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[–]PreExRedditor 129 points130 points ago

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imagine if this behavior pattern somehow won out in the scheme of natural selection, and all contemporary dogs did this while eating

[–]_Collin 68 points69 points ago

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We shall start the selective breeding immediately.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 56 points57 points ago

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I agree, somebody get that dog laid.

[–]Inappropriate_Remark 49 points50 points ago

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Reporting for duty, sir!

[–]craigles 0 points1 point ago

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Or if all contemporary humans... That would be hilariously inefficient. But hilarious nonetheless.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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I've never laughed so hard in my reddit life.

[–]evilhankventure 11 points12 points ago

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When I think of how many people out there are working in comedy that can't make me laugh as hard as that dog did, it gets even funnier

[–]Kireas 7 points8 points ago

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FUCK YOU I'M AT WORK I NEED TO STOP LAUGHING!

[–]lazyduke 2 points3 points ago

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This is the hardest I've laughed all month.

FTFY

[–]kadavy 1 point2 points ago

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Long time, considering each Reddit year is worth 380 human years.

[–]SavageSeas 41 points42 points ago

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How in the fuck?!?!?!

[–]Thumbz8 29 points30 points ago

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it took me a sec, but I think it's the black dog putting pressure on the brown ones neck that pivots it over its front legs.

[–]9ren 6 points7 points ago

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s/black/grey/

[–]verisimilarity 21 points22 points ago

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What he sed.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Like anyone gives a grep.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 5 points6 points ago

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This is getting awkward.

[–]NathanFillion 3 points4 points ago

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No.

[–]TheMediumPanda 2 points3 points ago

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I think for a short period of time the time/space continuum was out of balance. That and the black dog.

[–]TheCornbread 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, it seems like small pups can lose their balance while facing their heads down. My chihuahua always ends up accidentally standing on his two front legs while eating. It's hilarious.

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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It's probably some mix of all these things.

[–]froghead123 1 point2 points ago*

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Also I think the bowl is down a slope. He was actually a bit higher than the bowl.

Edit: spelling.

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[–]froghead123 1 point2 points ago

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You think you're tough?

[–]the_the_ 5 points6 points ago

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I read a theory the last time this picture was posted. The theory was that the particular breed of dog in question generally develops in a strange type of way before it develops balance and coordination. As such, the dog is just getting too excited eating, and having a tough time controlling itself. The way it was said though made it seem like a much more obvious answer.

Oh found the post before I even finished the post. Link

Sometimes puppies can lose their balance when they put their head down, as their head is so large compared to the rest of their body. It doesn't help that they are also still developing their motor skills. Some breeds are more prone to... incidents like this than others, haha.

[–]Universe_Man 9 points10 points ago

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The dog losing balance doesn't explain how his whole body lifts into the air like he's on the Vomit Comet.

[–]dreinn 0 points1 point ago

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You made me laugh just as hard as the gif.

[–]the_the_ 0 points1 point ago

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Think of his front legs like a fulcrum.

[–]TheMeatball 1 point2 points ago

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I had a chihuahua who would frequently do this. Her head was so large in proportion to her body that bowing it down low enough to eat would sometimes cause her to "see-saw", and her feet would lift up so she was doing a little handstand. She never bailed like in the video though.

[–]LadyEru 33 points34 points ago

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I want some of your anti-gravity food. o-o

[–]shouldofusedc 44 points45 points ago

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That was delicious, thanks.o-o

[–]fwerp 4 points5 points ago

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Your subtle funny made my week. Have another upvote good sir!

[–]diogenesbarrel 2 points3 points ago

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Only your butt gets lighter.

[–]FranMan32 3 points4 points ago

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That one there is broken.

[–]thymelincoln 22 points23 points ago

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not everyone noticed, but the doggies are eating repasta.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 8 points9 points ago

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Possibly they noticed, but didn't feel like whining.

[–]MCCCXXXVII 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like ES:Oblivion dog physics were accurate.

[–]Lluuiiggii 5 points6 points ago

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I believe a slide whistle is in order here

[–]Vinura 2 points3 points ago

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There's always one....

[–]Lekz 6 points7 points ago

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It was just a tactic to hog more of the food!

[–]shiny_brine 5 points6 points ago

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That's a pro-bowl hogging move!

[–]ContactSc[S] 5 points6 points ago

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yeah he's totally going to be a little husky

[–]iPanic 2 points3 points ago

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H-to-the-usky husky.

[–]HugeDouche 4 points5 points ago

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i've just been sitting here chortling at this for 10 minutes straight

this is just the best gif... ever.

[–]ghettobox 1 point2 points ago

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Damn kids, with their moshpits and stage diving..you never do that around a trough though..perhaps they'll learn a lesson someday

[–]xirtue 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the black dog just bounced.

[–]isleshocky 1 point2 points ago

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He's the pick of the litter.

[–]Phonda 1 point2 points ago

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EXERCISE THE DEMONS!

[–]Donigleus 1 point2 points ago

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I love the ninja kick at the end.

[–]GonzoVeritas 1 point2 points ago

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The Force is strong in this one.

