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[–]chipschallenge 43 points44 points ago

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The Joker: [over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Earth's most wanted carnivorous dinosaur collection, or the sweet and innocent other species? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the species on the other boat might not be so noble.

[–]zburdsal 25 points26 points ago

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dinosours: I can't reach the button, my hands are too tiny!

other boat: Wooh! Opposable thumbs!

[–]Sebguer 3 points4 points ago

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Twist: The Joker's God.

[–]I_give_insults -3 points-2 points ago

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I would think that his God is our God too if he exists.

[–]ew73 -1 points0 points ago

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Tonight, on BIG BROTHER!

[–]xevi 1 point2 points ago

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You need more upvotes for such a great reference. Well played.

[–]xiphia 18 points19 points ago

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And this is how they did it!

[–]npno 5 points6 points ago

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REPOST I SAW THIS YESTERDAY

[–]darbish 6 points7 points ago

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The name of the comic this comes from is Bizarro.

The artist's website

Bonus Fun Fact: Nearly every comic done by Dan Piraro contains a piece of pie and a stick of lit dynamite.

[–]Doktor_Rob 1 point2 points ago

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Among other symbols. He also usually puts a small number by his name indicating how many. In the case of this comic it was 4: The Fish of Humility and K2 as well as the Pie of Opportunity and the dynamite of... hmm... he doesn't say.

[–]funny_hats11235 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering what the piece of pie was doing there… But how is it floating?!

[–]TahsinTekin 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Skuly 4 points5 points ago

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Well you know its a blatant repost when a picture says its an X-post to r/funny when it's in r/funny..

[–]mtux96 55 points56 points ago

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4 months ago... didn't see it.

5 months ago... didn't see it.

7 months ago... didn't see it.

9 months ago... didn't see it.

2 years ago... didn't see it.

2 hours ago... Saw it... Thank you OP.

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

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the poster this time has a relevant username as well

[–]SMFishbone 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. What's with people on here getting irked over something that's been posted before? So what?! I had actually never seen it and totally cracked up. Thanks for posting OP!!

[–]GAFMisat0 2 points3 points ago

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[–]hobblyhoy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AcronymEjr 1 point2 points ago

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One More Theory comic:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j7r2f/seems_legit/

http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/glo98/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/h8yhl/this_explains_everything/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/h8iwh/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/gyxwv/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ghvxq/just_one_more_theory_xpost_from_rpics/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/gpgxo/not_one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ght09/just_one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/frmvg/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ew5g8/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/bo0yz/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/aspuy/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/b2l1q/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/9gx9s/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/7ngw8/one_more_theory_comic/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7rs7x/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7f31f/one_more_theory/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/asqhu/i_call_bull_shit_there_is_no_way_noah_could_have/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/arnbm/how_creationists_explain_the_extinction_of/

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/7s2wo/what_really_happened_to_the_dinosaurs/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cifsp/another_theory_of_the_destruction_of_the_dinosaurs/

[–]Ultraseamus 2 points3 points ago

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You sure put in some effort there. I can respect that, but the fact of the matter is, until this 20th repost, I had not seen the image. No doubt the OP is just fishing for easy karma by reposting a popular image; but in the end it works out for me.

[–]AcronymEjr 2 points3 points ago

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That's cool, I'm just keeping a runny tally.

[–]this_barb -2 points-1 points ago

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Might want to take some anti-histamines for that.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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You must have a lot of time on your hands. Who cares if it is a re-post.

Reddit grows so much every day. No new redditor checks the history of previous posts to determine if it has already been posted. If that was the case, r/askreddit wouldn't be asking me every week what my last words would be or what I think is more likely: zombie apocalypse or alien invasion. Get over it!

You don't HAVE to look at it. You don't to comment on it.

[–]AcronymEjr 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're more upset over my comment than I am over the repost. When I see this comic I just root around my previous comments, find where I've posted this before, add the new version, and comment.

Relax, and take your own last two sentences into consideration.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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You're right. I am upset about your comment but completely indifferent to the re-post.

[–]Psycoustic 1 point2 points ago

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Seems very plausible.

[–]microsoftsam 1 point2 points ago

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"we are sick and tired of that damn T-Rex turning the a/c off in the middle of the night"

[–]av4rice 1 point2 points ago

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Jurassic Ark

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

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TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!

