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[–][deleted] 131 points132 points ago

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Must be because they don't use anti-asian cream.

[–]itsprobablytrue 50 points51 points ago

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Carlos!

[–]museman 2 points3 points ago

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Swish!

[–]bonytony21 368 points369 points ago

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This has been reposted a few times, often without credit to the artist.

Here's the source by Emiko Sawanobori. She makes some pretty cool comics, so check her out.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Blakwulf 1 point2 points ago

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Some NSFW content there.

[–]nihilion_Zero 16 points17 points ago

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clicking...

[–]TooMuchBroccoli 0 points1 point ago

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go on...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but not GOOD NSFW content.

[–]J_Pinehurst 0 points1 point ago

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She does Chrono Trigger Art?

[–]non00b 7 points8 points ago

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Reddit image posts should have a mandatory original source field.

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

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It's been par for the course for a long time now that the comic is usually posted as a re-hosted pic and the source is the top comment.

[–]idraj[S] 41 points42 points ago

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Thanks, always wondered which artist drew this hilarity

[–]k-dawg 0 points1 point ago

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Try the Google image search. I've got a chrome extension, unfortunately I don't have the link right now.

[–]dick_hole2 1 point2 points ago

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Emiko Sawanobori didn't give credit to Nintendo after he drew Link's grandmother from Wind Waker for the 120 y/o lady.

[–]IceBlue 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure Emiko is a female.

[–]ColdChemical 1 point2 points ago

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repost of a repost of a repost of a repost

[–]jdk 19 points20 points ago

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[–]iskiran 9 points10 points ago

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Even the top comment is a repost. ಠ_ಠ

[–]GiuntaWorks 0 points1 point ago

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I always see this on reddit but never save it. Then I'm forced to google some mixture of "asian, reddit, aging" and have to sift through odd results.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that could be really disturbing depending on your safesearch settings.

[–]LumpyDog 14 points15 points ago

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My 36 year-old (korean) wife voices this very belief all the time. I'm beginning to think she's trying to warn me.

[–]Carnephex 5 points6 points ago

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Careful buddy, korean women get REAL mean after 45. Least my mom did. I still have the scars from that epic belt whippin.

[–]LumpyDog 1 point2 points ago

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I've already seen her go after people who pissed her off. Totally hot and scary, all at the same time.

[–]devrdander 1 point2 points ago

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Ever consider you made her snap?

[–]Blu- 0 points1 point ago

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Watched any Korean shows? Girls be crazy.

[–]Carnephex 0 points1 point ago

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All the time. I've always been a dumbass. Hah!

[–]tyrube 0 points1 point ago

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i have seen this...very true...from nice straight hair to a curly bush...wtf is that all about?

[–]Carnephex 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck if I know. I'm not looking forward to looking like a fucked up Mr. Miyagi either.

[–]itchylot 4 points5 points ago

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Here's my Korean mom in a shirt I bought her for Mother's Day. She turned 61 in April.

[–]xxbondsxx 1 point2 points ago

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far better than the comic!

[–]umt43 24 points25 points ago

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[–]istroll 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I knew this had been posted a lot, but 16 times already to /r/funny alone is a bit excessive.

All these reposts are really starting to make me rage.... then realized the OP's username is Idraj. OP FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!

[–]chemistry_teacher 1 point2 points ago

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What I find fascinating is the point distribution. One of them has ~1900 net upvotes(!) while many of the others have less than 10.

It really appears that this one must have only gotten to the frontpage maybe 2-3 times, and that's not too bad.

[–]heartcollector 11 points12 points ago

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I'm convinced Asian women officially become old when they cut their hair to a short crop and perm it to oblivion.

[–]slowmoon 2 points3 points ago

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Do they perm it into oblivion or is it just a mess naturally?

[–]UseSplashAttack 1 point2 points ago

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To oblivion it goes

[–]Patsson77 1 point2 points ago

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naturally

[–]heartcollector 0 points1 point ago

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It actually is a perm-- 99% of Asian hair is straight. It becomes a mess because perming fries it, and they do it every year for the rest of their old lives.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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so basically around lvl 60 they evolve into Kim Jong Il. Remind me to press B

[–]RDandersen 37 points38 points ago

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[–]Jugemu 3 points4 points ago

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I immediately thought of this rambling of Karl's as well.

[–]cptqwashi 1 point2 points ago

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Richard Anderson ?

