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[–]Korpse 27 points28 points ago

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I wish I knew what the best thing was to wish for in these circumstances.

Wait. Fuck.

[–]patanwilson 1 point2 points ago

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Highly underrated comment... upvote.

[–]himself_v 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you can make fortune selling the answer to people in the line.

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[–]buymorechuck 74 points75 points ago

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And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff". So they were probably playing cards and he cheated.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

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LIAR! LIAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

[–]HSMOM 54 points55 points ago

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Get Back WITCH!

[–]TheCallOfTheGonewild 52 points53 points ago

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I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, but after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!

[–]StChas77 41 points42 points ago

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You never had it so good!

[–]the_cdl 32 points33 points ago

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Have fun storming the castle.

[–]kavette 19 points20 points ago

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It would take a miracle.

[–]Mighty_Ack 16 points17 points ago

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True love, he said true love, Max!

[–]taneq 14 points15 points ago

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Wuv... twue wuv... is wat bwings us togeva today.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 6 points7 points ago

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Have you da wing?

[–]taneq 1 point2 points ago

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So tweasuah... youah wuv!

[–]AMContessa 8 points9 points ago

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These threads are what make me love Reddit so much.

[–]JokesNRiddles 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't have said it better.

[–]TheCallOfTheGonewild 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for saying that! Upvote for you.

I agree, but somehow in the last week ended up in a disagreement with some Reddit-quality-nazi in the middle of a meme-joke thread arguing how it is "a bad thing" on another Princess Bride theme.

I know not every one is a winner, but it is one of the Redditisms that I generally get a laugh at regardless.

[–]JabbrWockey 16 points17 points ago

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Fuck that, I'd wish for a MLT.

[–]jonathanrdt 20 points21 points ago

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When the mutton is nice and lean. I just love that. They're so perky.

[–]KingKane 10 points11 points ago

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Martin Luther...Ting?

[–]divbyzero0 18 points19 points ago

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Yes, from china

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Hmm

[–]nutano 121 points122 points ago

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But wait - the story can't end there.

He wished for 'True Love' and got that chick to love him.

Now seeing as she really loves him, she would most definitely offer him to choose her wish at the well, where he can get his star-fighter, bunch of cash or super powers.

[–]bobappleyard 87 points88 points ago

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Maybe she wished for love too.

[–]sprucenoose 60 points61 points ago

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Absolutely not. It can clearly be observed that she came from behind the line. BEHIND. Furthermore, it has been well established that wells grant wishes immediately. Therefore, she did not just wish for something. HENCE, she could not have wished for true love, and was forced to love him by the power of the well.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Maybe she was on line before the guy. She wished for true love, which forced the guy on line behind her to also wish for true love. They then ran in to eachother and lived happily ever after.

[–]Warlaw 7 points8 points ago

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THAT'S THE P-P-POWER OF LOVE

[–]parallaxadaisical 1 point2 points ago

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stop

[–]Warlaw 4 points5 points ago*

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DON'T TAKE MONEY

[–]TheCodexx 2 points3 points ago

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DON'T TAKE FAME

[–]Sharlto 3 points4 points ago

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DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD

[–]spazzmckiwi 1 point2 points ago

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TO RIDE THIS TRAIN!

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

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DON'T STOP, BELIEVIN'!

[–]Izzhov 8 points9 points ago

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That's really creepy.

[–]broden 4 points5 points ago

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What's creepy?

[–]hardmode 30 points31 points ago

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She was forced to love him against her will (by means of his wish). They will get married, and technically it will be against her will. She will have sex repeatedly during the course of their marriage and technically it will all be against her will.

Wish Rape is real and it affects millions every day.

The more you know...

[–]tcoxon 12 points13 points ago

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It's not against her will if the wish altered her will.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That, or, the way I read it, she probably didn't even exist until the wish was made. I don't think the well bought that spaceship on the open market. It creates what is wished for, surely. So she was created from nothing loving him from the start of her existence.

I'm a dumbass, she's in the first frame.

[–]Tmdean 4 points5 points ago

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You could still be right. She's in the first frame but he's making the wish in the same frame, so she could have been spawned into existence at the exact moment he made the wish.

[–]SeraphLink 1 point2 points ago*

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That sounds a lot like it could be the plot to the next Twilight book, careful, I hear Stephenie Meyer is one litigious manbeast.

