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[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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I find this, a tire...

[–]legion02 32 points33 points ago

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[–]Christophoro 3 points4 points ago

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Puns! I'm imposing a ban-an'-a punishment for non-pun users.

[–]arnoldb0620 0 points1 point ago

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damn you beat me to it

[–]wishyouwerebeer 2 points3 points ago

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clever girl

[–]BarkerIsWinning 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What a brilliant, nay, downright genious play on words. Did you come up with that on your own?

[–]Hacksaures -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks for not making a new thread!

[–]hadisious 0 points1 point ago

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One could use this when peeling out.

[–]_cleverpants 0 points1 point ago

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I find this satire appalling

[–]Spazit -4 points-3 points ago

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I find this, al tiar

[–]vegittoss15 -1 points0 points ago

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Bad joke + misspelling = ?

[–]Spazit 0 points1 point ago

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It offended my poetic sensibilities that if I kept his name as one word people would not link the phonological similarities between "a tire" and "altiar".

That or maybe I have been pronouncing his name really fucking wrong for the last like 4 years.

[–]vegittoss15 0 points1 point ago

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[–]omar1993 -2 points-1 points ago

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err, sorry to mess your joke up, but thats ezio, and its spelled "altair"

[–]Spazit -1 points0 points ago

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This plus Google can't be right all the time, I suppose

[–]omar1993 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Spazit -1 points0 points ago

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Ezio looks more awesome IMO, but guns from leonardo da vinci? Some sins can not be forgiven.

[–]MandatorySuicide 14 points15 points ago

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Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs!

[–]Anal_Bleeding 18 points19 points ago

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Bananas in pajamas are getting harvested by Guatemalans.

[–]Underthefigtree 3 points4 points ago

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Bananas in pajamas are chasing Teddy bears!

[–]biffskin 1 point2 points ago

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B1, B2 my favourite vitamins.

[–]EcologicPath15 0 points1 point ago

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B2?

[–]abumpdabump 2 points3 points ago

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stuff like this makes me hate everything

[–]HMPoweredMan 8 points9 points ago

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Never have I seen a finer picture.

[–]Nizzler -1 points0 points ago

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Gentleman Nannerpus supports this comment

[–]Xiolent 7 points8 points ago

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The demise of reddit is imminent.

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy voiceover stating while sirens are blaring : Diggification of reddit is now at 98% and counting...

[–]iSmokeTheXS 2 points3 points ago

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[–]shadowflower 0 points1 point ago

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[–]anonymau5 2 points3 points ago

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OP is the reason we need to have a posting limit on Reddit.

[–]zorbix 4 points5 points ago

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That banana is classy as fuck.

[–]teemh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]legion02 1 point2 points ago

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I find this satire... appalling.

[–]GhostlyEmployee 1 point2 points ago

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I just printed this picture out, posted it on the employee bulletin board in the restaurant I work at, and left no other explanation. I don't know why, but I was compelled to do so.

[–]farmerjack 3 points4 points ago

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Why is this on the front page?

[–]aeons_elevator -1 points0 points ago

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because it's cheesy and hilarious.

[–]commiewizard 2 points3 points ago

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This is the shit that makes it to the front page of reddit?

[–]8armstohugyouwith 0 points1 point ago

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This is relevant to my breakfast.

[–]IIdsandsII -1 points0 points ago

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I blended his buddy into a smoothie moments ago.

[–]Managore 1 point2 points ago

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I find this attire appealing.

[–]beeeees 3 points4 points ago

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this is not funny, at all.

[–]drewgall 0 points1 point ago

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Oh nannerpus!

[–]wakaba 0 points1 point ago

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If banana is a fruit...why is it's heart a vegetable?

[–]PoorUseOfTime 0 points1 point ago

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r/adviceanimals please

[–]tsanbuen 0 points1 point ago

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I totally correctly guessed the punchline as the picture was loading.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I find this peel a-tiring.

[–]ecartrace 0 points1 point ago

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Boo!

[–]skunkchop 0 points1 point ago

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'kay.

(get it? potassium?)

[–]armyofkoalas 0 points1 point ago

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r/lazy

[–]OneCrazyMofo 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps it's time to slip into something more comfortable.

[–]nemontemi 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read this in Conan's 1864 baseball voice?

[–]coldfusion079 0 points1 point ago

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Going to make this my desktop at work, I hope to god there aren't any Redditors where I work.