[–]reptizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Can I get this on a shirt?

[–]BONUSBOX 0 points1 point ago

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"i think the students should decide what to believe"

[–]intertron1 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe everyone else but Noah asked god to build them a boat.

[–]ohdoylerulez90 0 points1 point ago

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Instead of just leaving them to drown?.....Well, those who could drown, anyway.

[–]Ultimate_Thor 0 points1 point ago

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See this is amusing but stuff like this is when it kind of sucks to be in biology or have knowledge on this area. Instead of enjoying the comedy I just think about how incorrect and illogical it is. The mammals depicted in the large boat hadn't even evolved at the time of dinosaurs so it doesn't make any sense for the scenario depicted here to occur. In fact it was the dinosaurs extinction that essentially left an opening for new animals to evolve and take over (these being mammals).

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect and illogical? You mean exactly like the notion of having 2 of every animal on earth on one ark? Here's a hint: none of any of it makes sense, and that's the funny.

[–]Ultimate_Thor 0 points1 point ago

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I don't believe the ark thing either. I just looked at it from that view and idk, as a person of knowledge on it it doesn't make sense. I struggle to find it funny, just how it is.

[–]TwoPackShakeHer 0 points1 point ago

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Slideeeee to the left, slideeeee to right, now clap clap ya'll.

And then it was the wrong thread.

[–]abumpdabump 0 points1 point ago

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funny I see some elephants in plain sight...

[–]ICallYouJuniorMint 0 points1 point ago

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As long as Rihanna ain't in the movie, Junior Mint!

[–]beardedwizard 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there cake in the water?

[–]Vendra 0 points1 point ago

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Hypothesis*

[–]discidius 0 points1 point ago

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How many times will this image be posted?

[–]mofish1 0 points1 point ago

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Older than the internet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bizzaro is the comic maker?

He always had a dynamite sick in every comic

[–]McLarenF1God 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else notice that there is a stick of dynamite in the water and a fish nearby it? A clever little easter egg.

[–]thatrudedude 0 points1 point ago

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teach the controversy my friend...teach the controversy.

[–]CreepyJeffrey 0 points1 point ago

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Team Jesus!

[–]Rigurun 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, this is older than the street outside my house.

[–]Lluuiiggii 0 points1 point ago

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God loves all of his creatures. What a funny thought

[–]glassy125 0 points1 point ago

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makes more sense than scientology

[–]HonorInDefeat 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there pie in the sea?

[–]sevanelevan 0 points1 point ago

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It's a play on words. "Pie seas" = Pisces. "Pisces" was the name of Noah's ship (in reference to the astrological sign, which is a fish). 3 of the 8 chapters of Genesis that discuss the Flood event actually go into significant detail on why God had Noah name his ship Pisces (basically as a loose explanation for why aquatic creatures were spared God's wrath).

[–]HonorInDefeat 0 points1 point ago

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Woah. That is seriously mind blowing

[–]sevanelevan 0 points1 point ago

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I made that shit up. I ctrl+F'd "pie" to see if anyone else could explain it and found your post.

Edit: Here's an upvote to make you feel better, though.

[–]HonorInDefeat 0 points1 point ago

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LOL today I confirmed somthing I always knew: Sounding smart is half the work.

[–]FrenchFriedMushroom 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there pie and a stick of dynamite in the ocean?

[–]sylkworm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]beanswiggin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]franzdpz 0 points1 point ago

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Prove it didn't happen

You can't!

[–]6Jonnie6 1 point2 points ago

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Seems reposted.

[–]dandello 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dogonmylap 0 points1 point ago

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Noah must have been a Republican.

[–]darkangelx 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking liberal dinosaurs.

[–]EVILFISH -1 points0 points ago

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one more repost

[–]Dummies102 -1 points0 points ago

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this would help explain dr mcninja's current story arc.

[–]oneleginthebucket -4 points-3 points ago

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I hate to correct you (no not really) but "seems legit" doesn't apply here.

[–]iancole85 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't necessarily have to apply to a creepy van, you know.

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[–]imasunbear 0 points1 point ago

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GASP

[–]Scorpius289 0 points1 point ago

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Uh... true. I'll go true.