[–]broden 1 point2 points ago

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Who ever fell in love in accordance with their will?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There was an episode of Supernatural that dealt with a wishing well, except it was controlled by an ancient Sumerian god through a coin. So you got your wishes, but with an added twist. An ugly guy wishes for a hot girl to like her but she goes overboard and obsesses about him and wont leave to a moment of peace.

TL:DR - Wishing Wells fuck your shit up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Then they're both suckers, huh?

[–]thesaddestpanda 45 points46 points ago

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She spent her wish already. 10 minutes earlier she was a guy named Larry also looking for true love.

[–]taneq 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god I lol'd.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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He should have just wished for shitloads of cash.

You know who says "Money can't buy you love?" Poor people, that's who.

[–]MrGrover 3 points4 points ago

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I do not think you know how true love works.

[–]twinkiehouse 1 point2 points ago

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Even superman can be cheated on, star fighters can die un-mourned, millionaires can be fooled out of their money by hussies.

But she can wish for the both of them to do anything. Your post is the best post, nutano.

[–]TheUpwardSpiral 32 points33 points ago

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Holy crap, there's finally a new PBF comic too!

[–]Softcorps_dn 9 points10 points ago

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HOW DID I MISS THIS.

[–]mostlyferal 1 point2 points ago

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So apparently it's all gladiator comics from here on out. I do not disapprove.

[–]inablender[S] 366 points367 points ago

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[–]plainOldFool 40 points41 points ago

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Holy Crap! He posted a new comic

[–]german80 6 points7 points ago

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WHAAAAAAAAAA..?!?!?!

[–]yatima2975 3 points4 points ago

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And there was much rejoicing! PBF is easily the best webcomic I know, and I will resume checking for new comics on an irregular basis.

[–]Eist 199 points200 points ago

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This is not a gripe at you, per se, but I am interested as to why Redditors download the image, then upload it to imgur, as opposed to just linking to the site? I would understand if it were FoxNews, or a really slow loading/shitty site, but this website would probably appreciate the traffic, and it works fine. Supporting the artists, I guess :) Oh. And thanks for crediting the artists, of course! More than most do.

[–]depanneur 259 points260 points ago

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Because people click on imgur links without even reading the title.

[–]zorbix 207 points208 points ago

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And imgur can take the load.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 343 points344 points ago

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Your mom can take the load too, as I discovered last night.

[–]zorbix 143 points144 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]stilesjp 60 points61 points ago

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She's your mom, dude!

[–]Indoorsman 29 points30 points ago

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She's a kinky board.

[–]rugbysquid 44 points45 points ago

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Kinky boards love to get nailed

[–]Indoorsman 24 points25 points ago

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I see what I did there...

[–]TheAmazingWJV -1 points0 points ago

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I call her 4chan.

[–]MananWho 27 points28 points ago

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Well, I guess we should just start hosting images on zorbix's mom from now on.

[–]dnlprkns 18 points19 points ago*

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That's pretty convenient actually, since most of my images are already OF zorbix's mom. And we know that everyone already has open access to her.

[–]twinkiehouse 11 points12 points ago

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It's funny because she is an whore.

[–]internetsuperstar 20 points21 points ago

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share the load

[–]straylight85 19 points20 points ago

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[–]lasagnarodeo 13 points14 points ago

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[–]theusernameiwanted 2 points3 points ago

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Favorite gif of all time.

[–]Victawr 2 points3 points ago

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And it works with hoverzoom.

[–]dizmog 2 points3 points ago

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Hoverzoom has ruined me, I'm so lazy now. If I have to click on it, I just skip it :(

[–]wankerbot 4 points5 points ago

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I saw imgur in your post and clicked it, where is the picture?

[–]angrytortilla 11 points12 points ago

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Probably because that comic has been posted already. This is how people repost, by hiding it in new imgur links.

[–]Rubin0 13 points14 points ago

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Because it was already submitted long ago and he wanted to resubmit it.

[–]Toe-Bee 8 points9 points ago

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[–]CarpeNivem 19 points20 points ago

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FWIW, imgur doesn't require a download and re-upload. You can just put the original URL right into imgur. So, the process is at least easier than you think.

[–]Smarag 1 point2 points ago

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I actually just use the imgur plugin. Right click -> upload to imgur. Couldn't be easier.

[–]neoncp 7 points8 points ago

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Chrome Link so everyone else doesn't have to look too.

[–]YourUsernameSucks 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you!

[–]stalka 6 points7 points ago

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Firefox Link, just... yeah.

