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[–]photoderp 230 points231 points ago

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He had them taken out. What he looks like now link

[–]NoNeedForAName 62 points63 points ago

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How does he drink without the beer pouring out of his face?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Just a thought - can he drink through a straw anymore?

[–]Lokonopa 24 points25 points ago

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Great, now he has a drinking problem.

[–]psylos 5 points6 points ago

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Ok, quick question- im probably the only one who doesn't know how to do this, but how do you create a link like that? (ie. have the words "click here" and it link you to another page). Thanks in advance!

[–]wodon 36 points37 points ago

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[Put the words you want to appear here](www.put-the-link-here.com)

[–]djepik 9 points10 points ago

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yeah, but you're gonna want an "http://" before that link or it's not going anywhere.

[–]medecau 18 points19 points ago

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CLick "Reply" and then "formatting help".

[–]DeadAlready 10 points11 points ago

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You should also look into getting the Reddit Enhancement Suite. It's even easier when you have a "Link" button.

[–]bast902 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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you need to use a HTML editing program, like Apple Dreamweaver or Microsoft Final Cut. Copy/paste the entire page into a doc, then edit the CSS code using a XML editor and export as a .zip file, then use your command line to upload and untar.

[–]langer_cdn 14 points15 points ago

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you forgot to include the gcc compile!

[–]dude187 5 points6 points ago

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I think you'd be best off to skip that step and just code up a GUI using Visual Basic.

[–]paulw252 1 point2 points ago

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You mean a GUI interface?

In other news, I'm off to the ATM machine to enter my PIN number.

[–]karlgnarx 1 point2 points ago

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You want to be careful with that because your activities can easily be backtraced.

[–]fortysevendicks 1 point2 points ago

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Necessary?

[–]iScreme 4 points5 points ago

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Of course, if you don't you'll have misaligned fractals in the spectrum.

[–]spanktruck 1 point2 points ago

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square brackets around the 'click here', parentheses around the link

[–]theslyder 1 point2 points ago

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Put "[]" brackets around the words, and then afterward put parenthesis around the URL.

For future reference, you can click on "Formatting help" under your post-box to learn more.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Click on "formatting help" when composing a message.

[–]clashbuster 1 point2 points ago

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when your making a comment on the lower right there should be a little tool that says "formatting help" all the info you'll need is in there

[–]mk2vrdrvr 6 points7 points ago

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Mickey Rourke?

[–]skwedgie 120 points121 points ago

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That's one ugly mug.

[–]geauxtig3rs 39 points40 points ago

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THat man has a lot of cranium accessories.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad you got that. For the dumber people I have to say, you have a lot of shit on your face

[–]slowmoon 11 points12 points ago

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I'm not sure all that body modification helped either.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ahawks 6 points7 points ago

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looks at username

... Is that you?

[–]EsteemedGentleman 18 points19 points ago

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You're... one... ugly... mother#$@!er.

[–]akuta 15 points16 points ago

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A break from character or an ironic username... Not sure.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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It's from Predator.

[–]MeLdArmy 1 point2 points ago

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Anytime...

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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I want to talk to this guy and ask him why the fuck he thought that was a good idea to begin with.

[–]JmizzleDizzle 5 points6 points ago

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I'm sure it had to do with a girl in some way. Bitches love holes in your face.

[–]MinervaDreaming 8 points9 points ago

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I think you have this backwards.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Holes totally love the bitches in my face, that's for sure.

[–]SicilianEggplant 25 points26 points ago

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Oh yes. The vaginas on his face look much better than the disks.

[–]Styvorama 1 point2 points ago

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I do not want to see the vaginas you look at

[–]miiiiiiiik 9 points10 points ago

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He's off the babysitter list

[–]sheepshizzle 7 points8 points ago

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Can you, or anyone rehost this on imgur? I'm really curious what he looks like. Bodymod.org is blocked by sonicwall at my job.

[–]silver-mac 41 points42 points ago

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[–]sheepshizzle 15 points16 points ago

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Your jib is very well cut. Thank you.

[–]The_Evil_Eye 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't look much better.

[–]kiskiliskis 7 points8 points ago

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there's a peperoni on his ear.

[–]Devi_D 6 points7 points ago

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Can't not see a vagina on his face.