[–]ageo 4 points5 points ago

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DICKERS!!!!!!!!

[–]wickedtoaster 0 points1 point ago

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Raaaaaaaaadiiiiccccccckkaaaaaaaaaadooooooddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiickerzzzzzz

[–]Zilvreen 98 points99 points ago

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TIL Kim Jong Il is a 65 year old asian lady

[–]TheGreyDuck 35 points36 points ago

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Living in Korea, the ajumas (old Korean women) don't look much different than Kim Jong Il. One of my korean coworkers told me that in Korea there are three genders: male, female, and ajuma.

[–]lukesatriani 14 points15 points ago

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I'm seeing a 20 year old half-korean, half-english girl atm... In 45 years I'll post photos of her... FOR SCIENCE!!

[–]p8ball4life 12 points13 points ago

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We need pictures now...to compare.

[–]FredL2 11 points12 points ago

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Preferably nude.

[–]CervezaPorFavor 15 points16 points ago

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You asked for it: http://imgur.com/VcKVU.jpg

(NSFL)

[–]nocubir 10 points11 points ago

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He looks ronery

[–]TokiBumblebee 1 point2 points ago

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Ruh-roh, Raggy.

[–]itchylot 0 points1 point ago

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He needs a new Hummel figurine.

[–]Yavetill 1 point2 points ago

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Why the hell did I clicked? ಥ_ಥ

[–]abhijitd 1 point2 points ago

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And preferably during the said "ATM"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Assuming she doesn't realize that your telescope is pointed at her window in the next 45 years.

[–]AKADriver 3 points4 points ago

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In 45 years she'll look like a cross between Kim Jong-Il and Margaret Thatcher.

[–]lukesatriani 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure I'll take what I can get in 45 years...

[–]itswalton 0 points1 point ago

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you mean engrish?

[–]kimchifart 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget adjosshi.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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This was the exact same comment made when it was reposted last time.

[–]the_silent_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. How boring, eh? This is the official moment in time I have decided to desert the front page for good.

Happy reddit bday btw :)

[–]NonAmerican 8 points9 points ago

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Even comments are duped.

[–]Beady 4 points5 points ago

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with the height of a 120 year old

[–]Cadian 20 points21 points ago

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120 Year old Asian women all look like Link's grandmother in Windwaker, TIL.

[–]Jacoolh 26 points27 points ago

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"They don't age well, it's like a pear" - Karl Pilkington

[–]TheresAnApeForThat 3 points4 points ago

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[–]StumpyGoblin 2 points3 points ago

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Good ol' Pilkers.

[–]3PH 42 points43 points ago*

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So you get 50 good years out of your asian wife? That's terrific. If your wife is white that bomb explodes right after the first child.

Edit: grammar

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Only if you marry your asian wife at her birth, and then it's:

12 great years

38 good years

[–]glintsCollide 24 points25 points ago

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Took me a second to fully appreciate the meaning of that, but then; ಠ_ಠ

[–]DropAdigit 0 points1 point ago

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It depends; Nordic, Dutch or Danish, you have til 45; all other euros til 35, and Slavs just fucking explode when the sperm hits the egg in their Fallopian tube.

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[–]DropAdigit 0 points1 point ago

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ha, that's awesome. TBH, a lot of slavic women look smmmmmokin' in their twenties, so rock it while you got it! assuming you are woman...

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[–]DropAdigit 1 point2 points ago

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well, nobody stays beautiful forever on the outside, but we all can be beautiful inside... wow that sounded like some pretentious shit!

But seriously, there's something super-attractive about people with smile wrinkles rather than frown wrinkles. I hope you have those.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]staytaytay 0 points1 point ago

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AFTER your first child, not "attached to" it

[–]dietotaku 5 points6 points ago

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TIL 120-year-old asian women are the most adorable thing ever.

[–]fancy-chips 2 points3 points ago

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they have claws.

[–]anne1152 7 points8 points ago

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when I was 16: "How old are you, 23? 24?
now, at 23: "Let me see some ID" (for R-rated films and drinks in the UK)

So now I'm like Benjamin Button...and I'll go from looking 30 to 80? WTF, troll genes?!

[–]hollymo93 25 points26 points ago

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Beware: Between ages 40 and 50, Asian women look like a cartoon explosion.

[–]EvilTribble 7 points8 points ago

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That's menopause for you.