[–]bettytumor 1 point2 points ago

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I believe this may have been a failed UFO abduction attempt.

[–]thebrighid 1 point2 points ago

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Great morning laugh. Too cute!

[–]zaran10 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else have dreams of this happening to them? Feet just suddenly start rising into the air with the body just hanging below.

[–]PontifexPrimus 1 point2 points ago

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Seems to be not unheard of in puppies, here is a video clip of a different one.

[–]lordmalifico 7 points8 points ago

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Despite it being a repost, I laughed until I cried watching this. How in the hell did that happen?!

[–]lazyduke -1 points0 points ago

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Don't encourage them!

[–]fwerp 5 points6 points ago

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Not trying to be a PETA leg humper or anything, but is there a reason the dog is doing this? Anyone know?

I laughed, it's so cute. But I'd hate to find out he has some sort of rare anti-ass-gravity disease or something and that I laughed at it. :(

[–]a_starfish 1 point2 points ago

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ugh you PETA scumbag, you

[–]AhhGingerKids 0 points1 point ago

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rare anti-ass-gravity disease :'D thank you.

[–]Nihilistic_Snail 6 points7 points ago

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I hate it when two gay dudes touch dicks in front of me when I'm eating my cereal.

[–]lurking_boner 2 points3 points ago

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wat

[–]Se7en_Sinner 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. I was having a bad day, this was very uplifting.

[–]EYESUCK 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously! Reddit just convinced me levitation does Not exist from a priest IAMA, Now reddit convinces me other wise. Either way i'm hungry.

[–]Juggernog 1 point2 points ago

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How? What? How? What? (Forever)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm an expert in science and it looks to me like gravity temporarily shut down causing the pup to float and then fall as gravity kicked back in. I would need access to the scene to study it more closely.

[–]cenkozan 2 points3 points ago

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And I was waiting something dropped from the fork while eating soup, or your mouth getting all soucy when with a girl. But a dog, uncalled, epic choose of title!

[–]GeneralTurgeson 1 point2 points ago

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Words . . . Yes

[–]Universe_Man 0 points1 point ago

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Sentences . . . No

[–]demain_il_fera_jour 2 points3 points ago

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THIS IS NOT HOW TO DO THE DOWNWARD DOG

[–]300zxkyle -1 points0 points ago

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this is how to do the upward dog.

[–]LadyCheeba 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even know dogs could do handstands!

[–]GavinRC 1 point2 points ago

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I can only think of one thing : food ghosts

[–]hotsavoryaujus 2 points3 points ago

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I always know what day of the month it is based on this repost.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Whines like yours, unfortunately, are continuous, so I can't use them as a calendar.

[–]Trashcanman33 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, anyone know the source of this video? Looks just like my 4 year old dog "Tessie", and I got her from a barn, she was in a stall just like that. Has the pure white belly and everything. Sure it's prob not, but interested to know, if anyone has the skills to find out.

[–]skeez 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, it's your dog. You're welcome.

[–]sittingathome 0 points1 point ago

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L E V E R A G E

[–]chelseac30 0 points1 point ago

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That's how you clear bitches out of the way

[–]DeadFreshman 0 points1 point ago

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On the good side, it removes atleast 2 critters from your bowl!

[–]meowskywalker 0 points1 point ago

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A move like that really requires the cooperation of the flip-ee.

[–]haesuse 0 points1 point ago

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Love how the other brown one never even looks to see what's up, just keeps on eating.

Fucks? He's not giving any.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Are they eating a pizza?

[–]skittlespeddler 0 points1 point ago

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How did that dog just suddenly start breakdancing while eating?

[–]AhhGingerKids 0 points1 point ago

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This whole thread has had me crying with laughter, thanks guys :)

[–]nan0meter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Whitezine 0 points1 point ago

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WTF

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Inevitably, some people leave the table when the retarded kid starts falling over it.

[–]dberis 0 points1 point ago

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A reverse tzukahara!! Very impressive in a canine.

[–]LAULitics -2 points-1 points ago

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Wasn't this on the front page yesterday? Keeping things fresh I see...

[–]Repost_Fuck_You -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck You

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -3 points-2 points ago

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downvote

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[–]EVILFISH -1 points0 points ago

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how come retard animals are getting more common?

[–]Zyberst -1 points0 points ago

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Oh i hate when that happens!

[–]thejoe -1 points0 points ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day.

[–]Tuddles28 -1 points0 points ago

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I've been watching this for five minutes and I have no idea how this happened.

[–]gloomdoom -3 points-2 points ago

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For fuck's sake I've seen this no less than 20 times in the past 8 months.

[–]dd_123 -2 points-1 points ago

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Someone has put some fishing line under the dog's back legs and is lifting the dog. Funny, but a little cruel.

[–]lolingtonmclol -2 points-1 points ago

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My Patterdale used to do that when he was a puppy but he would balance with his back legs in the air #skill

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Every. Fucking. Day.

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[–]_Collin 4 points5 points ago

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fuck you i love dogs

[–]fuckinscrub -4 points-3 points ago

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i would have drowned that dog first