[–]jonathanrdt 12 points13 points ago

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At least the pirate look is respected today.

[–]cn1ght 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was a mask until you posted that...

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[–]souldonkey 1 point2 points ago

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This borders on self mutilation? You have some big fucking borders my friend. Everyone here is always so quick to jump on the "circumcision is mutilation" train, but this just borders on mutilation. Yeah. That makes sense.

[–]secondarse 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like prolapses are growing out of his face

[–]ReverendDizzle 7 points8 points ago

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I jumped into the comments with the express purpose of seeing if anyone had a photo of the guy without the plugs in.

First comment! Right at the top! Excellent work gentlemen.

[–]UndiscloseDesires 1 point2 points ago

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He's drinking polish beer! Is he polish?

[–]lartones 1 point2 points ago

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He's an old grampa face now? Ahahah good

[–]anagramgoeshere 1 point2 points ago

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If that guy ever gets into a fistfight he's fucked.

[–]anexanhume 104 points105 points ago

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[–]floatablepie 51 points52 points ago

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Senator Lieberman certainly looked more youthful back then.

[–]tarbis 38 points39 points ago

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[–]shiftdnb 22 points23 points ago

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This is what I saw

[–]GenerallyBetter 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jordawesome[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking Grouper, but this is much funnier.

[–]ceiling_goat 55 points56 points ago

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[–]Tairnyn 20 points21 points ago

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GET TO THE CHOPPA

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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One ugly mother fucker

[–]BLVD 17 points18 points ago

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Oreos. You're eating them wrong

[–]SalMinella 42 points43 points ago

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I see a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

[–]icemopper 28 points29 points ago

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[–]BootyPirate 5 points6 points ago

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Is that Noel Fielding?

[–]icemopper 3 points4 points ago

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Yup. IT Crowd.

[–]Keyboardsamurai 1 point2 points ago

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Okay maybe I'm being a little bitch but I find this picture really scary and it would be terrifying if someone would make this into a gif so the eyes eventually move to look at you.

[–]NoSalt 67 points68 points ago

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In all seriousness ... why would somebody do this???

[–]fryrishluck 97 points98 points ago

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I would assume that he wants his face to look as close to a ballsack as possible.

[–]eldan 61 points62 points ago

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If your ballsack looks like that, you should go see a doctor.

[–]djnathanv 1 point2 points ago

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First comment on Reddit today that literally made me laugh out loud. Well said.

[–]RevRound 58 points59 points ago

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He just want to make sure everybody knows that he doesnt care what other people think by drawing attention to himself

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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body dysmorphic disorder

[–]GuffinMopes 59 points60 points ago

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They either hate themselves or their parents.

[–]danr3l 24 points25 points ago

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In this case, likely both.

[–]kactus 24 points25 points ago

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and they hate employment

[–]kog 8 points9 points ago

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And sex. With people who don't have holes in their face.

[–]GuffinMopes 2 points3 points ago

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Now all I can think is "facehole sex"

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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since everyone else is just being pretentious

it's the same as any other body modification. everyone decides where to draw the line

some people just don't draw the line

they like to get new piercings and stretch out the ones they have because they want to look like something else. That doesn't mean they hate their parents or themselves, and it doesn't mean they starve for attention. Just like sometimes you feel like a haircut because the way you look in the mirror isn't the way you want to look, this guy always has a more ambitious vision of how he wants to look.

chalk it up to body image issues if you want, but we all have an idea in our heads of our ideal appearance /matrix

ALSO: here's a crazy documentary and so you can watch some interviews of people explaining why they want to do things like have artwork burned or cut into them, or bifurcate their tongue or penis (yeah, shit gets kinda graphic)

it's called Modify, and it's on netflix streaming

don't know if this link will work: http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Modify/70068521?strkid=842649970_0_0&lnkctr=srchrd-sr&strackid=3561f364dc34c300_0_srl&trkid=222336

[–]bunsofcheese 12 points13 points ago

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I recall reading an interview with a fellow who, over time, split his penis down the middle - he was, for all intents and purposes, a regular guy otherwise. he preferred to read and do things with his partner, i believe he was an accountant or something like that, and with the exception of his fascination with "altering" his penis, he was like everyone else.