[–]Anman 5 points6 points ago

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50 and 60*

[–]chrisvarick 9 points10 points ago

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My gf is Chinese, I saw one of her pictures on facebook and said: wow you looked so cute when you were younger, how old were you when the picture was taken? 14? Her answer: it was taken 6 months ago. She's 24 now.

[–]pass_over 4 points5 points ago

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So women can't be sexually attractive their entire lives. So fucking what? That's not our only purpose, you know.

I think the cartoon is funny, but most of the comments on here are ignorant as all hell.

[–]downneck 0 points1 point ago

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women can't be sexually attractive their entire lives

Raquel Welch, age 60 would like to disagree with you

[–]alpoe 14 points15 points ago

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I always wondered how this happened. thank you.

[–]staytaytay 5 points6 points ago

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I don't think this is always true. My (asian) wife's grandmother and grand-aunt still look like the third picture from the scalp down.

The perm hair is unavoidable of course.

[–]InVultusSolis 7 points8 points ago

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Compare this with the "babushka effect", wherein an Eastern European woman can be gorgeous until approx. age 34, after which she'll look haggard and old, seemingly overnight.

[–]parkesdavi 2 points3 points ago

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[–]BernardMarx 13 points14 points ago

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My gf is half Asian. She is 1 year older than me but everybody thinks she is 5-10 years younger.

[–]cbfw86 18 points19 points ago

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give it time.

[–]BernardMarx 9 points10 points ago

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I hope that when she reaches 50 the European genes kick in and BAM 25 FOR EVER.

[–]lukesatriani 1 point2 points ago

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Genetics win!

[–]Devi_D 5 points6 points ago

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My old roommate is half Chinese and the same age as my Vietnamese mother (57). My mother looks like she's 40 and my old roommate smokes a LOT, looks like she's 70 and sounds like she's 100. Apparently, regardless of your genes, smoking makes you age faster. I quit smoking after 2 months of living with her.

[–]dustwel 1 point2 points ago

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My gf is full Korean. 4 years older but looks 5 younger. :-)

[–]BernardMarx 0 points1 point ago

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You never go full Korean. Look at Sean Penn.

[–]-paradox- 1 point2 points ago

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That is why you go half Asian, they're other half makes them immune to the effects of the time bomb. Plus, they're hotter.

[–]fancy-chips 0 points1 point ago

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I hope to have little halfsies one day.

[–]Schmoopster 15 points16 points ago

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As a female with humdrum looks, I call this justice.

[–]flawlesslylogical 19 points20 points ago

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I upvoted for the funny. But if you're humdrum now, shit ain't exactly gonna get better your way either.

[–]candyoutlandish 8 points9 points ago

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Not necessarily. Chickies who have to work harder to stay fit/hot when they're younger won't be caught flat-footed when shit starts to go south because of age.

[–]mtheoryx 4 points5 points ago

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You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?

[–]candyoutlandish 0 points1 point ago

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Me? I chunked up in my 20s from too much beer and not enough exercise. Woke up at 34 deciding I needed to make changes and have been exercising/eating right ever since. At 40 I'm the same size/weight as 20 year old me (size 6 US), but I could kick her ass sideways because I'm so much stronger. So, no, my comment is not just wishful thinking on my part.

[–]mtheoryx 0 points1 point ago

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You have a sample size of exactly 1. That's not enough to make a statement like you just did.

The plural of "data" is not "anecdote", in case you were confused.

[–]Holly_Tyler 0 points1 point ago

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The plural of data is data.

[–]mtheoryx 0 points1 point ago

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Which is not supplied with a sample size of 1.

[–]Holly_Tyler 0 points1 point ago

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Fortunately, this is the time and place for both anecdotes and data.

[–]candyoutlandish 0 points1 point ago

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Q: "You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?"

A: Yes, I do think that because it happened to me.

You're the confused one. My statement began with "not necessarily", which only requires one exception.

[–]mtheoryx 0 points1 point ago

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Chickies who have to work harder to stay fit/hot when they're younger won't be caught flat-footed when shit starts to go south because of age.

which only requires one exception

Actually, that's not what happened here at all. Logic fail.

[–]Holly_Tyler 2 points3 points ago

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She has a point though, and it applies to both men and women. People with naturally high metabolism and slim figures often develop poor eating habits in their youth. When they get older and their bodies start storing the fat in unsightly places, they have to re-learn better eating and exercise habits. Whereas, a person who was never naturally slim already knows the tricks of the trade. *source needed

[–]candyoutlandish 1 point2 points ago

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You removed my first sentence, which was part of my argument and I stand by what I said.