[–]kerred 14 points15 points ago

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Isn't it because you can not link an image that already exists on here? So instead of commenting on the other post, you just upload it elsewhere so it changes the link?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Exactly this. People will claim that it's due to sever load, however popular comics like PFB won't buckle. It's karmawhoring.

[–]Craysh 7 points8 points ago

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[–]prezjordan 1 point2 points ago

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imgur is convenient for people with plugins like me.

[–]jrsherrod 1 point2 points ago

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Because if it's already been linked to, reddit goes "mofo you are resubmitting this shit" so they go, "fine fucker, Imma put it on imgur!" and tadaaa

[–]jthomason4 1 point2 points ago

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I think its a kindness, tbh. If you're not going to link to the actual page, and are just going to link to the image itself, its a courtesy. Hotlinking is frowned upon by more than a few web admins. That said, linking directly to an image rather than the page that has the image on it is a lot easier for redditors. Hosting on imgur and then crediting the original site is the best of both worlds: ease of use for redditors, less bandwidth wasted on hotlinking for the site, yet still the traffic/acknowledgement for their work.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You can upload an image to Imgur with a URL.

MrGrim made it for Reddit/Digg long ago because at the time Reddit was infested with shitty links - hosts with tons of ads like tinypic, sites that weren't used to the frontpage effect that would go down, expired links, etc. it was pretty great at the time (still is, every time I click a tinypic/photobucket link or come across one of the rare sites that does go down these days, my day is slightly ruined for a few seconds) and now it's just become the norm.

Older users click Imgur links more because they're easier to trust, newer users do it because it's become kind of like a meme/the cool thing to do.

[–]geofyre 0 points1 point ago

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because of comments like this:

Now seeing as she really loves him, she would most definitely offer him to choose her wish at the well, where he can get his star-fighter, bunch of cash or super power

[–]taneq 1 point2 points ago

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No. She lets him wish, he wishes for true love. Then, because she loves him... she wishes he had a star fighter.

That's how it's supposed to work. ._.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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the power of reddit will down most servers. Imgur can take it. It's courtesy.

[–]deimosthenes 16 points17 points ago

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I imagine something like PBF could probably take it though, it must have a reasonably large amount of traffic already.

[–]Eist 3 points4 points ago

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Interesting point. Still, at worst, it's probably a bittersweet feeling when your servers go down because you get too much traffic...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Then why bother linking to the original in the first place?

[–]B_Provisional 6 points7 points ago

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Proper attribution.

This way, if any of us Redditors really enjoyed this comic, we'll know where to go to check out other works by the same artist.

[–]slawsonator 2 points3 points ago

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i so wish he was still making new stuff. i loved those wacky cartoons.

[–]Replibacon 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe this got upvoted to the first page. Nicolas Gurwich didn't even get credit. Should we really just start posting comic strips?

[–]mike_sol 4 points5 points ago

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Depends if you like reaping piles of undeserved karma or not.

[–]handburglar 0 points1 point ago

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So you can get link karma for lifting an image off of a page and comment karma for pointing that out? The ol double dipper, eh?

[–]inablender[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Not really. I didn't know the post was going to get 800 or zero points.

[–]tkr2099 74 points75 points ago

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I'd wish I was a little bit taller, I'd wish I was a baller, I'd wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

[–]olhickory 18 points19 points ago

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[–]naked_guy_says 11 points12 points ago

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I'd wear that

[–]Rubin0 23 points24 points ago

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You'd need a new account then.

[–]naked_guy_says 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe I'm a liar

[–]UpvoteThisThrowaway2 3 points4 points ago

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You're wearing your birthday suit today.

[–]mebbee 1 point2 points ago

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You get to be a little bit taller, now quit holding up the line there dreamer.

[–]carstenhpr 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat and was a 6 foot baller (I think those are the words?). I miss that skeelo song!

[–]ahusin 19 points20 points ago

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"...and a '64 Impala", I always thought.

[–]bookey23 5 points6 points ago

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How do you miss a song? It's not like it stopped existing.

[–]trogdorkiller 11 points12 points ago

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Let's say you heard a really good song as a child, and loved the hell out of it. However as you grew older , you forgot the song entirely. Then suddenly one day you hear it again and you remember it. You were not really aware that you missed it until it came back in your memory.

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

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That happened to me the other day when someone (on reddit) reminded me of The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist.

[–]tkr2099 1 point2 points ago

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Greatest video of all time.

[–]LinesOpen 1 point2 points ago

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Correction--

and a 6-4 Impala.