He described how he just decided one day to see how it would feel (and look) to split his penis down the middle, but only an inch or so. His description was toe-curlingly explicit, and he did it without any kind of anesthetic, bit by bit. There were pictures of it, and it was, to put it nicely, unusual - his penis looked a bit like the twin snakes on the Hippocratic oath crest...

Any way, the point of all this was basically, "My body is my playground, and I will play with it as I see fit."

I don't always understand why people do the things they do, but unless they're doing it to someone else - at least without their consent - why should it matter?

[–]meebs86 1 point2 points ago

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sometimes even the image in your head cannot be unseen..

[–]clickfordetails 24 points25 points ago

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Ugh, thank you. I have piercings (albeit not nearly as many or as extreme as his) because I want to. I love my parents, I love myself, I'm pretty understood in general, I'm not trying to seek attention, I just like them. Just because someone has tattoos and/or piercings doesn't mean there's something wrong with them.

[–]lotictrance 2 points3 points ago

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High five.

I've got visible tattoos and my ears gauged (albeit only to 7/16") and it's not out of dissatisfaction with anything. I like it, it works for me, and fuck the haters.

[–]GuffinMopes 2 points3 points ago

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Some piercings or stretching your body into what ends up being gross to look at are two absolutely different things.

[–]kimad 6 points7 points ago

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No, no, they're really not. Either way it's just somebody doing what they want to their own body. Whether you like it or not is irrelevant.

[–]clickfordetails 2 points3 points ago

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Like kimad says, they're not really that different. One may be more drastic than the other but it's something a person enjoys doing that has no effect on you either way. And, he probably doesn't care if people think it's gross, because he likes it. Why should we cater to what other people may or may not like? You only live once.

[–]literroy 0 points1 point ago

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But who gets to define what "gross" is? Maybe this guy doesn't think it's gross. Or maybe he actually wants to be gross, who knows?

[–]reddit_god 4 points5 points ago

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Then people will look at him, think "Gross", and move on.

There's no hidden implication behind it. He's free to do what he wants, and we're free to think it looks ridiculous (or not). That's where it ends.

[–]kingbot 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah it worked, even on an iPad it brought me to the app

[–]MBaleine 1 point2 points ago

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I was wondering when you would show up.

I mean you in the sense of what you are saying. There are a lot of bashers here, but i was curious when someone defending it would come along.

[–]ttd12345 7 points8 points ago

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You dont get it man... he's just misunderstood.

[–]double-o-awesome -1 points0 points ago

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because fucking painful stupid decisions are AWESOME MAN!!! FUCK!

[–]potentially_34432 27 points28 points ago

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if that is what makes him happy... go for it. but i have a real hard time looking at him

[–]afnj 6 points7 points ago

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This explains that chunk of metal in my soylent green.

[–]HonestlyImportant 12 points13 points ago

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[–]utterpedant 136 points137 points ago

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Funny how we're not seeing the usual "Body art is a beautiful expression, how dare you closed-minded assholes judge someone for it!" crowd lining up to defend ol' smushface here.

[–]problemredditfags 123 points124 points ago

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I only defend the good looking ones.

[–]SmoothWD40 33 points34 points ago

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  1. Be good looking.
  2. Don't be ugly.

[–]TheBluePanda 37 points38 points ago

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  1. Don't smush your face.

[–]rtechnix 37 points38 points ago

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I respect his freedom to do it, but I also reserve my right to make fun of him for it

[–]Prockzed 43 points44 points ago

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I think this could be called "a lost cause"

[–]Entwash 27 points28 points ago

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He looks like Friar Tuck that's been shot in the face with a hockey puck shotgun.

[–]Prockzed 2 points3 points ago

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Well put.

[–]Generality 30 points31 points ago

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I'll chip in. While all body art/modification may not be beautiful to me, I respect his freedom to do with his body what he wants. Bod mods like this are kind of like obesity when you think about it; drastic changes in body image that most people find revolting and, even if reversed, will still leave evidence of their existence. Except that his cheek sphincters don't leave him with an elevated risk of heart disease and diabetes I guess.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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I respect his freedom to do with his body what he wants.

I recognize his freedom to do what he likes with his body. And then I'm going to laugh at him for doing something this fucking stupid.