[–]agnosticnixie 0 points1 point ago*

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I've got a feeling.

It's so appealing.

[–]netshroud 1 point2 points ago

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For us to get together and sing

[–]shoffobroff 1 point2 points ago

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SING!

[–]steven1350 2 points3 points ago

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ring......ring......ring......ring......ring......ring......ring......

[–]sciencebepraised 1 point2 points ago

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Banana Phone

[–]schote 0 points1 point ago

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You seem to be quite the banana, sir.

[–]steven1350 3 points4 points ago

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Good thing you said this to lighten his mood. He was feeling a tad green a few days ago

[–]filmfiend999 0 points1 point ago

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Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

[–]sirejustin 0 points1 point ago

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That's funny, because its a banana, and you said apeeling, kind of like the word apealing...but since it has the word ''peel'' in it, it makes it a pun, suggesting that the banana is peeling, and that it has nothing to do with his outfit. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[–]FuckBananaFaces -1 points0 points ago

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No

[–]BeefSupreme24 0 points1 point ago

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I concurr

[–]windolf7 -1 points0 points ago

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Quite

[–]Piratiko -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, and I'd made it this far without laughing.

Very good, sir.

[–]KHuang -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone else get a big banana grin after seeing the picture?

[–]monocleparty -1 points0 points ago

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Monocle, mustache, and top hat.. how could you not love it?!

[–]fatalistspalmistry -4 points-3 points ago

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Who the fuck finds these things funny?

[–]benmanbs 0 points1 point ago

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Me. And considering it has 1000+ upvotes, a whole lot of other people.

[–]fatalistspalmistry 0 points1 point ago

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It's unfathomable to me.

[–]FrenchGeek -2 points-1 points ago

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My goodness! I seem to have gone banana!

[–]notjawn -1 points0 points ago

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Quite so.

[–]Christerical -1 points0 points ago

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I think you've just discovered Lame Pun Coon's main diet.

[–]yourenotmydad -1 points0 points ago

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That pic is banana.

[–]jeeluhh -1 points0 points ago

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B-a-n-a-n-a

[–]FalseBottom -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Electrorocket -1 points0 points ago

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This is slightly funnier than Family Circus, but not nearly as funny as Scott Meets The Family Circus

[–]Maxamillionaire -1 points0 points ago

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Why did the radish kiss the banana?

Because he had a peel!

[–]GrimReefer -1 points0 points ago

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How fruitful

[–]mixmanminute -1 points0 points ago

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Sport that freshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh attire

[–]pcnerd37 -1 points0 points ago

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Screw Mr. Potatoe Head, this guy is cooler!

[–]dharh -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny because it's a banana.

[–]Onikouzou -1 points0 points ago

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I really peeled my sides laughing at this

[–]joemole28 -1 points0 points ago

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Well tht is very potassium

[–]SparkleTart -1 points0 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]TheCodexx -1 points0 points ago

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So are we naming this the Punanna, or...

[–]Wocka_Wock -1 points0 points ago

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That's not a tire, it's a banana.

[–]killtimehere -1 points0 points ago

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reveeling? No? ok

[–]glassy125 -1 points0 points ago

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i see what you did there

[–]Eustis -4 points-3 points ago

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A BANANA!

HA!

[–]GirlWhoFollowsEustis 0 points1 point ago

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Put your "banana" in me. ;D

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou -3 points-2 points ago

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Can anything be done to stem the tide of these banana posts?

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[deleted]

[–]tumble_weed 3 points4 points ago

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[blows past]

[–]sunshineCripples 0 points1 point ago

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[Observes Tumble Weed, Takes Drag of Cigarette]

"That was you get for spittin in the wind."

[Slowly exhales]

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Made me smile, thank you!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote for app(e)alling word play.

[–]Zonkeyy -2 points-1 points ago

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I came here for the puns.

[–]theFasterTheBetter -2 points-1 points ago

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That banana stole my Playstation Network account!

[–]agentjoe78k -2 points-1 points ago

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Proof that Bananas are hilarious

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]thelazerbeast -2 points-1 points ago

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When something makes me laugh, it usually gets an upvote. When it makes me smirk and shake my head, I wish I could give it two.

[–]Jimmyjumpnjive -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't tread on me.

[–]dhaft88 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is splendiferous.

[–]two_words_only -3 points-2 points ago

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quite appeeling.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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HA HA HA, I GET IT, BANANAS HAVE PEALS.