I have a question. Why are you such a douche-y tool?

[–]JackpotDen 4 points5 points ago*

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Look, ugly is a frame of body. Dress suitably for your character and body type, appeal to the dudes who'd be into you, and you're set.

EDIT: However, not all women are beautiful.

[–]robertpeacock22 0 points1 point ago

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As a male who was regularly spurned by females with greater-than-humdrum looks during his youth, I also call this justice.

[–]Torquemada1970 2 points3 points ago

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Is this limited to Asians? I've noticed this with Italians, Spaniards, Greeks, etc.- at some stage, they magically transform from hot chicks into BIG MAMAS (and it isn't having kids).

[–]BuckeyeBentley 0 points1 point ago

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Russians

[–]NinjaBob 0 points1 point ago

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It may be conformation bias but it always seemed to me that with most Europeans and Africans the aging process seems more gradual. East Asians always seem to look vaguely twenty something until they hit their fifties.

[–]anne1152 2 points3 points ago

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My fate is sealed. Fuck.

[–]GavinRC 2 points3 points ago

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Age 60-70 looks like Kim Jong-Il.

[–]h2mc 2 points3 points ago

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Has anyone ever seen a pregnant Asian woman?

[–]staytaytay 2 points3 points ago

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They're all over my city this summer. One's even in my house, at least for another week or so.

[–]itchylot 2 points3 points ago

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You should look into calling an exterminator. Sounds like you've got an infestation.

[–]somechineseguy 1 point2 points ago

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Culture dictates that Chinese women stay at home after pregnancy is confirmed throughout it's entirety, hence why you don't see very many pregnant Chinese(possibly Asian) women.

[–]knotty66 5 points6 points ago

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"You never see a 35-year-old one. They're good-looking when they're young but then they age overnight. they're like a pear."

[–]JackTheJot 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't have said it any better

[–]napoleondance 0 points1 point ago

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nobody can say anything better than Karl

[–]JackTheJot 0 points1 point ago

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Kaaaarrrlllll

[–]AtomicBitchwax 4 points5 points ago

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Otherwise known as Babushka Syndrome, and, as you can guess by the name, also applies to Eastern European girls.

[–]humbler 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AtomicBitchwax 0 points1 point ago

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I must admit, Babushka Bomb does have a nice ring to it.

[–]WWIFA 2 points3 points ago

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shit, I'm Asian on one side and Eastern European on the other...

[–]AtomicBitchwax 1 point2 points ago

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So basically you're either gonna age REALLY well or some day somebody's gonna wake up next to you, look over, and then hurl themselves out of the nearest window. Better post pics before it's too late.

[–]WWIFA 2 points3 points ago

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heh, nice try, internets.

[–]needs_more_booze 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard, and like, "Babushka Bomb" better.

[–]AmbiguousP 3 points4 points ago

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From my experience this summer, there is a comparable process for Italians :p

[–]pipian 1 point2 points ago

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A direct consequence of eating pasta every day.

[–]ishouldnothavethese 0 points1 point ago

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Damn

[–]leddible 1 point2 points ago

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I think this was funnier when it was in a vertical format.

[–]nigrochinkspic 1 point2 points ago

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....and the bi-monthly "asian women timeline" repost

[–]staple_this 1 point2 points ago

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I am a 27 year old Korean female and I usually get carded for 18-year old stuff. Yay

[–]recneps100 2 points3 points ago

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Natalie Tran and her mother are a good example of this. Also this.

[–]xxbondsxx 0 points1 point ago

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That's a great example! Sometimes I see them together and think "they are related!?!?" It seems impossible

[–]MrCog 0 points1 point ago

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The price they pay for being so hot early in life.

[–]NickenChuggets 5 points6 points ago

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Read this as "Asian boob time". ಠ_ಠ

[–]GalacticNexus 6 points7 points ago

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Also acceptable.

[–]awkwardwhiteguy 1 point2 points ago

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No. No you didn't.

[–]Shooz29 3 points4 points ago

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Even with as many times as this gets reposted, I laugh every damn time.

[–]confirmationguy 1 point2 points ago

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As an Asian I can confirm this is accurate.