[–]heathersak 8 points9 points ago

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My first thought was the risk he must face of infection :\

[–]thattallfellow 38 points39 points ago

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haha, the risk he must FACE

...I'll show myself out.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Really? Seriously? EVERYONE respects the right of everyone else to do it. No one is asking it should be forbidden.

The debate that utterpedant reffers to is between those who think body art is something objectively ugly and those who think whether it looks good or not is subjective.

[–]tkingdoll 5 points6 points ago

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You sometimes get folk who argue that people who do this sort of thing then expect state handouts because they can't get a job. My usual response is to ask for evidence for the particular case being discussed. Not that I'm a fan of this sort of face decoration, but it's an easy target for assumptions.

[–]GuffinMopes 2 points3 points ago

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They're limiting their job opportunities. It's not even debatable. Not all but many employers will be biased against someone loaded with stretchy holes plugged with hockey pucks in their faces.

[–]tkingdoll 1 point2 points ago

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That isn't the same as claiming they are a drain on the state, though. Besides, it might go alongside a career in, say, tattooing, performance art, piercing, journalism (for certain publications), etc. It's only career-limiting if you want a career that doesn't allow for crazy faces. Although that's most careers, it's not all. Plus, hey, many people are shut out of a good chunk of careers for lots of reasons. Not smart enough, not good enough grades, too lazy, too fussy, lost an arm mountain-climbing, etc.

[–]MrBokbagok 1 point2 points ago

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The kind of people that do this aren't looking for the kind of work where their employer will be judging their looks anyway.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What about those people who want to cut off their own limbs? They're making themselves less useful to society in the process, and possibly suffer from a mental disorder that could potential be cured.

Should they be allowed to do so, despite these arguments?

[–]Generality 1 point2 points ago

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That's an interesting question that I'm not sure I have an answer to. People do plenty of things to make themselves "less useful" to society. You could say that morbidly obese people abuse their bodies to the point of being less useful to society, and suffer from a food addiction that could potentially be cured. Our solution? We give them scooters paid for by Medicare/Medicaid. So I guess we could make excessive body modifications illegal, but then we'd also have to make being obese illegal.

Even that has shades of gray. Say a person wants to slice off their limbs, but has secured enough funding to support themselves for their lifetime, or has a job that does not require said limb. Freedom is a tricky thing sometimes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well said. I hadn't considered fatness. There's a huge spectrum of negative behaviors that impact society that aren't really legislated or controlled. Suicide, alcoholism, pedophilia, and so on only get you in trouble if you act on them in a bad way.

I guess that was just a thought-experiment. In today's America, if you were to self-amputate your legs you wouldn't be punished for it. I'm okay with that.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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it's only pretty if at least some other people think it's pretty yeah?

[–]lotictrance 1 point2 points ago

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We have.

I don't give a damn. In no way would I ever want to have that many piercings or stretch them as far as dude did, but it makes absolutely zero difference to me if he does.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There is a difference between body art and self mutilation.

I wouldn't really consider body art a beautiful expression anyway. Everyone has tattoos or piercings. All you're expressing is that you want to be the same as everyone else.

[–]clickfordetails 0 points1 point ago

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Oh please, get over yourself. Just because I wear pants and t-shirts doesn't mean I want to be the same as everyone else. We all have different opinions about what looks good. I like piercings because they're basically accessories. Having my lip pierced, for example, is barely a step up from wearing a necklace. And, tattoos? They're like customizable decorations for your body. Don't be so quick to judge.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I just wouldn't consider tattoos or piercings anymore unique or beautiful than (to take from your example) wearing pants and a t-shirt.

[–]skitz1o1 16 points17 points ago

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"Why did you do this to your face?"

"Bfella oefpdj jfierjos oaepo fdaddfplplpl."

[–]The2ndBest 5 points6 points ago

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how does he eat without food leaking out everywhere?

[–]13en 75 points76 points ago

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Look how unique and individual he is! Also unemployable!

[–]remf3 17 points18 points ago

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I would normally agree with this statement, then I started going to Peet's coffee and Whole Foods. About a quarter of the staff are similar to this guy, at least in Northern California. Before they went under, there was a guy that worked at Border's with a giant crucifix tattoo'd on the side of his face.

