

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My dad actually did something similar to me when I was really young. Apparently when I was a year or so old pickles were my favourite food, this gave my dad the bright idea to feed me an extra sour dill pickle. My mom had to feed me for the next week because I would eat anything my dad gave me and to this day I won't eat a pickle. My dad told me later that the look my face was priceless and that it expressed an 'Et tu Brute' level of betrayal.

[–]Oujou13 1 point2 points ago

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My parents did the same thing when they tried sake. Personally I love the stuff

[–]ChaoticAgenda 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely going to feed my grape babies futurefruits

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant.

[–]nfMersault 1 point2 points ago

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You have future babies? Where did you get them??

[–]FrostByt 1 point2 points ago

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My baby eat grapefruits like crazy and does not have this reaction.

[–]LeagueOfRobots 3 points4 points ago

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Grapefruit for the rape fruit.

[–]steriletester 1 point2 points ago

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Pop rocks and coke would be good, too.

[–]White_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

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Exploding babies aren't all that fun. It's just more poop, tbh

[–]ItIsMarc 2 points3 points ago

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repost

[–]wobblyweeble 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to feed them grapefruit (or lemons), and also soda pop. With video camera ready. I would LOVE to see my face when my parents did that to me when I was a kid.

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[–]d_zed 2 points3 points ago

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Quick, the grapefruit attack, use it!

[–]SubtlePineapple 0 points1 point ago

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That was my reaction upon first consuming grapefruit juice. I'd like to add I was not aware it was grapefruit juice.

[–]phillipjfried 0 points1 point ago

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My cousin always had a bottle of lemon or lime juice on hand. The babies would take a spoonful and love it.

[–]bg4strings 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a baby-taser!!

[–]NeOnD -4 points-3 points ago

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/clap%20clap%20clap/grand/10937302_clap_gif.gif

[–]cynognathus 0 points1 point ago

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I knew what this was before I clicked it.

[–]TheAdAgency -1 points0 points ago

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I imagine a spoonful of sulphur or draino could have the same effect, should you not have grapefruit on hand.

[–]tomato_paste -1 points0 points ago

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Baby head and hard floor: BAD.

[–]reidhershl -1 points0 points ago

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