[–]ReddiquetteAdvisor 1 point2 points ago

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Redditors don't know their cars.

[–]corak1985 10 points11 points ago

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Its missing the guy with the huge schlong

[–]gigitrix 20 points21 points ago

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He misses you too.

[–]uguysmakemesick 61 points62 points ago

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honestly, i'd take true love over any of that other stuff any day.

[–]AndyOB 58 points59 points ago

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yeah but it is possible to find true love on your own... definitely not possible to have super powers or fly a star-fighter without magical wishes.

[–]TheAntagonist43 29 points30 points ago

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Challenge accepted.

[–]DarthDerp 2 points3 points ago

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...you've never seen me before.

[–]TheDentite 16 points17 points ago

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Girlfriend standing behind you?

[–]Smarag 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno man immortality, invulnerability and all the other super mans stuff (except the kryptonite) seems like a good deal since you would have an unlimited amount of time to search for true love on your own and have fun doing it.

[–]Renouille 13 points14 points ago

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yeah but then you'd eventually outlive your true love and lament over it for the rest of eternity.

[–]purpletroll 5 points6 points ago

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then i being superman will swoop down and take ur ho. You cant do shit.

[–]jaykoo21 1 point2 points ago

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You can even superman that ho! Crank that

[–]Vincent133 16 points17 points ago

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I was in love and I can verify this.

[–]illiterateninja 11 points12 points ago

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Jill doesn't count...

[–]rueldotme 52 points53 points ago

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I'd probably wish for more karma.

[–]DTown13 59 points60 points ago

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Wish granted. Then denied. Then granted again!

[–]dafragsta 31 points32 points ago

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Stop playing god.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 18 points19 points ago

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Who's playing?

[–]daltonls 1 point2 points ago

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Dunno about you guys, but I got chills...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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More blue-colored karma for you!

[–]theaceoffire 4 points5 points ago

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Xwing ran out of gas, the Money crashed the economy (becoming worthless), and superman found out that EVERYONE HAS CRYPTONITE. Seriously, that stuff shows up every episode.

Two people who support each other can be happier and achieve more than anyone expects, and can be happy with themselves rather than with things they don't have yet.

//Assuming you don't get married with the whole 'I can change him/her' idea.

[–]spalacios 7 points8 points ago

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Id become superman, Bitches love superman

[–]Vadoff 2 points3 points ago

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True love is so rare and hard to come by, I'd still take it!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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This one has always been my favorite

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF193-Fun_Bot.gif

[–]taneq 4 points5 points ago

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Personally I've always loved http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF037-Bear_Boy.gif

Then a bit later I wore peg-heart as my avatar for a couple of years: http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF165-Yarteries.jpg

[–]HonkyMahFah 2 points3 points ago

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It's the look on the kid's face that nails it.

[–]jayesanctus 3 points4 points ago

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I like this one.

That and the weeaboo one.

[–]saucy_bojangles 21 points22 points ago

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I would wish for a world without reposts...

[–]scooooot 2 points3 points ago

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Normally I don't really give a shit about reposts. I mean, they're usually still funny. But man, I've seen this like 3 times this week...

[–]raiderred 10 points11 points ago

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I'd wish for a world without people who bitch about reposts. I've never seen this, and it made me laugh.

...no I wouldn't. That Superman wish was a good one. I'd do that.

[–]BoilerButtSlut 2 points3 points ago

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So am I the only one who thinks that the spaceship looks almost exactly like the Pyro GX from Descent?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/7/2/8/Pyro-GX.jpg

[–]jwdjr2004 2 points3 points ago

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maybe i'm gay or something, but i would definitely rather have true love. thought i had that once 5 years ago but nope.

[–]jphw 6 points7 points ago

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1 Wish? I wish for a million Wishes.

[–]smash14 15 points16 points ago

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[–]inablender[S] 36 points37 points ago

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Infinite genies. ಠ_ಠ

[–]ttustudent 10 points11 points ago

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Would they all sound like Robin Williams?

[–]Twitch043 2 points3 points ago

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God yes.

[–]illiterateninja 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think we have enough coke for that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I would wish for the ability to grant myself wishes. Let's cut out the middle man.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I love reddit. It often feels like I'm time traveling to see the oldest shit on the internet.

[–]Provenzer0 3 points4 points ago

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"Should've gotten a falcon"

[–]Deklaration 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I was bald. Bald people are awesome

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck, if only there were a way to make your wish come true.