[–]CoffinRehersal 18 points19 points ago

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Do you want to work at Border's for the rest of your life?

[–]turdking 65 points66 points ago

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That should no longer be an issue.

[–]Cluster_Funk 3 points4 points ago

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[–]howlingman 7 points8 points ago

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Fuck big game hunters and poachers. They cut his fucking tusks off.

[–]BruschiOnTap 3 points4 points ago

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The White Zombie sweater is fitting.... In more ways than one.

[–]HappySod 18 points19 points ago

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This is worse that that guy who turned himself into a tiger/big cat.

It must be difficult for him to speak...I kind of want to see it. For science.

[–]Laserblaster 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that guy at the airport. He was being stopped by customs, because they where trying to find out whether he could transport his fur jacket. It looked like a leopord skin to me.

[–]bormon 12 points13 points ago

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You know sometime people do this body art / mutilation stuff and you think to yourself, "That's fucking crazy! I would never do that but I got to admit it still looks fucking cool!"

This is not one of those times. This guy looks like a tard.

[–]TokiDokiHaato 2 points3 points ago

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Initial thought: I wonder if he ever takes them out and sticks things through the holes in his cheeks for lolz.

[–]Sir_Doopalot 3 points4 points ago

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I think that there is a reason I only see pictures of this guy with a hoodie on.

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Reminds me of where Dave Barry wrote about how some religious Indians (not sure sure about the exact religion, but its irrelevant) view Christians and vice versa. The tale how the Indian drinks a cup of piss and laughs at the Christians communion or something with the flipside too.

The general attitude seems to be "well I'm open minded and all, but this man doesn't want to be employed," and looks like an "attention whore". These opinions are fine and dandy. They are opinions as regarded to this man as a mathematical economist would view some of the outrageous solutions proposed for the debt ceiling. 90 years ago, people said the same thing about certain quirks that now bland and not-so-quirky today. Reading some of these is like listening to my grandma complain about cleavage.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I find this difficult to fap to.

[–]SalMinella 9 points10 points ago

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Out of curiosity, what do you hunt Canadians with? Rifle? Bow? Labatts?

[–]CoffinRehersal 13 points14 points ago

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Hockey pucks work well. They'll chase hockey pucks for miles.

[–]intensenerd 1 point2 points ago

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Unless they're from Toronto.

[–]br549xt93 19 points20 points ago

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Can he collect unemployment for the rest of his life?

[–]viceversa 4 points5 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]NoMomo 4 points5 points ago

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Find pictures of people on the internet to hate.

[–]MrEnchlala 20 points21 points ago

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This is what I like to call an attention whore

[–]TheLoveKraken 2 points3 points ago

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This wasn't a choice, it was a hockey accident.

[–]callmeshu 3 points4 points ago

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I want to see him ride a roller coaster and/or skydive.

[–]Chitery 10 points11 points ago

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Roook at meeeeefff!

[–]ryancarpenter 1 point2 points ago

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HE LOOKS LIKE A MINECRAFT CREEPER.

[–]JustinTahraf 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to show this to my parents so that they feel better about my tattoo.

[–]OHMEGA 8 points9 points ago

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He has Corporate America written all over him.

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[–]tremens 6 points7 points ago

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From a BME writeup about him, there's photos of him with the plugs removed.

[–]ButteredTigers 1 point2 points ago

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How does he even speak or eat?!

[–]p1n3s0l 1 point2 points ago

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[NSFL]

[–]northendtrooper 1 point2 points ago

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I wondered what would happened if he sneezed.

[–]Bluedemonfox 1 point2 points ago

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More like how can he eat and speak properly. His mouth is almost covered by his own cheeks!

[–]gwarsh41 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if he could ever put little speakers in those holes.

[–]tekka444 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a pokemon

[–]muddd3d 1 point2 points ago

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Great guy if you need an extra hockey puck!

[–]Bst1337 1 point2 points ago

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Beauty comes at the price of only being able to eat soup with a straw.

[–]George_The_Curious 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate

[–]andiamben 1 point2 points ago

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He reminds me of arseface from Preacher.

[–]bobedwards 1 point2 points ago

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Predator?