[–]The_Adventurist 0 points1 point ago

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So god damn true. In Tokyo, we used to have to add 10 years to however old we thought the women we met were and sometimes even that wasn't enough. Then, like the day they turn 50, they turn into this.

[–]ALaccountant 0 points1 point ago

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Dating an Asian woman right now and her mom is over 50 and looks like she is in her 30's and that is my experience with quite a few Asian women actually... From personal experience I don't find that this stereotype holds much salt

[–]Bloodari 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck, seriously how many times is this gonna be reposted?

[–]istroll 0 points1 point ago

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Twice daily from now on.

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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it's not as bad as the bean surprise.

[–]swkim51 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHA SO TRUE!

[–]niikuu 0 points1 point ago

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still pretty awesome

[–]Eoiny 0 points1 point ago

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Does this mean that by the time Rupert Murdoch is dead, his incredibly hot (and now filthy rich and single) wife will look like Kim Jong Il?

[–]cogito_ergo_bibo 0 points1 point ago

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man the ones from Guam are major little hotties, but seem to go in a cocoon around the age of 35-40 and come back out around 200-300 lbs heavier.

[–]windycitygeek 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a white guy engaged to a beautiful Cantonese girl. Getting married next year. Looks like I got 20+ years of hotness left, with two ghost kids on the way. I'll take it.

[–]MaritimeLawyer 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I'm in the same boat, with a Japanese woman, I'll take the 20 years, because the alternatives are not any better.

[–]superdot 0 points1 point ago

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I just want to see the bottom half!

[–]ikikstarbucks 0 points1 point ago

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So true for Bom in 2NE1, looks like she is about to be 20 but she's 28, the oldest in the group.

[–]stormmaster83 0 points1 point ago

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Is that last one Dolly from "The Family Circus"?

[–]Tommelot 0 points1 point ago

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Karl Pilkington actually disagrees with this!

[–]vincent21212 0 points1 point ago

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no no no! That's clearly Chinese on the left, Korean at menopause, and possibly Japanese at the end. Not all asians come from'uh da same countwee!

[–]Theinternationalist 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this before.

[–]Boggster 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING OLD.

[–]mbensi2 0 points1 point ago

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Wind Waker grandmother on the right?

[–]bekahrooney 0 points1 point ago

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Old as shit

[–]lampzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I've always noticed this.

[–]callmejeikob 0 points1 point ago

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I live in korea. This is so true. It's a little dangerous though.

[–]IncredibleElmo 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe this is true for oriental asians, but not for asians in general.

[–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

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As an Asian, one day I described myself as an Oriental Asian to differentiate myself from other Asians like Indians (from India) or South East Asians. I was told by a Caucasian friend that "oriental" is only used to describe inanimate objects, like rugs, and it is somewhat offensive to use it with people. Wikipedia seems to back this up.

[–]PrebirthHipster 0 points1 point ago

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NICE TRY WHITE GUY

[–]Wisemanism 0 points1 point ago

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Or you know, you can just describe yourself as Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc

[–]GundamWang 0 points1 point ago

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I forget why it came up or exactly what it was about, but it was some type of discussion that needed all the chinese, japanese and koreans to be described as one group.

[–]Tinbadthetailor 0 points1 point ago

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I usually stick with East Asian.

[–]karma_virus 0 points1 point ago

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When I visited Russia, I noticed that the time bomb hit around 32ish. Super-hot girls from 15-25, kinda hot till 30, then BOOM! Suddenly turn into a gnarled, hunched over, warted face, eating hansel & grettle, borsche-farting babushka.

Maybe genetics, probably malnutrition.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Repossttt

[–]thetoxicmonarch 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]dmsuperman 0 points1 point ago

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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:RE:FWD:RE:FWD:FWD:RE:OMG LOL SO FUNNY

[–]trystancellanj -1 points0 points ago

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Repost! GRRR!

[–]remix1014 -4 points-3 points ago

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Reddit, after seeing this get over 200 upvotes, I never want you to complain of reposts again. This should have been squashed when it was new.

[–]DaffyDuck 0 points1 point ago

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First time I've seen it and I spend way more time on Reddit than I care to admit and you're a Reddit young'un.

[–]remix1014 1 point2 points ago

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So, reddit, what side of the fence are you on this whole repost issue? I get downvoted for calling a spade a spade. If you don't believe me:

http://karmadecay.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8Ljhv.jpg&subreddit=

There's your proof reddit. Unless reddit doesn't like proof either.