How I feel when someone cuts in line in front of me.

VampireOnTitus · 1 year

Ya know what really grinds my gears? When I get in line somewhere like a Starbucks and the next person to get in line (usually this'll be a middle-aged woman) doesn't just wait behind me like she's supposed to; rather, she stands alongside me, almost threatening to cut. And as the line moves, the charade continues, and she might even seem to edge her way ahead of me. She's still over to the side, and she'll still concede my position in front of her when it's time to order, but it's irksome because I wind up being hyper-aware of her the whole time.

NonPermissive · 1 year

"Excuse me, but I think you just cut in line."

Snowsickle · 1 year

A 300lb guy once cut me in line for ice cream. That was the worst.

sonispumoni · 1 year

don't go to india.

cupsarap · 1 year

Jesus...this is her now?

Tarplicious · 1 year

This is especially common in the two-counter convenience store. I don't understand why the clerk says "I can help the next person in line please" and the last person in line feels entitled to the newly opened line. We also have a McDonald's in my town with the drive-thru that splits after a certain point and the mouthbreathers here cannot wrap their minds around the fact that it is one line, that merely splits into two separate ordering stations. They will drive over bushes and children to cut in front of you and get in that second portion of the line.

cdude · 1 year

So angry you go home and post about it on reddit? I really don't wanna cross you then.

callipygian1 · 1 year

my stock line...

"excuse me, we seem to have a little dispute here. we can resolve it in one of two ways. the civilized way is the principle of the queue, where first come is first served. the uncivilized way is whoever is bigger, stronger and meaner will be first served."

the slightest hesitation gets them a kick in the balls.

[deleted] · 1 year

At Panera Bread the other day I went to go fill my soda up at the fountain, and this guy literally darts behind me, almost like he was gliding, and hovers so close that I could actually feel his breath.

I haven't been a minor for almost a decade but the whole way he carried himself and responded to me giving the "Hey dude, there's enough for everyone and I'm almost done, because it's a tank and it sprays things" face gave me the distinct impression that he was a pedophile and considered me prey.

yankeebayonet · 1 year

no butts!

TheLastGuitarHero · 1 year

...The dog talks, right? What the Hell movie is this again?

Senatorsmiles · 1 year

Relevant

adolf_huggler · 1 year

Always give a person who is wrong an exit strategy to save face. That way they'll do what you want.

I say to them "Oh, sorry, I was waiting in line", implying with tone that they made a simple mistake and cut me on accident (when it is clear they didn't). While saying this I budge myself in front of them. It works every time without any sort of altercation; they accept the excuse I give them, and I get back in front of them.

[deleted] · 1 year

"At least my dog doesn't look like a q-tip!"

Don't judge me.

6fingers4toes · 1 year

what movie was that from. I remember watching that part over and over... before I knew what a gif was

mistergookey · 1 year

Say tut, think prick. It's the British way.

hannahalexia · 1 year

Have not seen that movie since the nineties. Nostalgia kick.

kinnaq · 1 year

Like shaking a dildo angrily?

TodTheTyrant · 1 year

never go to greece...i was afraid people would pee from behind me while waiting for the urinal... no respect for lines at all

flargenhargen · 1 year

I am a redditor, but I do not have this problem.

If someone cuts in front of me I tell them to get the fuck to the back where they belong.

Try it, feels great.

JoefromOhio · 1 year

this morning i was waiting for the bus for work...theres a big crowd at the stop because its been a while and so when the bus gets there i line up with everyone else like a civil person and wait my turn to get on... only some asshat walks up, late, and jumps in line right in front of me. rather than cause a scene i allow it, not realizing how full the bus already was. but then the bus driver cuts the line off right after him, closes the doors and drives off, leaving me standing there like a little bitch... it made me 10 minutes late for work and when i was waiting for the second bus i leaned against a rail which got rust all over my shorts.

thepowerisyours · 1 year

Oh man. There's these two Mexican ladys that are cashiers where I work. They don't speak a word of English, and come off as total bitches whenever I see them. When punching in/out they constantly cut large groups of people, getting their check? Cut them too. Everywhere. So I have a 15 minute break, only break of the day, and I'm in a fairly large line of people so I don't have much time. Then they both at the same time, just cut in front of me. So I look at them for a second..and normally I let things like that slide because I don't give a shit, but I had a enough of them. I poke em on the shoulder and say "Excuse me, you just cut me." They look, but I'm not sure if they understand or not, so they just stay there. Then in a really stern intimidating voice, I say "HEY, YOU CUT ME". Then they turn around and start saying shit like they don't know what they did like "Oh so sorry so sorry". Yea, you know what the fuck you did. You're not sorry you cut me, you're sorry that someone finally called you out. Hate some people man. And before you say it's a misunderstanding, they do it all the time. They know what they are doing. They just don't give a shit about anyone else.

Plutoid · 1 year

Anyone know what the source of this is?

_Noise · 1 year

I can honestly say I've never been cut in line since grade school, and have never ever seen anyone get cut. I'd imagine my reaction would be similar.

vince1727 · 1 year

I don't like looking at that

bugzrrad · 1 year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IdM84YVmV0

north_of_sanity · 1 year

and then there's blood everywhere

Wonderjea · 1 year

The way the kid looks is how I imagine Timothy Spall looked as a child.

Racheldkane · 1 year

I once pulled a 10-year-old girl's hair for cutting in front of me at Walgreens. She whipped around when i did it and i just looked away. True story.

kellyfbo · 1 year

Don't move to Asia, man. It's like an entire continent full of children and old people who do not respect the queue.

zbegra · 1 year

You must be british?

yousaywhutnow · 1 year

also how i feel when i cut infront of someone and they react this way...

ElmertheAwesome · 1 year

Have you ever been so angry you waved a brush? I have.

melclark · 1 year

Yeah, but what if they Chinese cut you?

shadowofpersephone · 1 year

I usually retort with a "Fuck you, you're not next in line, I am."

smwatkin · 1 year

wow. This is my girlfriend's little sister. LULZ

thesoppywanker · 1 year

How I look when someone cuts in line in front of me.

FTFY

Swerdman55 · 1 year

What is this from?

vampyprincess88 · 1 year

Ha, see. I went to a Muse concert last night and my friend was trying to cut ahead. I told her someone would react this way and that we should be good people. BTW Muse was amazing;)

[deleted] · 1 year

this is quite possibly the ugliest thing i have ever seen

YOU_MADE_ME · 1 year

If someone cutting you off is the worst thing that happens to you that day, you're pretty fucking lucky. Enjoy your life.

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