[–]Chargelot 1 point2 points ago

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HEY MUM! LOOK! LOOK MUM! LOOK AT ME!

[–]nancybotwin33 1 point2 points ago

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oh dear god....

[–]thebearjuden 1 point2 points ago

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Are you kidding me?! BEST CHOICE EVER!!!

That is the best fishy face I have ever seen!

[–]OlePuddinHead 1 point2 points ago

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How much fucking attention do you need asshole ?

[–]imatat 1 point2 points ago

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The scary part is that if we never discovered agriculture, there's a good chance we would all look like this and not think a thing of it.

[–]kentamari 1 point2 points ago

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cheek plugs? with the chin plug too, his cheeks dropping like that remind me of my old hamster

[–]bunsofcheese 4 points5 points ago*

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I'm seeing a pretty strong thread of "How can he expect to get a job looking like that!?"

I know several people with noticeable body mods/facial tattoos and they're all employed - a couple of them run their own businesses, one's a successful artist and the others just work for employers who know there's more to a person than what's on the outside.

Consider the person who is severely burned, or born with some disfiguring facial deformation - while not the same thing as having hockey pucks in your face, isn't it all really about the same thing? Fine, maybe he won't work at A&F or Old Navy, but if he's good at what he does, why should what he looks like be a factor in whether he gets to work or not?

EDIT - I figured this would happen.

I wasn't comparing burn victims to folks with facial tattoos or extreme body mods - the point that I was trying to make was that regardless of how a person looks, they should be hired for their skills and not their appearance.

I love how everyone wants to jump to conclusions.

jeez

[–]lordtaco 3 points4 points ago

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because burns and disfiguring facial deformations aren't voluntary.

[–]hardtoremember 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't hire anyone with facial tattoos/mods to serve my customers. People don't generally react well to it. No matter how good they are at selling it won't make a difference if customers are afraid of or uncomfortable around him/her.

[–]fucking_leverpostej 1 point2 points ago

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Awww, turn that frown upside down!

[–]nubanx 5 points6 points ago

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...or.. perhaps inside out?

[–]iBleeedorange 1 point2 points ago

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Get Arnold. The predator is here.

[–]SevenWordSummaries 6 points7 points ago*

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His dad did not hug me enough.

[–]Al-Dunya 19 points20 points ago

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he should have been hugging his son instead of you ಠ_ಠ

[–]SevenWordSummaries 10 points11 points ago

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Dad hugs me for looking at son.

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points ago

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Hint: Look at the username.

[–]Al-Dunya 4 points5 points ago

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ok...so your name isnt Aslon. what ಠ_ಠ

[–]fappingmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I'm can't seem to be able to look away.

[–]rmaci 2 points3 points ago

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simply WTF

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

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That look goes well with his extra chromosome.

[–]jamduck 2 points3 points ago

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I know his mom must be so proud of him.

[–]tohk 1 point2 points ago

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He probably doesnt even need a job, getting paid for interviews and photo shoots as, "the guy who actually did it"

[–]tremens 13 points14 points ago

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He actually seems to actively avoid having his photo taken, and I don't believe anybody has ever managed to get an interview with him. Here's a brief writeup on him.

In stark contrast to Rick "Zombie Boy" Genest who has parlayed his modifications and tattoos into a highly successful fashion and modeling career.

[–]Blackboxeq 1 point2 points ago

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Sand People!! RUN

[–]CarissaAnne74 1 point2 points ago

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I get that everyone has a right to express themselves, but I hope my kids find a healthier way of doing it that doesn't have that "ick" factor

[–]carterknudsen 1 point2 points ago

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And this is what I saw.

[–]funk_master_khan 1 point2 points ago

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If you smear cold mud on yourselves, he can't see you.

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[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 0 points1 point ago

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HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! AM I UNIQUE YET?

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Regrets. He has had them all.

[–]nihonniboku 0 points1 point ago

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I read an article a year or two ago about this guy. This photo is from several years ago. He has since taken those out, and his skin hasn't fully healed over. He apparently regrets it now. There are photos with it too.

[–]FuhRealBruh 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

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Just....Just....

I just don't even feel sorry for him. :/

[–]Taintmash 0 points1 point ago

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More Human than Human......