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[–]Glayve 7 points8 points ago

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Please credit the original artist, Slug.

[–]losian 6 points7 points ago

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Nice. So, my girlfriend sitting right across from me actually made this, there's also a slightly nicer 'kisses' version.

It's up for sale on her redbubble site, it was a stupid doodle that people liked so it also a shirt - http://www.redbubble.com/people/slugheart/t-shirts/7227736-the-entrepreneur-blowjobs

Also, props to 'Glayve' for crediting her FA page in the comments here. :)

[–]acewing 5 points6 points ago

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its a good thing i brought a dime

[–]iamablackbeltman 10 points11 points ago

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I'd do it, but I'd feel bad breaking off all of those shiny white teeth.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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is your dick the hammer?

[–]Zoltar23 5 points6 points ago

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This pic came from fur affinity.

[–]sonsofboagneres 2 points3 points ago

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A mouth is a mouth

[–]parkercx12 2 points3 points ago

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]neverfoakley 0 points1 point ago

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can't beat the price

[–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago

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I can't really help that fact.

[–]Christophoro 0 points1 point ago

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That's one way to get a PA piercing.

[–]FotTheWuck 0 points1 point ago

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So you'd just give a tip, right?

[–]msbrooklyn 0 points1 point ago

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if you did that you would HAVE a pussy.

[–]ckcornflake 0 points1 point ago

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Is anyone else reminded of Kraid?

[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, you are what you eat.

[–]poop_friction -1 points0 points ago

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went better than expected

[–]daberg -1 points0 points ago

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r/wtf is thataway -->

[–]smoothVTer -3 points-2 points ago

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Whenever someone calls me a pussy, I will invariably say "Gee, thanks for calling me a magical orgasm machine." Then they thing about it and walk away.