Welp, I'm out of ideas.

[–]Jd4u88 1 point2 points ago

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Everytime I click on this comic I always think the comments will be full of people saying repost but of course not.

[–]stellarfury 1 point2 points ago

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That's because everyone loves PBF.

[–]postitnote 1 point2 points ago

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He clearly did not get true love if he has regrets about it. Sounds like he got ripped off.

MONKEY PAW!!!!!!

[–]Prodigal_Daughter 1 point2 points ago

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That took me way longer to understand than it should have. :-/

[–]richred 1 point2 points ago

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I love Perry Bible Fellowship. Another great artist to look for is Julia Wertz.

[–]old_curmudgeon 1 point2 points ago

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I'd still rather have the True Love.

[–]GrinningPariah 1 point2 points ago

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Noobs. You wait till the end of the line and your one wish is "I want what everyone else got"

[–]tarmadadj 1 point2 points ago

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I bought the book as gif for my girlfriend, is awesome and it has some comics that are not in the webpage

[–]cyetzh 1 point2 points ago

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i was lucky enough to get my copy signed. it reads: "John, the skies are not the limit - nay, the limit hath no place upon this vision; it exists as the shadow of the sun: impossible / not at all... N. Gurewitch"

[–]jscoppe 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like that one guy wished for Zimbabwe-style hyperinflation. :/

[–]AndrewBenton 1 point2 points ago

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He made the right wish

[–]therimgreaper 1 point2 points ago

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DAE think that the spaceship was an X-wing, but then was disappointed to find out that it wasn't?

[–]ElmoOxygen 1 point2 points ago

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I love how comforting his true love is when he realizes his mistake. That's some layered irony right there.

[–]derpderpin 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno man that circle girl is pretty cute, I feel like he still won out. Though flying would be almost as rad.

[–]r2002 1 point2 points ago

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The girl is the real loser. She didn't get shit.

[–]jntwn 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't know why anyone doesn't wish for infinite wishes.

[–]godofallcows 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, it's PBF's turn on the repost cycle. Guess I'll put away the old /b/ folder and just find a random comic.

[–]Groomzilla 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic, but I don't find this that funny. Not putting anything down, to each their own.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

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I'd still take the 'true love'. I'd give anything for to girl to do something other than loathe me. I'd give everything I have and will ever have for a girl to just be genuinely nice to me for even a single day.

[–]Godnads 1 point2 points ago

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If the love is true then he is fulfilled in his heart and wants nothing. For he is in constant bliss. He wins.

[–]mambypambyland 1 point2 points ago

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LOL This is my favorite repost! Thanks for reposting the repost of the repost!

[–]Grazfather 1 point2 points ago

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I am always impressed when an artist can show so much expression with as little as two dots and a circle. The expression of the guy in the last frame is great.

[–]daman345 1 point2 points ago

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Guess he never hear of combo wishes.

"I wish for true love to come to me after dropping of a wheelbarrow of money to my new castle from my personal spaceship"

[–]Bishmar 1 point2 points ago

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.. Did not get it.

[–]rcsheets 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this copied to imgur?

The original

[–]OmniaII 3 points4 points ago

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[–]double1 2 points3 points ago

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Disregard bitches, Acquire dreams.

[–]Dmaster1014 1 point2 points ago

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Notice the woman having no choice in the matter.

[–]unseenbanana 4 points5 points ago

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neither did the spaceship.

[–]Twisted_Fate 5 points6 points ago

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or wheelbarrow.

[–]kingkactuar 1 point2 points ago

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I want to believe this

[–]dinrajas 1 point2 points ago

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Well atleast his sandwiches will get made on time

[–]landragon 1 point2 points ago

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This comic looks wrong to me. If he really found true love he would be happy. Right?

[–]Mintie 1 point2 points ago

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I'd choose true love before a load of money and a cool spaceship-looking thing.

[–]Spyhop 2 points3 points ago

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This has NEVER been posted on Reddit before. It's entirely new!

[–]steinamo 0 points1 point ago

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I love PBF to death, I truly do. With that said, if I just post any random PBF comic, using its own title as my post title no less, do I make the front page?

[–]Smarag 2 points3 points ago

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Yes you do. That also works with Calvin and Hobbes.

[–]IIoWoII 0 points1 point ago

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WEABOO?!

[–]EmpressSharyl 0 points1 point ago

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'The grass is always greener...'

[–]Victory33 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he didn't know Star-Fighters were an option....